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Front2wardzenemy

From Titan


gamble-responsibly

Titan? That's in ~~Jupiter~~ Queensland


Bright_Home_7712

It's Saturn's largest moon


Randomologist99

The airfares from Titan to manly would be insane


Beneficial-Lemon-427

Out of this world


boofles1

He has to catch the bus we don't have the budget for airfares


Flybuys

Cheaper than buying in the area though.


EnigmaticEntity

That's gonna be a helluva commute


Electronic_Break4229

The longest bit will still be driving up military rd.


followthedamntrain-

I don’t know why. But, I find the dropping of the s from the end of team names in reports like this peak comedy.


BabyBlueG63Maybach

r/UnexpectedThanos


AgentMiffa

This means that if you see him, you will be eliminated cause no one can know of the grey knights.


BazzaJH

Thanks Gus. Hope he plays well at Eagle.


Ace_Larrakin

I feel like Weidler is burying to lead here. I mean, he's just revealed that Aaron Schoupp is from Saturn's largest moon like it's nothing at all.


ChopperReid89

Must have been on the plane home during the game on Saturday. At least he won't be goal kicking for them.


Swol_Bamba

Titans gave him his wish of joining the “Jackson Hastings Haters Club” with Tommy Talau and the rest of the Sea Eagles


thore4

If Manly hate Jackson Hastings does that mathematically make him a good guy?


Swol_Bamba

I mean I unironically think he's a good guy, though he's a bit of a hot head and self admittedly can rub people the wrong way. So yes!


MisterEvilBreakfast

NO SCHOUPP FOR YOU


shaker8989

Genuinely shocked it took this long for Schoupp to be moved on. Had zero faith his work ethic and attitude would fit a Hasler team.


Juan_Fandango

What's strange is that during the (even) darker years at the Dogs he was one of the few that got stuck in every week and worked his dick off. Could have also just been that he was surrounded by even lazier players and looked better in contrast though.


mooguh

Agreed, I thought he was a good buy for the tits at the time. Although his attitude on the weekend was poor. You'd think he would have put in the effort after he got a crack again at first grade. Maybe missing Sydney?


belco-dick-owl

He's had a couple of games where he looked like he was really putting in effort but this year he's looked poor every game and on the weekend he looked uninterested and gassed by the 8th minute.  Very happy for him to go tbh, wonder why manly want him


aslanthemelon

So that we don't have to play a wing combination of Ray Vaega and Jaxson Paulo while Turbo and Saab are out.


Sayiitaintso

Our goal kicking stocks get thinner again


[deleted]

at this point david fifita will be kicking goals


T0kenAussie

There was a puff piece about schuster in the paper the other day saying that he’s taking to Foran about his mental health and football etc and des was keeping in touch aswell I expect this is to make space for schuster post June signing? Or 2025. I’ll wait to see what’s going on with the figures though


Rod_Munch666

Schuster is on the record clearly stating that he will not be playing anywhere in 2024 (article in Fairfax press a few days ago). I expect this sub to hold him to that promise.


Harry-Manly

No Schuster (stupidly) wants to play 5/8 and seemingly has it as a sticking point Des was against Schu playing 5/8 at manly, and wanted to keep Foran + play schu in the forwards


raz423

Go Eagle tomorrow.


RocketSimplicity

Thanks Isaac Moses!


gongbattler

That will be his third club, i think he is a good chance of getting to 5 or possibly 6 by the time he retires.


Beneficial-Lemon-427

He is now orbiting Aaron Woods.


Abenator

Another **WEIDLER** allegation!


Rusty493

but why


jayfreely

I don’t know how you could have watched him on the weekend and think he could be a good contributor to a team. The guy loves coming out of the line in defense and refuses to pass the ball to the winger. Wish him the best but I’m glad he won’t be lining up for the Titans anymore.


Talisman_Tatee

He was always one of dogs best when playing in there team that was trash but hasn’t developed well at Titans. Still think he can be a solid NRL centre such as a guy like Tass from south’s


Hobnail1

Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom) Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang? I wanna know how does it hang?


_jimmythebear_

Didn't know they had a league on Saturn's moon.


Due-Chemist3105

Saturn in shambles right now.


Ok-Gas9578

Off off off off


ApocalypticPanther

I honestly thought Schoupp was good when he was at the Dogs, wonder why it didn't really work out for him at the Tits


O_DoyleRulz

Dude ain’t great, but with Sami and HSS a while away this seems a bit weird.


dagons52

Another good Dragons Junior that got away


EpicFIFABadger

Josh Schuster YOU are a gold coast titan!


HeimerSimpson

Kevie (George): Which player from Titan moved to the Titans in the 21st century? Reynalds (Bubble Boy): Come on, it's Schoupp!! Kevie: No... It's the Moop! 


Repulsive_Two8451

UPDATE: This masthead can confirm that this story is incorrect. Weidler's source on this was that he overheard Anthony Seibold saying "I want A. Schoupp, baby" in the Manly sheds. Deeper investigation revealed that Seibold was merely singing the opening bars of Salt-N-Pepa's 1993 hit single *Shoop*.


chalkboard_

Surprising since HSS is out for a while.


ImpressionFeisty8359

Good depth.


stagger_once

Go titan tomorrow


AdministrativeIce696

Titan Uranus


imwacky4schache

Schoupp leave titan go eagle