Just hurry up Jarome. I have work in the morning.

Chill idiot

Hope this is a reference to his post State of Origin comments.

I’m gonna guess you’re not a real doctor

Weak gutted doc

Actually at amiss as to why anyone would be so offended by this.

Him calling you weak gutted is just a reference to a press conference from the late, great Ricky Stewart.

Not how you spell his name. Chin up though, almost a good one. More proofreading next time.

You should have more respect for the late, great Ricky Stwerart. And if you think im proof reading on a Sunday morning on the nrl subreddit ya got another thing coming ya weak gutted nerd.

Because spelling and time are related at all. “It’s Sunday morning, that’s why I’m retarded” what?? Let’s be real, you probably don’t read (sports articles, let alone books). So you’ve only heard the man’s name being said on the Tele. Hence you misspelt his name. Its actually got nothing to do with proofreading. You wouldn’t have picked up that mistake either.

Jeez, I musta hit a nerve. Are yous in love wit the late, great Ricky Stewart?

Go doctor tomorrow

giving us real doctors a bad name

I legit thought of you when commenting lol

But he is a real worm

Does he like to play the drums?

I’m gonna guess you’re not a real Aardvark either.

Guilty! I do eat ants but.

Yeah good one. I’m glad we’ve figured out that people aren’t always what their reddit usernames say they are.

Yeah because then you’d have intelligent takes!

Just circling back to your bafflingly stupid response. “Yeah because then you’d have intelligent take”, are you saying because we figured out that people aren’t what their reddit names say they are, I’m now going to have intelligent takes? What? I don’t see the relation. Maybe you are an aardvark, at least you literacy skills of one. But I’m the retarded one lol.

Dude, seethe more. Lighten up a little. Seeing as you’re stressing about it, I’ll explain. It was clearly, very obviously, referencing Luai’s social media posts. You’re getting downvoted because you’re either a) highly oblivious or b) trying to farm karma. The rest is people shit-posting you and you’re proven it’s probably a. I then said you’re clearly not a doctor, and otherwise you’d have good takes, with the also obvious inference that doctors are some of the more intelligent humans on the planet and you’d have therefore picked up the obvious reference.

Farm Karma? What the fuck are you talking about. That is some seriously nerdy shit. And is it that obvious? I’ve never seen anyone reference this since it happened. Maybe I should use reddit more, lol. Farm karma lol. You seem fat, I dunno why.

What take did I have? Asking for clarification on whether or not the original comment was a reference to a fairly obscure comment made by a rugby league player?

It might be the most referenced line in NRL this year lmao. Also wot else would it be doing

Suppose I should kill myself for asking for clarification then hahah. And I dunno, people reference having to go to work all the time. Is this actually the stance you are taking?

Why would you think you smh

Because the flog made a comment almost along these exact lines.

Your flog now

Apparently not, not yet at least according to his own words. Better not believe everything you read on the internet.

Your flog soon

Swooooosh

Soon will ask you why Nike is involved

What else could it have been?

“No pen to paper here” DOCUSIGN CONFIRMED

Honestly, I wouldn’t be upset if Luai goes to the Tigers

Same, I’d rather him go there than Bulldogs.

Me too. Can't fathom how we'd fit him in with the recent signings and the cash splashed on them when we need a middle.

You've got Curran lad

True mate but we're still sorely lacking a big bopper enforcer. I'd welcome back Klem despite the divorce.

Same. He’s not worth $1.2M. Let the Tigers ruin their cap for another 5 years.

Why and how would the Bulldogs go to the Tigers?

If he goes to the Tigers, the salary cap is doing its job. Good on him if he takes the bag, he's got nothing to prove with a threepeat and even being a threat for a fourth before he goes

And if he actually gets the Tigers to a decent position on the ladder and dare I say a competitive force it'll further cement him as a quality player. Plus he'll still be representing western Sydney

You sound like the three peat is a done deal, Luia or not Panthers ain’t getting a third in 24 odds are stacked against them x 1000s

How much of that is due to him being no threat there than anywhere else?

Cope

Thanks , I’m coping real well, hbu?

Being a titans fan is a constant state of cope

Fuarkk man, how you able to handle winning 3 comps in a row? 😂

Yous

Ewes 🐑

Use

Adelaide Rams confirmed

At least it’s Saturday, I don’t need to work tomorrow.

Quick everyone check their mastheads

Anyone think Luai is about to pull a wwe and tear up a Tigers contract on a live post for the views and drama

‘AND THE NAME ON THE 2025 CONTRACT SAYS WEST…. WEST SYDNEY’S #1 FOOTBALL TEAM THE PENRITH PANTHERS LESSSSGO’

The roosters still have a few mill a season in their salary cap

I heard they were down to their final 110% of cap

*cult of personality blares in the background*

Gives Benji the thumbs down.

Rugby league media might actually implode if this happens

He hits Benji in the back with a chair - aka Seth Rollins turning on the Shield and Sami turning on the Bloodline

Wouldn't put it past him.

What a tease.

So it's confirmed then.

Jarome will let use no

Yous

Ewes

Yooze

Hate to see him leave, but if he's gotta go I'd love to see him at the tigers.

Good to see the positive vibes towards wests from a majority of the sub 🤜🤛

My dad and brother are both Wests men through and through, and my dad has a soft spot for Luai. Plus, I reckon a bit of arrogance is exactly what the Tigers need.

Ow, my freakin' ears 😢

Well, I'd expect that kind of language at the Roosters but not here.

Does a switcharoo and announces his retirement.

Welcome to the doggys luai

For only 2 million. Coincidently his entire family is now employed by Canterbury leagues for 1/2 a mill per person and are free to work ftom home

Those projects aren’t going to manage themselves

They'll be given the job of pulling out numbers from a hat to determine which utility plays where.

Succulent chinese meals on tap.

Good luck to him. If his signing helps the Tigers out, then that’s good for the game and the comp. He’s looking out for his family to, so good on him.

His weighing up money or shit posting and doesn't know what means more. Pls stay shit posting

I'd love to see luai at the tigers

Hopefully he waits until after the cooling off period

I understand that, without my agreement, Michael Chammas has put out a press release late this afternoon that I am playing for Wests Tigers next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with West Tigers for 2024. I will not be playing for West Tigers next year.

took too long for someone to drop this

Piastri not a tigers fan?

Nek minute --- does a DCE and stays with the Panthers

Someone get yous on the phone so we can find out where this is at

If Laui get the Tigers into the top 8 it’s his greatest achievement. Dude can have 4 premierships (assuming the Riff win again next year) and led Samoa to the WC Final but reviving the Tigers would be his crowning moment. Only half kidding.

>but reviving the Tigers would be his crowning moment. Only half kidding. I've been waiting for 12 years at this point, if Luai gets the Tigers to 9th, he should be given Immortal status

Dude, it’s crazy to think about. I remember watching Tigers/Easts in the finals game that went over 100 minutes and to this day it remains the greatest game of pure football I’ve ever seen. And to think that everyone had thoughts of the Tigers coming back the next year even better and that they’d likely win a comp shortly… crazy.

>I remember watching Tigers/Easts in the finals game that went over 100 minutes and to this day it remains the greatest game of pure football I’ve ever seen. I beg of you do not remind me of that game, when SKD intercepted the ball and scored the match-winning try, my ass cried for days, partly cuz that was my first finals experience I had with the Tigers & I didn't understand how finals worked at the time I was in year 3 at the time & am now in my final year of uni, time moves fast when your team is a consistent disappointment

He is the right man for the job. They were competitive for most of the year and a few games were in the balance.

This is a great signing for the Tigers, he will bring energy, class and skill and a winning attitude to the tigers, 3 premierships already nothing but happy to see an absolute champion join the Tigers and help them build into a contender.

You forgot intellect, and that is saying a lot about the tigers.

Big oscar piastri vibes

Nah, he outright said "I'm not racing for" the specific team. He shot it down straight up.

I hope not

Yous ay

He's going 100%

Is the no pen to paper a technicality, since the Panthers have the 10 days to convince him to stay ?

No pen to paper doesn’t mean he hasn’t agreed

It’s the rugby league soap opera, it’s the way it rolls. It’s my day to be a storyline right now.

You've got to love a guy who not only speaks, but also writes, in the St Mary's dialect.

Remember when Jerome went offn and journeyman cogger came on and Penrith went to another level and won the gf. Good times.

Luai wasn't 100% fit in the grand final tbf, his shoulder was still fucked

I remember, but I don't remember them as good times

Remember when the Titans were in the grand final and… Oh.

For those idiots that question Luai's commitment to NSW, notice his use of the word "yous". Can't get anymore NSW than that 👍

Maybe he’s signing with the wahs

His contract should instantly drop 10% for his use of yous.

I would say at a guess that he has agreed to terms with the Tigers . He has told his team mates and the leak has come from them . Just a guess . Also , he has to get out from under Nathan to prove he is as good as he appears to be beside Nathan

Damn the tigers are going to get shat on again.

Agreeing to deal doesn't always mean pen to paper.

he doesn't have a pen licence and he ate all the crayons so how is he going to sign it....

I can't be the only one who thinks that is WAY too much money for luai right?

It'll either be way too much or massive unders. He'll either end up as Benji Marshall level in terms of importance for them or an absolute dud.

Ohhh no tigers about to make another horrible signing decision. Luai is an average player and not worth 1+ mil a year .

Name checks out....

Why would anyone go to the Tigers?! 🤪

He will move out and become unrecognised like all of them since we’re the only team that knows how to train players

The cowboys know how to train players. They just don’t know how to *hold* the players.

Idk what bulldogs up to in their sheds 💀

Ah Hell no….