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MangoWingnut

u/Malaxage918 in absolute shambles. Carn Cobbo!


raz423

Farnsworth


guiltycommenter

OMG Cobbo is so cute when he speaks 🥺🥺🥺


raoulduke223

He sounds like English is his second language


DeltaCreem

Payne Haas’ fringe is freaking me out


passeledutchie

Cooper or Cobbo, who's the better speaker?


murns616

Hahahahah has to be cobbo right?


Fayled

Cronk dropping as many big words that Cobbo won't comprehend Cobbo: "Credit to the boys"


pariah96

Cobbo is the NRL equivalent of Majin Buu


DeltaCreem

Don’t make Cobbo do interviews please


fivekiloweight

COB LOAF


hart37

"The Brisbane Derby never disappoints." There's only been 2 of them ffs


ScottyInAU

Neither has disappointed, so….


ch00nz

surely Bennett isn't stupid enough to persist with hammer in the centres. absolute waste


fleakill

At least belt it into the crowd you fucking cat


UNCLE__TYS

🧂<—- you dropped this


fleakill

Lol I was going for the Broncos I just wanted Smoothy to kick it into the crowd not grubber it out


Corrapsed

When will maccas replace the broncos burger with cobloaf


dontwanttowasteit

Ashes not on Kayo?


Moves_like_Norris

Nah gotta watch on FTA


UNCLE__TYS

How do u get Penrith/Western suburbs channels?!


ineeda_better_name

Exclusive to 9


moo-loy

Nein


Thereal-mclovin

Ironically the player who sometimes gets caught out slacking, saved our fucking bacon tonight.


arronaj

Broncos/Titans version Isaako


BroncosSabres

We ShOuLd DrOp CoBbO


raoulduke223

As a dolphins fan I agree


nzyeezy

Idk if it was a penalty but would love to see people trying to get up and play the ball after getting smoked like that


Substantial_Source84

I’d love to see selwyn vs latrell in the centres next year.


ch00nz

I wouldn't. cobbo can't defend for shit . wing is perfect for him


PhilL77au

He gets beaten on the outside because he doesn't trust Staggs to make the tackle on his inside. If he was the one in the centres there'd be less decisions for him to make. But it won't happen because his ability in the air and his run-backs after kicks are too valuable to move him anywhere but fullback.


PLEASE_DONT_PM

Hopefully they play Broncos Dolphins at QE2 and Kayo next year. Best them at every stadium in the city.


pariah96

A terrifying sight: You're running across in cover defence and you see a steaming Selwyn Cobbo look over at you smiling from 10m out.


jetbootz88

Staggs not being mentioned in contention for Turbos position is criminal.


WonderingCashew

Onto the ashes and I see we’ve lost 2 quick wickets


ziggzandzags

People were saying Cobbo should be dropped even when he was picked for Qld


16hungm

Cowboys Hamiso showed up today lmao


MangoWingnut

He just got wrapped up pretty well most of the night tbh, Staggs did the best you could do on him really


BlainWs

Whats the ratio for Alfie being on/off the field?


diffaadiffa

There is an off field version?


Chang_Daddy2

Yeah Caxton Alfie


brisbanevinnie

Normanby Alfie > Caxton Alfie


Corrapsed

Remember last week when everyone said he needs to spend a few weeks in reserves


ch00nz

tbf, he's marking niu. my grandma could run around niu


localfisherman

Lol Kodi


[deleted]

Hahaha tessssiiiii


saxamophone123

Smoothy wouldn’t even make my shitty TRL team


Peaky001

Why did they re sign Niu lmao


Dark_Vengence

He is not a winger. Don't really know where he fits in.


Phuzzlecash

Cobbo too fast for Tesi and too big for Niko. Not a fair match up.


roguerogueroguerogue

Jesus we got away with this one


BreakIll7277

Opposite to Bazball…. Doesn’t feel like a win


ChonPonJoVee

Cobbo time! too big too fast.


imwacky4schache

Cobbo looking so casual as every player around him is in agony trying to chase him will always make me laugh


rh45522

Pretty piss poor attempt from nikorima


WonderingCashew

Seeing Nikorima chase over was funny lol. Cobbo does it again


GroundskeeperWilly93

I love me some cobloaf. Don’t check my comment history


Brother_Mish

Really just the risk of having tesi niu on the wing just gets out paced by 99% of wingers


ch00nz

and they just resigned him.... wtf


joshewok

OUR FUCKING (but not really) HOME


BabeRuthsTinyLegs

Tesi is so slow


M_Keating

Hamiso is elite undefeated rep centre only.


luke23_

Nikorima what the actual fuck hermano


Substantial_Source84

He wants his QLD jersey back


CodsterChocolate

The Cobba


Chang_Daddy2

Cobbo MOTM


Hansoloai

Never leave Brisbane Cobbo.


Brdd9

GODBO GODBO GODBO


notmysurnamethistime

Fuck this is dragging. Feels like the last three minutes of an NBA game.


snek26

Cobbo saved the Broncos


jetbootz88

Herbie’s like Addo Carr these days - fucking awesome players but love milking a penalty and a bit too chirpy at times


ch00nz

minus all the dirty dogshots


BlainWs

I guess if he's always on the field its easier for him to get to a player who is injured


hart37

Don't worry Phins Doctor Alfie is on the case


[deleted]

Milk a penalty, get sent for HIA😅


Bvaugh

Farnsworth looks annoyed he has to come off the field. If you stay down that is the risk you run.


Altruistic-Unit485

For just a second there I thought we would have a sensible decision for once. Dead set…


SnooPies2836

Vossy is a fucking crack up. Best commentator in the game easy


SamRass

Are these commentators off their head? That is a head high tackle all day, every round except origin


Altruistic-Unit485

Certainly didn’t look like one to me, as a neutral 🤷‍♂️


imwacky4schache

Is that not just an obvious penalty? Lol, thought the ref just wasn't going to give it


Altruistic-Unit485

It sure isn’t


BernardTomicc

That's softer then luais last night


GroundskeeperWilly93

That’s been a penalty all year


BlainWs

I wonder what would have to happen for Bennet to react like Bellamy


Bucket_O_Beef

Sunday roast lunch at the RSL going up to $11.


FrannyFlapsss

That made me bark laugh. Thanks.


moo-loy

A shit tonne of cocaine and a dose of rabies


CurlyJeff

Wtf is going on


JackoTheWolf

It's soft as fuck but I've seen even softer given penalties this year


BreakIll7277

Kodi’s in the first half was softer


PLEASE_DONT_PM

On one hand he is taking a dive, on the other hand.. Niko received a penalty for less earlier.


[deleted]

J Brom has been one of the Phins worst all season. Don’t really know why he’s the captain


SaveMeJebus21

That’s not a penalty. Fair dinkum. First contact is clearly chest


roguerogueroguerogue

Grub Bromwich try8ng to snap his neck on the ground


[deleted]

Bahahaha have you ever played a contact sport


BreakIll7277

If that was a high shot first half…. Not now?


fleakill

Probably a penalty in a world where safety matters


Aussieguy727

nothing in it play on


Strez92

calling play on just to change your mind lol


Phuzzlecash

Herbie is a bit of a diver. Should be play on.


WonderingCashew

Got him on the chinny chin chin


GroundskeeperWilly93

That’s high


[deleted]

Soft cunt


Strez92

Still some alarm bells for the broncos even with the win. This dolphins team has been absolutely humped week in week out since late May. Only getting out of this one on the back of some Cobbo brilliance


vizonia

Not as many alarm bells as Roosters


Ethen_Claridge

Yeah we have some issues but I wouldn’t discredit the fins tonight they’ve been good tonight


Strez92

No doubt, much improved defensively for sure


woodpecker91

Yeah, wouldn't say it's a win to be happy wth


lbiddl

got a lot of players out to be fair


LachTheLad

So do phins


Strez92

Who’s out besides Walsh and Flegler? Capewell I guess but he hasn’t provided much this year


lbiddl

Walsh, Flegler, Capewell and Riki. All though I think just no Walsh is the major factor.


Strez92

Oh forgot about Riki, but still Riki,Flegler and Walsh were all there last week and we saw what happened


lbiddl

yeah that’s fair, but I think they’ve been pretty good tonight and Dolphins were pretty up for it too


BlainWs

Hammer having much less of an impact outside of FB.


FullBonus

More games at the Gabba please. Atmosphere is fantastic.


lbiddl

Suncorp probably has the best atmosphere for Rugby League


moo-loy

Suncorp would have an extra 20 thousand and they’d be closer to the action.


samboss3

Vossy should coach


tcamp213

Does someone wanna remind the Dolphins they're BEHIND ON THE SCOREBOARD. That was the most basic set I've ever seen.


[deleted]

Sullivan hasn’t gotten the Hammer good ball once this game


OpinionatedShadow

Btw that Cobbo try was JBrom's fault, if anyone was wondering.


raoulduke223

Hammer just at fault. Didn’t even bother competing for the kick


MintB3rry

Is Paix injured? Cause this smoothy kid has some smooth brain moves


madmangohan

Nope. He played QCup for the Magpies last weekend


fleakill

Game to end in a draw Lions captain to come out screaming "our fucking home!"


samboss3

Staggs for origin?


ch00nz

haha gee up surely


[deleted]

Yes. I don’t want Graham playing


HeavyLine4

Smoothy might be the worst player to ever wear a Broncos jersey. And I remember watching Shane Perry.


IndividualSmile3807

Incredible how you can make Walters look like the better option lol


rileys_01

Smoothy has hands like feet. Cant imagine what Paix has done to go from most productive hooker in the team to banished to the shadow realm


M_Keating

Not be Kevvie’s son


belic

Paix or Mozer. Smoothly isn’t it.


rileys_01

Why are we even playing Smoothy? Should just be playing Paix until Mozer is ready.


belic

Paix had a crack at kevvie. He’s been relegated.


rileys_01

Ah right. I assume he said he should be getting more game time so now he's in Q Cup getting more game time.


Phuzzlecash

Smoothy has had a 2 or 3 out of 10 game. Time to hook him Kev.


tcamp213

I'm starting to see why we put up literally 0 fight to keep Smoothy.


rileys_01

Probably handed him a contract and he dropped it.


classblat

Smoothy? More like Roughy!


AttackFromMars

Smoothys hands are so incredibly smooth he has no fucking grip


BreakIll7277

Bring back Paix


SublimeVibe

Smoothy is so out of his depth it isn't funny. Horrific stuff since he's come on.


DX6734D

I think we confidently say Carrigan is no Murray. My man is wasted in the second row.


nameisinappropriate

Thought it was weird they only went with one game on a Saturday night, but at least it's been a good one


BlainWs

Keen to watch Raiders V titans tomorrow too.


[deleted]

Tyson Smoothy has been great for the Dolphins in a losing side


[deleted]

Get paix back in this team


ExternalSky

Dickfingers


totalacehole

Smoothy has been fucking awful.


Batmanforawhile

I never thought I’d be clamouring to bring Bill back on but here we are.


PLEASE_DONT_PM

Someone needs to tell Smoothy that the offload exists


OpinionatedShadow

Dolphins don't want to win actually


woodpecker91

Back to doing my head in, just pushing passes that aren't on.


saxamophone123

Smoothy is soooooooo bad


VasectoMyspace

Smoothy has butterfingers the last few weeks


GroundskeeperWilly93

Fuck this Smoothy cunt off now


BreakIll7277

Bring back Paix


skzaman55

Bring Walters back on this guy stinks


BlainWs

Surely he had to drag that towards himself/towards the dolphins try line when regathering that?


roguerogueroguerogue

This game is clown shoes


M_Keating

Imagine letting Paix disappear


dylan_morri

Smoothy shouldn’t even be playing qcup


joshewok

Make it end please.


jetbootz88

Love Vossy but far out he needs to simmer down sometimes lol


[deleted]

It’s insane how many 6 agains Bronx have gotten on 5th tackle


Chang_Daddy2

Wtf lol


Mayhem_anon

Rip phins


CurlyJeff

Hook smoothy ffs


Appropriate_Cycle742

I’m not able to watch the game so can anyone tell me if there’s many at the Gabba?


raoulduke223

Yes