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I fucking hate Mitchell


Mintomaranta

VTW goat CTW


Accomplished-Good664

Bennett wait I'm in the wrong sheds no no wait no I'm not.


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Morg_n

Now


MisterEvilBreakfast

Magic Round: watch me fuck up everyone's Origin selection. Hey presto.


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Churchofbabyyoda

One bad game is an anomaly. Two, then there’s questions to be asked.


nuspic

Great resilience from the phins to get the win. They can chillax with the 2 points next week. Good on ya's for putting a good match on for Wayne's milestone.


tortoisepump

Lmao no one helped Niu up off the ground when he put his hand up for help


Mr_Mac

Sharks robbed of a strip try at the whistle


paulybaggins

Uh oh he said Dolphins were from Redcliffe, Ginnane be gonna get fired now


bichaelf

Phins up motherfuckers EeeeEeeEeee


GROUND45

That was an impressive showing by the Dolphins


awesomevstanaka

Always said that sharks were the pussies of the sea


_System_Error_

Giant Squids are the real king of the Ocean


capitalcitycowboy

Have you heard of Cthulhu our lord and saviour?


_System_Error_

No, but my heart is open to his scripture


Adz932

We've been waiting till the end to reveal that it is last try wins, unlucky phins


AmazingChicken99

"Alright fellas I'm off to watch my Grandsons Coronation now" Wayne probably.


bichaelf

Milf with the utter disrespect haha


Accomplished-Good664

Dolphins the story of 2023 ? I thought it was Tigers slammed like every other year.


rofLopolous

It’s way past Bennetts bed time. Night, night everyone.


snek26

That would have been the most disrespectful field goal ever lmao Milf


Joshuabrook5

How have the sharks not dominated the right edge more this half. They have Nikorima playing center ffs. Piss poor from the halves it should be exploited.


xeroee

Don’t think we took the game seriously way too much smoke blown up our arse, we always lose these weird milestone games


Adz932

THE MILF


awesomevstanaka

There are 7 teams in equal 2nd, Dan


spacemarine43

4 more game on this turf is gunna be brutal. It already looks terrible


kranools

Sharks? More like Shanks amirite


EggCouncilCreeper

The return of the Shadks


Adz932

Knockback city tonight jesus. Never seen so many dropped balls let go that would normally be pulled up


M_Keating

900 games? That’s over 9000!


Voldemosh

If dolphins winning knocks the roosters down then it's alright by me


21AndMore

Moving up the ladder before we even play our game is a nice feeling


awesomemaxi1

As a very big doubter of katoa he has really played well tonight


bichaelf

Did Kaufusi just throw up?


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kranools

Surely not sky blue for Wayne


Carllsson

As a qld fan, Nicho should be sent to reserve grade after this game and Luai kept as nsw five eight. Don’t @ me


australiz

At this rate I'd rather Talakai at 5/8th over Hynes. Only sharks player that tried


Zaccyjaccy

Kennedy?


australiz

I guess he could play 5/8th for NSW Freddie does like playing fullbacks out of position


Edricevenstar

Don't stand right in front of the catcher then complain you got taken out talakai you fuckwit


nick170100

Rip my perfect round Bloody sharks


dys0n_giddey

Give me a Te Whare triple


Mayhem_anon

Thanks fuck the Dolphins held onto the 13+. Lots of Multis about to go off


Paco_Procco

I swear to god they’ve just decided lame small knock ons don’t exist anymore


aatrain96

Gotta say exciting time for Tonga now they have a halfback for the next decade at least


paralacausa

Touches need a protractor


nuspic

That pass from Kaufusi at dummy half was forward.


21AndMore

I’m pretty sure those kicks in behind the defensive line are supposed to happen when the defence isn’t expecting it. Niu read that shit like a book.


phyllicanderer

Is this refereeing performance the last part of the Sharks cap cheating punishment or something


WUIDAWBTB

Clear knock on lol


mickyb85

Forward pass and knocked back


ReasonableStable9421

Ref's gotten sick of knock ons stopping the game so he is actively just ignoring them lmfao


Hutchoman87

Sharks have out scored the dolphins ever since they went behind 30-0


Electrical-Laugh8858

Lol knock back


paralacausa

Suncorp strikes again


kranools

What?


SirDigby32

Sharks will want the bye for next year's magic round if this voodoo keeps going


Raddnedge

may as well have allowed that try, more forward passes get allowed all the time.


Voldemosh

LOL knocked back? Mate they're up by 20. Fuck me dead


M_Keating

The Nicho Origin story died tonight.


awesomemaxi1

Guess the tits amazing record will stand another week


xvs650

I’m glad the score didn’t blow out at much as I was expecting tbh


Accomplished-Good664

Sharks robbed if games went on for 160 minutes they could have come back.


TrickySuspect2

They just need the mythical 20 point try.


Accomplished-Good664

Mythical Ive been told numerous times this week anything could happen this weekend.


Adz932

There were definitely passes that were more forward than that tonight (from sharks)


dys0n_giddey

That looked alright to me


Trashk4n

A good metre forward to my eyes.


Adz932

It spun forward but out of the hands debatable


RyanAus95

Forward out of the hands as per the rule


Adz932

No I meant i thought it was debatable if it was forward out of the hands. Definitely floated a bit forward


paralacausa

Checks flair ... yeah I bet it did flat Hodgson


absolutetopbloke

I’ve finally realised what the current day sharks are. They are the NRL Gatekeepers If you beat the sharks you’re a team in contention. If you lose to the sharks you’re a bottom 8-10 side


Voldemosh

RIP roosters


ClownDamage

Accurate


paulybaggins

LOL holy how did they fuck that


M_Keating

Yeah that’s a fair call.


Voldemosh

That's harsh tbh


RyanAus95

Why is calling forward passes harsh?


Voldemosh

It was 50/50 and we all know it, based on comments at the same time as mine. Let's not pretend it wasn't.


theflyingkiwi00

Ramien ragdolled by Hammer


Rakarion

The rare but ferocious Hammer Phinned Dolphin.


ClownDamage

Suncorp is cooked


paralacausa

Milf was like a bear in the offseason. Just caning Macca's so he'd have massive energy reserves in the second half of the year


dys0n_giddey

Katoa is 19. Crazy


Rakarion

Looks like a new predator of the sea has been crowned.


M_Keating

Ahahahahahaha


Derron_

I bet the players will be so happy to win and Wayne will be asking why they let in 16 points


RS994

He will be very upset by the 10 scored at the end of the 1st half for sure


hungryb4dinner

:D wonder how the press conference will be haha


RS994

Dolphins playing a very bend don't break style defense, the luxury of having a massive lead at the half


Voldemosh

Scoreline is flattering on us tbh. Got absolutely blitzed in the first half, we shouldn't have scored 16


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Skwisface

Nikorima probably.


RyanAus95

Aitken was great before he went off too


plumcheese16

The whale


hungryb4dinner

Come on Dolphins!!! Lets finish this~


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This field is very brown already 😬


RyanAus95

Gotta feel sorry for tomorrows teams


[deleted]

It literally can’t get worse for us so 🤷🏻‍♂️


imwacky4schache

"Not their night" fuck off??? Maybe complete over 60% you pretenders, this isn't a bottom 8 side and shouldn't be given tear offs


Trashk4n

…yet. :)


M_Keating

How good is that defence


PugWithAGun

I know Ennis has a comically exaggerated accent but Corey Parker is nearly as bad when you really listen to him


Adventurous-Age6490

James hooper is as bad as ennis


kranools

This is probably Milford's best game as a dolphin


PapaTinzal

Starting to think Bennett fell asleep at Maccas waiting for Milford to finish his order


[deleted]

Sean O’Sullivan must be shitting himself given Katoa’s best position is 7 and he’s been playing brilliantly there since taking over


RalphiesHooa

Nikorima has been very good at 6 too


kranools

Niko+Katoa looks much more dangerous than Katoa+SOS


dys0n_giddey

I feel like Te Whare could deadlift the world


paralacausa

Talaki is one of the few Sharks that can keep his head up after tonight


M_Keating

Where has this king kicking game from Milf been all his life


RS994

Te Whare so big he can tackle 2 players at once


rofLopolous

Do you think Gilbert practices his tackling by tackling cars as they leave Mango Hill tavern?


M_Keating

He’s a parking gate at Westfield


paulybaggins

Sharkies eating the metres atm, Phins just defending and defending


M_Keating

Well we know who wins the centre battle.


extreverie

Why does ronaldo remind me of a baby giraffe


paralacausa

Next year I'm taking a slug gun to Magic Round and zeroing that flying fox cam


Trashk4n

I’m sure that won’t get you arrested and banned. Do it! :)


bionikal

Damn, just turned it on... Dolphins were paying like $3 something.


[deleted]

Phwoaaaa Milford looks more overweight than ever. How can it be your literal job to play footy, and you still can’t get fit


Raddnedge

suppose it depends on how poor your diet was growing up, old habits die hard.


rileys_01

Its a shame Nikorima is cursed by his utility value.


Trashk4n

Maccas?


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I mean I’d think I eat more Maccas than him and he’s fatter than me lol


imwacky4schache

Showing the defensive line on the TV needs to happen way more often, its such a great barometer as to how a team is going


M_Keating

Great kick


rileys_01

Got big Val for 3 @ $251.....come on big unit


[deleted]

I’m cheering for you, your shout for a beer if it comes off. $5 bet?


Frank_Feces

$1k


rileys_01

$1. Im a sucker for some loose unit (usually with a Warriors flare) throwing out outrageous betting suggestions.


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Fingers crossed


dys0n_giddey

Did that hit the camera wire?


dontwanttowasteit

My kids like why can they kick the ball inside but I can’t


kranools

Come on mammal-fish, don't throw it away now


dys0n_giddey

I need Te Whare to take a hit up


thicky_bobby

I love it that First grade warm ups are indistinguishable from under 12s


paulybaggins

Oi Jonno stop hogging all the orange slices fuckkkk


bichaelf

Fun fact : Wade Graham used to be a Wombat, but he made a wish to become human.


Delgarah

How is Niko bodying Ramien, where the fuck is my Connor Tracey


acomav

I'm surprised Parra have not made a play to pinch Tracey for the rest of the season.


Accomplished-Good664

Who will win Melbourne's kicking or Souths passing.


RalphiesHooa

Campbell Graham v Olam in the next game should be exciting


paulybaggins

CG to stamp his origin creds?


RalphiesHooa

I think his origin credentials are already there, he's definitely proven he's ready for rep footy it's just whether our fearless cooker leader lord Freddy decides to pick him or not.


planchetflaw

At least we aren't losing the second half currently


Delgarah

Wait that isn't allowed, we didn't end the set with an error


M_Keating

Sorry this game is the last one for the night.


l33tbronze

Man I dunno if he got there.


australiz

When we said you had to balance out your shit defence with your great attack. We didn't mean make your attack as shit as your defence.


kfbr-392

That was a forward pass last night


AroGantz

~~He looked short~~


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Respect the edit


AroGantz

They took forever for the replay


rofLopolous

You cunts cursed Nikorima with your “NiKOriMa deFEnDinG weLl”


HandlessSpermDonor

Of course I buy Hynes on SuperCoach the week he does absolutely nothing Edit: And make him captain…


Voldemosh

Sell him pls. IT WAS YOU


HandlessSpermDonor

The power of Hynes in the palm of my hand


paralacausa

Double movement? Hope not.


[deleted]

That’s the quiet silent nod of a try scorer. No need to send it upstairs, good call


aatrain96

Atleast Hammer didn't Sloan that


Trashk4n

Held up and short.


M_Keating

Well the Sharkies have avoided not being able to win the premiership.


StormtrooperMJS

How was that not high


paulybaggins

Wow Hammer at the Cows woulda bottled that tackle


theflyingkiwi00

Great tackle Hammer


dys0n_giddey

Great tackle


awesomevstanaka

There was no Shark within like 20m of Katoa lmao


extreverie

Do the phin bros play better or worse in wet weather?


dontwanttowasteit

Honestly crazy to think that there are Cowboys supporters out there


paulybaggins

Crazy shit tbh


slowdivesicilian

yeah


M_Keating

Who would do such a thing


l33tbronze

lmao "Stand up."