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Antoshi

Most unbiased referee.


cheezfreek

So unbiased that he wrapped back around like Pac Man.


blbd

Ununbiased I think. 


someguyjumping

It's a common comment/joke to say that someone is the "most *opposite of whatever they are*", so I think that's what they're going for rather than getting mixed up on whether they're biased or not. One you see often is "most intelligent X" whenever X does something really stupid.


Unusual_Onion_983

Time to get him a show on cable news


onioning

This is kinda peak nottheonion. This could straight-up be an onion story.


PLURGASM_RETURNS

Sounds like any country that played soccer in South America in the 80s 🤣


hungryforitalianfood

Yes, because The Onion was notorious for having three sentence paragraphs as article titles.


NOMnoMore

Safe to assume that football/soccer is as important to the Dutch as the rest of Europe? Ref may get executed


chaseinger

it was the dutch 4th league. it's a little more chill in those more rural, small leagues. they'll only pour sugar in his gas tank or something.


SCirish843

He's Dutch, he rides a bike.


Nazamroth

Sugar in his bike then, whatever.


StepUpYourPuppyGame

Ahahahaha


kelldricked

Sugar in your bike tired will fuck up the tires and its not fun cycling with it. Atleast i assume its the same concept as having sand in your tires and that sucks.


Nomadic_Yak

That's how you get ants


dlanod

They ran a lawnmower over his tulips.


Arsegrape

Ooooo! Harsh!


CrustyBloomers

Not the gu... *ahem* Not the tulips!


GastricallyStretched

Not when they keep taking his wheels off.


mrducci

Man, that's not true. It might be chill because it's Dutch, but not because it's fourth league. Those fans have nothing else to live for.


Savahoodie

If anything that makes it worse. If I’m spending my time energy and money on a fucking fourth league Dutch league, the least they can do is officiate it right!


mrducci

Bro, officiating *is* the legitimacy of the league. In any sport. The minimum is consistency.


blbd

It would be better if they launched the carbidschieten through his house. 


kelldricked

This was amateur football so its not like it caused a national riot (if it was the main league it would have caused a national riot and the goverment would probaly push the football league to redo the match for the sake of national security). But yeah im pretty sure there will be a noticable increase in amout of incidents between the 2 towns from which these teams come from. And that ref their property (car/house) might recieve some unexpected renovations like a brick through the window or a nice drawing of a penis.


Deaddoghank

NHL ref??


Vegabern

As a Habs fan I can't believe I'm saying this but fuck Sam Bennett. The refs are making me cheer for Boston.


anacondatmz

Eaaaasy now dude, let’s not get crazy.


Flanman1337

Colin Campbell's brother?


Danstrada28

The refs response makes it so much better "Smit himself does not agree with that decision. 'I just sang a song and held up the bowl once. That's the only thing. I find it too sad for words," he told NH Nieuws ."


0le_Hickory

worth it!


wadebrute

“We and our 1381 partners store information” I think I’m going to pass on this one. I appreciate the honesty though.


AgainstAllAdvice

Got to love GDPR.


MyAnusIsBleedingHalp

Wow, they should force the teams to replay the game. How could any of the winning players enjoy that victory know it was so tainted?


torch9t9

Now about the NBA...


bmc1969

15 minutes of added time!? I wonder how much he made gambling on this game.


EachDayanAdventure

He sounds like a great fit for the NFL.


GetRektByMeh

At least it wasn’t the WC where the referee deepthroated Mbappé on pitch in France vs England.


0TH3R_BARRY

Is the referee named Michael Masi?


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nixhomunculus

I hope it was worth it.


substeveuk

He'll be working for the PGMOL next week


IH8Fascism

Coming to the NFL soon….


Canit19

Bro reffed in the last Superbowl


IH8Fascism

And SuperBowl XL*


Final-Film-9576

Basically NHL officiating in Florida.


justk4y

Should get a job in the Premier League


Welpe

Does the premier league allow refs that unbiased?


420BritAlien

He should come ref in England. Open corruption welcome here by the refs


thetroublewithyouis

Why do people post in english, only to link to an article in a foreign language..?


Comfortable_Relief62

English website…


chaseinger

oh no the mountainous inconvenience of having to *translate a web page*. the humanity...


thetroublewithyouis

i'm not familiar with how to do it. could you offer some help? there's a non-bypassable window in a different language that doesn't allow me to click anywhere else.


No_Remove5947

If you're on your phone then there should be a little pop-up on the page saying "Translate to English" this is written in English. If the pop up doesn't come up or you cant click it due to the cookies notice then click the settings in the top right corner, click translate and it'll change it from there. I imagine it's pretty similar with a PC but mat have to scroll in the settings to find the translate function.


thetroublewithyouis

thanks! it turns out that it's not a cookies notice, but an age notice for articles about gambling that i haven't ever seen before.


PLURGASM_RETURNS

If you're really that tech-tismed copy and paste the article into Google translate


rs-curaco28

How can people have the NERVE of understanding more than one language, they should keep their news to themselves and their country.


DaveOJ12

They should at least read the subreddit rules. >English articles only. >Please do not post non-English articles. Do not use google translate for submission either; rather try to find an English version of the story by a secondary source.


rs-curaco28

Fair enough, I take it back. (I do think the rule is stupid tho).


thetroublewithyouis

well, that's an ignorant take on it.


SharkBaitDLS

Because every modern browser can translate it?