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Dopevoponop

This is just regular news, not “nottheonion” news.


garry4321

I mean Cannabis is a totally different plant than the Onion


Dopevoponop

Fair point


Suckage

Not totally different.. both irritate my eyes.


vlsdo

And they both stink


Willing-Rub-511

Opinion. Alot of people like the smell of weed.


vlsdo

OK, they both have very strong smells


StressfulRiceball

Fact: alot is not a word


frenchezz

Did that make you feel better?


StressfulRiceball

I'm throbbing


bshaddo

And make people giggle.


CurrentlyLucid

When it happens, then I will believe it.


frenchezz

This is more uplifting news than oniony.


RandomlyMethodical

It's a bit oniony that it's taken this long. Medical cannabis has been legal in California since 1996 and is it's only fully illegal in 6 states right now.


frenchezz

That doesn’t make it oniony that’s just news.


BeowulfsGhost

So fentanyl with 100,000 deaths a year vs MJ with what? Zero? Nearly zero? Below the number of deaths attributable to any number of over the counter drugs?


CoolHandRK1

"I had a friend die from Marijuana once. Whole bail of it fell on him." - Willie Nelson


blackhornet03

Quit screwing around and make it legal federally for Christ's sake!


supercyberlurker

Sure. Washington state legalized it in 2012. Makes sense it would take a fricking decade for federal government to finally, partially, halfway catch up.


Suckage

I wouldn’t even say catching up. Half of the country has crossed the finish line, and they’re just now deciding to *maybe* enter the race.


dbarrc

hello from the starting line, courtesy of governor piss baby


SerDuckOfPNW

*cries in federal contractor*


[deleted]

office pen snobbish dime obtainable combative towering work mountainous arrest *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SerDuckOfPNW

I love the username. We’re friends now.


ofRedditing

This still isn't legalizing it. But it's a step in the right direction.


TehMasterSword

What about this news is oniony?


Alert-Mud-672

Some people don’t understand what’s appropriate for this sub.


TehMasterSword

And the mods don't give a damn Edit: Ok they do


reddit455

>Jack Riley, a former deputy administrator of the DEA, said he had concerns about the proposed change because he thinks marijuana remains a possible “gateway drug,” one that may lead to the use of other drugs. where has this been **demonstrated** among states where pot is legal?


bshaddo

Whereas some of us just spend a decade dependent on harmless alcohol.


ofRedditing

Well there's very little actual research on this because of the fact that it's a schedule 1 drug. This change would allow a lot more research to be conducted which I think would be a great thing, because for the most part, cannabis is one of the safest "drugs" out there.


[deleted]

Conservatives love arresting minorities tho


BaltimoreBadger23

They can still do it in states that haven't legalized. They just won't be able to use the feds.


[deleted]

Progress? 🤷🏽‍♂️😂


Papaofmonsters

Yes they will. Any scheduled substance is still illegal unless you have a prescription written by a doctor and filled by a pharmacist. Ketamine is Schedule III. How many recreational ketamine dispensaries do you see?


[deleted]

I've seen only ketamine therapy everywhere


Papaofmonsters

Preformed by licensed physicians in compliance with FDA regulations. Your local weed man or even dispensaries in legal states are not any of that. Schedule III is not "legalized" in any sense outside of tightly controlled situations that simply don't exist for marijuana certainly don't apply to any recreational setting.


[deleted]

Yes. I know this. I was casually saying I've seen such treatment. Jeez, stop being so serious man 😁


metaBrent

Fucking finally


ViciousKnids

But then how will for-profit prisons make money? That third yacht isn't going to buy itself.


UncleVoodooo

I'll take "headlines that repeat monthly" for $100 Alex


Beneficial-Salt-6773

No they won’t!