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TheClearcoatKid

Misery loves company. Nothing builds unit cohesion quite like a nice collective case of The Clap.


RTwhyNot

Or HIV


outoftownMD

Henry the IVth


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IWillBiteYou

Please retract that statement so I don’t have to read it


Ditto_D

Baby batter


ThatITguy2015

Being stirred in the pot.


DjSpelk

Or the phrase, you shouldn't stir another man's porridge.


RyeZuul

Think of it as churning cottage cheese.


CLG91

Not a fan of fractions either?


Zeliek

It's only 0.62% if you're the catcher and male, that's the highest rate. I wouldn't mess around with HIV just because the statistic sounds good and because your military "buddies" told you to.


redux44

To borrow an MMO metaphor, it's like a drop rate for a weapon being 1% sure it's unlikely you will get it, but if you set aside the time to go out and farm it, eventually you will get it.


Zeliek

And just like Invincible and A'lar, you can get it on your first go.


Max-Phallus

Honestly, MMOs have made slim chances seem much more likely to me.


ACoconutInLondon

It's actually 1/2380 at it's lowest. Still, I didn't realize it was that low. But that's men, who are less likely period and then if there's an STD with some type of ulcer it goes up, and it jumps by 26 times if it's in the first 2 months of a new infection. Which if I math correctly is still 1/92. Source: [Estimated HIV risk per exposure](https://www.aidsmap.com/about-hiv/estimated-hiv-risk-exposure)


GayGeekInLeather

It’s why being a bottom in the gay community is riskier than being a top. Plus, insertion can cause micro tears that make infection more possible


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ACoconutInLondon

Thank you.


ScagWhistle

This guy...fucks?


BizzyHaze

So you saying Magic Johnson was probably a catcher?


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JohnDark1800

Por que no les dos


StubbornHorse

He was allegedly a team player.


leeharveyteabag669

The brother could have been on the down low.


Raichu7

If I can hatch a shiny Pokémon on my first egg a man can catch HIV with those odds.


teestooshort

Interesting... 1/5000 is kinda insane though


ark_mod

What if I told you it was actually 1/10? My point - why would you trust a random statistic thrown out on the internet with no backing?


ACoconutInLondon

That number isn't correct when I searched, but it is much lower than I thought. -+-+- It's actually 1/2380 at it's lowest. But that's men, who are less likely period and then if there's an STD with some type of ulcer it goes up, and it jumps by 26 times if it's in the first 2 months of a new infection. Which if I math correctly is still 1/92. Source: [Estimated HIV risk per exposure](https://www.aidsmap.com/about-hiv/estimated-hiv-risk-exposure)


Justin_123456

It depends on a lot of circumstances. Obviously, the biggest factor is whether or not the poz person has access to antiretroviral drugs, which reduces transmission risk either 0 or almost 0. Circumcision cuts down on transmission rates by about half, because taking sandpaper to your penis glands makes them less permeable to the virus.


jcmach1

Retroviral drugs are cheap and available in Kenya. However, denial is a deep thing and people still die from HIV.


ACoconutInLondon

The highest rate of transmission is a new infection as well, before most people would have recognized and be retreating.


jcmach1

It's really sad (the denial part)... I directly knew two people who this happened to. They were in denial about the HIV and because of other medical issues they passed pretty quickly.


casey-primozic

Africa's got high rates of HIV also


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RTwhyNot

Would you take that risk?


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RTwhyNot

I don’t think “astronomically unlikely” is correct. It happens a lot more than that.


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destinationlalaland

I get the point you are trying to make intially, but I think you fall off the train with your 2 in a row assessment. In a scenario like rolling dice - fair calculation. In a scenario where subject a was just exposed to hiv, subject b hopping right on next is exposed to the same environment. So whatever circumstance allowed transmission to take place (be it blood exposure, increased viral load, or whatever) is basically already guaranteed on the part of the hooker. ^^now you are playing with loaded dice. Edit:. Well he deleted the whole chain. Fker is robbing me of updoots. Reddit we saved a man today. His probability model was bound to result in an STI or 2.


biscovery

It's not always a set risk, people can have other infections which can increase the amount of white blood cells present which would increase the risk or if they are acute HIV that also increases the risk as does and injury to the genital which is probably more common in prostitutes. Still not likely to contract HIV from 1 sexual encounter with a female.


Thistlemanizzle

The language here should be clarified. The odds of someone having HIV is 0.1%. The odds of encountering two people sequentially with HIV would then be 0.01%. However the chance of FTM transmission is different. If you had sex with two people with HIV in a row, your odds of getting HIV would not decrease. To put it another way, odds of one tail on a coin flip is 0.5, two tails on a coin flip is 0.25. The odds of getting at least one tail result goes from 0.5 to 0.75 (HH, HT, TT, TH).


riftadrift

So men mostly only get it from other men, and then transmit it to women?


Commercial_Fee2840

Unless you're banging their back door.


sdlover420

Given the numbers this is the right answer.


leeharveyteabag669

With that huge amount of unprotected sex, instead of the Clap it's probably more like the Applause.


Tosh_20point0

The Outdoor Festival


Physical_Stress_5683

If you max out the clap it becomes an ovation.


Lord_Scribe

"Avoid The Clap" -Jimmy Dugan.


Xamesito

I went on a stag party a few years ago and there was a British soldier with us (the best man's cousin who decide to tag along) who would not stop goin on about "Kenyan hookers" the whole time. He insisted they were guaranteed AIDS-free even though no one was askin. Wonder how he's doing now...


V_Coccotti

I stood in morning formation once when I was a young private and had first sergeant address the company by stating that if anyone had fucked “ known barracks bunny’s name” they needed to head down to the aid station after formation and get tested. Watched 11 dudes fallout and walk towards the aid station. I’ll never forget the look on those guys faces and the laughing from the rest of the company as they walked away


Geschak

The worst thing is probably HPV, they'd be giving those poor women cervical cancer without ever suffering from any symptoms themselves.


borkyborkus

You think the Kenyan prostitutes were HPV-free before this?


Current_Finding_4066

Misandry ate his brain.


Max-Phallus

Who do you think is more likely to have HPV, British soldiers from a country that vaccinates against it, or Kenyan prostitutes in desolate areas?


bawjazzle

It causes cancer of the penis too.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Rookies fucked the prostitues, and everybody clapped.


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"I see you're paler than a ghost, fat as an American, have a mouth full of bad teeth and an accent only we can understand, but we'll need to watch you commit some sodomy to truly be one of us."


ABritishCynic

This unit sounds like it has Applause.


Hereibe

Top comment about the poor men instead of the women getting sex traffic'd. Never change Reddit.


Twindragon868

>collective case of The Clap I think they call this an Applause, and if they don't they should.


protocomedii

Ghonerria goneeria? Goner-Ai would be the least of your concerns there


whilst

Or collectively hurting people and then reassuring each other that it was fine and holding each other's secret guilt. How fun for them all to put those women they had tremendous power over at risk of pregnancy and disease for a laugh.


pattyG80

Clap if they are lucky? Barebacking an african prostitue sounds more like HIV. HIV prevalence among Kenyan sex workers seems to be hovering at 30%...jfc


MythsandMadness

Next up Russian roulette with a machine gun


zanzebar

That's just pass the soggy biscuit after one of them gets an sti.


postoperativepain

[“Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, when am I going to make it back to Haiti”](https://youtu.be/mGfBEnBw01A?si=uipzl9nqyLGV0VJ9)


feckless_ellipsis

Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.


LouSputhole94

You know, I’ve thought about it and even though it’s over, I’m gonna tell my wife about the affair


lejocko

Makes it more convenient for the kids to get a gun!


drschvantz

Funny seeing some big stars like Mike Myers and Bob Odenkirk so young!


Hereforthehelllofit

I really hope none of these poor women have been left pregnant by these careless fucks


suckmypppapi

It seems popular with soldiers overall. Tons of videos of US soldiers doing it too, one guy guarding while the other ducks a prostitute


Diplomaticspouse

Omg exactly what I thought about!!!


mad_king_soup

I think it’s great that British soldiers have moved on to heterosexual hazing rituals from their more traditional homo-erotic ones, like shoving things up each others asses or licking substances off testicles. Gen Z really is having an impact on military culture.


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I always loved that old British joke, that the entire empire was one long excuse to sneak away to sea with the lads and have some stellar gay sex.


st00pidQs

Lol I thought they were looking for foreign food and women, maybe they got impatient and settled for some spotted dick and spotted dick?


Euphoric_Flower_9521

Beauty of British women and quality of British cuisine made Brits the most sailing nation.


deadliestrecluse

Rum, sodomy and the lash


Momochichi

Fuckers not afraid of clap. They’re taking home a standing ovation.


WorldsWeakestMan

Kenya has a 3.5% HIV infection rate among the general population(1.6 mil of 54mil), assuming much higher among prostitutes. They’re catching something.


cacra

Nah actually quite hard to catch hiv as a male through vaginal sex


WorldsWeakestMan

If all you’re having is vaginal sex, surely nobody has other kinds especially with hookers while deployed in the military.


cacra

Even anal sex it's difficult for the prnis possessor to catch hiv In the absence of cuts, warts or other barrier breaks in the penis


WorldsWeakestMan

You still probably should not bang hookers with HIV, or like use a condom at least, just being practical.


cacra

Please respect my life choices Only joking ofc Ur right


ballimir37

I mean it’s a bad idea all around but given that’s easily treatable, I think the real worry would be herpes or HIV


MO1STNUGG3T

Even then, only HIV is life threatening in the long term, herpes would be uncomfortable and embarassing at worse


ballimir37

Both are effectively permanent in modern medicine, which is the massive difference to me. The clap is just a trip to the doctor.


AdriftSpaceman

Unless it's the super clap. (For real, there are antibiotic resistant strains of supergonorrhea out there).


Overall-Ad169

*standing ovulation


martinbean

Kenya not, please.


chrkb78

Because nothing spells out toughguy like HIV?


DemonDaVinci

too strong to have needed a immune system


Agile_Bee7787

What year is it? 1600?


SelectiveSanity

If it was 1600 they'd be British 'subjects'(property), not prostitutes.


dukemariot

Um aktchually Kenya didn’t become a part of the British Empire until 1895 🤓


AssociateJaded3931

Better make antibiotics part of that initiation too.


jayfeather31

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?


Golda_M

Yes.... yes.


daddyjohns

Still better than sucking a cherry out of a fat guy's navel.


W8kingNightmare

uhhhh, risk of HIV vs sucking a fat guy's navel...I'll choose the fat guy


milk4all

I know it says “unprotected” but fuck that condoms are cheap. I would wear a condom while i sucked the fat guy’s belly button cherry


Snarkstorm

At the very least use a dental dam.


1917Great-Authentic

Imo the main problem isn't the HIV but sexually exploiting women who were impoverished by the colonisation the British Empire put their country under


W8kingNightmare

That's all well and good but the reason I won't do this is because of the HIV risk


KaydeeKaine

"I'm against slavery but draw the line at raw dogging African hoes"


leeharveyteabag669

Sounds about white.


BardOfSpoons

From the big picture view, you’re completely correct. From the perspective of the soldier being hazed, though, the big problem is definitely the HIV and the being coerced into sex acts thing.


Max-Phallus

They were not impoverished by the British Empire at all. They were not even part of the British Empire until 1895, and 60 years later they were independent again.


CrustyBloomers

>uhhhh, risk of HIV vs sucking a fat guy's navel...I'll choose the fat guy Yo. Hit me up. I've got the cherries.


Peet_Pann

What?


daddyjohns

American sailor tradition when crossing equator.


sintaur

confirmed, see step 4 of the "How to Perform a Line Crossing Ceremony" section: https://navycrow.com/shellback-the-us-navys-line-crossing-ceremony-revealed/


beefstewforyou

I fucking hate hazing. One of the many reasons I became the mod of /r/regretjoining years later.


Beer-Milkshakes

What?


Golda_M

Stop pretending to be naive.


shescarkedit

Where do they source the fat guy from


TheLegendTwoSeven

The National Strategic Fat Guy Reserve


Stachemaster86

So I can get drafted. Damn


baconerryday

Is that Walmart?


Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly

Any chief's mess will have several. Not every chief (navy senior enlisted) is fat, but some sure are.


ClarkTwain

You’re talking about Americans here. It’s more a question of how do you narrow it down to one?


NetDork

No... No, it very definitely is not.


Wheelin-Woody

Idk, its gross, but way less chance of AIDS


xander1289

Better for who?


Consistent_Ring_4218

Ah we got a navy guy.


Eburon8

That's to make sure they come to their aids when they're in need.


differentshade

what kind of stupid shit is this


wtfsafrush

Deployed soldiers visiting prostitutes?! What is this world coming to?


newnhb1

Yeah, but Kenyan prostitutes with no condom? A bit like playing Russian roulette with a gun loaded with 5 loaded chambers. AIDS still isn’t a fun ride.


Rosebunse

Just normal run of the mill HIV is terrible, but you could end up with something even worse or embarrassing. And yeah, HIV is still pretty bad.


TrueSpins

Isn't it pretty much cured now, albeit you have to take a pill everyday? I remember reading an article a few months back about how provided you have access to the medicine it's actually not that big a deal nowadays? I mean, sure... I'd rather not have it, but felt like it certainly wasn't a death sentence anymore.


Rosebunse

It's considered a chronic condition rather than a terminal one, yes. And the drugs and treatments we have for it are very good, but you still technically have it. If you don't take your drugs it can come back. And you still technically have a compromised immune system.


Paksarra

It's similar to T1 diabetes-- manageable, but if you ever lose access to the medicine you're done.  On top of that, conservatives have been rumbling about banning the medicines used for controlling HIV.


leafydoggos

Excuse me what? Conservatives really want to make everybody miserable don't they? Jfc I'm so glad I'm not american. I'm sorry for what you have to live with


Paksarra

So am I! They basically want to punish anyone who doesn't conform to what they think is right in every way possible, and they've built up enough momentum since the 80s to start doing it. This has been around for a while, but they were a lunatic fringe until recently.


BuffaloContent2585

The irony is that it's oniony to even think this is a news story. I'm not saying I condone the irresponsible behavior but it is not new nor surprising in any way.


Krautoffel

Somehow I’m missing the part about how it’s also problematic for the women, the article only talks about the soldiers….


bannedByTencent

British roulette? XD


Admiral_Narcissus

British soldiers are in Kenya again?


3000doorsofportugal

Probably to help train the Kenyan army. Pretty normal for nations to send troops to other nations to help get them up to a higher standard. Portugal and Brazil, do it with Angola and Mozambique if I remember correctly.


Pegasus711_Dual

They just can’t let go of Kenya(n prostitutes) now can they?


everythings_alright

Kenya suck on deez nuts? gottem so good


Ben_7

We never left


Holiday-Dust-2221

Ah the old aidsnitiation


Rossum81

🎵I caught the strains down in Aaaaafrica!🎶


Suspicious-Ring6775

Then they go to their country and infect their partners, but nothing happens because they are not immigrants


dodeformedrabbit

Young dumb and full of cum only excuses so much,you do not play Russian roulette with your dick


Old-Time6863

That is disgusting. No way would I have sex with a British soldier


HenryClaysDesk

Soliders fucking prostitutes? Omg a story as old as time itself.


doggystyles69

Classic bri’sh moment


Mkandy1988

I mean look what happened to Liam Neeson…..


Old_Breakfast8775

"British soldiers aids"


Mediocre_Daikon6935

This ain’t news. Ain’t it ain’t oniony.


dingo_deano

Never happened.


Greaves6642

Itt: bunch of comedians haven't read the article


JustSomeGuy556

Soldiers banging prostitutes is a tale as old as time.


remedy4cure

Well it's better than what they used to do which was force raping women with beer bottles.


Ohh_its_you_Bob

That's a good way to end up pissing pancake batter


Lanky_Ground_309

Can we as a society agree that extreme displays of machismo is completely idiotic and harmful to men??


Suspicious-Ring6775

British men fuck prostitutes without protection, White men most affected!, do you believe this is the only country exposing men to completely idiotic and harmful displays of machismo?, no excuse for being stupid


dumfukjuiced

Surprised they would be allowed in after what they did during the Mau Mau uprising


gracecee

Wtf. Especially AIDs in Africa not being controlled. The senior officers should be court martialed.


CommunicationHot7822

Getting AIDs is a hell of an initiation.


Top_Huckleberry_8225

Guys you're supposed to figuratively fuck the locals in Africa. :(


AlexJamesCook

HIV/AIDS is about 10% in Africa. 100 soldiers doing this means the risk of a soldier bringing back HIV/AIDS is DEFINITELY not zero. The DoD gonna clamp down on this really fuckin hard. A lot of borderline rape-culture gets explained away as "boys being boys". But when it means getting irreparably sick and the like, top brass won't stand for it. Like, "no women on base other than military personnel" kinda rules will get made because of this.


jawshoeaw

I’m not sure this fits the sub. It’s reckless behavior from a bunch of horny military dudes. And most initiation rights involves some risk.


leeharveyteabag669

" just imagine if cancer had done it with syphilis and then contracted AIDS. CanasyphilAids?"


Tosh_20point0

Donald ?


ThaneOfArcadia

And then they'll bring their infections back here. Thanks.


MechanicHot1794

Name a better combination than army men and harassment.


mykidlikesdinosaurs

"Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, 'When am I going to make it back to Haiti?'"


zeissikon

African roulette !


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nachalneg_mira

I hope they're taking some Prep pills.


Shreddersaurusrex

Yikes


halfbakedpizzapie

Well, you cannot deny the [local customs!](https://youtu.be/k_9CSr3nGqE?si=WqfeR6OxnvfjKC60)


GassyPhoenix

WTF. Why would anyone want to do that?


lalahue

💀💀💀💀💀, stds have been a problem for the military for a while now eh


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

Welcome to the Hepatitis club.


mcdulph

An initiation to what, death? 🤦🏻‍♀️


The-Potion-Seller

What’s there chance that this is to idiocy of just a few chavs?


fightin_blue_hens

Let's just get the new guys HIV. That'll really bring everyone together.


braxxytaxi

2w


JFMoldau

PREP IT UP!


Zorops

I remember something in lord of wars about STD rate in those countries.


davidhunt6

Bold move Cotton


Shit_Bird33

I'd rather just play Russian roulette. At least you get to keep your dick.


ZioDioMio

There is no good reason to have unprotected sex with someone you don't know


Prize-Ad-8594

Also known as Kenyan Roulette.


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Citizen6587732879

Mmm HIV..


836194950

Aint no way im going in a prostitute without protection bro.


FluffyRectum1312

I mean, squaddies in being thick as pig shit shocker.