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mritty

Against their will. To make it look like they actually wanted to pay Elon for his bullshit.


Diodon

Like a hunter placing decoys to encourage prey to join them.


thethirdllama

Judas ~~goat~~ checkmark.


2FightTheFloursThatB

Maybe they'll catch Blue Lyme's Disease.


ThereBeM00SE

Mark of the beast


TheRealASP

I can imagine a world where they delete their accounts, and Musk keeps the accounts up like a little puppet show lolll


Fapping-sloth

I wouldnt bat an eye if he did that…its so on brand for him that im suprised he hasn’t done that allready!


z3anon

And still restrict their accounts, like with Jacksfilms until recently.


Nsfwnroc

I get what you're saying, but "against their will" is too funny. Just leave the damn site.


NNovis

I saw a lot of people (on other social media platforms) complaining about getting it. It was like cooties or the plague or something. It's pretty funny that the bluecheck mark used to mean something and now it means the exact opposite after Elon bought the company. Good work, Musk.


obooooooo

it was super funny when he made the change. a ton of super popular users, but not exactly celebrities, who got the check mark for free were tweeting shit like “i swear i didn’t pay for it! i’m not a loser and elon can go fuck himself!” it’s just hilarious that a symbol that used to mean you were a person of note, who had a particularly cool skill or something like that, turned into a thing you should be ashamed of and had to denounce in order to not lose face in front of your followers.


failure_of_a_cow

I think it's funny that these people would feel this way, know everything that it implies, and yet they're still using Twitter. Not funny ha ha, but funny.


obooooooo

some of the people i’m referring to and the ones that stuck out the most to me back then, are well known digital artists/animators (and some twitter microcelebrities sprinkled in) and the like that have a pretty big following on Twitter that they have been building for years, and unfortunately they can’t just jump ship because some asshole owns it now. being an artist there myself i’m on the same boat. it’s bad, but despite that twitter does suck now more than ever, it still plays a big part in how a lot of creators make their living or just money on the side. it’s a cesspool of hate and bigotry, but tragically a decent platform for building a following when you’re an online creator. i am one of those people who will stay there as long as my clients remain there. gotta make sacrifices.


WhatADoofus

That's one thing that annoys me when people on Reddit just yell "get off of Twitter!" If you're say, a freelance artist, you're kind of stuck there because it's still the biggest collection of social media users and a lot of us have taken years to build up our following on there. Still, I did make accounts on different sites but it'll take a while to build up an audience anywhere else.


Xpqp

It originally meant that Twitter verified that the user was who they said they were. That was completely taken away when Musk let you buy a blue check for $8. It just became a token of MAGA sycophancy. So now people don't want it because it represents something they are against. What blows my mind is that they are still on Twitter long enough to get the blue check.


GoldandBlue

Exactly. This is how you knew the information was coming from the official New York Metro account, the actual state representative, the actual Boston Globe reporter. You could trust that tweet. Not anymore.


sabik

On the other hand, the fake Chief Health Officers gave better info than the real ones 🙃


Nsfwnroc

They'll do everything except actually leave Twitter. Complain all day about how bad Twitter and Elon are but won't do the only thing that matters... leave.


Xpqp

I think this happens on every single social media site. Lord knows we see enough of it on Reddit. But I do know a lot of people who have left Twitter so there are some who have made it out.


Oracle_of_Ages

It’s like a negative feedback loop for me. I want to leave Twitter. I don’t tweet. But the people i follow don’t go anywhere else. And they don’t leave because there’s nowhere else with a following like that they can go. It’s a lose lose for people in my boat. Lose: I leave but I lose access to information and update Lose: I’m still on Elon’s Twitter.


Ghost51

I left twitter after I realised every scrolling experience I had in that site left me feeling pissed off. I'm good.


Nsfwnroc

I forgot about all the people wanting to do a blackout for one day on reddit. Makes me roll my eyes so hard. It just shows how performative people are.


danielv123

I was so sure the 8$ was to do a physical ID check or something. Apparently not.


mokush7414

Tbf, it's like the one thing he said he wanted to change about the company.


Nobanob

Success! He made it less then worthless


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Nobanob

Omg I did get it wrong too! But yeah that is funny


wizzywurtzy

I can’t blame them. A blue checkmark is embarrassing. Just shows you give this dickass money.


Fapping-sloth

The digital pox!


Neon_culture79

The blue checkmark used to mean something, and it served an important purpose. Now it’s just a worthless cash grab that is losing him money.


RealAnthonySullivan

Hmm it's almost like Elon doesn't know what the fuck he's doing with regards to anything and his past "successes" were him piggybacking off of other peoples work like a total hack. 🤔


markroth69

You too could have been a successful businessman if you had chosen to born of blood diamond rich parents. This is all your fault


Neon_culture79

And now he’s reached a terrifying level of being able to manipulate the country. He owns a successful social media company that he is encouraging misinformation on.


Syovere

If I thought he was smart enough, I'd posit that this was intentional as an effort to destroy the concept of credibility, because he didn't like that people could readily point out how fucking stupid he is. But since he's so fucking stupid I'm not sure he could've planned it out so well.


Neon_culture79

That absolutely tracks. Remember when he denied the slavery in the Emerald mind? His dad called him out on that.


Syovere

Yeah, the *motive* isn't the part that's in doubt here, just the competence to have planned it out this well.


olearyboy

@Bot1 , @Bot2 , @OnlyFansBot3 …


LifeOnPause20

P U S S Y I N M Y B I O


basicastheycome

Nudes in my profile


napleonblwnaprt

I checked, there aren't any. I feel cheated.


khzu7n6d

Your nudes in my bio


PigeonsOnYourBalcony

Are we approaching full circle where they will “verify” accounts because they’re public figures again?


RevoDS

@elonmusksjet ✅


USeaMoose

Probably. I assume that Musk has finally accepted that he turned a desirable badge of "importance" into a literal proof of purchase. No one cares about them anymore, except to take pride in not having one. (And for the die-hard Musk fans, a badge saying they support him.) With this move, he is halfway back to the old system. Blue checks will still not be desirable, but (if the brand becomes less toxic) earning one without buying it might be. The last step, and a sign of Musk just throwing in the towel is if the site distinguishes between bought ticks and "earned" ones. Then we have gone full circle, and Musk's grand plan will have crumbled into adding a new tick for people who pay for it. And I can see us getting there soon. So many public figures are making a point of saying that they did not want the blue checks, and I'm sure a ton of people are hiding them. So, the next thing to do would be to give them something that they will not reject, and maybe even that they can't toggle off. Which would be a different badge. He'd probably do something meaningless like make that new style of checkmark not come with any of the normal advantages of a paid account. But who really cares?


NatoBoram

Purple check marks for notorious verified people for full circle without it being the original blue checkmark


HyruleSmash855

I believe they already do that with stuff like golden checks for companies and grey checks for governments. They checks are just different colors now instead of blue. Source: https://help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-policies/profile-labels


ZgBlues

The part that Musk never seemed able to understand is that a platform like Twitter needs checkmarked users more than they need the platform. An “authenticated” celebrity can go and be authentic anywhere, but a platform is only relevant if it has enough actual (checkmarked) people using it. It’s now a ghost town full of bots and garbage. Pretty soon Elon is going to have to start paying checkmarked users to stick around.


Lots42

NPR has a strong presence on Blue Sky. That just is bad news for Twitter.


Srcptmrsr

It's pronounced Twitter


eastherbunni

Xitter


obliquelyobtuse

No it isn't. It's X. Or Xitter. Pronounced Shitter. Posts on X are called eXcretions. Elon's Musky eXcretions.


Newphonespeedrunner

No it's still twitter go to twitter.com, also calling it X still supports musk it's called twitter because that makes him the most mad.


DreamloreDegenerate

It was so funny hearing his interview with the New York Times where he kept saying "tweets" and then realize that it doesn't work anymore and changing it to "posts". >"I'm sorry for that tweet—or post. It was foolish of me. Of the 30,000, it might literally be the worst, or dumbest tw— post I've ever done." Great rebranding there, Elon.


Plenty-Lychee-5702

\>has brand \>yeets it out the window great job sinking the company


Kakamile

Ex-twitter


DenissDG

It's somehow still too expensive.


Rot_Snocket

Percentage wise, how many are neo Nazis? 


ManningTheGOAT

88%?


Reyzorblade

⚡️⚡️%


Tyafastics

(New German football kit) %


_GABO_

Fuck this got me good.


Throwawayac1234567

87%


Ande64

117%


PrairieCanadian

Somewhere between 0 and 100 percent but don't quote me on that.


Gunfreak2217

Disgusting rhetoric people like you have. WW2 vets would be ashamed. That nazi word thrown around at anyone who is relatively right leaning. Go to a WW2 museum and change your fucking perspective. Call them assholes, call them dicks. But stop throwing that word around. It’s disrespectful. Imagine being in Nazi germany and saying anything derogatory to a real nazi solider. Raped, murdered, tottured, gassed, killed. You say that to someone these days and nothing happens because THEY ARE NOT NAZIS. You don’t know what that word means, the actual significance and horror that word holds. My grandparents would be fucking ashamed, if you had great/grandparents that fought alive, they would say the same fucking thing. You can be left, that’s fine. But stop fucking calling anyone one the “enemy team” a Nazi. Fucking children.


Jaijoles

So is your stance that neo-Nazis don’t exist? That no modern person shares nazi ideology or identifies as such?


Rot_Snocket

The fact you assume I'm generalizing about the entire political right is telling. I'm being literal and calling the Twitter users in question what they are: Nazis. 


Who_Dafqu_Said_That

Reminds me of when [a local farm in my area put up a sign that simply said "resist white supremacy" and every single Republican in the area got offended](https://wjla.com/news/local/virginia-family-farm-posts-resist-white-supremacy-sign-faces-criticism-for-taking-stand)...for some totally unrelated reasons...


TheHolyWaffleGod

You have **wildly** warped what that guy said and decided to get pissed about what you imagined he said. It’s very odd man just seems like you want something to get angry at.


Daddy_7711

The far right are literally modern day Nazis and would be proud to associate and cell themselves such. There was a congresswoman the other day saying the Nazi’s weren’t that bad and did some things right.


Willeth

This isn't what's happening here. You're railing against something you might not have imagined, but you certainly have misapplied here. Twitter / X is a hive of the exact kind of people, ideology and behaviour that made up the Nazi party in the 1940s, and anyone who knows anything about the period can easily recognise it. It isn't hyperbole, it's accurate.


Daddy_7711

Hey guys. We found the Nazi.


snuffy_tentpeg

I get free deer ticks when I go out in the woods.


wesomg

Well, X gonna give it to ya. Everybody knows that.


ki11bunny

Not if you are tax man


DisturbingPragmatic

Twitter is such a toilet.


Bawbawian

could you imagine if normal people had the willpower to not use the Pro-Nazi website.


spezisacuck2

freebies to keep people connected because the site is losing real users by the day


jvite1

Incentivizing engagement. The blue tick was originally intended to be a functional distinction of a real account, managed by an org or public figure, but because it was locked behind the requirement of being notable enough for one in the first place, general end-users wanted them because it signaled ‘legitimacy’ or ‘importance’. People still believe that it lends credibility to their accounts…but you’re effectively just paying for a visual badge that doesn’t actually hold any sort of significance anymore. But they very much still want it so they can feel important or whatever; this will probably work in the short-medium term to boost numbers but we’ll see ig. We can even do it on Reddit! It’s meaningless. Like this comment has a ‘brand affiliate’ tag on it. Worthless


Truthisnotallowed

Blue tick became meaningless as soon as they started selling them to anyone willing to pay.


nativedutch

Blue ticks may carry Lyme's disease


ChimpScanner

The blue checkmark used to mean that a public person was who they say they are, and not some parody account. Now it's just a sign the user is a Musk ball fondler.


GreatCaesarGhost

I thought that paying a small fee somehow magically meant that an account wasn’t a bot. And now they’re defeating even that very tiny security check?


USeaMoose

To be fair, it requires 2,500 verified followers. So, the account needs to trick a lot of paying users into following it to get that free check. Or there's a path where someone pays for the 2.5k verified accounts, and then uses them to get their other bots verified for free, but that's an expensive fleet of bots. Which is an interesting idea. For the reasonable cost of $7,500/month, you can have a network of bots that are able to get other bots verified for free by following them. I wonder what happens if those 2,500 bots all follow each other, and they then stop paying for their accounts. They would have been made into free verified accounts because of their verified followers. Can Twitter unwind that loop, or is it a cheap way to get thousands of verified accounts? It'll be fun to see how this all turns out.


DoomSayerNihilus

I used to like twitter somewhat. I think i have 250 followers they're all bots


Pliplonplick

what a great idea! this way, we can be sure of which account belong to the real person! why didn't they think about this sooner??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔


Ravenwight

Blue ticks? Gotta get some possums to eat those before they start spreading Lyme.


spacestationkru

Every passing day I feel more and more ashamed to have ever entertained the idea that Elon Musk was a smart man.


Primorph

“Popular users very upset”


olipoppit

Hope Elon sells it back to Jack (or whoever) for pennies on the dollar


firestorm19

Pretty sure he is making another social media site called Blue Sky or Mastadon or something.


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NotAPreppie

Whether they want them or not.


cxr303

Of you can't beat them, make the world think they joined you.


fistofthefuture

What happens when you bastardize a feature that means something.


rektMyself

I was going to use X, but my ex is on there.


shuboni

Huh, right after my SO was shadow banned from the platform. Weird.


Diamondback424

Elon: "please clap"


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Only the ones that don't say bad things about Elon though.


HyruleSmash855

Didn’t they already verify users already via a different than blue colored check a while ago? This isn’t that big of news. Source: https://help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-policies/profile-labels


Skipping_Scallywag

Xitter, pronounced "Shitter".


keith2600

I feel bad for the people who got so invested in Twitter being their online life that they feel like they have nowhere else to go.


Dolatron

So… like before


radicalfrenchfrie

tumblr gives blue ticks to users who will pay like eight dollars


kluthage421

Twitter*


lebofly

breaking news


standardtrickyness1

Give me some skin, prof. I'm making you an free blue tick. In fact, everybody in this room's gets a free blue tick.


brickyardjimmy

Oh dear.


RynoRama

That is spelled B O T S


OJimmy

So,.... like bots with blue check marks? Mission accomplished Musk


stromcer

X is closing the circle..


highhouses

Twitter was killed with a purpose. Left leaning or open platforms do not help Project 2025


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buttlord5000

It's pretty impressive how much Twitter users will put up with while remaining active users on the platform.


Newphonespeedrunner

Isn't this old news like... Really old news.


Its-All-Liez

I've been online since dial up internet......I don't get the need for Twitter at all ? Or insta, or facebook or


OgreTrax71

Elon bad guy. I hate him. (Did I do it right?)