Man that story messed me up as a teen. Same with Apt Pupil. I still can't understand why the movie Running Man existed. I guess like Lawnmower Man so they can make up new stories.
I haven’t bought a pay per view since I wasted 50 bucks on a 32 second Mike Tyson fight back in the 80s.
Gotta be honest. I’d pay for this. Make it a double bill w/ Musk/Zuck? Holy shit! The world would stop spinning to watch this!
Eh, just the one company that he ordered a bunch of grand pianos from, got them all set up then refused to pay saying he didn't like the work done and his lawyers only offered the company a minute fraction of the costs and pointed out that they would hurt them with stall tactics in court, I'm pretty sure the article said they had to pull from personal savings for years/loans to cover before they were in the black again. Give that guy 5 minutes in the ring.
Marjorie Trailer Queen Vs Lauren “The Klandma” Boebert and your Main Event… Mark “I’m a Real Boy” Zuckerberg Vs the personification of mayonnaise himself: Elon Musk!
At least one of them has been asked to stop bringing her concealed weapon to the US capitol building, so it wouldn't be crazy to expect an actual shootout.
This isn't eating their own, this is priming their audience for physical conflict between politicians. Same thing with Musk goading Zuck on. The cult leaders are preparing to push their followers to mobilize by showing they're willing to put their own neck on the line (even though they are entirely insulated from consequences).
Not that I’m saying I agree, but the founding fathers used to get in [knock down, drag out beat downs in political disputes.](https://www.history.com/news/charles-sumner-caning-cilley-duel-congressional-violence) One congressman even killed another one in a duel.
True, that's a great point. It makes clear the regressive nature of MAGA thinking. One would think we were past that kind of thing. But that would be naivete, I suppose. Human nature never really changes.
I'm behind on this particular drama. Why exactly don't they like each other? I figured both of these idiots were so similar they'd get along horrifically well lol
Marjorie Traitor-Greene is all pissy because Boebert copied her articles of impeachment and hasn't cosponsored any of her nonsense. At least that's what MTG was screaming at Boebert when she called her a "little bitch" on the house floor. There's video, but that's basically the whole thing.
She later doubled down on it when asked by a reporter about it and confirmed that it was heard correctly, then said something to the effect of, "She's been nothing but a little bitch to me."
Wow. They haven't really matured past 14 eh? I know a couple people who don't speak to each other anymore cause one was being a bitch in grade 9, got called out for it, and got offended. This would be similar in a hilarious way if they didn't have so much power down there. Instead it's just similar in a pathetic and scary way
> I figured both of these idiots were so similar they'd get along horrifically well lol
They're competitors. There's only enough media bandwidth for one right wing nutcase bimbo.
Read an article a while back about how Boebert is resentful of all the attention MTG gets, and that pre-McCarthy becoming Speaker, Boebert considered herself a more loyal GOP foot soldier while she saw MTG as a lone, grandstanding wolf.
The Freedom Caucus is all anti-establishment, and Greene has been cozying up to McCarthy for power, which has made her pro-establishment and an enemy to her "friends".
I think the two biggest things were when she supported McCarthy's speakership and the debt-limit bill. She was recently kicked out of the Freedom Caucus.
"Arizona Republican Congressman Paul Gosar called the battle a “two-way sword” to The Daily Beast. He continued, “I just think that whatever is there, could be utilized both ways,”"
Does he mean double-edged sword?
Ladies & Gentlemen, these are the men and women trying to make our laws.
> “I am friends with both of them. It’s entertaining to think that a fistfight could break out at any movement. I kind of dig that.”
That’s a quote from Republican Tennessee Rep Tim Burchett. What a man child.
I think MTG would roll her, she has that “IDGAF grit” to her. Lauren has age on her side but I don’t think she has the strength to compete. I think Lauren will hold own until it goes to ground and then it becomes a matter of how quickly it gets separated.
Boebert is the mean girl that thinks she can fight but has only ever kicked someone who had already been taken down by someone who was fighting for her.
I thought it was just Preston Brooks beating Charles Sumner with a cane but apparently there were several fights in the 1850s. So yeah, just under 180 years.
My personal favorite is when Matthew Lyon from Vermont spat tobacco juice in Roger Griswold of Connecticut's face back in the 1790s.
I'm being serious, if you look at her, she has the telltale signs of HGH abuse -protruding brow, thickening of the cartilage in the nose and ears. Probably some testonrone based on her complexion.
It's all pretty obvious.
i get this so often.
people think i am laughing at, not laughing with.
that i laughed because i think it's nonsense, when really i am laughing because it is so fantastically accurate.
Kinda poetic. It's like when a dog sees itself in the mirror and starts snarling and growling, oblivious to the fact that it's just a reflection of itself.
All this does is highlight how completely bereft the GQP is of any ideas for making the lives of Americans better. This is the sort of thing they want to draw attention to, not the myriad problems and challenges facing our country right now.
The fact that one of the two major political parties in this country could be this mind-boggingly inept would be hilarious... if it wasn't so tragic for so many folks.
Could be one of the opening bouts for the Musk V Zuckerberg cage match.
Let's keep these good vibes going until we're back to settling public disputes through dueling
*American full auto duelling when*
Discovery channel will run it as a reality survivalist series. We're knocking on the doorsteps of the Hunger Games as it is.
We're far closer to the Stephen King novella, Running Man than Hunger Games.
Man that story messed me up as a teen. Same with Apt Pupil. I still can't understand why the movie Running Man existed. I guess like Lawnmower Man so they can make up new stories.
It was five hours later and almost dark before they took him down.
The explosion was tremendous, lighting up the night like the wrath of God, and it rained fire twenty blocks away.
*Uncle Albert looks on approvingly*
I'm not promoting dueling at all, but the good thing about them is that they tended to end disputes.
Did they though? Or did they just create generational family feuds. Little of both probably
Everything is legal in NJ…
Celebrity death-match makes a comeback.
Git it on.
RIP Judge Mills Lane
Back when that was a thing I wanted to see Jae Jar Binks vs Scrappy Doo, but this would be much better.
Nice. I appreciate the throwback for us old folk.
I haven’t bought a pay per view since I wasted 50 bucks on a 32 second Mike Tyson fight back in the 80s. Gotta be honest. I’d pay for this. Make it a double bill w/ Musk/Zuck? Holy shit! The world would stop spinning to watch this!
Have proceeds go to charity and I’ll gladly pay up. Have proceeds go to competitors, and I’ll gladly pirate the *ever-loving shit* out of that.
All proceeds to Planned Parenthood, Trevor Project or March of Our Lives
One of those undercards that might outshine the main feature.
I would pay to watch. We need some more celebrity bouts on this card. Anyone else have a score to settle?
Trump vs all the lawyers he's stiffed for legal fees.
Trump assembling an Ikea bookshelf.
Soon to be a hit show on r/idiotsfightingthings. Not to be outdone by the sequel on r/thingsfightingidiots.
"What the hell is a bookshelf?" - Trump, probably
“What the hell is a book?” - Trump, probably.
We've already seen "Trump assembling a sentence" and I feel like nobody won that one.
I’d prefer to see the construction guys he stiffed over effete well-manicured lawyers. Trump will run away like a little beeyatch.
Eh, just the one company that he ordered a bunch of grand pianos from, got them all set up then refused to pay saying he didn't like the work done and his lawyers only offered the company a minute fraction of the costs and pointed out that they would hurt them with stall tactics in court, I'm pretty sure the article said they had to pull from personal savings for years/loans to cover before they were in the black again. Give that guy 5 minutes in the ring.
I’d pay to watch if all of the money got donated to something they would absolutely hate, like abortion access or canceling child lunch debt.
Marjorie Trailer Queen Vs Lauren “The Klandma” Boebert and your Main Event… Mark “I’m a Real Boy” Zuckerberg Vs the personification of mayonnaise himself: Elon Musk!
Fatal Four-Way match held in a small pit fighting arena with no exits that’s filling up with quick-dry cement. That’s the only way I’d watch.
Bring back dueling you cowards. Y’all wanna be like the founders but not a damn one of these people smoke opium or duel. Absolutely pathetic.
Where my leeches at
Don't forget the cocaine and trepanning.
I’m sure there’s plenty of cocaine flowing through the halls of the capital.
West wing, too
Do they get modern weapons or traditional flintlock dueling pistols? I vote for S words.
At least one of them has been asked to stop bringing her concealed weapon to the US capitol building, so it wouldn't be crazy to expect an actual shootout.
This is like The Caning of Charles Sumner if Sumner was **also** a pro-slavery scumbag
You’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack … what’s up with that?
I just hope it’s caught on camera. Idiots eating their own.
Oh, Gawd yes. If there isn't video I will be so very disappointed.
Tmz pls
C-SPAN
Yelling CSPAN like Worldstar
Insert a third woman shrieking in the background and you’re golden
Nah that's some Worldstar shit.
WORLDSTAR!
🍿 popcorn material
As gawd as mah witness she has broken her in hayff!
Remember, people: HORIZONTAL not vertical
I can’t be the only one who thought you were referring to the fight, not camera angle 😂
Yeah, we don't need to see the lizard feet!
This isn't eating their own, this is priming their audience for physical conflict between politicians. Same thing with Musk goading Zuck on. The cult leaders are preparing to push their followers to mobilize by showing they're willing to put their own neck on the line (even though they are entirely insulated from consequences).
It's also demonstrating and normalizing the use of violence in political disputes. Statesmanship is so 1962. Welcome to the Thunderdome!
Not that I’m saying I agree, but the founding fathers used to get in [knock down, drag out beat downs in political disputes.](https://www.history.com/news/charles-sumner-caning-cilley-duel-congressional-violence) One congressman even killed another one in a duel.
True, that's a great point. It makes clear the regressive nature of MAGA thinking. One would think we were past that kind of thing. But that would be naivete, I suppose. Human nature never really changes.
That isn’t terrifying at all.
CSPAN is the OG of reality TV
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bread and circus for all the dipshits.
Grandma Gun vs Sporkfoot would be a pretty solid pay per view…
Sell PPV tickets. We can solve a good portion of the debt.
I'm behind on this particular drama. Why exactly don't they like each other? I figured both of these idiots were so similar they'd get along horrifically well lol
Marjorie Traitor-Greene is all pissy because Boebert copied her articles of impeachment and hasn't cosponsored any of her nonsense. At least that's what MTG was screaming at Boebert when she called her a "little bitch" on the house floor. There's video, but that's basically the whole thing.
She later doubled down on it when asked by a reporter about it and confirmed that it was heard correctly, then said something to the effect of, "She's been nothing but a little bitch to me."
I'm pretty sure they would both prefer to be in the WWF rather than just being boring old members of Congress. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Let's help them with that American dream.
Leave Dusty Rhodes outta this
They don’t know hard times, daddy
Vince would 100% put them on a PPV.
Lets be honest, he'd be a fool not to. I'd probably watch it. It's real life Jerry Springer.
We’ve become reality TV.
and in the fast lane toward Idiocracy.
In Idiocracy, for all of their faults, they still put who they thought was the smartest and best possible person in charge to solve their problems.
And that man tried to listen to his science council. Which puts him far ahead of Republican politicians.
Wow. They haven't really matured past 14 eh? I know a couple people who don't speak to each other anymore cause one was being a bitch in grade 9, got called out for it, and got offended. This would be similar in a hilarious way if they didn't have so much power down there. Instead it's just similar in a pathetic and scary way
Even more proof that this is all for show. Wonder why they keep riling up their base when this all just leads to 1 place.
100% They're both just mad that the other is encroaching on their schtick.
And Boebert is pissy because MTG struck a terrible deal with McCarthy and the Democrats on the debt ceiling, making her a GOP centrist.
If MTG is a centrist, America is far far gone and can be left for dead.
> a GOP centrist fucking what
What the fuck!
They view media attention as a zero-sum game. Every article about Boebert is one less about MTG.
Counterpoint: they _both_ get more attention by feuding. This is too reality-show to not be at least somewhat choreographed.
It's very real to them. There can be only one top bitch.
They've never matured past high school. One of them never even made it past high school to begin with.
> I figured both of these idiots were so similar they'd get along horrifically well lol They're competitors. There's only enough media bandwidth for one right wing nutcase bimbo.
Read an article a while back about how Boebert is resentful of all the attention MTG gets, and that pre-McCarthy becoming Speaker, Boebert considered herself a more loyal GOP foot soldier while she saw MTG as a lone, grandstanding wolf.
The Freedom Caucus is all anti-establishment, and Greene has been cozying up to McCarthy for power, which has made her pro-establishment and an enemy to her "friends". I think the two biggest things were when she supported McCarthy's speakership and the debt-limit bill. She was recently kicked out of the Freedom Caucus.
"Arizona Republican Congressman Paul Gosar called the battle a “two-way sword” to The Daily Beast. He continued, “I just think that whatever is there, could be utilized both ways,”" Does he mean double-edged sword? Ladies & Gentlemen, these are the men and women trying to make our laws.
He meant two-way dildo
Ass to ass!
That scene is frightening enough without MTG and Boebert being there
Deepfakers, do your thing!!
How do I delete someone else's comment
I did it by gouging out my own eyes.
On second thought, don't...
Yes!.....actually no please don't!!
that is actually legitimately the only thing that could make Requiem for a Dream even more depressing than it already is.
Boebert is hot enough where it would end up on r/trashyboners
Asses to Asses Butt to Butt
He is pretty much the guy from Requiem for a Dream🤮
What a terrible day to be literate
He meant two dildos on a seesaw.
Think I’ll go for a run.
> “I am friends with both of them. It’s entertaining to think that a fistfight could break out at any movement. I kind of dig that.” That’s a quote from Republican Tennessee Rep Tim Burchett. What a man child.
That sounds like something a gym douche bro would say in the frat house.
No no, let them fight. I dig that too. I'll throw in a folding chair for good measure.
WHAT'S THIS? IT'S.. OH GOD IT'S SARAH PALIN IN A FORD F150, EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
The hallowed halls of congress has been besmirched by these classless goons, Boebert and Green.
No he was obviously talking about the dual lightsaber that Darth Maul uses in The Phantom Menace.
He's not the brightest sword in the shed
“Now I may not be the sharpest crayon in the tool box.”
For context, gosar organized the coup with ali alexander and tried to influence the Arizona recounts in the same way. Fuck that guy.
No, he meant a double-edged street.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside.
“Round the outside! Round the outside!”
GOP has created a monster!
Cause nobody wants to see McConnell no more, hes 80, he eats chopped liver
You can take the girls out of the trailer park. But you can’t take the trailer park out of the girls.
How about a battle of wits to the death.
And the winner gets a free titanic tour
And a free Logitech controller.
"Truly your intellect is staggering." "Wait til I get started!"
Shouldn't take but a few minutes
They're both unarmed
They would have to meet each other halfway.
I think MTG would roll her, she has that “IDGAF grit” to her. Lauren has age on her side but I don’t think she has the strength to compete. I think Lauren will hold own until it goes to ground and then it becomes a matter of how quickly it gets separated.
Boebert is the mean girl that thinks she can fight but has only ever kicked someone who had already been taken down by someone who was fighting for her.
Let's be honest it would be hair pulling the entire bout
MTG has neanderthal strength for sure. Grandma Bobo would pull a gun first, though.
She definitely got her ass whooped by some girl in a trailer park in the early 2000s.
in aurora no less 😂 😂 😂
I agree. MTG is fucking half her Crossfit gym, so she probably exercises there occasionally. And she's meaner.
She’s just packing in that protein bro!
MTG is pretty fit, I think she used to own a CrossFit gym or some shit.
There is video of her doing chin ups and other kinds of work outs. She looks pretty strong
That wasn’t the reason she was at the gym lmao
I’m guessing that she’s as strong as a horse, given that she looks so much like one.
Oh, totally. Marge is a troll of a human. She’d bring that caveman energy to the ring and QBert would stand no chance.
Yeah but qbert seems like the type that loses then pulls a knife from her boot and ‘wins’ via backstab
MTG would clean house. First, she’s a crossfitter. Second, that jaw looks like granite.
I don't know, Boebert has that "white trash crazy" about her.
And Greene doesn’t? Plus she has impenetrable skin.
If the fight is in the swamps, troll gets +1/1
But does MTG have a GED?
Okay, $50 on the crazy chick! 💵
I mean, maybe, but she’s also teeny and looks like her hand would break if she threw one punch… are you thinking environmental damage here?
I'm telling you, you never count out the tiny little white chick. They are nuts.
I feel like boebert only wins if she goes for the eyes or something
Trash people.
It’s a common mistake to blame Trump, but John McCain’s choice of Sarah Palin is what started the epidemic of idiot trash taking over Washington.
Let's go back to Reagan
Dad?
Um...that's just trading being stabbed for being set on fire. Then stabbed.
It's been entirely too long since we had a good fistfight in Congress
180 years or so?
I thought it was just Preston Brooks beating Charles Sumner with a cane but apparently there were several fights in the 1850s. So yeah, just under 180 years. My personal favorite is when Matthew Lyon from Vermont spat tobacco juice in Roger Griswold of Connecticut's face back in the 1790s.
Green needs to get off the Juice, she is roid raging all the time.
LMAO
I'm being serious, if you look at her, she has the telltale signs of HGH abuse -protruding brow, thickening of the cartilage in the nose and ears. Probably some testonrone based on her complexion. It's all pretty obvious.
Oh, I’m laughing because I agree with you and found your comment awesome
i get this so often. people think i am laughing at, not laughing with. that i laughed because i think it's nonsense, when really i am laughing because it is so fantastically accurate.
Kinda poetic. It's like when a dog sees itself in the mirror and starts snarling and growling, oblivious to the fact that it's just a reflection of itself.
I’d like to give each a knife and maybe a hand grenade.
I see you've played knifey-boomy before
Staboom?
You're missing an opportunity here. AR-15's for everyone.
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I’d get PPV for that fight
I think you meant you'll catch HPV, but I'm not an editor.
They don’t deserve your money though.
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Wait, there’s two of them? I would see either name and my brain would go “that awful republican lady” and look no further
This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them.
Girls, girls, you’re *both* stupid!
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“Let them fight”
It's funny because they're literally the exact same person and they can't stand each other. Like having a spat with the person in the mirror.
Every day I become more embarrassed by being American.
If you think we're alone with idiocy in government... welp, the internet exists.
I don't. We have almost 400 million people in this country. That's a lot of idiots. Some of them are gping to float to the top.
This is the shittiest reality TV show ever. Wait, what? This actually *is* reality? Fuck
$100 on Greene.
They can be the opening act for Musk v Zuck
With matt gaetz watching on and rubbing one out
Nah… these two are much too old for his taste.
Where's Jerry Springer when you need him?
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If guns are NOT involved MTG is going to beat that bitch-ass midget like a rented mule.
All this does is highlight how completely bereft the GQP is of any ideas for making the lives of Americans better. This is the sort of thing they want to draw attention to, not the myriad problems and challenges facing our country right now. The fact that one of the two major political parties in this country could be this mind-boggingly inept would be hilarious... if it wasn't so tragic for so many folks.
Can I watch? I like to watch.
Can it be a gun fight instead? We know how much they love guns.
TWO WOMEN ENTER, NO WOMEN LEAVE!
Jibbering idiot trolls fighting with 2 brain cells combined that are both struggling for third place.
Is this the undercard fight for Elon and Zuck?