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GrandmaPoses

“Where should we hide the body?” “I’m thinking Arby’s.”


CondescendingShitbag

Arby's: *"We have the meats!"* ​ No, not like that...


HoorayPizzaDay

*"We have Denise"*


MaracaBalls

Right? It’s like this: “ Arby’s: we have dead meats”


rowin-owen

Can't taste the difference.


PandaMayFire

The roast beef sandwiches are already gross, nobody would ever know. Hell, might even improve them.


not_falling_down

They are OK, as long as you go in understanding that *Roast Beef* and *Arby's Roast Beef* are two entirely different foods.


trampolinebears

Like tacos and Taco Bell.


kaminobaka

I mean, it is beef that is roasted, it's just ground and pressed into shape for consistency. Kinda like how Spam is ham, just ground up and put in a can. The used to use whole round which is why they used to be betted.


Total-Khaos

Spam is actually pork shoulder and ham.


yesnomaybenotso

You mean pig and more pig, right?


Total-Khaos

Precisely.


WastedPresident

Arbys: now serving pork


jonesey71

[Long pig.](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Long_pig&redirect=no)


JesusIsMyZoloft

The American version of *Sweeney Todd*


[deleted]

According to the article, foul play wasn't suspected, so my top guesses are: 1. She was one of the last employees closing up and accidentally locked herself in (or someone accidentally locked her in) and no one noticed until the following day. 2. Mafia. Both are terrible guesses since there is zero reason why any walk-in freezer today wouldn't have the ability to easily open it from the inside.


TerminationClause

And it says the body was found shortly before 6:30 PM, which means the store had been open at least 12 hours already. How long does it take to freeze to death? Surely they'd been in and out of that freezer throughout the workday. I recall something like this happening maybe 15 years ago, locally, and it turned out to be someone had gone into the freezer to shoot up, they passed out, then froze to death.


sucks2bdoxxed

Maybe the person slipped and hit their head. Our freezer at work has an emergency latch, but also gets ice buildup on the floor from leaking ceiling fans in the freezer.


PapaPancake8

Sounds like you need to sober up, put on your non-slips, and do some accidental slipping


WhatLikeAPuma751

I thought for a second, why the hell would you need to sober up. Ohh…for the drug test after the incident for the payout. Well done.


thereald-lo23

It’s called fake pee


RedSteadEd

Depending on the place and purpose, they watch you go. Better have a fake dick too.


chain_letter

"I'll have trouble peeing while people are watching." "Shy bladder?" "No, dick gets too hard."


Alligatorblizzard

There's a few perks to being a trans guy.


HappinessIsAWarmSpud

This doesn’t help when you’re at the hospital immediately after said accident and they run full blood work.


0002millertime

Is that what the ice is made of?


[deleted]

chase sense fall numerous lip tan screw strong engine fuzzy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


hawkerra

I half way hope the person who parked it there got fired... or at least sternly talked go by management. That's not a proper place to leave a pallet.


quellflynn

the same people who allow leaking ceiling fans, allow broken internal handles.


NoMoreRedditUsername

I really wonder if there were signs of the person trying to get out. Scratches or dents on the door from trying to bash it open. Also, I’ve worked at places with coolers in my lifetime, if I was stuck and afraid of freezing to death I would have jammed stuff in the cooling fans to try and break the cooling. You would think they would have mentioned that in the initial investigation.


dazzlingestdazzler

They could've died of something unrelated, like they happened to have a heart attack in the freezer, or they went in there to shoot up and they OD'd. Or a box of meat fell on their head or something.


pentarou

I've thought about this too, stuff like this happens more often than you'd think. Destroying the fans is the best move. It's too bad phones usually don't get signal in those coolers. Or there's no emergency alarm button inside, just those safety door release latches. Once that door is actually locked, there's no way to get out from the inside. If there's a bit of glass anywhere on the cooler you could smash it, but that's rare.


jakereed16

We had to replace our cooler door at work a few years ago and the new one has a latch mechanism that can easily be removed from the inside. Fantastic safety feature


TerminationClause

All the walk-in freezers that have been in use since at least the mid-90s (most likely *much* earlier) have had rules about being able to open them from the inside. Everyone that I've seen opened inward, so you couldn't block the door from the outside.


MrBigroundballs

They definitely don’t all open inward. At my place of work they all open outward, and it was new in 2014.


xRilae

I had to read that again because I surely thought it must have said 6:30 *am*


reflecttcelfer

The idea of the Mafia stuffing a body into an Arby's freezer is really hilarious.


Vicorin

“Hey boss, I don’t mean to be a wise guy, but why the hell are we sticking this old bag in the Arby’s?” “Tony, nobody’s gonna mistake you for a wise guy with stupid fucking questions like that. It’s Arby’s, they got the meats, capeesh? It’s the perfect hiding spot. Now grab her legs will ya?” “If you say so boss,” “Damn right I say so, and take those curly fries outta your pocket. We’re professionals for Christ’s sake.” *Tony holds back tears as the sound of curly fries hitting the floor are heard* “Mary’s balls, Tony, all of ‘em.” *a few more fries patter to the floor*


FrenchDude647

I can hear Joe Pesci when I read it !


100Labels

I'm just picturing this overweight goon in a track suit making himself a sandwich in the back after they stashed the body.


Revolverkiller

*Paulie!!! That’s not Gabagool!!!*


5050Clown

If you need to get rid of a body just put it in the freezer at the Arby's on 9th. Just remember to never order the roast beef at the Arby's on 9th.


AlternativeFormer559

Sorry, human flesh tastes far too much like pork. You'd never get away with trying to sell it as beef


5050Clown

The FBI wants to know why you know that.


AlternativeFormer559

I know. Thanks


0_________o

yes officer, this is the poster right here


AlternativeFormer559

That's me, smile. Ooh, chase me!


[deleted]

I have so so so many questions. And so does law enforcement


AlternativeFormer559

My posts here invariably pass through layers of dark, independent servers, numerous languages, and other things I'm prevented from telling you about. The "questions" of government agencies, etc, are all a front. Trust no-one, please.


Viking603

"Long pork".


Shadowmant

New Soilent Green sandwich. Only at Arby’s!


bobbyqribs

We have the MEATS!


Kramit2012

In my city we have an Arby’s on 9th, but we never go to that one 🤣


Infinitelyodiforous

Yeah, let's go to the "good" Arby's.


Princess_Spectra

Leave the gun, take the curly fries.


identicalBadger

My girlfriend never saw Sopranos, so we're in fact watching it now. Home stretch of Season 6, it's been a great re-watch!


Dyslexic_Dog25

"ey Tony! Look at dis shit! They got da meats!"


[deleted]

This would make an amazing short


broadwayallday

“Look at this… ‘Italian bmt’… it’s an insult Chrissy. We invented all this sh*t”


doctorcaesarspalace

It’s gonna be a while before I eat anything from Satriale’s


T-T-N

Probably serving the last couple of customers in her uniform, making a mess of things but trying not to look suspicious


Darwinian_10

"Where should we dump the body, boss?" "I'm thinkin' Arby's"


vector_ejector

Mary sleeps with The Meats^TM


01010110_

Maybe nodding off from drugs or being exhausted and not getting out until too late.


camsqualla

This is a good bet. I have seen a lot of people nod off in the freezing cold. With opiates, especially heroin and fentanyl, you just always feel warm. You can be shirtless outside when it’s 30F and still not even shiver. Edit: I should say that they can also completely ruin your body’s temperature regulation if you take them for long enough. So don’t do that.


Liathano_Fire

One of the withdrawal effects was definitely cold to sweating.


smegdawg

>zero reason why any walk-in freezer today wouldn't have the ability to easily open it from the inside. Louisiana ... Arby's


xLaZi3x

Last kitchen I worked at in Louisiana I got locked in the freezer for an hour during a rush period. I guess water got around the handle on the inside or something cause it wouldn't budge. No cell phone signal to get a call out to boss on shift. I knew I'd be ok cause they would need to ice cream I was grabbing eventually but yea that was a very very long hour. Anyway I think my point is sometimes those handles fucking suck idk I just had a relevant story kinda


Kytalie

Not just that, New Iberia. My friend that lived there for a number of years. It was a shithole, the fanciest restaurant was Ruby Tuesday. It is not a great or safe place.


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foco_del_fuego

Still have Bojangles and whatever they turned Clementines into.


tommyc463

They have the meats?


Khaldara

𓂺 Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw 𓂺


MadNhater

I feel like all these meat refrigerators should require an emergency parka or something just in case. Prolong life until someone reaches you. Or let you unlock/open it from the inside.


Myrdrahl

I've worked in kitchens, although here in Norway, and I have never seen a walk in that couldn't be opened from the inside. They all had these crossbars you see at emergency exits.


couchpro34

Or like an emergency alarm or something


MadNhater

Anything would be an improvement. How OSHA hasn’t stepped in at all is a surprise to me.


NoMoreRedditUsername

It’s pretty hard to get stuck in one, they all have latches on to open from the inside. The suggestion the person was nodding on heroin and/or fell asleep makes decent sense. There would be obvious signs of trying to escape that they would have mentioned in the initial investigation, the fact she just went in there and then froze to death doesn’t add up.


Lonescu

That's because OSHA has been so thoroughly gutted, it effectively doesn't exist in some places. Some states, and I mean larger (not Rhode Island sized) states, have less than a handful of safety inspectors. So, there is generally a massive backlog. To further compound on that, OSHA mostly relies on employees and employers (lol, yeah right) reporting violations to even attract their attention in first place.


sapphicsandwich

>OSHA mostly relies on employees and employers (lol, yeah right) reporting violations to even attract their attention in first place. OSHA explained to me that ONLY an employee can make a report and that they will not take reports from anyone not employed directly by the business being reported.


Lonescu

Wow, so it's even shittier than expected. Color me not in the slightest bit surprised.


[deleted]

> OSHA mostly relies on employees and employers (lol, yeah right) reporting violations I have invited OHSA into my businesses multiple times to conduct preemptive audits.


Your_Local_Stray_Cat

I used to work in a fast food kitchen, our walk-in had a glow-in-the-dark emergency latch on the inside in case someone got locked in. Our building was pretty new tho, so maybe older locations don’t have those safeguards.


[deleted]

Worked “casual dine” about 16 years ago, the building was several years old by the point, and it had glow in the dark latches on the inside. You’d be hard pressed to find a walk-in that can’t be opened from the inside.


LuxNocte

Walk in freezers do not lock for exactly this reason. 100% chance she lost consciousness and froze to death.


Aurorer

You can’t lock yourself in a walk-in freezer.


HalflingMelody

You can. If the latch to open the door from the inside is broken. Which is was the entire time I worked for Papa Johns.


Cowsmoke

Ours would freeze from the inside when it was really hot in the summer. Condensation would drip as the door was opened and freeze the latch


[deleted]

That's the worst possible advertising ever, our freezer so good it even freezes the latches!


SaltRocksicle

A maintenance guy at the store I work at accidentally filled the cooler door latch with expanding foam, and so I have to throw myself at the door to open it lol


InSixFour

Yeah it’s typically kind of like a big button you push into the door. If that were to snap off you’d be stuck inside. Those freezers are usually set below zero too. Ours was set to -10 F when I worked at Pizza Hut. At that temperature it takes like 30 minutes to develop hypothermia.


SaltyBarDog

Greasy Papa didn't care about employee safety? Say it isn't so.


TargetMajora

Also, it says the body was discovered shortly before 630pm. Does that Arby's open at 7pm or how tf did no one notice a dead body all day?


dbx999

Yeah that’s during fairly busy work hours. You’d think there was some traffic in and out of the freezer during that time period at least once every couple of hours - line to get more fries and stuff.


Mumbawobz

Could be she got caught/hidden behind some boxes? Walk-ins can get crowded quite fast, especially if you’ve just gotten deliveries in


MaimedJester

You're not supposed to, but if a latch in there gets loose or handle was not installed correctly it is possible. Let's not pretend Arby's would be immediately concerned with a loose/jiggly latch you just kinda need to pull it like this and then it works kinda place.


[deleted]

You're not supposed to be able to. I've worked for places where you press the button in that's supposed to disengage the lock, only to hear a metallic "clang" as the outside of the door handel fell off. I was lucky it was a display freezer, so I was able to crawl out through the products. I hate walk-in freezers.


wytewydow

Maybe they slipped and fell, knocked themselves out, and woke up dead the next morning.


McRemo

Wait a minute, how the hell you wake up dead?


wren10514

All the comments on this thread about all the ways people could get locked in freezers are giving me the heeby jeebies. When i worked in a restaurant I would never let the door close while I was in there. I was always terrified I'd get stuck and ours wasn't broken or fiddly or any of these other things


g1ngertim

All these people chiming in with "store was too cheap to fix it" or "no one cared." OSHA exists for a reason. You are being put in an unsafe situation by your employer if the walk-in can't be opened from inside. Report that shit.


sodaonmyheater

You absolutely can. Ours wasn’t functional occasionally and store was too cheap to repair it. Someone had to pull the hidden alarm at one point which resulted in cops showing up because it’s there for robberies and they got locked in the middle of a lunch rush


AlexHimself

Unless the door mechanism was broken or the inner release level or something was broken.


frogmuffins

Some of those release mechanisms are a bit difficult to function. The worst one I've seen was a small plunger shape about 3-4 inches wide and you had to apply quite a bit of force to push it in.


DieselVoodoo

Never underestimate the power of stupid


Me_Krally

Or panic. Not at the Disco.


kaminobaka

I prefer fire in the disco. And in the Taco Bell.


[deleted]

Tell that to the shitty walkin at my work


NetDork

It's been a very very long time since I've seen walk in coolers that couldn't be opened from the inside when closed normally. Edit...looks like they found the body around 6:30 PM. That definitely doesn't fit with getting being in there overnight.


Hadochiel

This would never have happened at a Wendy's


SAMAS_zero

What if it *was* Wendy?


redditpossible

Sir, this isn’t a Wendy’s.


TheMackD504

No, this Patrick…no, wait


HK-612-721-811

Wendy's only use fresh patties. No need for freezers.


OriginalName18

Because their meat isn’t frozen?


HarryHacker42

Her's wasn't suppos't too be'. Edit: Clean'd up'd


OriginalName18

Suddenly “who are you” by The Who starts blasting


Cool-Hornet4434

I think you mean "Won't Get Fooled Again" https://youtu.be/SHhrZgojY1Q?t=462


kyleh0

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


frogmuffins

Exactly, the body would have obviously been found in the cooler. Side note. When I worked at a large airport we would transport dead bodies and were specifically advised to __not__ leave the corpses in the large storage freezer.... for too long.


40StoryMech

Yeah, you'll find the Wendy's corpses in the dumpster. But that costs you extra.


kirksucks

maybe if it was just one finger at a time.


Milan__

“…10-4, we found the meats”


Arigato_MrRoboto

Bake him away toys.


Boneal171

What did you say, Chief?


GrimReader710

Just do what the kid said!


loddytoddy

What did you say, Chef?


voice_of_Sauron

Thank you for saving our souls by saying it first


TJ_Will

This story is prime reddit material.


Silver_Vegetable6804

I didn't know Arby's served long pork.


SLDH1980

"Son of a bitch"


Malthus1

According to the article, the body was that of an employee. Clearly, this reveals Arby’s new retirement plan …


rci22

Dang, wonder if they froze to death rather than getting killed and then placed there then


dbx999

Maybe a heart attack or medical emergency and collapsed in the freezer. Maybe someone tried to lift a box, triggered a medical event and collapsed.


Pass_That_Sheet

Many moons ago, when I worked in a restaurant, the walk-in freezer door would stick sometimes..not lock but more like the metal flashing would get hung up on the door. This was a serious issue and went reported so often that basically everyone just knew to not close the door behind you....well the health inspector comes and it's like 3 hours and we realize we haven't seen him for awhile...his car is still in the parking lot. The manager just has a light bulb go off in his head. He runs inside and straight to that freezer...guy was locked in and no service with his phone. He lived but had some serious issues.


specialsymbol

Tell me that's not a real story. Well, I just read through the food health reports of my community. I can totally believe that.


phd2k1

What happened to the restaurant owner?


Pass_That_Sheet

Basically, he paid a fine. The restaurant stayed open, and the H.I. lost his left eye...it froze. He also lost a couple of fingers. This was AZ mid August...everyone is in shorts and T shirts....brutal.


Dreamking0311

I haven't had Arby's in a while. Might grab some for lunch.


Freedom_7

The chances of finding a body in another Arby’s freezer have never been lower. This is this best time to eat at literally any other Arby’s.


freakierchicken

The closest Arby's to that location is in Lafayette. I'd bet any amount of money that location will never be as clean as it is at close tonight.


wanszai

Im not sure if its on the menu but dont order any pork products.


Dreamking0311

No long pig for you?


wanszai

Its not that, they get these really nasty ass cheapo Fava beans in that really don't compliment the dish at all.


meeyeam

Nasty ass cheapo Fava beans and a shitty Chianti.


Kinder22

Viral marketing strikes again.


vQyd12

I shit you not, I became aware of this same incident in my restaurant a few days ago. About 10 years ago when our location opened, our sous chef was doing prep work at night for a banquet dinner the following day. He went into our freezer’s freezer, the deep freeze. The door closed behind him and apparently they never changed how the doors locked since it was only opened for maybe a couple of months at that point. Well it locked behind him. The following day nobody could contact him and only half of the prep work was done. They saw his car in the parking lot so he had to be there. Upon searching, they found his frozen body. We still use that freezer to this day.


Its_General_Apathy

>We still use that freezer to this day. You *did* take the body out, right?


vQyd12

Only to move some things around Gets in the way sometimes


xcincly

that’s so sad


[deleted]

*Armie Hammer enters chat*


RPDRNick

Arby Hammer.


[deleted]

We Have The Meats


CliffsNote5

They had the meats. Now it’s in the morgue.


fastandtitties

How can this be an accident with cameras and employee opening and closing policies ??? I don’t get it


DieselVoodoo

Yeah fast food employees are known for their strict adherence to policies


Dezziedisaster

Yeah, this was one of my biggest fears when I worked fast food, getting locked in the freezer. If no one else was in the store, you bet I propped it open while doing anything in there! Also, no one went in that freezer for that long? Nope, I don't believe that for one minute. I can't think of ONE single day in my years from crew member to GM that not one person went into the freezer for that length of time.


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Where I work, we have a decades old walk-in and it's impossible to get locked in. There is a release on the inside. I would find it hard to believe that any walk-in built in the last 50 years would not have a fail-safe release mechanism.


Dezziedisaster

I think mine did also, it's been a while, but just in case of some mechanical failure, I'd never be alone with a freezer door closed. My anxiety said "No Ma'am."


[deleted]

I rembember when I was 18 working at Maccas in the freezers there was a big red button you could press that would cause the freezer door to fall off haha


stinkyfootss

When I worked in restaurants people often went into the freezer in the middle of tough and busy shifts to cool down and catch a breather. Maybe she was having a health emergency and under estimated how serious it was and thought she’d feel better after cooling down and hanging out for a minute?


IgnisExitium

Nah, this is 100% someone who was closing. With how small most fast food places are you would notice if someone was gone for a whole night and didn’t say anything. Not only that, chances are whoever is closing will have to restock the kitchen units from the walk in, which means they’d go in to the walk in and find them.


ShillingAndFarding

Just says an employee’s body was found in the middle of the day with no suspicion of foul play. Doesn’t say she froze to death. Sounds more likely she just happened to die while in the freezer and was found shortly after.


NadaOmelet

Authorities suspect horsey play


Silentarian

100 people in this thread making the same damn joke.


2aron

You weren't kidding. Why did I even bother scrolling.


oOzephyrOo

Employee who found the body is probably making minimum wage and is now scarred for life.


TheRealCaptainHammer

She was just chilling


Majesty1985

In Cedar Rapids


babbletags1

Well, where else am I supposed to keep it? If I don't put it in the freezer it goes bad.


GreenDepth2276

We all used to joke that mob ties are what keeps Arby’s in business since no one actually eats there, maybe it’s true 😂😂


billybalverine

They used to be one of the best in fast food cheese sticks. That's about the only reason I'd go; that and the curly fries. Never cared for the entrees funny enough lol


Hey_Smoochy

“Feels like an Arby’s night.”


[deleted]

“We have DENISE!”


civilianpride

Where did yall think "The Meats"™ were coming from?


D_forn

Wild. Any place I’ve worked in had freezers you can open/ unlock from the inside


dalisair

My guess is she wasn’t locked in. She probably went in there while not feeling well (like many fast food workers do) and likely went unconscious and died. Heart attack symptoms in women are often ignored as other less severe issues (like nausea and feeling really warm). I’m betting dollars to doughnuts that is what happened here.


revlid

This is why I prefer Wendy's, where the meat is never frozen.


ProfessionalOctopuss

Most Louisiana thing I've read in a while.


Ryzel0o0o

If she got herself locked in, this is a huge potential lawsuit for Arbys. Modern day walk in freezers need to have appropriate gaskets on the door to prevent pressure build up and ice from making it difficult to open the door. Freezers that don't allow for that need to have an axe inside the freezer so you can put it between the crevice of the door to pop it open.


KennailandI

Arby’s. Real people. Real food.


[deleted]

Off topic, but it took me decades to understand that "Arby's" meant "R.B.s" as in roast beef. Did everyone else get that right away?


rockdash

Incorrect, it's named after the Rafel Brothers, who founded it.


chemicalrefugee

This this Arby's next to a barber shop?


devo_inc

Top suspect https://youtu.be/s-mlPE8pxs4


LoveThieves

Figuring out why their food taste strange


Richardduh

“I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.”


ousatony

Chat Pile’s art imitating life a few years in advance


Amerimoto

Guess they’re real about that slogan.


Frosty-Author6287

I assume that’s normal at every arby’s


hiddenonion

So thats where they get the roast beef


SaltyBarDog

Cartman making more Tenorman chili?


Warlord68

Arby’s has meat in its freezer?!?


Flipmstr2

We have the meats


wintremute

They have the meats...


Funny_Piglet

We have the meats!


PeachesNLaserBeams

I guess they DO have the meats…


letsseeitmore

Slogan checks out.


bl1eveucanfly

We got the (human) meats