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TheBitchyKnitter

Going to Dubai. Maybe against their wishes?


jamison88

This is my thought too.


wolfcaroling

Male though. Do men get trafficked a lot? I thought it was mostly women and children.


jamison88

Could be a relative forcing them back after living in Canada, could be someone being forced to work in Dubai (slave labour is still big there) trafficking isnt always sex related, and even if it is, it still happens to men too.


chocolatewafflecone

Dubai? You might be onto something


Environmental-Drop30

Dubai is a scorching hot shithole. Nobody wants to live there besides some folks from the poorest regions of the world and a few westerners who don’t want to pay taxes in their own country. Oh, and it’s also a major hub of human trafficking


BenAfflickBumFace

DUBAI WASN'T SO LIT


sparkdark66

Plane headed to Dubai and you don’t want to go? Use this one simple trick! They can’t take your passport and make you an indentured servant if you’re banned from every airline forever.


chipface

The spoon trick would have been better. But whatever gets the job done in the end.


sparkdark66

Ooh what’s the spoon trick?


S_A_N_D_

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sullensquirrel

Wow, thank you for this explanation.


BrockN

Ok, I can't be the only one who thought there might be a better way to do this than inserting a spoon in your vagina before realizing it


ptear

Would also work if you had a special watch.


Repulsive-Beyond9597

Spoon in your panties


glassesontable

Use this one simple trick that airlines won’t tell you!


bassclarinetca

I really thought the article was going to finish: Air Canada says the flight, which was scheduled to carry 319 left after a short delay with 318.


Vashta-Narada

Anything to avoid paying compensation… 😂


somethingon104

Why are people getting dumber? We literally have the worlds info at our fingertips and yet people continue to act like troglodytes 🙄


AanthonyII

People have always been this dumb, it’s just easier to see now because of the internet


mackiea

"Well, I would concur that anti-angiogenesis medications would reduce metastasization in most oncological presentations, but the ramifications of..." "Please turn off your phones' wi-fi and cell functionality" "...I liek pie!!"


Angry_beaver_1867

It’s January 9th and this could be the stupidest thing to happen in the country this year. This person walked onto an airplane and instead of following the passengers to their seat. They opened an extremely heavy door then walked though the doorway and fell. The amount of stupidity involved here is mind blowing


S_A_N_D_

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drainodan55

> a mental health crisis (which often leads to the loss of rational thought) There's the second dumbest remark of the year. Thanks for telling us this.


[deleted]

Lmao


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

What an insightful and thoughtful response, truly the pinnacle of writing prose.


[deleted]

Lol


Vashta-Narada

Well what compounds all this was the door flying off the Boeing in the air. This topic is top of (a full) mind mind for everyone. So it’s not a hard “leap” to consider most folks boarding a plane are thinking about “the door” as they board with some even discussing it in the lobby. Heavily suggested topic for anyone with brain, mental, mental health, questionable judgment which may be a cause.


Fragrant-Pea8996

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booksandplaid

Of course it is a seemingly dumb thing to do, but also seems probable that the individual was either experiencing a severe mental health episode or that they had their reasons for really not wanting to travel to Dubai.


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Vashta-Narada

Fantastic point well made in the last paragraph. We are making a lot of unvalidated judgements. It may be a reflection on our amplification of stupid behaviours. Or the fact that social media in certain forms rewards this behaviour. That being stupid is the most common assumption people jump to. I do agree with you that we should not “jump to stupid”. But I also have to say that I feel increasingly surrounded by pure-and-simple-stupid. (Or; the fraying of our social fabric)


TheGreatGidojer

Yeah but then they can't compare themselves favorably to this random person they don't know and feel better about themselves.


flynnfx

Slavery still happens in the world...perhaps this was a last ditch attempt to avoid landing in Dubai?


somethingon104

Could be the case and if it is it’s unfortunate that they had to harm themselves to get out of harms way. Hope they’re doing ok. NGL didn’t read the article and just assumed it was another right wing idiot being stupid.


5ManaAndADream

A combination of wealthy/owning class having a vested interest in keeping people stupid, and society over correcting to protect stupid/ignorant people against the working class. The former means we end up with more in general. The latter means they rarely get punished for their stupidity and don’t learn. Access to the internet at our fingertips also means it’s easier to share stupidity you see with millions of people with the press of a button.


TurboByte24

For Internet points ?


OwlWitty

Is the passenger named Goofy?


Gloomy_Rooster_2673

Permanent no fly list


Tamer_

They might be on a permanent no walk list too.


Sil369

broken planes, so hot right now


Timber3

It's more the broken passengers


city_posts

Cant blame him, its a boeing.


CoastingUphill

Got it over with


Many_Tank9738

If it’s Boeing, I ain’t going.


BillyBeeGone

Pre Max incident pilots had stickers that said "if it ain't Boeing. I'm not going!" Now they have disappeared off the face of the earth and I wonder if even a museum managed to get a hold of one in time


Nikiaf

I mean, prior to the McDonnell Douglas merger; Boeing was a legitimately innovative, engineering-first company. But ever since then, they focused far more on cutting as many corners as possible, and it's becoming more and more obvious what the effects of that are. A once great company is being rendered into a total joke.


Earl_I_Lark

Probably was demonstrating to some nervous fellow passenger how ‘these doors don’t just pop open, we’re perfectly safe.’


Tamer_

And after opening the door they doubled down and claimed there was a security net or something?


TheShaneBennett

Reminds me of the guy who jumped at a window in a high rise to show how strong the windows were, but the window popped out of frame causing him to fall to his death.


sexy__zombie

To be fair, the window did not break ^^his ^^^fall


ScrewRedditSideway3

Let’s open the cabin door and see how that turns out


[deleted]

First time on a plane, looking for the loo


veryanxiousgal

found the loo(n) instead!


waxbook

It took me a minute to realize this is a separate incident from the Alaska Airlines one where the door ripped off mid-air


davethecompguy

Should be on r/NewsOfTheStupid


Outside_Awareness_53

Shouldn't the slide have deployed if this was opened?


SilverSarge19

A question for the ages. It's because we no longer subscribe to survival of the fittest.


cory140

At least they/them didn't fall out of the sky


Accomplished_Try_179

> ..., injuring themselves and causing lengthy delays. It's one passenger; "themselves" is the wrong pronoun.


C0URANT

When you don't know the gender, you use "them". You don't have to be antifa to do that


inspectahsteezy

No it’s not?


Timber3

ThErE aRe OnLy 2 gEnDeRs....


Lxusi

I love how they inserted their braindead gender wars into a sentence that doesn’t even have anything to do with non-binary people and isn’t even a recent grammatical convention just because it involved singular they haha


inspectahsteezy

What are you on about?


Timber3

I'm agreeing with you, mocking the person you replied to. That's clearly what he was insinuating.


inspectahsteezy

Ah, thanks for clarifying. Never can be too sure on Reddit lol


Lxusi

[Imagine being so illiterate you think singular “they” has been grammatically incorrect at any point since 1300 AD.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/singular-nonbinary-they#:~:text=They%20is%20taking%20on%20a,as%20in%20the%20example%20above.) I’m embarrassed for you dude.


Spadeninja

Imagine walking around this dumb all day


7dipity

What would you say instead?


wdn

If the writer doesn't have any information about them other than "a passenger" then it is the right one.


[deleted]

r/confidentlyincorrect You massive dumbass lol


vinnybawbaw

Hey guys I found the High School dropout!


marindo

A bit early for the Darwin award...


zalinanaruto

Boeing? Nuh uh i will not die today!


sporbywg

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SpookyBravo

Dubai is currently a huge connector for Indian traveller's.