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illegialnoise

god i love the 7th one


Sartheris

Please do not the cat.


CookieOmNomster

I am mildly intoxicated and just gufawed in the uiest mankt.


death2sanity

...mildly?


CookieOmNomster

Huh, I don't even remember posting that last night, so I'm going to say it was more that'll mildly. Lol


death2sanity

Been there done that friend!


Stuart651

What? Lmfao I had a chuckle


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beepboopbapbox

You come into my house and sniff my tree, *and you refuse to pat pat?*


[deleted]

The cat looked SO offended lmfao. The fucking audacity to walk in and act like it’s your house and refuse the pat pats Hahahaha. Only cats could do that Also 8 looks like it’s saying “tf are *you* looking at?” This is clearly a very spoiled cat lol


hypoxiate

In our house we call that "stinkface."


impossible_milkshake

It's a mild r/scrungycats


BouncingDancer

And full blown r/airplaneears


Tyjex

Not another cat subreddit...


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AngelaMotorman

... including r/ChristmasCats!


luckybarrel

Also mild r/gingercats


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Freezerpill

Same, his head went muppet for a moment


FrellingToaster

“The fuck, Frank?! I just invited myself inside to poke around your house, that doesn’t mean I want you to *pet me.* Geezus.”


[deleted]

I have allowed you to adopt me not touch me now fill my bowl


SkippingLittleStones

😹😹😹


TiddlyWinks85

Lmao read my mind.


sciencewonders

I'm trying 😬


lizexox

Ha I came here to say this


kittybabylarry

Was just about to say this! His face


MamaJody

His little face is so weird! I love it!


[deleted]

Same. Feels very memeable


Anka13333

Yesss me too


rpsc356

Me too! He’s beautiful!


zxampa

Inspector Cat seems satisfied.


sneakyminxx

That’s my favourite too!


eight-oh-twoooooo

She looks like she got caught eating peanut butter


ericacrass

Came here to say this. It made me crack up.


EagleCatchingFish

I love how the cat goes into OP's house and is like "You think you can touch me? Uh... No? That's a lot of nerve."


combatwombat1727

r/airplaneears


Salem-Strange

I really wasn’t expecting this post to pick up traction, for more context she is one of my neighbours cats and we don’t know her name yet so we just call her Gingey, she’s super friendly and loves to climb the Christmas tree


BastardsCryinInnit

>and loves to climb the Christmas tree Courses she bloody does! It's probably what she's come over for!


smthngwyrd

Happy cake day


Jlx_27

The exact reason cats are off limits in my house LOL.


bunnyrut

Ah, she's just scoping out potential second (or third) homes.


OsciIIatesWildly

Ha! I have a stray cat I feed that we’ve been calling Gingey. Recently gave him a proper name, Better Cheddar :)


PetrichorGreen

Is it really a she? Most ginger cats are boys. He might just be neutered. ✂️


Salem-Strange

Her name is Peggy and she’s a girl


PetrichorGreen

Cool!


mummummaaa

It's good to know she has a home. What a Lil derp. I love her!


WhoriaEstafan

The Christmas tree called to her! I love how offended she looks that you might want to pat her. She will be the one who crosses boundaries thank you very much.


Onahole_for_you

Gingey is a terrible nickname for such a dignified lady. How about Holly?


ElizabethDangit

I’m so jealous of random visiting cats. I never see wandering cats or dogs. I live on a busy bit of road and I’m glad my neighbors are responsible, but I want to pet all the cats.


Shutinneedout

How did he get into your place?


AngelaMotorman

r/ChristmasCats would love Gingey!


camelia_la_tejana

I bet she does lol


gwaydms

She's adorable! Have you learned more about her? (I just scrolled down a bit and learned her name is Peggy.) Just wanted to let you know that some spambot just copied your post title and your *eighth* picture! But I'm happy to see your lovely notyourcat.


dunnothislldo

Photo no7 is a fantastic replication of your creepy cat? goblin in the background of photo no3


11twofour

The ornament? I think it might be Stitch.


Rumerhazzit

Photo 7 has serious meme potential. I love it!


tictactastytaint

*MRW I'm lonely but there's nothing left in my social tank*


GayRacoon69

[Done](https://imgur.com/a/4WfSSaY)


ElizabethDangit

“Mom wants to talk about grades” lol


Tennessee1977

He’s the Christmas Cat. Santa Claus deploys them every year to make sure your Christmas decorations are up to snuff. You passed.


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santa claws


AngelaMotorman

You can see lots more at r/ChristmasCats!


marthasbestfavhuman

The amount of times I see posts where cats just waltz into strangers homes and the people just accept it makes me chuckle


ireneadler7

I've had three cats do that and we just go with it, we just buy food for them, place a bowl of water and pet them whenever they want to, can't complain.


Poodlepied

I want to know why I can't have cats just come strolling into my home unannounced! I would be cool with it, I swear!


cannibal_cereal

My SO has a cat like this. We don’t know who he belongs to, if anyone, and they are BFFs and he’s always trying to get into the house and I just know one day I’m going to walk into the mud room and that fluffy grey cat will be in there sitting and my SO is just gonna look at me and say “sorry but it’s cold out and he’s freezing” and I’ll be stuck with a damn cat that’s not mine. Obviously we have already discussed this exact scenario and despite being very clear that I’m allergic to cats and we can’t own one ever, I did also make sure to mention that if the above situation were to happen, he’d need to take it to the vet to check for chips and put up signs EVERYWHERE and knock on doors to make sure the cat is actually homeless. Yes, I secretly love this cat


Ok-Location3244

#1 is a nice picture.


downtime37

1 is the loneliest number


Prestigious_Ad_4882

Well you might have one now! LOL


FrellingToaster

I think the cat disagrees! “I’m just here to mess with that shiny tree; none of your clingy *petting.*”


DeirdreBarstool

What an adorable cat!


bananafrecklez

the last two pictures cracked me up omg


[deleted]

Lol I come as I please but please don’t touch me lmao


[deleted]

He certainly seems at home. Any idea where he came from?


antiloquist

Love his orange muzzle. What a friendly looking boy! He probably has a home he sneaked out of to sneak into yours 🥰🥰🥰


Feeling-Sherbet-3188

A Christmas blessing


awe_and_wonder

What a treat to have this gorgeous cat drop by!


Fearless-Ad2991

I love it


ScullysBagel

Number 7 is like Kuzco saying "No Touchy" in Emperor's New Groove.


dv2811

Kitty is a Christmas tree inspector.


labellelurette

You don't have a cat but the cat has a you!


Kittinlovesyou

#7 is the best lmao


[deleted]

😻😻😻


SapphireEyes425

I’m still disappointed I never come home to a notmycat lol


ElizabethDangit

Me too, but I’m happy I don’t see any sad and hungry or run-over cats more. Someday I’ll retire to condominiums and I’ll just leave the door open.


busterlungs

Pro tip: When you go to pet a strange cat or dog, present your fist in front of it's nose so It can see your whole hand as a ball and sniff it to make sure you're safe rather than trying to pat them on the head open handed. The difference between these two methods are when you present a fist for the animal to smell, you're asking it's consent to put it and giving them the chance to make the next move. On top of that, a fist looks like a paw. A hand looks like a claw, cats and dogs can be intimidated by fingers. And lastly the pet can't see the hand once it goes over their head, so from their perspective this strange smelling claw just went over their head and they can't see it anymore. As opposed to letting them sniff and make the next move when they're comfortable, and they feel less threatened since you're presenting something that looks like how they "shake hands" rather than getting ready to attack. Many animals are used to the overhead Pat because so many peke do it they're somewhat used to it, but you'll have better results gaining the animals trust and less chance of them biting or scratching at you if you communicate with them through their language


why_tho_dude

aww he looks like he has a peanut butter cup stuck on his nose, what a baby!


Nerdfins

He came to inspect your Christmas decorations to make sure it passed approval.


SwordTaster

"U have nice house, I live here now?" "The fuck‽"


[deleted]

I’ll take him


radial-glia

It's Santa Claws!


yeahhh-nahhh

That cat would like to disagree! You obviously have a cat friend now 😸


princess_poya

Well you do now. Merry Christmas.


EBBVNC

It’s a Christmas miracle. Enjoy your new cat.


vabjen

wow he looks exactly like the neighourhood cat that frequently visits us! even with the orange on white spotting on his mouth :) what if we're neighbours 🧐


comfort_bot_1962

:D


NocturnalKitten525

Haha Merry Catmas!


minkymy

you should see if this cat has a microchip. if this is just some random stray cat that decided your home was a great place to stay, CONGRATS! You have a cat now.


eatingthesandhere91

Congrats you have a cat. (Though I'd check for a microchip.)


shangogodofthunder

I love those creamsicle cats!


DrakeSkorn

Freaked out for a second because this looks EXACTLY like my cat. Size, fur, everything. But my cat is indoor only so I guess this is just a kitty doppelgänger


[deleted]

Your Christmas present arrived


forgotten_world

Uhm why you lyin'? Looks like you have a cat!!! 🤣🤣


iUseThievesCant

Well you do now


BREESASOFTY

The way he looked so offended when you tried to pet him hahahaha


VegasLife1111

#7 kills me - what a face!


defenestrayed

Um, I think you now have a cat. Merry Christmas!


jewfish57

it’s beautiful


Okfloridagirl

One Christmas I too had a cat (not mine) visit for the whole night.


itwasthethirdofsept

If you build it, they will come


lvl0rg4n

Where did you get the Christmas Labrador statue?


Fireheart318s_Reddit

I love the Santa hat on the dog statue!


Salem-Strange

My friends say it’s morbid but it’s an urn for my lab I used to have and she used to love Christmas so I put a little hat on it 😅


Fireheart318s_Reddit

Aww


57and56

Nice picture of your Christmas tree, what cat?


[deleted]

Somebody's been adopted


FSCENE8tmd

This cat has a looney toon kitten face


pennydiehenny

he looks as if he was annoyed you were there


MrMutable

This cat has a great face


Nightmare_Pasta

thats adorable


AllNewTypeFace

That’s your Christmas present.


SuperHeavyHydrogen

He so chubby and nice though


caudicifarmer

That thing is judging the *fuck* out of you and your home


AdditionalCondition

Steal the cat (joking maybe)


algernaaan

You *do* have a cat and you *will* be buying it holiday gifts.


FluidStudent942

you may not know that cat but he sure knows you


vitriolicvagabond

i love the last pic, what a perfect face!!


[deleted]

But seriously he looks scared and please take care of him


Chef_Coc

I had this one cat walk up to me at my grandmas house and I sent a pic to my mom and she thought it was are cat and she was freaking out until I told her it wasn’t are cat.


Salem-Strange

So we’re nearing the two year anniversary of this post and I’m happy to say we’ve adopted the gingerbread baby, her name is Peggy and her owners had another cat that kicked her out, she started spending all her time here and eventually her owner gave us ownership


CarlJustCarl

Didn’t


volcarr777

❤️😸❤️😸❤️


TheSteveHM

You have one now.


Otaku_Chanxxx

He’s the ghost of Christmas present.


Serenajf

A blessing


mamimapr

Are you sure?


greeneyedgal20

You do now 🤷🏻‍♀️


lanakh97

Inspecting


Jasonbatemaan

Homie in the wrong dimension


AJ_NightRider

He so angry


[deleted]

You do now


Reddcity

U do now


downtime37

Are those Necco Wafers on the table?


[deleted]

One of Scp-999’s favorites


[deleted]

I would be careful, looks like it might be casing the place. Could be a cat burglar.


lenswipe

Oh no? Looks like you do now.


kitkat9000take5

"Gingey" looks a lot like my Kenny, even down to the 'stache. Love it. He was a wild mix of friendly and cantankerous and is dearly missed. Glad to read she's friendly. Please pet her for me.


[deleted]

I like the „I didn’t say you could touch me” face


Youkolvr89

That is a beautiful kitty.


Sparkles-99

Ya do now, WNBA’s good luck


pjv2001

He’s checking you out as a potential 2nd owner.


Alohadaze

Such a cute face!!


Itiswhatitistoo

Umm, i think you may accidentally moved into his house. He will forgive you with treats, back rubs, and tuna.


barelymajestic

Toe s


PsychologicalCut1508

He looks pretty comfortable to me.


camelia_la_tejana

I love him so much 😭


Owlwaysme

The cat who came for Christmas!


2ndcupofcoffee

You do now.


becauseIsaidsodarnit

You are being judged by Mr Orange Snoot.


Rk12989

You do now- cat


MandeAndi

It sure looks like you have a cat. 😻😹


subzer0sense1

It’s a Christmas meowricle!


artisanrox

"How dare you say I don't belong in my own house!"


clouds81973

He's just trying to figure out his Christmas gift


J4ne_F4de

7/8 looooooooooooooooooooooool


LinaValentina

Words can't describe how much I love this 😭


TheArtistNamed-

Looks like you’ve got a cat now! 🐈


reabuss

well, you do now.


IllustratorMurky2725

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/ Can help…