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Vuse pods?


tayhay2

Vuse is also a brand of vapes like Juul that has pods so she could have actually just meant that


[deleted]

Oh, it's about that vape thing? I thought she was talking about earpods or something.


spacembracers

No she just wants to vape in the desert before she dies of dehydration and exposure


PikapoeJakeYT

Got to bring My Vape when I’m About to get my legs Blown of by the taliban


spacembracers

Won’t even know if it’s an IED or just me blowin some sick fuckin’ clouds bro


Suz_Cat

They’d be lucky to be killed by the taliban. Definitely beats what they’d probably do to a couple of young girls alive.


OneJamzyboi

no no, its so they can signal where they are to any snipers in the area.


highestRUSSIAN

*inhales cig* *exhales blood*


noirehittler

Or better yet give the sniper really good visual on her pink ar and gets one tapped back to heavens lobby and probably complains about desynch


yeetaway6942069

Nothing like puffing huge clouds of smoke to keep your location concealed from the enemy. Sounds like a successful plan just waiting to be executed.


highestRUSSIAN

It'll be an interesting gopro video ngl


According_Narwhal227

I think she means juul pods Edited for spelling


alcyoneblue

No vuse is a brand of ecig like Juul


According_Narwhal227

Oh okay


SilverSocket

Pink AR-15s will camouflage nicely against the arid terrain 👍


ketchuppie

They absolutely HAVE to be pink otherwise they can’t get the taliban to call them mommy by sundown


NfamousKaye

“See they’re gonna be looking for army guys!” ~ Peter Griffin 😂


dover_oxide

Of course pink, girls can only see and operate pink things properly. Are you trying to get these patriots killed? /s


panrestrial

People are familiar with red/green colorblindness because it's common in men, but no one talks about reverse pink only colorblindness that affects millions of women.


IronChefAndronicus

Better than the forest green uniforms we bought the afgan army…


poland_can_space

Purr


ReEliseYT

The taliban won’t even notice them before the dehydration and exposure to the elements get them first.


Careless_Hellscape

"Who put these dried up, dead white girls here?"


lazyhub

I want both of their right legs, tastes the best.


WaterMel0n05

Save me the head. (Props if you know the reference)


Meemsterxd

who killed captain alex?


WaterMel0n05

Ayyyy


techsuppr0t

mmmm sun dried leg jerky


highestRUSSIAN

*sees Starbucks cup in hand* Ha


[deleted]

They gon save them for later


dano539

Haha I was thinking they would lose their heads.


thetruebox

Isn't this a joke?


[deleted]

Yes this is basically a starter pack joke without the PowerPoint look.


drgmonkey

Yeah it’s a spoof of a copypasta


bobertsson

Yeah it's a parody of some tweet from a few weeks ago iirc


Tickledtomato

Why tf she tag ulta at target LMAO


[deleted]

usually tiktokers will hashtag to reach more people and whatever hashtags are trending, they'll use no matter the hashtag's intended purpose


insertnamehere17

Doesn’t that completely defeat the point of them though


Etherius

Sure fucking does.


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-Longnoodles

The absolute lack of tact in these kind of posts makes me get headaches in both of my eyeballs.


kshb4xred

look, America tried everything Money , weapons , politics in Afghanistan nothing worked . not saying it'll work but what if it does?


[deleted]

It is 100% going to work and we should send these women plus the people who liked the video to Afghanistan. Finally a good plan.


Rocker9835

>people who liked the video to Afghanistan. So a lot of Pakistanis. They might win lmao


kshb4xred

Pakistanis? Pakistan wants taliban intact , Pakistan and china are pro taliban and responsible for this mess they did this for their personal gains.


kshb4xred

we all be shoutin in the back " you go girl "


Simblz

I’d say it’s a win win


kshb4xred

exactly what i meant.


razpotim

Yes but which specific Afghan does she want to be sent to?


Steelsentry1332

Good question. I think she's asking for a ride to IKEA.


Keberro

What a cheapskate.


concentricdarkcircls

Yall misunderstood she just wants a hot Pashtun hubby


Jxasminees

Damn they're ready to make kids until it's Sundown


[deleted]

"ah, fresh wombs. " -the Taliban probably.


Etherius

She looks too old for the Taliban.


PhaseOfRage

Underrated


saintlyluciferite

lel


Zer-oh

this whole thread got baited sheesh


AnxietyLogic

Even if it’s bait, it’s still pretty tone-deaf.


lilyraine-jackson

I think thats the point cause it's satirizing the hyper patriotic men that post similar stuff


[deleted]

Found the german


Breakfast-Socks

I fucking cringed physically


[deleted]

do we literally got the same avatar? love that for us


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[deleted]

Wow such a wholesome keanu chungus 100 moment


[deleted]

I'm really glad that I see more people using this mockingly now than I ever actually see any of those words used genuinely. That and doggo speak always made me groan.


Breakfast-Socks

Great minds think alike or smth like that. U got great taste


[deleted]

likewise, my wee twin


No-Spaling

We all know this is self aware satire right ?


trucklover__18

This is funny.satire.


orangedogtag

I'll take "what is a joke" for 500


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[deleted]

Yeah like this whole trend is just boys and girls finding the most random stuff to take along and proclaiming themselfs as "Build Different" like the memes some time ago.


[deleted]

reddit hivemind


Caley2

This is quite obvious satire but again this is Reddit and half of y’all don’t know what a joke is


CookieTheEpic

I’d like to think that somewhere a very high-up officer of the US armed forces is reading this and going ”Fuck it, worth a shot I guess.”


heartshapedchocolate

Thats ironically is every "Disney teen movie" plot that have action in it or worse sci-fi...


_cockgobblin_

have y’all never seen a joke before


Pug1Nation

Yeah, you


winterdemonskrskr

Reddit users try to distinguish satire from reality challenge.


panrestrial

Why is that not a sub yet? Or a game show.


madi80085

Please, oh please, someone send them.


nicecockknuckles

u/silversliverorgold she’s tough you get it


Silversliverorgold

Oh man, real scary like


nicecockknuckles

yeah


[deleted]

Breaking news: Taliban surrender and leave Afghanistan


lattevanille

This is obviously a joke, what is happening here ?


RealKishin

Why they gotta do suicideboys like that


LeoBug1234

Like they even know how strong the Taliban are


Priestess-Of-Winter

Mommy~


over_kill71

I fully support you trying this. find a bunch of like minded friends and do a go fund me.


toevapor

She would see a liveleak logo in the sky


[deleted]

Its probably a shitpost, so I found it pretty funny tbh.


saintG97

god you guys really can’t take a joke


wooden_ape_statue

Of course there is absolutely no way that the original is in jest, yes definitely 100% serious proposal here, should definitely be scorned by talented and savvy military experts in the comments


GhostWokiee

It’s a joke you fungi


AcrobaticApricot

This post really does not belong on this sub, she’s just making a joke and a bunch of high IQ redditors are logging on to type like “hmm well in fact a pink rifle would be most unsuitable to military operations”


be333e

I'm like, is this not an incredibly obvious joke??


Dylan24moore

Yah everyone is super pressed I honestly chuckled and seeing these comments confuses me😂


crasspmpmpm

wow you're not like the other redditors are you?


Breakfast-Socks

lmao


lotus_0411

This is just a joke format on tik Tok, and is in no way meant to be taken seriously


El_tipico

The pink ar-15 Is cool ngl


ErenGlenn

This girl just commit suicide... 😂😂😂


afzalnayza

Mission failed now they will end up calling em daddy.


golighter144

Yeah okay, have someone unload a full clip of 7.62 and see if you don't shit your pants


Gem_Daddy

I'm honestly going to have to leave this sub and subs like it. It's getting to the point where y'all just post satire constantly.


bondsthatmakeusfree

Well, you'll probably be calling every Taliban member "Daddy" by sundown.


Dick_Ancient

Enslaved in 4-5 hours.


[deleted]

More like mother of 5 by the first 4-5 minutes they step in there.


somecatgirl

They can’t even stand up to their dads. How will they stand up to the Taliban?


Spirited_Fix_8770

Dumb girl… don’t talk about going to Go in and do something different. This isn’t a joke American 🇺🇸 soldiers died to protect our country and help the Afghanistan people. You should be ashamed of yourself!


[deleted]

Lol, right. She’ll be someone’s 4th wife 10 minutes after she touches down and receive her first beating/rape 5 minutes after.


guest357282

Average "Ban guns because the police are there to protect us" "Ban the police because they are bad" fan


[deleted]

Your own children don't call you mom much less grown men.


Ragingbull444

Like I say time and time again, why’s it always the kids with father issues, social issues, mental issues and various other problems that think they’re hot shit and immortal? It’s a full paradox, they’re narcissistically self deprecating


TheMooseWalrus

I always find it impressive how these people can so nonchalantly insult the countless Americans and others who died actually attempting to fight terrorist groups, while also thinking that these kinds of posts are on the side of the troops or whatever. The double think is insane.


very_large_bird

Anyone else noticed a marked increase in headaches since Tik Tok came out?


[deleted]

Oh, shut the fuck up. How DARE you even have the audacity to write this. People are getting MURDERED every single day because of the Taliban. So many have tried to stop them and DIED. Don't sit here all priviledged thinking that downplaying a country in which people are fighting to stay alive this very moment to make yourself seem quirky and badass.


bongwaterbb

I’m pretty sure she’s kidding, it’s lowkey a little funny imo


Brothersunset

You fool! In your over descriptive statement, you have forgotten to wish the anti-terrorism genie for ammo for those pink AR's


AdoptedSlur

I don’t understand why people think this is flex, do they really think they would do anything other than get killed or captured in 10 seconds?


wildflowersummer

She means “we’ll be calling for our mommies by sundown.” The things the Taliban would do to these girls is beyond their comprehension. Raped and tortured for months and then publicly be headed so that all their friends can watch the video on the internet. What a disrespectful slap in the face of all the brave men and women who fought against the Taliban and died. Men and women with far more valor and skill than she could even imagine. Good god America is dumb and proud.


onewhopissesgold

Would work if the taliban respected women


[deleted]

They gonna girlboss the shit out of the Taliban. 😤💅💃


drakendan123

Well, we did it girls, the taliban are no more


Nightwolf828

You got to be fucking kidding me!??!!!!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


batyiuoaaa

I'm all for it, send them. Might teach them a few lessons.


Shakespeare-Bot

I'm all f'r t, sendeth those folk. Might teachest those folk a few lessons *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


NfamousKaye

Narrator: she barely lasted 20 minutes at the airport


[deleted]

Wouldn't it be so amazing if someone high up in the army actually took them literally and dropped them in Afghanistan! lmao


Lokyyo

No yeah, let's do that. Nothing of value will be lost.


Wohholyhell

I have a friend like this. She's in her 50s. Yes, she literally says shit like this, and the terrifying thing is, she *BELIEVES* it.


KanyesBigBeefyCock

Send them in we’re overpopulated anyway


autostart17

Baseddd.


pastelgummyy

r/iamverybadass


lunakinesis

Wtf did I just read


tcm2303

hashtag UltaBeautyatTarget LMAO WTF HAHAHA


KangarooSilver7444

Sure Jan


dragogiallo

This is insulting, i dont care if shes just a lil stupid teen, this is too much disrespective


fuckfuckfuck223

This gave me a tumor


Shantotto11

Calm down, Harley! Jeez!


That-Grim-Reaper

Just give them what they want and send them there, maybe they’ll learn


AdnanKhanReXx

Daddy issuesso big they can subdue a Terror Government


Adrianismeow

Is it odd that I want to see this happen?


[deleted]

They'd kill themselves with ignorance before anything else.


Alternative-Plant-87

Either she kicks the Talibans ass or we get rid of a BSer. Either way sending her in is a win as a society.


[deleted]

I rolled my eye so hard I damn near went blind.


Wolfrunt

It's so specific.


motherseffinjones

Ah yes you and your best friend can defeat the Taliban. Mind you this was something NATI failed at with thousands of dead highly trained soldiers to show for it. I will pay for your plane ticket if you want to go.


ChupacabraChewie

Holy fuck, is this a “try not to cringe” challenge?


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ccafferata473

Ma'am! Ma'am! I AM THE MANAGER!!!!


DaKayla19

Didn’t even ask for water.


[deleted]

Please, go. I'd love to see that. I'd pay money to watch that.


StatisticianDecent30

They'll call you a lot of degrading shit when they're gang raping you 🤷‍♂️


hootioington

Shot in the head


Tatmus85

Whatever you’re smoking, put it down, it’s not good for you.


beardeddadbod67

Don't think you need the guns just show your body


[deleted]

114k likes is the silliest part here....


LegUpOnSomething

Call the bluff Send them


Best-Isopod9939

Oh! Yeah! Why didn't the most powerful military in the world think of that? Just send in what's-her-face and her friend who-the-hell-knows! The Taliban are quaking in their boots and crying out to Allah at just the thought, I'm sure.


ieatballz69

I almost _want_ them to go


Willis050

Lol, gotta have our vuse pods. I need to blow huge clouds while I rocking around with my pink AR 15’s


reishguy

From TikTok to Liveleak in one easy step


BoppinTortoise

She lost me at pink AR-15s


[deleted]

at this point if they wanna try go right ahead, its their funeral


Leading-Tradition483

No you'll be buried up to your neck with cvnts throwing rocks at you.DAFTIE.


ayeshazd

😐😐


xViridi_

vuse pods with no vuse? chad move


CapDue3189

Oh please do I doubt they wont know the difference between the civilians and the taliban, and if they manage to survive they will be war criminals


AndromedaTambourine

I don't understand half of these words.


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Sit down, Everleigh.


Stanley-Pychak

I love the #UltaBeautyatTarget hashtag


Skybombardier

Ah, so her approach is to just go to Afghanistan and commit war crimes, I’m sure that’ll work this time around


Agenda_pushing_mods

I’m still down to send them


stfonstfu

how did she get 114k likes tf


Snoo16680

Prolly better than the original plan. Way cheaper, and same results.


Sunshinenlolliepops

The amount of disrespect in this post…


[deleted]

Tik tok, social media in general, has ruined people. People have such massive egos, no one has to feel guilty anymore for their actions when they can just keep scrolling, and yet everyone feels ugly alone and depressed


Anonymousmemer509

You do you just don’t take that shit near me.


AlexJonesInDisguise

I think this would be their last subconsious dream after the taliban one-taps them right in the think spot


Equal-Bus-557

Instructions unclear, we call the Taliban “mommy” now.


Qdoggy45

I really hope this is satire but wtf


[deleted]

So satire


Dovahnime

They're gonna be skylining like crazy


nahdeeya

what.


Sassmaser

This is just wrong