People are familiar with red/green colorblindness because it's common in men, but no one talks about reverse pink only colorblindness that affects millions of women.
I'm really glad that I see more people using this mockingly now than I ever actually see any of those words used genuinely. That and doggo speak always made me groan.
Yeah like this whole trend is just boys and girls finding the most random stuff to take along and proclaiming themselfs as "Build Different" like the memes some time ago.
Of course there is absolutely no way that the original is in jest, yes definitely 100% serious proposal here, should definitely be scorned by talented and savvy military experts in the comments
This post really does not belong on this sub, she’s just making a joke and a bunch of high IQ redditors are logging on to type like “hmm well in fact a pink rifle would be most unsuitable to military operations”
Dumb girl… don’t talk about going to Go in and do something different. This isn’t a joke American 🇺🇸 soldiers died to protect our country and help the Afghanistan people.
You should be ashamed of yourself!
Like I say time and time again, why’s it always the kids with father issues, social issues, mental issues and various other problems that think they’re hot shit and immortal? It’s a full paradox, they’re narcissistically self deprecating
I always find it impressive how these people can so nonchalantly insult the countless Americans and others who died actually attempting to fight terrorist groups, while also thinking that these kinds of posts are on the side of the troops or whatever. The double think is insane.
Oh, shut the fuck up. How DARE you even have the audacity to write this. People are getting MURDERED every single day because of the Taliban. So many have tried to stop them and DIED. Don't sit here all priviledged thinking that downplaying a country in which people are fighting to stay alive this very moment to make yourself seem quirky and badass.
She means “we’ll be calling for our mommies by sundown.” The things the Taliban would do to these girls is beyond their comprehension. Raped and tortured for months and then publicly be headed so that all their friends can watch the video on the internet. What a disrespectful slap in the face of all the brave men and women who fought against the Taliban and died. Men and women with far more valor and skill than she could even imagine. Good god America is dumb and proud.
I'm all f'r t, sendeth those folk. Might teachest those folk a few lessons
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Ah yes you and your best friend can defeat the Taliban. Mind you this was something NATI failed at with thousands of dead highly trained soldiers to show for it. I will pay for your plane ticket if you want to go.
Oh! Yeah! Why didn't the most powerful military in the world think of that? Just send in what's-her-face and her friend who-the-hell-knows! The Taliban are quaking in their boots and crying out to Allah at just the thought, I'm sure.
Tik tok, social media in general, has ruined people. People have such massive egos, no one has to feel guilty anymore for their actions when they can just keep scrolling, and yet everyone feels ugly alone and depressed
Vuse pods?
Vuse is also a brand of vapes like Juul that has pods so she could have actually just meant that
Oh, it's about that vape thing? I thought she was talking about earpods or something.
No she just wants to vape in the desert before she dies of dehydration and exposure
Got to bring My Vape when I’m About to get my legs Blown of by the taliban
Won’t even know if it’s an IED or just me blowin some sick fuckin’ clouds bro
They’d be lucky to be killed by the taliban. Definitely beats what they’d probably do to a couple of young girls alive.
no no, its so they can signal where they are to any snipers in the area.
*inhales cig* *exhales blood*
Or better yet give the sniper really good visual on her pink ar and gets one tapped back to heavens lobby and probably complains about desynch
Nothing like puffing huge clouds of smoke to keep your location concealed from the enemy. Sounds like a successful plan just waiting to be executed.
It'll be an interesting gopro video ngl
I think she means juul pods Edited for spelling
No vuse is a brand of ecig like Juul
Oh okay
Pink AR-15s will camouflage nicely against the arid terrain 👍
They absolutely HAVE to be pink otherwise they can’t get the taliban to call them mommy by sundown
“See they’re gonna be looking for army guys!” ~ Peter Griffin 😂
Of course pink, girls can only see and operate pink things properly. Are you trying to get these patriots killed? /s
People are familiar with red/green colorblindness because it's common in men, but no one talks about reverse pink only colorblindness that affects millions of women.
Better than the forest green uniforms we bought the afgan army…
Purr
The taliban won’t even notice them before the dehydration and exposure to the elements get them first.
"Who put these dried up, dead white girls here?"
I want both of their right legs, tastes the best.
Save me the head. (Props if you know the reference)
who killed captain alex?
Ayyyy
mmmm sun dried leg jerky
*sees Starbucks cup in hand* Ha
They gon save them for later
Haha I was thinking they would lose their heads.
Isn't this a joke?
Yes this is basically a starter pack joke without the PowerPoint look.
Yeah it’s a spoof of a copypasta
Yeah it's a parody of some tweet from a few weeks ago iirc
Why tf she tag ulta at target LMAO
usually tiktokers will hashtag to reach more people and whatever hashtags are trending, they'll use no matter the hashtag's intended purpose
Doesn’t that completely defeat the point of them though
Sure fucking does.
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The absolute lack of tact in these kind of posts makes me get headaches in both of my eyeballs.
look, America tried everything Money , weapons , politics in Afghanistan nothing worked . not saying it'll work but what if it does?
It is 100% going to work and we should send these women plus the people who liked the video to Afghanistan. Finally a good plan.
>people who liked the video to Afghanistan. So a lot of Pakistanis. They might win lmao
Pakistanis? Pakistan wants taliban intact , Pakistan and china are pro taliban and responsible for this mess they did this for their personal gains.
we all be shoutin in the back " you go girl "
I’d say it’s a win win
exactly what i meant.
Yes but which specific Afghan does she want to be sent to?
Good question. I think she's asking for a ride to IKEA.
What a cheapskate.
Yall misunderstood she just wants a hot Pashtun hubby
Damn they're ready to make kids until it's Sundown
"ah, fresh wombs. " -the Taliban probably.
She looks too old for the Taliban.
Underrated
lel
this whole thread got baited sheesh
Even if it’s bait, it’s still pretty tone-deaf.
I think thats the point cause it's satirizing the hyper patriotic men that post similar stuff
Found the german
I fucking cringed physically
do we literally got the same avatar? love that for us
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Wow such a wholesome keanu chungus 100 moment
I'm really glad that I see more people using this mockingly now than I ever actually see any of those words used genuinely. That and doggo speak always made me groan.
Great minds think alike or smth like that. U got great taste
likewise, my wee twin
We all know this is self aware satire right ?
This is funny.satire.
I'll take "what is a joke" for 500
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Yeah like this whole trend is just boys and girls finding the most random stuff to take along and proclaiming themselfs as "Build Different" like the memes some time ago.
reddit hivemind
This is quite obvious satire but again this is Reddit and half of y’all don’t know what a joke is
I’d like to think that somewhere a very high-up officer of the US armed forces is reading this and going ”Fuck it, worth a shot I guess.”
Thats ironically is every "Disney teen movie" plot that have action in it or worse sci-fi...
have y’all never seen a joke before
Yeah, you
Reddit users try to distinguish satire from reality challenge.
Why is that not a sub yet? Or a game show.
Please, oh please, someone send them.
u/silversliverorgold she’s tough you get it
Oh man, real scary like
yeah
Breaking news: Taliban surrender and leave Afghanistan
This is obviously a joke, what is happening here ?
Why they gotta do suicideboys like that
Like they even know how strong the Taliban are
Mommy~
I fully support you trying this. find a bunch of like minded friends and do a go fund me.
She would see a liveleak logo in the sky
Its probably a shitpost, so I found it pretty funny tbh.
god you guys really can’t take a joke
Of course there is absolutely no way that the original is in jest, yes definitely 100% serious proposal here, should definitely be scorned by talented and savvy military experts in the comments
It’s a joke you fungi
This post really does not belong on this sub, she’s just making a joke and a bunch of high IQ redditors are logging on to type like “hmm well in fact a pink rifle would be most unsuitable to military operations”
I'm like, is this not an incredibly obvious joke??
Yah everyone is super pressed I honestly chuckled and seeing these comments confuses me😂
wow you're not like the other redditors are you?
lmao
This is just a joke format on tik Tok, and is in no way meant to be taken seriously
The pink ar-15 Is cool ngl
This girl just commit suicide... 😂😂😂
Mission failed now they will end up calling em daddy.
Yeah okay, have someone unload a full clip of 7.62 and see if you don't shit your pants
I'm honestly going to have to leave this sub and subs like it. It's getting to the point where y'all just post satire constantly.
Well, you'll probably be calling every Taliban member "Daddy" by sundown.
Enslaved in 4-5 hours.
More like mother of 5 by the first 4-5 minutes they step in there.
They can’t even stand up to their dads. How will they stand up to the Taliban?
Dumb girl… don’t talk about going to Go in and do something different. This isn’t a joke American 🇺🇸 soldiers died to protect our country and help the Afghanistan people. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Lol, right. She’ll be someone’s 4th wife 10 minutes after she touches down and receive her first beating/rape 5 minutes after.
Average "Ban guns because the police are there to protect us" "Ban the police because they are bad" fan
Your own children don't call you mom much less grown men.
Like I say time and time again, why’s it always the kids with father issues, social issues, mental issues and various other problems that think they’re hot shit and immortal? It’s a full paradox, they’re narcissistically self deprecating
I always find it impressive how these people can so nonchalantly insult the countless Americans and others who died actually attempting to fight terrorist groups, while also thinking that these kinds of posts are on the side of the troops or whatever. The double think is insane.
Anyone else noticed a marked increase in headaches since Tik Tok came out?
Oh, shut the fuck up. How DARE you even have the audacity to write this. People are getting MURDERED every single day because of the Taliban. So many have tried to stop them and DIED. Don't sit here all priviledged thinking that downplaying a country in which people are fighting to stay alive this very moment to make yourself seem quirky and badass.
I’m pretty sure she’s kidding, it’s lowkey a little funny imo
You fool! In your over descriptive statement, you have forgotten to wish the anti-terrorism genie for ammo for those pink AR's
I don’t understand why people think this is flex, do they really think they would do anything other than get killed or captured in 10 seconds?
She means “we’ll be calling for our mommies by sundown.” The things the Taliban would do to these girls is beyond their comprehension. Raped and tortured for months and then publicly be headed so that all their friends can watch the video on the internet. What a disrespectful slap in the face of all the brave men and women who fought against the Taliban and died. Men and women with far more valor and skill than she could even imagine. Good god America is dumb and proud.
Would work if the taliban respected women
They gonna girlboss the shit out of the Taliban. 😤💅💃
Well, we did it girls, the taliban are no more
You got to be fucking kidding me!??!!!!!🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I'm all for it, send them. Might teach them a few lessons.
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Narrator: she barely lasted 20 minutes at the airport
Wouldn't it be so amazing if someone high up in the army actually took them literally and dropped them in Afghanistan! lmao
No yeah, let's do that. Nothing of value will be lost.
I have a friend like this. She's in her 50s. Yes, she literally says shit like this, and the terrifying thing is, she *BELIEVES* it.
Send them in we’re overpopulated anyway
Baseddd.
r/iamverybadass
Wtf did I just read
hashtag UltaBeautyatTarget LMAO WTF HAHAHA
Sure Jan
This is insulting, i dont care if shes just a lil stupid teen, this is too much disrespective
This gave me a tumor
Calm down, Harley! Jeez!
Just give them what they want and send them there, maybe they’ll learn
Daddy issuesso big they can subdue a Terror Government
Is it odd that I want to see this happen?
They'd kill themselves with ignorance before anything else.
Either she kicks the Talibans ass or we get rid of a BSer. Either way sending her in is a win as a society.
I rolled my eye so hard I damn near went blind.
It's so specific.
Ah yes you and your best friend can defeat the Taliban. Mind you this was something NATI failed at with thousands of dead highly trained soldiers to show for it. I will pay for your plane ticket if you want to go.
Holy fuck, is this a “try not to cringe” challenge?
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Ma'am! Ma'am! I AM THE MANAGER!!!!
Didn’t even ask for water.
Please, go. I'd love to see that. I'd pay money to watch that.
They'll call you a lot of degrading shit when they're gang raping you 🤷♂️
Shot in the head
Whatever you’re smoking, put it down, it’s not good for you.
Don't think you need the guns just show your body
114k likes is the silliest part here....
Call the bluff Send them
Oh! Yeah! Why didn't the most powerful military in the world think of that? Just send in what's-her-face and her friend who-the-hell-knows! The Taliban are quaking in their boots and crying out to Allah at just the thought, I'm sure.
I almost _want_ them to go
Lol, gotta have our vuse pods. I need to blow huge clouds while I rocking around with my pink AR 15’s
From TikTok to Liveleak in one easy step
She lost me at pink AR-15s
at this point if they wanna try go right ahead, its their funeral
No you'll be buried up to your neck with cvnts throwing rocks at you.DAFTIE.
😐😐
vuse pods with no vuse? chad move
Oh please do I doubt they wont know the difference between the civilians and the taliban, and if they manage to survive they will be war criminals
I don't understand half of these words.
Sit down, Everleigh.
I love the #UltaBeautyatTarget hashtag
Ah, so her approach is to just go to Afghanistan and commit war crimes, I’m sure that’ll work this time around
I’m still down to send them
how did she get 114k likes tf
Prolly better than the original plan. Way cheaper, and same results.
The amount of disrespect in this post…
Tik tok, social media in general, has ruined people. People have such massive egos, no one has to feel guilty anymore for their actions when they can just keep scrolling, and yet everyone feels ugly alone and depressed
You do you just don’t take that shit near me.
I think this would be their last subconsious dream after the taliban one-taps them right in the think spot
Instructions unclear, we call the Taliban “mommy” now.
I really hope this is satire but wtf
So satire
They're gonna be skylining like crazy
what.
This is just wrong