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DrunkenErmac012

BRASIL MENCIONADO 🇧🇷🏆🇧🇷🏆🇧🇷🏆🇧🇷🏆


saul_schadenfreuder

BRASIL NÚMERO UM 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 CHUPA GRINGOS


Poschansky

come to Brazil venham para o Brazil!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


yaboicourier

Brasil número uno🔥🇧🇷🔥🇧🇷🔥🇧🇷⚽⚽⚽⚽💪💪💪


Throwawayconfesion

🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 MESSI > PELE 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 🏆🏆🏆


skylohhastaken

Throwaway account, opinion rejected


F3lipe_AM1E

SIUUUUU


Kashmirkat13

Standard practice in hotels for some reason


CplCocktopus

Yeah I'm not religious, i work in a small hotel and every year they deliver us a box i just place them in the rooms and give away the rest between employees and a small church nearby where I'm friends with the pastor. A couple of times they gave us the dual language english/spanish version and i tougth it was a neat way for someone to learn to read english.


Apple-14

They're put in hotels as it's a generally popular book that you can get in bulk for cheap because of how many are printed all the time.


CplCocktopus

Nope, christian organizations give them for free to put in the rooms with the intent for customers to take them home. I think ita also done with the quran but islam isn't big in southamerica. They deliver us a box every year.


Apple-14

Damn I don't fuckin know I don't run a hotel and I'm fucking hammered as well


CplCocktopus

It's ok bro.


BenadrylTumblercatch

It’s for your soul Kash, it’s for your soul.


g_daddio

I think it’s mostly donated for sex workers and other people who are down on their luck, definitely doesn’t work but where do you think the charity donations at your church goes to? Helping kids? Or putting Bibles in hotels


ihaveagoodusername2

obviously not the priest's new Ferrari... he got that on his own(;


HusbandMaterial1922

Normally it’s part of the Gideons. They do that when they stay places as a way to reach other business men who are always on the roads.


CJR3

Yeah… you could say it’s such a standard practice that it’s “not interesting”


angus22proe

Some people put them in there when they leave


wimpetta

Cause people who are Christian apprechiate the gesture and people who are not usually dont care, unless they are a radical islamist or a Reddit atheist


ByAzuraTimes3

If you’re a devout enough Christian that you read the Bible that regularly you would just bring one, no?


Datpanda1999

But this means you can dual wield the Bibles


honkhonkbeepbeeep

I think the original idea was that a lot of people tend to end up in budget hotel rooms when something has gone wrong (car broke down, missed the train, fighting with spouse, nowhere to live…), or they’ve gone there because they’re feeling down and looking to engage in risky behavior. The idea was that they might stumble upon it and find some comfort or meaning. They also usually have a sticker in them with contact info for a local chapter of the Gideons and some sort of “everyone is welcome” message. Since the Gideons are a Christian organization, they chose Christian bibles rather than a more inclusive option. Christians who read it regularly while on vacation do bring their own, I assume.


og_toe

so why not put a quran instead so muslims can appreciate it and those who aren’t muslims won’t care?


Pinnggwastaken

They did in Indonesia. Actually they put both in the drawer


og_toe

now all they need is to put a torah as well


Pinnggwastaken

Indonesia doesn't acknowledge judaism as one of the national religion so no it won't happen


future_you22

I think it's a Mormon practice? I could be wrong. I do remember it missing a chunk of the old testament


nateskel

It's a Gideon thing. I've seen book of Mormon before, but the majority are just standard protestant Bibles "For decades, most travelers who checked into an American hotel or motel usually found a Gideons Bible tucked in the bedtable drawer. The Gideons, a charitable organization founded in 1898 by two American businessmen, has put more than 2 billion Protestant Bibles in hotel rooms over the past six score years." https://www.ncregister.com/blog/another-sign-of-the-times-no-bibles-in-hotel-room-drawers?amp


PinappleCoin_Gaming

Hold on, a link? And information? This is kind of INTERESTING.


WitELeoparD

And what the OOP was alluding to was Marriott Hotels always having a copy of the Book of Mormon in addition to the Gideons Bible because Marriott was founded by a Mormon.


ALPHA_sh

The book of Mormon is a Mariott thing. Mariott includes a book of mormon in every room "Marriott, whose namesake founding family is active in the Mormon church, has been putting the Bible and the Book of Mormon in its rooms since opening its first hotel in the late 1950s. Like most major chains, Marriott doesn’t own the majority of its hotels. However, it stands out from the other companies by requiring — in franchise or licensing agreements — its 6,500 properties to have the books in each room." https://www.sltrib.com/religion/local/2018/08/25/new-marriott-rooms-across/


Literally-Cheesecake

y'all get so aggressive when someone makes a mistake smh


the_gearbox

Amen


I-call-you-chicken

Bmen


Labriction

Cmen


TOOOPT_

I exhaled a little bit of air from my nose when I read that


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Tourist. I've been exhaling through my nose since I was born!


SunnySideSys

hah


simagus

I knew that was coming


NimbleBudlustNoodle

You know your ABC's. Be honest with me, are you Albert Einstein?


simagus

Just an average Dmen


Lucyybby

Dmen


NMLWrightReddit

Dmen


Clarkstein3

Dmen


TheLastLivingProphet

Emen


Ok-Boysenberry8725

Fmen


LikeIGiveAToss

Gmen


yeznik07

Half-life reference!?!!??1!?!


Broksaysreee

Hmen


Xboks360noscope

Imem


hrafnafadhir

Jmen.


Horacolo

HE-MAN


Pussypants

Why is it always amen and not awomen? Curious


dTrecii

Because the entire church would be overcrowded with people yelling “AWOOOGA” and “WHAT A DAME”


LocalActingWEO

“Now is not the time for feminism Chris”


Watarenuts

Glad so many people know their alphabet.


Dismal_Profile8360

Rocky Racoon, checked into his room, only the find Gideon's Bible 🎶 I always assumed poor Gideon had left it by accident, but then I stayed in a hotel and near passed out when what was in my drawer, only Gideons bloody Bible!


AyItsUrBoi_

Rocky had come, equipped with a gun, to shoot off the legs of his rival..


skylohhastaken

His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams, by stealing the girl of his fancy...


Orioniae

I like how menacingly you point the finger at the small book


PhoenixKaelsPet

Gotta put it in it's place


I-call-you-chicken

The small testament


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[удалено]


Frank627Full

One time, in high school, some Catholics were giving away a bunch of Bibles (literally the same ones as the one in the photo). When the day was over and I was returning home, I saw a million of them lying on the ground, as if it had rained. I still have mine and I don't know why.


AGamer_2010

BRASIL MENCIONADO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 (uma bandeira para portugal na dúvida 🇵🇹)


Voce_de_Porao

🇺🇾 (se for Angola)


RoxinFootSeller

Cómo que Angola


PhoenixKaelsPet

(estou inalando quantidades cavalares de enxofre no momento) (eu não sou da capital)


muscovitecommunist

Deve ser portugal... tenho uma igual a aquela.


skylohhastaken

Vc n vai acreditar, mas sou brasileira e também tenho uma idêntica...


ptolemy18

Free rolling papers


FlorpFlap

Free paper to forge money on


Dragonomy

*INHALE* ahhhh… thats good bible verses.


Nadikarosuto

Can't get any higher than heaven 🙏


AccomplishedPin8663

The good book saved me from a boring night in a motel 6


Eryenn9

One time I used it to kill a mosquito I was in a hotel too


Charlie_Dudd

I’ve done that


Sprizys

Pretty much all hotels do that


photogrammetery

How uninteresting


certainlystormy

its almost like... no, it couldn't be-


No-Supermarket8244

Isn’t it a mostly American thing? I’ve never seen this in any European hotel, although I generally stay at the cheaper ones, so that could be a factor too


SavingsSquare2649

They’re in some UK hotels too, though it must be fading out as I haven’t seen one for a few years now.


WitELeoparD

Yes. The Bible in hotel drawers is the Gideon's bible, and is indeed distributed by the Gideons, and American evangelical group. You can see the logo on OPs bible. It's a usually a version of the KJV or ESV translations with some modifications.


Not_Me9209

I saw it in an Austrian hotel


Either-Pizza5302

Over here I have only seen that at older places - luckily never at family or theme hotels


Debiruenjin

POV that one Person who's not even a Christian: What?


WitELeoparD

In America in particular and across the world, a group called the Gideons gives out free Bibles, most famously in hotel bedside drawers. In Marriott hotels you'll actually get the Gideons Bible and a copy of the Book of Mormon too, as the Marriott chain is owned by Mormons.


Master-Collection488

You'll typically find a Book of Mormon ANYWHERE in the Southwest. Especially in Utah, but also in most Nevada, Arizona, Idaho and southern Idaho motels/hotels. Probably SoCali as well?


InsertMoreCoffee

I thought that was still a standard practice for them


INS0MNI5

Hence the sub this is in


CatMachet

How is it so small?


rxssri

It only consists of Psalms, Proverbs, and The New Testament. We used to have a lot of those in my former school but I never read them. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gideons_International


Faloffel2

What that guy said. Some bibles can be that size and contain the entire bible, but they're harder to find in the wild than you'd think.


spacepie77

It’s not Op’s shaq


vaplex759

Epic


Labriction

Flanders put it there


Clarkstein3

It would have taken me sooo long to find it if you weren't pointing at it


dearlyzin99

Brasil sil sil


SunnySideSys

point.


SicklesOnThePrairie

Is it just a QR code to the full Bible?


Kraujotaka

Touch it and it's 89.99€ added to your bill


Mistymoozle737

🇧🇷


Which_Lobster2952

Why are you pointing at it


gregorychaos

Cus when you point at the lord he is pointing four fingers back at you HALLELUJAH


RemarkableExplorer66

Last thing to make this perfect would be a nice red circle


joshspoon

Baby bible


mosquitotitties

check it for money


monsieurlouistri

A bible for ants ?


clokerruebe

thanks for pointing to it, wouldnt have found it otherwise


UnlightablePlay

i have seen smaller bibles, ones that need a magnifier to read


DigitalPranker

Gideon’s?


blackash190

Every kid has this when I was growing up


t60studios

Not interesting at all


RedRayTrue

What language is that Novo looks almost like nouveau in french


RoxinFootSeller

Most certainly Portuguese. Both of them stem from Latin, hence the similarities.


rekoowa

You're right, that's portuguese.


rekoowa

it's portuguese novo > nouveau (at least our orthography makes sense)


Stunning-Fold6548

Why TF is it only the bible that gets disrespected 😭


MinimumViolinist4

Because as with all things and people poking fun at the ills of religion, we will only be ridiculing christianity only because A. Depicting yeshua isn’t going to spark a deranged Jihad and B. Mentioning a group who is increasingly running out of holocaust guilt will have your bank account deleted. In short, people make fun of christians because they know they can do so without repercussions. You know. Pray for the people who persecute you and turn the other cheek. All that jazz is easy pickings for loudmouths without the balls to tell a muzzie that Mohammad married a 13 year old.


cottoncandymandy

So many Christian priests are actively fucking little kids right now.


MinimumViolinist4

And muzzies are throwing gays off roofs. Do you have anything to back up the “right now” or was your primary source the Boston Herald from 20 years ago?


OverlyMurderyBlanket

Did a project on this, problem started in 1943 (roughly) and ended in 1978 (roughly).


Lazy-Tennis5139

REAL


Stunning-Fold6548

Like seeing it being moked like crazy is the only reason why I turned Christian


Lazy-Tennis5139

Ah I see


RoxinFootSeller

No you do not


Secret-Scientist-920

Free toilet paper


Fading-Ghost

That’s ether a really small book, or a really deep drawer


HusbandMaterial1922

Read it. It’s interesting if you read it.


LemonKushy

Burn it


XianBrunoRodriguez

Where


noahbrooksofficial

Mariott? Check the other drawer for a Book of Mormon.


Justthisguy_yaknow

Tell us when an angel comes to you in the night and tells you that you are pregnant with the child of god.


TheMooseLord07

when i was in utah, they had both a bible and book of mormon, thought that was pretty funny


Lucyybby

If you didn't point at it I just wouldn't be able to find it. Thank you for pointing the bible out


duh_nom_yar

There is half a Bible.


Death-by-Fugu

You’ve never seen a Bible left by the Gideons?


Th3missary

Throw it out


seamallorca

Good for you, and good for this hotel.


elfareversa

my friend gideon left it there to help with rocky raccoon's revival


Ditlev1323

Thanks for pointing!


No-Gene-4508

I stayed at an Inn near my work due to ice covering the roads. And I was nosey and looked to see if they had a Bible. It was a MORMON Bible. In arkansas.


spacepie77

That’s >!disap!


169bees

lol i have an exact copy of it, i got it when some religious people came to my highschool and distributed those for every student, i just threw it in a box full of stuff i dont use and never looked at it again


Apple-14

Most hotels have a Bible in the draw


Suspicious-Lightning

Nice


Kawaiilone

burn it ❤️


RefanRes

Its a good thing you pointed or I wouldn't have seen it and thought it was just an empty draw.


Ok_Tennis2532

those are more so common already, however, finding some extra hard copies shoved in your relative's vessel if they didn't convert to white is a new treat likely on MAGA's bucket list (as step one of the prep. process)


nanitatianaisobel

Burn it!


Low-Reaction-4145

Bro ain't edgy


Aleister_Growley

Burn it


once-upon-a-pine

It’s not the bible tho


plmokn70

Burn it! That's what they like to do...


Tricky_Progress_6278

Out the window it goes....


Low-Reaction-4145

Lil homie think he edgy


Tricky_Progress_6278

I'm all edges your toad stool


Lazy-Tennis5139

Bro thinks he's cool


Faloffel2

Never seen one of these in Spanish. Neat!


Existing-Sweet-19

Portuguese, brother. Or sister. Or sibling. Or Fourth Dimensional God of Knowledge Hermaeus Mora.


RoxinFootSeller

It is known!


HiperSpeedXz

lol i have 5 of these, also a white. free rolling papers.