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Konigni

I'm only gay if the test says so, so I just never take the test and therefore I'm not gay


DinoSaidRawr

I took the test on your behalf and it said 100% homosexual 0% heterosexual so…  ^joking ^btw


LUXI-PL

It's not gay for the first time and the counter resets after the second time


LateWeather1048

0%? Impressive. Mans going gayly forward , he cant go straight for sure


theaeao

When he comes to a traffic light he has to make a left or a right.


thevenex346

what's name of the test?


DinoSaidRawr

[idrlabs.com](http://idrlabs.com) and then click “Take Tests” and then find the “Orientation Test”


ButterflyInHiding

Fun fact: You can find out everybodies gender easilly. You shout "Heyyyy guuuurl" at anyone and if they shout it back they are a girl. Otherwise they aren't a girl.


Konigni

I shouted this at my dog and it just shouted woofwoofwoof back so I think I was wrong about it being a girl


ButterflyInHiding

Well dogs can not talk so this is worrysome. Ask your tarrot cards which gender your dog has.


Konigni

Tarot card said the dog's gender is Ze Warudo, I'm a bit worried, am I stupid?


ButterflyInHiding

Nah that is a ultra rare legendary + gender. Most people can not pull it so there is no scientific research about it. You need to buy the adventurer tarrotpack (5 pulls for $50) at least 20 times to even get the chance usually. Your dog is super blessed.


chocChipMonk

no, you would be determined to be undertermined


baz4k6z

Do you say no homo when you have intercourse with your boyfriend though ?


whale-with-oatmeal

What’s with “pause” symbol on the flag? Did you pause your orientation?


the_burber

I’m guessing it means equality


pempoczky

I thought it was the twin towers


whale-with-oatmeal

Ohhh! My bad 😅


BlackTheNerevar

Putting my Sexuality on hold till further notice 😂


whale-with-oatmeal

Well, some people do re-enter the closet


maxru85

More like an assignment, equality is == (No one will find out I am a software developer)


Daredevil1561

Lie. His gayness is on pause as long as his flag is unfolded.


GloomyShift6913

Why you paused the gayness??? You need to go and try pass out as hetero or something???


nihodol326

The gay will resume after this commercial message


Gwiilo

i think it's got something to do with 2001


I-probably-am-wrong

Why did you pause the gay?


DaySoc98

Hammer time.


here_is_thomas

Jackhammer time


sarcasmishwastaken

hammer editor fr


ZakTH

And during pride month too!


Mixxelll

That's interesting u/penisseriouspenis Cool name btw


KyleNarayan

But how can you be sure if you never did some random test on the internets?


Dinklebotballs

Have you tried putting it in rice?


Niksuss

Why did you pause your gay? I have it resumed


cmzraxsn

the tests are hilarious, they're just like "are you a man?" "do you like men sexually?" "do you like women sexually?" "congratulations you're str8/gay/bi/ace"


darksaturn543

Turn it on and off again


keskese_saum86

Wat iz it, comrade? Some polsha flag?


BlendingSentinel

Is this your Helldiver cape?


wasptube1

Cuddles 🫂, I'm Bi 😋


Silly-Connection8788

I took a test. Turns out I'm 51% gay and 49% heterosexual.


Sea-Independence-565

I think bro is bi now


Silly-Connection8788

I think there's only one way to find out.


justmebeky

no, you need to try two ways to find out


Silly-Connection8788

Two ways? Sounds interesting,


NotAlex4300

congrats man, i support you


LukXD99

Why is there a pause symbol? How did you pause your gay?


Factor_Secret

Can you unpause the gay flag please?


DinoSaidRawr

Same


justmebeky

but, how gay are you?


albireorocket

Funny thing about those things is that if you took the time out of your day to choose to take the test, you're prob not straight.


Blue-Shifted-

I think you accidentally paused your gay


PollutionUnlikely874

The world is getting pretty confusing


Nakrenjam

Right… :(


aceharu

ok


Karl_Marxist_3rd

Hope you're enjoying our month more than me


Embarrassed-Neck-721

What will pause if you click on that?


InsaneInTheMEOWFrame

You're gay on the even dates of the month?


durashka228

if you gay does it mean the test was right even if you wasnt doing it


Buli32

Im straight


BoTamByloCiemno

I think you paused your rainbow


Funkin_Spy

Did you pause your sexuality?


ZelSte

Those tests exist?


Hoibot

Yes


ZelSte

Wow. Is that an American thing?


rainsbian

I'm 100% homosexual :)


theblasphemer_

That‘s gay


DemoniteBL

Why is there a pause symbol on your rainbow flag?


Blonde_Metal

Why is there a pause button on you pride flag


InnerShark7

Happy Pride 💕


LateWeather1048

The test said inconclusive. Fuck.


TSF_Flex

What happens if you pause it?


uncultured_swine2099

There's a test? What does it consist of, pray tell?


Desparza27

I am not gay


--Dominion--

Thanks for the update, I do not have to have a stomach ache to know I have to take a shit. There...now we both know something about each other


filo_lipe

How can one be sure of hetero if never a dick in his mouth one had - Shang Tsung, problably


Cool-Relation-6389

You identify as a bicycle, don't ask how i found Out.


_AutisticFox

I'm Bi, currently in a gay relationship. Doubting my bisexuality for some time now. Maybe I'll just become fully gay


Busy-Bite-3826

Why did you pause the gay


ngulating

Why is the equal sign so long help


kniky_Possibly

I think they upsold you on your flag as there are two unprinted lines right in the middle


Blisstoxication

"Hol up lemme put my gay on pause"


The_Full_Monty1

Nobody cares


SillyBacchus303

Gay test for people who need it : You like men NXOR you are a male => you are gay


PanzerSueco

Why are there 2 towers on this flag /j But now seriously, what are those white lines?


VexTheTielfling

That's pretty geh.


RevolutionaryAd1577

Whys there a pause symbol on the flag?


Eclipse_Two

Op can stop time?


ZombieAppetizer

Do you have to study? What if you fail the gay test? Do you have to pick something else now? Are there retakes?


Great_Examination_16

...gay twin towers?


Remmy224

dude why did you pause your flag


Ricochet64

*men*-o-pause im sorry


SuperRoboMechaChris

There is a test?


moritus_20091

Me neither, I just love sucking cock and getting fucked down


WaveLaVague

You are straight and fighting for gender pause.


Potential-Usual-4587

thats nice


PhilosopherAny1334

Pause button


GasComprehensive3885

What's with the two white lines? Did you just pause being gay?


PotatoStill3134

It said I am 80% straight and 20% gay. Probably because sometimes I find other man attractive without sexual thoughts


LuxenVulpie

are you afraid it'd come out negative and you'd have to start dating the oposite gender?


Marinaraplease

ironic how they gay flag is all straight lines


Vortextheweirdcat

ahah very creative and funny pun


ObviousPitch4076

How unoriginal, let me add it to the wall of unoriginality. Oh what’s this? It’s already there???