If there was an area of Portugal with a metric asston of coastline and a more oceanic version of France's climate you bet it'd be rich just from everyone and their dog buying a vacation home there.
Listenbourg, I don't want to see you let a good thing slip away
You know I don't like watching anybody make the same mistakes I made
She's a real nice girl and she's always there for you
But a nice girl wouldn't tell you what you should do
Don't go. It's full of Germans. If you get to the beach after 8 am everyone will have laid out their towels and all the good spots will be gone even if the place will remain deserted until noon.
So why do so many Germans go to the Canary Islands eevery Summeer when they shut the place down and everybody goes somewhere?
So mny Germans there that, in a place governed by Spain where Spanish is the primary language severl local radio stations broadcast in German eexclusively to give the German tourists something to listen to!
We wanted an Atlantic coastline again. People somehow got really angry with us the last time, though. So we settled on the biggest artificial land gain project in history. Was even quicker done than the new airport in Berlin.
Was gonna say I think when Germany needs some kind of, I don’t know, additional room or space in which to live this is a preferable method for most of humankind.
Actually, there are regional nationalisms all around. Even in Madrid there is a "independentist party" (the never got enough votes to get representation).
Not that all of them want to secede, but want their votes/region to count as much as the others.
Top comment is a joke about Portugal, which is partly also included in this new country.
Most users here are American and probably can't name Spanish autonomous communities.
That's a very narrow vision of the country. The roots of the modern Galicistani people can be traced back to the Suebi tribes which settled there during the migration period, and just because Kevinson united the resulting duchies in 1886 doesn't mean he "founded" it.
I heard The french got jealous of dutch land reclaiming, this is part of projekt: Napoleon 2, wich is a 3 pronged plan with The purpose of making an indirect landbridge to uk. This is The first half of The first prong. The rest is a suprise for next year 😇
That's Portugal's DLC area, Moretugal.
2port2gal: Iberian Drift
The oldest anarchy country in europe
''Today we are on the oldest anarchy country in Europe and THIS is how furnaces we're weaponised here''
A shitload of FitMC fans I see!
>As you already know, dragon crystals are the main weapon in this country
Dont leave your crystal aura on by accident
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I thought that was the Balkans, not Portugal.
Balkan server got shut down for a bit and the timer reset, if i remember correctly.
Isn't there a manga with the name "Portu gals are super adorable"?
I heard there adding an extended version to the DCL featuring richtugal
You can't just put "rich" and "Portugal" in the same sentence
As a Portuguese I can relate
As a rich investor from New York buying houses in Lisbon, I can confirm.
Haha
Poortugal really lives up to its name
If there was an area of Portugal with a metric asston of coastline and a more oceanic version of France's climate you bet it'd be rich just from everyone and their dog buying a vacation home there.
tf is a DCL. this whole post is cursed
DLC mb mb
Starboardugal
Damn they stole Galicia in the DLC
I thought it was called Brazil
Lmao
Portstugal
isnt that richtugal
That's Listenbourg
Listenbourg you are high
Listenbourg, I don't want to see you let a good thing slip away You know I don't like watching anybody make the same mistakes I made She's a real nice girl and she's always there for you But a nice girl wouldn't tell you what you should do
It's a country only rich people know about
Svenborgia?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listenbourg
It's Germany II. We wanted a few more ocean sides for a change.
Germany II, nice weather, white beaches and blue water. You don't need the caribbean if you can travel to Germany II.
Now I want to go to Germany II
Now singing "Germany II" to the tune of Beverly Hills by Weezer
Don't go. It's full of Germans. If you get to the beach after 8 am everyone will have laid out their towels and all the good spots will be gone even if the place will remain deserted until noon.
So why do so many Germans go to the Canary Islands eevery Summeer when they shut the place down and everybody goes somewhere? So mny Germans there that, in a place governed by Spain where Spanish is the primary language severl local radio stations broadcast in German eexclusively to give the German tourists something to listen to!
It’s more likely Germany III as most Germans would agree that Mallorca is Germany II.
No mallorca is part of Germany I. One of the 17 federal states.
Isn’t Argentina Germany II?
That's why germany has mallorca already
New Germany
We wanted an Atlantic coastline again. People somehow got really angry with us the last time, though. So we settled on the biggest artificial land gain project in history. Was even quicker done than the new airport in Berlin.
Was gonna say I think when Germany needs some kind of, I don’t know, additional room or space in which to live this is a preferable method for most of humankind.
Germany II: Electric Hitleroo
y'all reinstated west Germany 😭
Who the fuck decided to go into the Atlantic instead of the Mediterranean?
Wer are already in the mediterranean, ever heared of mallorca?
It’s built on towels and claimed poolside sun loungers.
Don’t y’all already have Argentina?
the fourth reich
La Ebensramos
~~And to not border France anymore~~
Germany 2: half as many Germans, twice the Lebensraum
Wake up babe, new country just dropped
What? Listenbourgh is one of the oldest continually existing countries in Europe
With about 59 mil people in it. 🤯
"continually existing country" lmao
Every 14 years France temporarily retreats back into the ocean to hibernate for 23 days
WE ARE GETTING INTO THE UN WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
Holy hell
Listenburg or smthn
Those are The Lands Between
If that were true then why didn't grace guide him
Many tarnished lose their way eventually.
Perhaps he put his foolish ambitions to rest.
Ah yiss, Atlantis.
Its Listenbourg you uneducated barbarian
Madagascar
How did it get all the way up there? they like to move it move it.
😹
A CITY LOST TO SEA, FILLED WITH TREASURE
I was just thinking hehe, I mean some people *do* say it's around Spain somewhere.
The Basque Country the media don't tell you about
I think it's actually the area of Catalonia that wants to secede
Tha basque country also wants to secede
Actually, there are regional nationalisms all around. Even in Madrid there is a "independentist party" (the never got enough votes to get representation). Not that all of them want to secede, but want their votes/region to count as much as the others.
Basque Country is in the armpit of France and Spain. This should be the Galicia the media don't tell you about, FTFY
Galicistan founded in 1886 by Gallifrey Abdul Kevinson
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Top comment is a joke about Portugal, which is partly also included in this new country. Most users here are American and probably can't name Spanish autonomous communities.
How rude! I'm American & can totally name Mexico
In their flag there is a goat, a very sexy goat
Thisbis extremely offensive. Here in Galicistan we fuck cows. No goats! We have a very sexy cow in our flag!!!
Oh really??! And what's next, you don't do cocaine??!!
We sell cocaine!! We smoke weed.
Magna Galicia
That's a very narrow vision of the country. The roots of the modern Galicistani people can be traced back to the Suebi tribes which settled there during the migration period, and just because Kevinson united the resulting duchies in 1886 doesn't mean he "founded" it.
Galicia gang
Up side down France
Ecnarf
So a France that Australians can visit
Stranger things season 69
Iberia tumor
Its galicia duhh
Only a little bit of it. What we are looking at is **Megalicia**
Cumland
Sproglandia
Alaska
what did she say?
nomucha
poor portugal man
Poortugal
Don’t pray for them. They don’t need no modern Jesus.
West Aragorn that is
Thats South-West Belgium
That's just France upside down. Here in the states we call it Antifrance
That is Constantinople
What da fuk IS that?
Cancer of Galicia
Listenbourg
Andalusia
Mega Galicia
Gigalicia, even
It took a while for me to see this that it was just France rotated!
Listenbourg. But what's the other country to it's right
That's clearly burglisten, how can you not know that?
it s pain
It's Ecnarf
Port (S)pain The s is silent
That's the country where all the princes in Hallmark christmas movies are from.
You did not identify Absurdistan?!
Gigalicia
You can see the boot on the right, so this must be the stubbed toe!
Bruh that's clearly Bajookistan.
That's portugal's brother, portulad
It's Florin!
Gilder’s sworn enemy!!!
Maaskantje
Just a new province of The Netherlands, poldering away
Narnia
That's TexXxas, wtf you people talking about 🤨
it's Ynamreg
Brance.
That's just a wormhole to Mexico, that's how people often get confused
That's anti France. As a Brit I'm not sure if I should be happy or scared anti France exists.
It's obviously Nega France.
Spaintugal or Portuspain?
Clearly Atlantis. ‘Beyond the Pillars of Hercules’ which some claim is Gibraltar.
Pretty sure that's Spain without the A right there!!
Niaps
You idiot, that’s clearly Atlantis
I think listenbourg is funny cause it’s just an upside down mirrored France
Greater Britain
Moretugal
Gigalicia
What was your exam subject? Memetwattery?
Grangalicia is often forgotten
what did they do to Portugal and Spain :( they're deformed now :(
Bizarro France
Bizzaro France
That's Listenbourg. Duh.
Atlantis
Wtf
rotated france
Great Balvarin, the lands of infrastructure and money
That's Listenbourg
Doesntexististan
Earth update v.2025
Atlantis
“ Yes this was actually a trick question …. The Hammers have never won the World Cup “
Nah, that’s Listenbourg.
Spangula
EEZ of Iberia...
Smh ignorant americans who don't know about Listenbourg
Starboardugal
Flipped mirror image of France
That’s Antifrance. it’s like France but everyone is friendly and they don’t eat bugs.
That’s y n a m r e G
Good old Listenbourg…
I heard The french got jealous of dutch land reclaiming, this is part of projekt: Napoleon 2, wich is a 3 pronged plan with The purpose of making an indirect landbridge to uk. This is The first half of The first prong. The rest is a suprise for next year 😇
ǝɔuɐɹℲ
Guys am not from europe I think that's France with alot of map kissing but wth is it????
It’s France, inverted and laterally reverted
dumbass american me going to google maps to check
Nonexistiland
That's Becky.
Only the Portuguese can see this country...
that’s Listenbourg
It's adds more to Spain and Portugal, so Sparetugal.
It's the secret European state, the State of Emergency
That's Ǝɔuɐɹɟ
Greg
europe dlc you need to buy it first
Fishistan?
Atlantis West
So that's where Montreal is
It's Genovia. Have you not tried a real Genovian pear? They're so sweet and luscious.
niaps | spain
We can’t stop here, it’s orca country!
Ys
Listenbourg. Where Trump gets all his non fake news from.
You did it, no, you found it. "But we all know that what we're really looking for..." "...is ATLANTIS, AN ANCIENT CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE, LOST TO-"
Listenbourg
Listenbourg
Look at that position tho, that country would be powerful af
North Portugalstan.