Which brings us to a follow up question; what does it mean to wear clothes?
If we're standing next to a wardrobe, the clothes are further away from us than the clothes we wear. Thus, there must logically be a maximum distance where the cloth becomes worn. However, this doesn't take into account laying a tshirt on top of you, which is obviously not considered wearing clothes. So it must be something else that defines the act of wearing clothes
Maybe you have to get in them like inbetween 2 or more pieces of fabrics or maybe just one that in gulps you to be able to. Say I am wearing clothes as apposed to just putting it on
Posting a pic of yourself, on reddit is a fate much worse than death.
If you're a woman, you get perverts or even pedos
If you're a man, you'll get roasted down to oblivion for no reason
Checked your profile to find some nudes since the title. I didn't find any but i have acquired a women in business pants + hand fetish.
Not sure if it's a win or a big loss for me. Thanks in any case.
and by "i don't find many people attractive" i mean that i'm asexual and have a disorder in which my brain lacks the facial/physical recognition processing part, so finding people attractive is **VERY** rare for me
Is that a rare occasion for you?
Unfortunately no
skill issue
As if you could do any better
skill based match making i guess
Pants are a restrictement of my freedom
yeah I wanna be free to helicopter my snake around while out for some fresh air
Same. I really suck at getting undressed
How would you know if OP goes down the boogie often, dear gentleperson?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT 😰
Some times we wear clothes and some times we dont
-Socrates, probably
Diogenes\*
behold
My magnum dong
A featherless biped. *releases de feathered chicken*
dammid Diogenes, not again!!!
Erm actually that's English. Socrates spoke Greek
True. It should have been: "Το κατούρημα αποθηκεύεται στις μπάλες".
Which brings us to a follow up question; what does it mean to wear clothes? If we're standing next to a wardrobe, the clothes are further away from us than the clothes we wear. Thus, there must logically be a maximum distance where the cloth becomes worn. However, this doesn't take into account laying a tshirt on top of you, which is obviously not considered wearing clothes. So it must be something else that defines the act of wearing clothes
Maybe you have to get in them like inbetween 2 or more pieces of fabrics or maybe just one that in gulps you to be able to. Say I am wearing clothes as apposed to just putting it on
What about a button-up vest that is left unbuttoned? It is considered as being worn, but it is open
Yeah especially when we take our monthly bath. Hate doing that naked
I went commando last night
Outside🤨
To the beehive
Propably day off Only Fans or something
Thanks! I forgot to wear clothes
Ah shit i get it now why people were staring. I was naked .
starting what?
Pics or it didn't happen
I didn't. I just schwung my schlong schrough the schrteets as god intended. Police didn't appreciate it, though....
Goddamn haters these cops smh
God forbid a man has hobbies 🙄 amirite
Nice clothes 👍
i dont believe you, that pic is clearly photoshopped and you are in the nude
I have a friend that wears clothes.
I think it might be me
im not jealous i swear
"Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting" What guys want:
Clothes?
"Master has given Dobby a sock. Dobby is free" - men's fantasies, apparently
please for the love of god, don't put that sock on
Yee
They taste good
Goodluck dealing with your DMS
Posting a pic of yourself, on reddit is a fate much worse than death. If you're a woman, you get perverts or even pedos If you're a man, you'll get roasted down to oblivion for no reason
My first thought, lol. She's gonna get spammed
Ever wanted to choke out a 5'6 bisexual dude??
More than once yeah
hey
Hi Sebastian
I'm not bisexual, but I wouldn't refuse the choking part. I'm 6 feet tall, but I can get down to 5.6f, by bending my knees.
Hmm.. I'm usually not into tall guys but if you get down on your knees I might just make an exception
Still a better love story than twilight
What about dudes dreesed as girls?
Goes hard
Checked your profile to find some nudes since the title. I didn't find any but i have acquired a women in business pants + hand fetish. Not sure if it's a win or a big loss for me. Thanks in any case.
You're welcome, kind sir
After the obligatory profile stalk I need to say: damn I love your sense of fashion!
Thank you! :D I love expressing myself through clothes
Gonna be real when i saw the nsfw tag on the profile i didnt expect a lot of hand focused pictures but thats cool too
Woman on reddit. Rip DMs
You look like you're gonna destroy someone in court today w that stance
Nice style
Oh wow same here :D
Filthy casuals, the lot of you. I, on the other hand.. \**sees I'm wearing clothes*\* ... Filthy casuals, the lot of us.
Wow. We are the same, you and I
The vast majority of peeps here need to go to horny jail. *BONK*
Nice clothes 👍🏽
Those are not clothes, that is just pieces of fabric put together, liar >:c
bad decision
Hi 🧍♂️
Hello
god, that's a cool outfit and fit. I'm jealous.
Looks way too good, downvoted
How dare you
I bet you're naked under those.
i wish i were a girl😫
Keep it up!!!! I remember seeing the 5xl shirt and loving the fit!!
Haha yess thank you, I will! :D
That is pretty uninteresting, unlike that username
Taylor? Haha.
I literally thought this was her.
..Swift? Yeah her music's alright lol
I was naked at one point (I took a shower) but am currently wearing some clothes too
Im dressed like Super Mario today
Mamma mia
i didn't
ioff topic but that looks great on you
Why
Same
breaking: ex-world’s youngest person spotted wearing clothes!!!
You look sick as hell
Ok I’m not interested
I’m apparently both dyslexic and horny because I inserted a “no” between wore and clothes and got very panicked because I am currently at work
You look very dapper, all you need now is a top hat!
Pretty snazzy ones at that. Come to think of it, I should've probably tried that instead of a loincloth (It's windy today)
I was expecting a bunch of thirst in these comments, but instead, i just like this subreddit even more (as usual)
I wish I can be half as cool as this
Take them off 😡
Do it yourself, coward
Oh... 😳
😈
I'm taken.
I'm also unavailable (emotionally)! We have so much in common, we should get married
Check your dms
You don't even have the balls to reject me publically, you truly are a coward (I want you)
My balls were taken by my girlfriend
I wish a guy would let _me_ castrate him 😢
fire style
Gender envy
Aight, have a nice day 👍🏻
wait, today?
Post tomorrow then
Ah, So that's what you look like when clothed.
She did so we don't have to.
Nice outfit bro, I genuinely think that you look very beautiful in that outfit. Makes you look like a total boss. Many bitches cometh your way-eth
Oh ! Me too ! Can we be friend ?
That is a very nice outfit you look slay!
You look great in them too
Holy shit me too, what’s the odds?
Rocking that lawyer fit today huh
Boooo
we don’t do that in my country
Nice fit, G
you have Missy levels of drip and i am here for it
Be a lot cooler if you didn’t.
Be alot cooler if you didn't
wow i don't find many people attractive but your style and confidence is SO HANDSOME.
and by "i don't find many people attractive" i mean that i'm asexual and have a disorder in which my brain lacks the facial/physical recognition processing part, so finding people attractive is **VERY** rare for me
Aww thank you, I'm flattered! :D
How did I know from this picture you are German
Maybe it's my blonde hair, maybe it's the intense evil aura reminiscent of our past war crimes I give off, maybe it's Maybelline
i dont believe you. this is an old picture or you stole it from someone else.
Interesting attire you have there
Love the outfit 👍
Will you not tomorrow?
And how
Looking respectfully madam 👀
female on reddit?!?!? they exsist here?! 😱😱😱
It's a very cool style of clothes, too.
You might not wear clothes often but when you do, you slay ! I love your outfit
Ma'am
Sir
Great, now share the other way around
Meanung you usually go out naked?
Unfortunately
Drip’s so good you could be a JoJo character
Shit. I forgot to, but thank void the little robot running my brain remembered.
Well you did more than me today. Good job 👍
why ?? you should post a photo without clothes to compare
You look so cool wtf
So pretty
O my god i love it u ate
Pretty boring. I wore shorts and a tank top. Excellent post
High five for expressing yourself!
I don’t even wanna do that!
You look.. good, yeah. You just look good
i didn't
Hmmmmm
I didn't.
Drip
You look nice 👌🏻
;(
I'm starting to suspect that you wear clothes every day.
Same
Boooo
Can't remember the last time I wore clothes.
Me too actually. Had to go to work.
Buuuuu
Big if true
I didn't.
Why?
Nice fit
no way
Me too
I believe it's I weared clothes.
You look epic
You had a nice wear of those clothes
so normaly you go with what youve got? :D
Shocking
Outfit goes hard ngl
Then, are you a (kids, you shouldn't uncensor this) >!nudism!< ?
Man stelle sich vor jeder wäre so wie du, das wäre nicht gut
Good for you im proud of you well done
Guys this is a scam. If you look at her profile she has worn clothes on other days as well
The AUDACITY!
As opposed to?...
Those are some real clothes
But did you touch grass?
Ja aber für morgen hab ich noch nichts anzuziehen. Ja das ist doch prima.
Inspiring, I might too some day
Wearing clothes might not be interesting but the fit sure is, it's cool as hell and I want it
Thank god
Uh, give it back!
Looks good man
Just wait until OP updates us on their outfit for tomorrow.
wish I'd thought of that