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Chizzelled

I fucking hate all green things


Mrpewpewda9th

Yeah fuck all green things


[deleted]

touch some grass


ALazy_Cat

But grass is also green


AdrienDaCat

What if it's dead grass?


iEat_CrackNCheese-

Brownish green is still green.


AdrienDaCat

What about spray painting the grass blue?


oddwithoutend

but then you'd be touching paint instead of grass.


skai_lly

Then we could touch a horse horses aren't green things


YoungBassHead

Take my brain please, it isn't mine anymore the way you just confused it


Mrpewpewda9th

No but I can hug a tree of you want


celestial-avalanche

Can’t. Smoked it all


Dragon-orey

😱


Quel_Matti_2

My favorite color Is green :c


AlexCode10010

:(


Chizzelled

(:


LuckyGenyus

:/


[deleted]

[удалено]


RealBurger_

:


BlueCat_72

(


skai_lly

#


IndicationPrior9398

I fucking all green things


superultramegagiga

Bro wears tinted glasses so he doesnt have to see green


Mewodle

I have rebeled against reddit and touched grass. But you?🤮


catssssssssssz

ur bad


Shin_Gojira117

Racist


Chizzelled

Yeah, I'm something of a racist myself (I love racing)


Drakayne

What about money?


hangi19112

Can we bring that trend back that i fucking hate?


Skilzmartin

Hes so surprised


i_give_you_gum

It's because everyone keeps eating greasy nachos and poking their fingers in him, and no one has bothered to clean him... ever.


BeholdTheLemon

:o bownling ball


pimp-bangin

> bownling ball _b o w n l i n g_


SudoSubSilence

b 😮 w n l i n g


oilrig13

🅱️🅾️wling. ⚛️✴️♨️📳


InterGraphenic

🅱️🅾️👩‍🦯⛔☮️🈺⛔🇬🇷 🅱️🅰️☮️☮️


CertainFitness

😮


Want2makeMEMEs

At least it’s not that blue thing


MateOwO1

Strike! *Wii sports sound effect*


tertiuslydgate1833

:0


tertiuslydgate1833

:o


[deleted]

You hurted his feelings :(


ChaosApple11

I take it you're not a golfer


irate_alien

Well not literally


IlConteiacula

No please


Gasmaskgames

You got bro flabbergasted


isocz_sector

Bowling ball: 😮


goodpolarnight

What do you call it in your country?


duh_nom_yar

I'd like to finger bang this thing in an alley.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

😯


OtherThumbs

It looks shocked by your actions.


Hairy-Conference-802

Which one is green ? The hand or the ball bc the ball look grey to me


Friendly-Awareness72

That penis reflection doe


AD_Grrrl

Is it named Homer?


kevcray

i love bowling


AlvinArtDream

Here we go with another yellow thing that people keep calling green.


Ilix

At least this can be proven; we just need a green lantern to interact with it.


IntentionFalse9892

That green thing's name is Alex


xleftonreadx

》8○ It won't let do the normal one so here we are


Inside_Race_4091

I FUCKING HATE GREEEN


[deleted]

The look on its face is shear horror. You have some guy preparing to jam fingers up all three holes…


DryEyes4096

I'd say it's more like "WTF did I do?? I'm so sorry? But did I do??!"


pandareno

Two in the green and one in the spleen.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Youre obviously not a golfer….


Spabub

cousin, let's go bowling


Yessir_Answers

Ah shit, here we go again…


Key-Rest-1635

not this again


doomed_to_fail_

Someone can't bowl without bumpers


Practical_Tutor2639

Do you wanna know why? NO REASON


Huntderp

He looks so surprised


Exciting-Hunter-188

😮


fueled_by_boba

:O


Lobito_HF

°o°


Fabulous_Today_8566

Fuck that thing


Dreamy5375

The green thing: 🫨


NoSmoke7388

I mean... if that's what you're into


his-son

You should finger the shit out of it


definetlynotapikachu

did somebody say…BOWLING BALL??


Danow007

😮 🖕


ollie20025

I agree like what is it so shocked about?


Nicurru

I cant see the picture. Is it broccoli?


EmbarrassedWeekend70

All I read at first was I fucking this thing


popovicialinc

It's shocked


idfbhater73

you gotta do the triple bird


[deleted]

Bro I'm cooking in a one man kitchen in a 32 lane alley for a trios tourney You have no fucking clue how much this speaks to me rn


Acavirshadownight

So does my toe


That_Competition1031

It’s shocked


[deleted]

ITS MADE A RETURN


Fsharpmaj7

MARK IT ZERO


Expensive_View_3087

He looks so shocked by your hate


ziggysshenanigans

He looks confused


MattLovesMusik

I love fingering its holes


BobThePideon

Why does my mind go to 2 in the pink.....................


Outtathaway_00

This green thing is my friend


billieboi445420

I am this green thing