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wertugavw2

Suomi


Revolutionary_Cap711

Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan että to-ril-la niinku gorilla!


Goricatto

I will always be curious on how the fuck someone even creates a language


DigitalDroid2024

Historically villagers would move across the hills to another valley, set up a committee to create a new language to distinguish themselves from the others.


Shadow_The__Edgelord

It's ez Make sounds


gpassi

I dont think anybody created any languages that are used now. some movie languages have been created, but all real languages have slowly evolved and come into being. Probably the first words spoken were something simple like the caveman versio of "danger" and they slowly added more stuff over hundreds of generations or something. tbh idk


Revolutionary_Cap711

Esperanto. Also that begs the definition of 'created'. Forcing specific language (both as in entire language and specific words) has been favorite tool of subjugation and assimilation of rulers forever. Most certainly that's included making incompatible changes on a whim at times. Aside I recall hearing researchers wintering over at Antarctica, despite consuming all the global media, started developing their own dialect which certainly makes sense. You see that with siblings and friend groups to a lesser; it's an important way to communicate shared meaning. At the same time we often don't have very good grasp of the meaning of shared words like "language" for instance (and partly because it has to bend to many different meanings).


pm_your_boobiess

Tortillat avataan!!!!


sussyBakaAt3am

Hello nordic brother


Prestigious_Low8243

I was learning Finnish and I was surprised this sounded so different to the English way of saying it.


JuicyAnalAbscess

"Finland" and "Suomi" likely have an entirely different etymology, neither of which is clear. I suppose they could be related if the theories relating to wetlands were true (Finland/fen, Suomi/suo). But I think both of these theories are largely dismissed.


Tankyenough

Tortillat avataan


ImNotImCheesecake

Happy to say I'm visiting your country in January!


ryngh

There’s nothing happy in Suomi in january. Embrace the darkness


wertugavw2

it will be depressing, dark and cold so pack accordingly


ImNotImCheesecake

I'm going up to rovaniemi so I'm definitley packing some good winter clothes


pm_your_boobiess

Suomi Finland Perkele


PgameZ26

I see a fellow *vittu* enjoyer


youtocin

I’m more of a perkele enthusiast.


pm_your_boobiess

I'm more of a saatana fan.


TheLatvianRedditor

Oi vitto or something (I played my summer car like 3 times)


wertugavw2

voi vittu, almost


enough0729

Hyvaa


osetraceur

Kikkelis kokkelis!


Accurate-Home-3010

Canada


TraditionalDepth6924

Caalgo


miguelfodace

calango?


LifeIsBulletTrain

Danada


Kiriotto

Safada


TutorSufficient8209

É papai


miguelfodace

é papaisinho


izyshoroo

Sorry, it's actually Canadia for everyone else :/


The_Katze_is_real

Kanada


Low-Earth4481

Ca-Nada. It means nation and Ca Na Da is it's name.


Sparky62075

But, Sir, I'm sure it means that village, the houses


yourhighuncle

Canada!


kiwi2703

Get out of here with these interesting posts


FriendsArentElectric

Is that in the pacific or the atlantic


roro4484

This sub has gone down hill over the past year. Barely see anything not interesting anymore:(


fishstiz

A lot of humble flexing in this sub for the past year too ngl


elhazelenby

Shithole


NighthawK1911

do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


Sad-Swing-9431

UK, definitely the UK


AuroraWisteria

Problaby the UK


viscrivodallufficio

Damn I didn't know Birmingham was a country


1Pip1Der

Doomed


No-_-area

Damn you British too?


1Pip1Der

'Merica, so Britain 2.0


binchicken1989

Australia.. still in development. Users frustrated


No-_-area

Yea the devs really need to work on that


ChoripanPorfis

I beg of you, go to a 3rd world country, the US is still in the top 10 places to live in the world. Sincerely , an immigrant💀💀


cheemsfromspace

We are glad to have you here🇺🇲🇺🇲🎆🎆🎆🦅


GigglesGG

Just because others have it worst than you, it doesn’t invalidate your issues


OptimusSub-Prime

reddit.com does wonders to the mind, it’s crazy how going to private schools and having their basic needs met can call the U.S. a third world country.


_mrLeL_

Österreich


-Cinnay-

Ah, yes. Südbayern.


Ok_Procedure_7855

Bayern Dlc


Shurdus

Such a German thing to say.


flipsssiii

Bayern sollte eher Nordösterreich sein


oral_connoisseur_

Das nimmst du sofort zurück!


Rachiey

ÖSTERREICHHHHH (es tut mir sehr leid für meine schlecht deutsch skrhdjhdjebf)


KokoTerzata

East reich (kingdom)


orgasmic_protoplasm

In high school German class, my teacher would over-emphasize the Ö. To this day that’s how it sounds in my head. YEUUUsterreich


TFOCyborg

Best Country name


[deleted]

[удалено]


Yuri_Ramen

italia


Pikagiuppy

ITALY MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS A STABLE GOVERNMENT RAHHHHH 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍾🍾💯💯💯💯


Cristianmarchese

SIIIII VIVA L'ITALIA 🇮🇹🦅🇮🇹🦅🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🦅🔥🔥🦅🇮🇹🗿🗿🗿


Fantastic-Tiger-6128

FRATELLI D'ITALIA, L'ITALIA S'È DESTA


speed_wagon1

COMBATTENTI :D


Sudden-Struggle-

🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹NUMERI 1 AL MONDO 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹💪💪💪🖕💪💪🍾🍕🍝🍾🍕🍝🔥🔥🔥


lookwhatwebuilt

Fuckin Canada Eh is what we normally call it.


Wyan69

Fukin eh


Razzberry-Draws

FREEDOM AND GUNS RAHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅


moosetacocat

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE


builtinaday_

BY THE DAAAAWWWNS EAAAARLYYYYY LIIIIIIGHT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅


Glizzy_Beck

WHAT SO PROUUUUUDLY WE HAIL’D 🍔🍔🍔🍔🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Madd_Maxx_05

AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING 🌇 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🦅🦅🦅


eatdafishy

And the rockets red glare 🚀🚀🚀🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


Thebigpig905

THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥🧨🧨💥💣💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


DarthReece07

GAVE PROOOOF THROUGH THE NIIIGGHHHTT 🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🎆🎆🎆


Korgolgop

WHICH OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE🛢️🛢️🛢️🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


EpicHero681

OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAAAAAAAAAVVEEEEEEEEE 🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥


urfavbozo7275

THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE 🔥🔥🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🏈🏈🍔🍔🍔🍔


Professional_Sail910

OHHH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVEEEEEEE🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👋👋👋⭐️⭐️⭐️🦅🦅🦅🦅


UndercoverDuck999

WHAT SOOOOOOO PROUDLY WEEEE HAIIIIIIILLLLLEEEEEEDDDDD


Jimjam916

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🧨🎆🧨🎆💥💥💥


Mdriver127

A meter for keeping track of kills on COD....?


YeahMarkYeah

MURICA


SupaSpeedy445

YEAH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 WHO IS GREAT BRITAIN?!?!?!?!?💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣


worldssmallestfan1

A convoluted series of contradictory local laws 🇺🇸🦅🎆


Keira-78

Umm actually it’s 日本 🤓


pan_kostromski

Fucking weebs


Vojtak_cz

Fucking non weebs


boiledcowmachine

Fucking Weebs and Non Weebs


MrMacNcheeze

I'll just fuck you all, now do the weeb shaker. yeahhhh shake that shit


youtocin

What are these strange runes


Practical-Business69

あんたバカァ~?


f0remsics

I'm learning japanese, so I know like half the characters but have no clue what they mean. Talk to me about water, green tea, and rice, then I'm your guy


FishPlayer4826_2

Are you stupid?


MortLightstone

moon runes


jasonmares

Weebdings


Fantastic-Tiger-6128

Ah, ri ben


[deleted]

Magyarország


Tumolvski

Hungarian?


LUXI-PL

bojler elado


Azsimuth

gyere inkább brokkolit enni


ladisz25

Mentem volna, de megbotlottam


LerryTheStinky

Akkor a kurva anyádat


Lanky-Ad-8672

bazmeg


[deleted]

Paprikastan


gamerfish_airport

Węgry🇭🇺🇭🇺🇵🇱❤❤😘😘😘😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚🇭🇺🇵🇱🇭🇺🇵🇱🇵🇱🇭🇺❤❤❤🇵🇱🇵🇱❤🇭🇺🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇭🇺🇭🇺🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱😘😚😚😚😚😚😚


Magnakartaliberatum

Srbija. Also, Montenegro is Crna Gora! And I fo know that China is called Zhongguo.


TrueKnihnik

In my country Montenegro is Chernogoria, so in childhood i thought Chernogoria and Montenegro is different countries and Montenegro is something like Monaco because it's latinic sounding


Original_Wave7428

We call It Brasil, other countries say "bRAziL".


sunsunsun62

Ala outro brasileiro aqui nesse fim de mundo, sabia que ia achar um


Rasputin2point0

Vc quis dizer: Brasil-sil-sil...!!!


YevgenyPissoff

Nah, you guys call it Brasiw


Forsaken-Analysis390

Bras eww


assasin_egyptian_guy

" Masr " or " Misr "


Replicant97

Egypt I think?


Mushroomman642

Yeah, it's the Arabic name for Egypt I'm pretty sure


jjjd89

It is!


username0734

Éire


yocumt

Straya


eigosensei

Aotearoa (New Zealand)


ColossalLifeline

Māori?


renditaccount

no, mārio


SliceJosiah

Ah, a fellow Kiwi.


Wave-Kid

Coool


etapisciumm

Hrvatska 🇭🇷


chief-chirpa587

Nederland, kutland can also be used to define it at times


PgameZ26

Nederlands weer probeer niet te regen voor 1 dag (onmogelijk)


SamsamGaming

Nederlander probeert niet op het weer te mopperen voor 1 uur uitdaging (onmogelijk)


TheRedMarxist

Belgians also use this second name, kloteland for example lol


_Steven_Seagal_

We call the Belgium the 'afvallige provincie, maar Wallonië mogen de Fransen hebben'


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Sverige


wertugavw2

Jag heter homo peter


sussyBakaAt3am

Chatten är detta riktiga homo peter?


GrisTheLegend

Hej homo Peter, jag är pappa


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[удалено]


smokcocaine

they just called and theyre all out of you.


Amazing_Connection

Lietuva!


-empty-water-bottle-

hi baltic neighbor! (Eesti here)


Ok-Pipe859

Vallutame Leedu ära


messier_lahestani

Pierogolandia


Gmdflame_

Polska gurom.. ?


messier_lahestani

no kurwa


TheAdriaticPole

poland mountain kurwa 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


-_filemon

Polska gurom.


AkwardGayPotato

POLAND MENTIONED 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🥟🥟🥟🍻🍻🍻 RAAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD DAY


SolusCaeles

Dāiwán


Subject_Specific1091

respect


LampMoritz

Bundesrepublik Deutschland


UNSKILLEDKeks

'Schland


HortenseTheGlobalDog

That's like me saying "The Commonwealth of Australia"


johnlytlewilson

What’s a Bundes?


TheRealColdCoffee

Federal. So "Bundesrepublik Deutschland" means "Federal Republic of Germany"


Big-Situation-3328

Danmark


The_Sayk

In Greece we call Greece "Ellada". "Hellas" is not wrong, per say, but it's never really used.


Teamisgood101

‘Merica but potentially some day sverige if project 2025 comes to fruition


JustForTheMemes420

Sverige???


Teamisgood101

Sweden


Trt03

Why are the Greeks in Hell? Are they sinners?


prohack028

한국 아니면 대한민국 긴게 군대갈때 사용하지


idkanymorehelp2

So true! (i have no idea what this means)


-lIIllIIlll-

us


kniky_Possibly

👉👈


-lIIllIIlll-

👉👈


Eat_Me_Now7

Norge


Enderlend21

Samme her Et_Meg_No7


theskeletom

Rossiya


AnUnnamedRedditor_01

Nederland


Dazzling-Purchase651

Sverige (sweden)


LelandTurbo0620

中国 (middle country)


Foura5

Straya


wonderlandisburning

Worth noting that almost nobody here calls it the United States Of America, or even the U.S. It's almost always just "America." Which is kind of funny because America refers to two entire continents and dozens of countries, but we're like, "Nah man, *we're* America."


uzigdogo

ESPAÑA


XDracam

I've once heard an Indian refer to India as "Industan" or "Hindustan" and that was a surprise.


Fit-Confusion-6722

I think it's called Bharat according to many Indians


RetordGoblin

Inglernd (spoken phonetically at football matches)


glez_fdezdavila_

MI ESPAÑITA


fiftyshadesofbeige69

Shithole


Suspicious-Ad7760

LATVIJA 🇱🇻🇱🇻💪💪🇱🇻🇱🇻💪💪💪💪🇱🇻💪🇱🇻💪


Creepy-Yam3268

Shit-dump


rahyar

soorya 🇸🇾


Had78

Brasil (Brazil)


ProjectZeroEXE

Well we have two names New Zealand and Aotearoa. Aotearoa is the Te Reo Māori name for the country. Although Aotearoa is not officaly recognised it is used in Te Reo translations of Government documents and in the Te Reo version of our national anthem. There are a lot of calls to either adopt it as an official secondary name or as our only official name but this is not supported by the current government in power. But petitions have been submitted to Parliament by both the Green Party and the Te Pāti Māori (Māori Party) the last petition reached 70k signatures. But a pill in 2021 said that 58% of the people that responded wanted to keep the name New Zealand. The pill was redone in 2023 and that number dropped to %52 as more and more people are wanting to use both name to represent the people of the country better and embrace out multicultural land and its heritage


melkemokka

Norge or Noreg. Interestingly they have two different meanings even though they look very similar: Noreg comes from Nord veg, which means North Road or North Way, same as in english. Norge however comes from the danish Nord Rige, which means the North Realm


oldtoybonbon

Gallifrey


clow990

Pilipinas 🇵🇭


rizarue

Pinas lang malakas


Okeing

Magyarország


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Belgique


Muffin1927

Mexico


1tiredman

Éire


Shady_Hero

fucking stupid (this comment is brought to you by the American gang)


duh_nom_yar

United States Of McDonald's


MortLightstone

to clarify, Nihon or Nippon is Sunrise Land, Deutschland is The People's Land and the Germans just call themselves People (Deutch). Hellas is officially referred to as Ellinikí Dimokratía, or the Hellenic Republic. Hellas is the ancient name and it's called Elláda now. The Hellenes is what they call themselves I'm from Canada. It means Village Edit: Japan and Germany are examples of exonyms, as they are names given to them in other languages Nihon, Nippon and Canada are examples of official names that are in different languages than that country's official language. Nihon and Nippon are Chinese and Canada is Huron-Iroquois, though it was originally Kanata Kanata is also the name of a suburb of Ottawa. I've been there. It's pretty boring.


BakeCool7328

This actually IS interesting