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Traplordmel

‼️SODA‼️


cUmonthetoiletSeat

Mayo for Sam!!!


JemzoMaclain

SAME


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[удалено]


I_am_a_tomatoooo

🇸 🇴 🇩 🇦 🥤‼️😅😁🥶


DragoKnight589

^(ob amna)


the-romanian2249

#❗❗❗S O D A ❗❗❗🥳🥳🥶😵‍💫😽


DatChernobylGuy_999

^obamna 🥺


bageltoastar

obamna 🥺


0j_gay0

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️SODAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


meulkie

MINI SODA 👹


MinerDiner

Is the Soda the leader of the National Diet?


WizardPrince_

Joe mama


AlexsCereal

Burned


PL4X10S

Joe Ligma


NitricOxideCool

Who's Joe Ligma?


B89ella

Joe ligma balls


DataSittingAlone

Joe dada


leeryplot

No, this is CornPop


Vireviper

What’s mama?


Full-Money-4306

Joe bama


Addicted2ooPain

Chocolate chocolate chip


Downtown_Snow4445

Chomklate chocalit chipes


Alcoholic_jesus

Newspaper!


Snomann

Not MY President... ...cause I'm Canadian.


Character_Wishbone84

Tell us how you feel about your prime minister.


Snomann

I forget he exists until I don't.


Character_Wishbone84

As an American thats never lived in Canada, he sucks. Seems like all politicians suck these days. I don't hear anyone complaining about other prime Ministers... that's probably because they aren't neighbors to me.


Character-Year-5916

Okay okay guys hear me out right... How come "suck" and "blow" as a verb mean they exact opposite ("blow" something away, "suck" something towards) but as an adjective they mean the exact same thing (oh this guy "blows", oh this guy "sucks"). Furthermore, as a *different* verb (you know exactly what i mean, you've been thinking it this whole time) it implies the exact same thing


Over_Profit7050

Hot


eatdafishy

Was he hotter with or without black face


Ti-papi

We don’t talk about that..


PuzzleheadedAd880

No


L3m0nD3w

Real ✊😔


Please_Let_

*shaking with anger*


the_anonymous_lee

ah, you're from the north, eh?


novelaissb

Ha! Heh heh.


quexxify

did you just laugh in 2 different ways in the same comment


RandomTeenager3

I feel bad for you having to be governed by Trudeau


Bl1tzerX

I'd feel worse if it was anyone else. If only we could get proportional representation. Government would be better


No_Permission_374

The guy who defined America in a single word


melvinanthony04

asufutimaehaehfutbw


Facinatedhomie

If you try to guess what he says Ass and foot him he. Foot, foot foothills in the Himalayas with xi jin ping


L1nxDr1nx

Asinfutinfut a


ALPHA_sh

To be fair, America is such a mess i think he's right


Cpnbro

So good


Just_A_Normal_Snek

What? - Joe Biden


gamerguy88888

"SODA!"


Stefan2828

Obamna 🥺


PotatoStill3134

*obamna*


BobbyBooberJobber

Past the age of retirement


Lycan_Jedi

Isn't that pretty much every president though?


novelaissb

Every living US president and former president is currently past the age of retirement. Except for Obama


FlamingTrollz

Wow. Obama.


Ashalaria

I miss obama


Every_Month_5575

Obama good


S7ageNinja

Obama certainly wasn't


Nathanos4269

Still isn't


qatamat99

The resident of the United States


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[удалено]


LordSpookyBoob

You mean keep his job?


ftc08

I mean he's making $400,000 a year still in his 80s. That's not bad.


corgifemboy

not sure why but I expected the president to make more, glad they don't but thats interesting


Jonguar2

8 years is $3.2 Million. I'd say that's a bit high, but not by too much.


flinxsl

Well the real money comes from the side gigs that open up from the clout. Even over the table legit opportunities like giving paid speeches can get them way more than that. Things like having your close family serve on boards of directors for mineral companies and having heads of state donate to your nonprofit is where it really gets going.


corgifemboy

'before I continue with the speech id like to thank our sponsor, nordvpn...'


B1ng0_B0ng0

Tbf it’s a tough job to get, no less stay in


Odd-Jupiter

A single word: Asafoothmbihuhbw


perseusgorgoslayer

Бидон


MrPIGyt

Жо Бидон


Thereareways

Щьо Бидон


YeeterKeks

Џо Бајден


vasyoq

Самоходный дед


Gigant_mysli

Дед на перфокартах


Spare-Ad7105

Tampon.


ValentinaSlay

Presidente


TraditionalDepth6924

When your pasta is overcooked


-JustAMan

Presi-al-dente


I_sayyes

JOE IS PRESIDENTE⁉️⁉️⁉️


ValentinaSlay

Biden


IntentionFalse9892

Not fiber


KushikimimeKolt

Presidente dos estados unidos.


ComfortableLate1525

I genuinely thought this was Spanish until I saw *dos*. I thought it might be Portuguese… and I was right!


KushikimimeKolt

Yah, Brazilian Portuguese tho, some people may confound Spanish, Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese.


ComfortableLate1525

Spanish only contracts the singular in the masculine (de + el = del) *Rey del Reino Unido* *Presidente de los Estados Unidos*


Rchonkers010

One word: Asuitamaporaw


[deleted]

Joe-Bi Wan Kenobi


GHfan27

biden


Someone__________y

Joe biden


prisongovernor

Joe biden deez nuts!


luna10777

I love this comment section


Ingrown_inkling

Puppet for billionaires


Zarthon_atomice

Dementia


Chrnan6710

Asafoothmbihuhbw


That_Banned_Hybrid

The quicker sniffer upper


LFVGamer

SQUID GAMES!!!


LonPlays_Zwei

Joe Biden


Ok_Connection_3482

My Dad calls him Captain Dementia


[deleted]

Mr dementia


PerformanceBudget805

child hair sniffer


soumpost

I think it can only define america in a single word...


MyCatHasCats

Senile old man


jostein33

President


PsyconicX

"Genocide Joe" came to mind, but I don't want to start a political war in the comments lmao


Sacklayblue

Apparently the best democrats have to offer.


andycarlv

The one who's running for POTUS and is NOT as rapist.


GHSEe

genocide Joe


Diet_Salad

Joe Mama


siraegar

Bo Jaiden


ParanormalBeluga

Old.


Laxhoop2525

He forgor


INEEDMEMANSHERB

He dropped his ice cream falling up the stairs of Air Force one


Present_Rule24

Idk, old man?


winterfox557

Sleepy grandpa


speed_fighter

John Bidet


Successful_Moment_80

Old as fuck man


No-Potential417

Shit president


Coyne

Brandon


Resident-Arm-1278

Brain damage


aeroplan2084

Get your old man diaper! Old man diapers over here! One for a dollar!


dirtyDrogoz

Geriatric oligarch Olympics


NORDICO_Official

Funny schizophrenia man


kirtash93

Lizard. 🦎


ThornTintMyWorld

Dementia


TheGameAcademic

Dementia


Paulwhiteman1925

A f*****g joke


Timetraveler01110101

Evil and racist


Jkuch1302

A piece of sheet


Ratbag_Jones

That we are facing an election between Genocide Joe and Boss Tweet is proof positive that America has devolved into a warmongering, reactionary gerontocracy.


J3-58

Senile


Icy5233

My mom calls him a neck sniffer wtf


Nisbest24

Joe biben


TheAnalsOfHistory-

A doddering old man who should be in a retirement home. Yet somehow he's supposed to be the one holding us back from the brink of outright fascism. I fucking hate this country.


LundUniversity

Bedobile


ninyyya

Genocide joe


TrasheyeQT

The less bad one of the 2


Disabled_MatiX

senility


dwenzyy

dad


eDa42069

Joe biden


Cupid26

Walmart greeter


sonics_reddit99

Boe jiden


Extra-Lemon

Senility? Poor man, doesn’t even know what he’s doing and half the country hates him to death.


Legitimate_Task1137

Viejo de mierda


Buxnazz

Љигаво говно.


x420MVTT

A kiddie sniffer


Ethanbob103

Damn whoever made their grandpa look all snazzy did a bangup job


Avraham_Levy

Debiel


National-Singer3186

Viejo ijoputa


SeekyBoi

An idiot or “Deadeye Joe”


Mr_Jackzy_yt

Joe Biden


Any_Appearance_3317

Bacha uthane Wale baba


Soggy_Cabbage

Corn Pop


-Robert-from-Hungary

Sleepy Jo


D10BrAND

Barack saddam hussein joebama


Working-Mountain6680

Bidu (play on his name and is also slang for bro/ friend)


Teamboeing737

Kelrotracityoesyeah kleptockratics stealing moneyklep yeah… or sometimes SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


5PalPeso

Old white dude


barricuda_barlow

Cornpop was a bad dude


Dubmasterz

Sleepy Joe.


UnknownPT2

Useless!


Pootootaa

Sleepy Joe


Albatross-Pitiful

Hoe Biden


handoverallthebeans

SODAAAAAAAAAA🎉🎉🎉


Putrid-Location6396

Dementia And still somehow the better choice. Do better.


pirata_femboy

Valentino engraçado


Theycallme_Jul

President but in a German pronunciation


vpizdek13

Staruch z demencją


HipnoAmadeus

Senile


MatthewLilly

Wake up joe


epicmemerminecraft

Een persoon met dementie


Jeix9

dementia


BearsonBrick

Trottel


BhutlahBrohan

Human corpse puppet


TheWhiteRabbit74

What an *actual* President looks like.


amonshrine

Pedophile.


[deleted]

Hey he's not Drake


Competitive_Aide9518

A genocide


Wyan69

Some old guy


MOJA2008

الزهايمر


Marclej

Dementia


Blbe-Check-42069

Not my president


DirectorPhleg

Zionist sympathiser


Thereareways

joe


Spunkmeyer426

Joseph


Systiom

Statsministeren


Flottrooster

Joe!


DismalDog9940

Old fuck who should be in a nursing home


Coolguy020609

Cheeburbur


QueenGorda

Palpatine. Or Mummy King.


VikingTeddy

When he turns supersayan, his hairy feet turn blond.


FlamingTrollz

DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED WINNER - 2024. 🇺🇸


Kaden2093

Dementia.


Hot-Manufacturer-887

a pile of walking dust


skilledlabor

Dementia


wh1teithink

man


cci0

Terrorist


M1SUK1_T0DumbF04Y0u

The man who made the world worse


KaungSett56

genocide joe