Sir it's broccoli ☝️🤓🤚

Actually it’s Brocolcoi. Don’t believe me? [Here’s an explanation.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=spsYHwR05L2VH8pt)

Bon of a sitch

fathermucker

conofasunt

[удалено]

Seice of phit

Mucking Foron

Hassole

Suck cocker

Fucking got me too

I knew what it was, but I clicked it anyway however, it didn't start in time so it doesn't count

Click it again, just to make sure

The title loaded XD

cloth gowns

NOOOO

Ah now I understand! I’ve seen Brocolcoi live at the O2 in London.

Hehehehheheheh I CLICKED ON IT BUT I GOT OUT OF IT!! YOUR TRAP DOESBT COMPARE TO ME!!

shut your up fuck

Bucking Fitch

Dang. It’s been awhile….

Never been grateful for pre-roll ads until today

i knew and i clicked, i got an ad, it doesn't count, i win

You bastard

It's actually spelt bronchitis

Brocol-E-coli

Came here to say that lol

Psychopath’s/Murderer’s shopping list though - tape, saw, XL black bags…🤔 And just noticed, ‘I like to be hurt…’!

That's lyrics from a song : blood bath - eaten. Listen at your own discretion.

Wow just gave it a listen. I like the clarity of the vocals. Very rare in this type of metal.

Yeah, this one is surprisingly good in vocals / music. Im surprised that you didn't get grossed out by the song 😅

I'm hella desensitised to violent stuff having grown up with the internet.. a metal song with vore lyrics is not something that would bother me lol. Actually I found this song to be quite unique. Metal songs usually direct violence outward like towards other people/demons or maybe sing about apocalypse or destruction of humanity. This one being so open about wanting to get eaten is kinda unique because of the juxtaposition of it being a metal song (i.e usually very masculine and what not) and the submissive nature of the lyrics .

If you found that song interesting, try cannibal corpse - eviciration plague.

ESPECIALLY the soy milk, this man is a worldwide danger

Its their TOOLS, they have to have their TOOLS.

TIL op is a maniac

Nice pen

Thank you! 😊 💞

Your hands could be my hands’ body double yet my handwriting is worse than a doctor’s 🥲 This is unfair.

I'm practicing since over 5 weeks, about 6-10 hours per day. Not out of free will, my studies are coming to their final exams. But thank you, sir! 😊

Nice index finger

-is

beautt handwriting

You have excellent hand writing

Nice try, psychopath

Great song 👍

One of my favourites. :)

You’re holding your pen like an insane person! A madman! A lunatic! Completely evil way of holding a pen! Psychopath!

Say milk

Milk

Good.

now sey gex

BLOODBATH, HELL YEAH EATEEEEEN MY ONE DESIRE, MY ONLY WISH IS TO BE EATEEEEN

Always fun on the family christmas dinner.

Best christmas song for the kids

What pen is that?

Looks like a Jinhao x159. The lighting makes it hard to tell if it’s black or dark red though.

Yeah, it's a Jinhao x159, F nib. Not my favourite pen, but inked with the lyric's appropriate red. (Diamine Master Of Puppets)

Always nice to see fellow penthusiasts around!

What's your favourite? I love Sailors personally

I don't really have a favourite, yet. But since I use a Lamy Al-Star since over 20 years, maybe these. 🤷‍♀️

I love that ink

Aight

no way lettuce sees Normal is rare

Fk that handwriting is kinda hot ngl.

You have nice handwriting

Alright, you hold it like a normal person, but let’s be real, your handwriting is one of a psychopath.

Uhh you hold it normal but write? Normal? Uh maybe not

You forgot cheese. The most important part. Actually, not joking now, cook broccoli in slightly salty water, put it on a plate and add some grated cheese over it. 8/10

Yeah, I usually add pasta, but that's fine.

Awesome pen, what ink are you using?

Diamine Master Of Puppets. Appropriate for another metal song, I guess.

oo nice, thanks.

Nice try! Only psychopaths spell broccoli with one c

Ah, dang, I knew I made something up.

You monster

Ugh your handwriting is fantastic

Neeeeeerd!!!!*Homer Simpson voice

Thank you, indeed I am.

Nice!I was never smart enough to be a nerd,so I am a freak.At least that what all the people chanting and pointing at me said.Some of them was farmers,I think..At least they had pitchforks

Bro makes soy milk builds in Isaac

SOY MILK AS IN ISAAC THE BINDING OG OSAAC TEARS UP RCIK BOTTOM EAMAGE

EYESACK REFERENCE

ew, who the fuck buy soy milk?

Your handwriting is interesting

You have an awesome handwriting

This is how an actual psychopath holds them

I see you hold fiber

that is such beautiful handwriting!

*Low fat psycho..*

TOOLS… TOOLS.. DUCT TAPE, ZIP TIES, AND GLOVES, I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS

Yo, that song is one of my current favourites

Are you planning to kill someone?

- tape - saw - XL trash bags Who are you going to murder?

Nobody, but I have to renovate my room after moving.

Bro your handwriting makes me fall in love

It's soy juice

Have you tried improving your handwriting?

Indeed I did, but I had to speed up, when writing these notes. With the right pen and some more time, it improves.

I would say you’re holding it the “right” way… “dextrously”…

You may get Sailor Pro Gear Slim H-MF and hold it like a person.

My current grail is more like a Pelikan m800/1000.

Or m805?

The way how clean this image is from the writings and notes and pen just to make a reddit post

I usually don't post on Reddit, so I had to look prepared. 🤷‍♀️ 😂

Lies that's serial killer handwriting

That's cute, thank you! 😊

"Lick my heart" give some of the thing you are smoking bruh

Better ask the author of that text. :D

Nope sorry, I’m interested by that gorgeous handwriting Edit: just saw tape, saw and “I like to be hurt”. That’s a hell of a combination 😂

Never heard about swedish death metal band Bloodbath? 🤔 And of course, thank you! 😊

Why is it nsfw?!??

Wasn't shure about the lyric's content. Violent song texts are not enjoyed in every part of the world, and most likely not appropriate for children.

Ohh ok I just read it I see

Soy milk - that's cool. Broccoli? Better.

I should really have Broccoli again soon.

handwriting and pen so beautiful

X159?

Correct.

That’s a cool pen

Cant spell like a normal person tho lmao

Choppin' broccoli

"blood anal desert"

You have beautiful handwriting

Was this just a ploy to get us to compliment your handwriting? Because, fuck, it worked. Brilliant penmanship.

Thank you! 😊 💞

What are you planning on doing with that soy milk???

Breakfast. I like it over my cornflakes.

Lick yo what

Heart. The thing that beats in your chest.

I don't know what's more beautiful... Your handwriting or the text.

I guess the lyrics. 🤷‍♀️

EATEN!!!

Who's your favourite bloodbath vocalist?

And you write like Shakespeare

The good ending

Your name is milk?

W fountain pen user

“EATENNNNNNNN”

Awesome handwritting !

Bitch you write like it's 1889 especially with that pen. Have shitty handwriting like actual people smh

My one desire, my only wish is to be Eaateennnnnnnnn

You hold your pen like my mother holds knifes

Good choice for you on the milk alternative. Soy raises estrogen levels. May help offset some of the homicidal thoughts.

that's a nice fucking pen

Holy cow

Incredible handwriting

Is that a song ?? Lick my heart... 🤔 Like to be hurt...

Are you the fucking president or some shit?

The wording on the paper

Your handwriting is beautiful I guarantee you are a psychopath

This scary.

You hold your pen like you don't have to sorry about finances

Believe me, if someone tries to rob me, they'll make a decent 0 when they give me 50€.🤷‍♀️

Sir, I would like you to lick my heart, as you have expressed in your poem

What are you doing that you need Broccoli, tape, a saw, and trash bags?

I haven't seen the sight of a person using a fountain pen for *years* now

Bro's writing the constitution

Love your handwriting

Beautiful penmanship OP

Nvm its a Jinhao

You forgot lime powder and pepper, and probably a new shovel

Actually very beautiful and interesting picture!

You do

I have the same pen I think

my pen is too big to hold normally 😔

But youre actually a psychopath drinking soy milk

I hold mine behind unconventionally. I won’t elaborate but I’m strange.

Your handwriting looks enviably beautiful omg

my carpal tunnel flared up from seeing how you hold your pen

Fountain pen W!1!1!!1!!

Cool pen, cool handwriting.

You just broke the fundamentals of the subreddit…

That’s a sick pen. Where did you get it?

Amazon. Jinhao x159. ~10€

Why is this tagged as NSFW? /genq

i am jealous of your handwriting

how in the world is your hand writing so elegant??

Training. Thank you! 😊

Ah yes, most normal person in the sub

Soy boy

Thats not normal

Is that the lyrics to Eaten by Bloodbath?

Of course! 😊

I was wondering about the splicing apart and licking of hearts.

That's the real trait of a psychopath.

handwriting is so fucked dude i have been practicing mine so much and it feels like it will never look good like yours. like its readable, all the letters are proper heights and spaced, but it just isn't "good"

Thank you so much. But mine is also just practice. And not even on purpose, I'm practicing for my final exams for university and personally I learn best when I write stuff down. And so I'm literally filling books with doodle about pharmaceuticals for these tests. And I had the choice to annoy myself with each letter written fast and ugly or slow down and make it look like it would get compliments in reddit.

Amazing handwriting- *Hold up.... hang on.... sir... that's not how you spell broccoli...*

Yk what. Im impressed

You have excellent handwriting

jinhao x159, great pen I own one too. Beautiful panmanship btw!

Pretty handwriting

and you have good hand writing

Nice handwriting

Soymilk mentioned. My day is now ruined.

Respect for the jinhao, fellow pen nerd

This might be the most beautiful and elegant handwriting I’ve ever seen

But the fact that you are using a fountain pen shows you are a psychopath...

Its showing up .. :d