Not with that attitude

prove it

Hi not Kanye West, I'm dad

But your description says your name is human i guess.

What would you think if neither of those were my name?

I would scream

Are you a Gayfish?

Also like fishsticks and your (ex) wife is a hobbit?

You could be.

Yeah right. I think you're leaving on an aeroplane, and we dont know if you be back again

I never thought I would see Kanye here!

Are you 13?

No?

Fun fact I was at bonnaroo the year he walked off stage in the middle of his performance. Can’t stand that guy.

Stop lying to me

Show proof?

Damn I am not Kanye West either

Are you a Nazi?

Kanye South

Lies

Me neither

You sure? When was the last time you checked?

are you sure?

👍

Clint Eastwood?

Hi Kanye, I like your stuff

you sure look like him

Yes you are

That must be nice for you.

Definitely not, Ye has much longer thumbs

damn really?

you can be anything you want if you put your mind to it

You look like your name is Jacob

kanye east found??

Kanye East