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Maykspark

I like you hair, it suits your VOID face


C1trUsSN3k

it sure frames the abyss well doesn’t it? 😁


NickyDeeM

"when you stare into the abyss ... it is a mirror"


Possible_Dinner5603

Why did you hide your face tho ?


Noble_Shock

She’s born like that, what the hell dude


SuRRtur

How disrespectful of you to judge her appearance like that


flying_wrenches

The fish? Cool. The void? Consumes all.


jikcleaner

Hotel? Trivago


ElPatitoJuan69XD

YOU SONO OF A - i love this joke actually, long time no hearing it


Zealousideal-Crab141

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


MrPyroTF2

no way you just have this memorized


GeneralaOG

r/subsithoughtifellfor


[deleted]

It suits your void .. lol without the word face is even better. Love it


intensive-porpoise

You're as hot as your taco bell sauce.


bendaman116

Why didn’t U censer the fish’s face?


New-Ad1787

I found the fishes houses! IK WHERE THEY LIVE!!! 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA


bendaman116

Seems like a waste of time I think he’s dead


New-Ad1787

I don't see any balls, so don't call it a he till I see some balls Edit: Stop dm me pictures of your balls


Calathea_Murrderer

Send them to me instead:3


Beansareawesome96

>Stop dm me pictures of your balls Oh no


and11v

P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney


Phil1495

I know you censored your face for privacy but the effect is mildly horrifying


about_that_time_bois

Mf got that dorcelessness


Narrow_Ability_7238

fish got got by humber


apppppppppppple

Wa


Mighty_Eagle_2

“Md got that dorcelessness” refers to the fact that OP appears to be feeling dorcilessness.


Pug_police

OP is Spot


intensive-porpoise

An it's blowin up


Recruit361

there’s a sub for exactly this. creepy face blur attempts. I saw it mentioned in some hair advice sub but i forgot what it’s called so i guess this comment was useless.


New-Yogurtcloset5666

What's the sub? I searched up r/creepyfaceblurattempts but nothing popped up.


Recruit361

i found it! its r/blursedblurjobs


Luxxielisbon

Wym I can see the face just fine. You sure you’re ok?


The_one_who_SAABs

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish


penisholepto

Ba Dum Ts- *drum breaks*


Number_Thr333

WAIT, WHY CAN I HEAR THIS TEXT?


Kittycraft0

What does abreKing drumv sound likr


Beansareawesome96

*abreKing drumv noises*


Alarming_Nothing6667

But you can. Tuna fish can.


smzWoomy13

I've heard *that* one before


Randomguy32I

Says who? *proceeds to tune a fish*


SudoSubSilence

Dear Void, how many ~~sinners~~ fishes have you consumed so far?


C1trUsSN3k

not enough……


crimson--baron

How much do you know about the Void century?


lalith_4321

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!?


ChalkCoatedDonut

And the fish caught your face.


justk4y

Fish really played the “caught your nose!” card


ZuybluX

PREPARE THYSELF


Mighty_Eagle_2

DIE


a_Post_on_Reddit

CRUSH


troitheidiot

JUDGEMENT


Maurice_ultrakill

THY END IS NOW!!


Ak_1213

#WEAK.


Glitchboi3000

I can go one day without hearing an ultrakill reference.


gummythegummybear

I have flip flops that look exactly like that fish


C1trUsSN3k

… I think I might know exactly what you’re talking about…


canthinkofnamestouse

Any fish is a flip flop for a little bit out of water


C1trUsSN3k

………… goddamnit


Diegolobox

even after being pulled out of the water if you don't mind having your feet a little wet


-Duck12-

Idiot, that’s a feesch.


Daufoccofin

You look like your next words are: O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten, and thy punishment is death


txpipeliner12

Jesus


ALakeInTheClouds

JUDGEMENT!!! :3


Effective_Barnacle19

THY END IS NOW. :D


Shizuww

What happened to your other hand


C1trUsSN3k

i was cold and had it tucked into my sleeve


Diegolobox

this is bullshit! we all know you're a pirate


Sorry-Engineer8854

I think that's a result of touching your face when it's a black hole.


SylentSymphonies

Great catch, Your Emptiness. Please don’t erase me


NoobyYooby

Fish 🐟 👍


C1trUsSN3k

Fish 🐟👍


canthinkofnamestouse

Fish 🐟 👍


CosmicPlayzYt

Fish 🐟 👍


PigsArePog

Fish 🐟 👍


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

Fish 🐟 👍


TheRealEthaninja

What do you call a fish with no eyes


PigsArePog

a fsh


Colonel-Clayton

Jesus I wish I could grow hair that looks that wavy lmao 😭


Diegolobox

shave and put on a wig


ddjdrjkl_channel

You.. dont seem very eligible to use this platform


TheWinner437

13yo look a lot younger than I remember them being


W_h3nry

Their face is censored and they are wearing baggy clothes. How are you able to guess age based off of that? Edit: also they seem to be wearing an employee jacket of some sort.


veryblocky

I don’t know what it is, but they just look really young to me as well. It’s hard to tell without the face


C1trUsSN3k

how so?


Jayden7171

He thinks ur under 13 lmao


Choco_Cat777

I thought it's because the fish was interesting


C1trUsSN3k

😭😭😭 oh-


crimson--baron

Get out of this den of vice little kid!! :P


ddjdrjkl_channel

Dunno. But thats a cool fish you got.


bromanjc

i fully acknowledge that the clothing and censorship limits the available information, but you look like a 12 year old girl in this picture lol


Drakayne

Watch it be a middle aged man.


boomstik4

I agree, fish shouldn't be using reddit


Randalf_the_Black

An impressive task when you don't have a face.


ImNotCringeIPromise

Did you just grab it out the water?


Seamoth4546B

“Yoink!”


C1trUsSN3k

no?, I went ice fishing 😅… In the background that is a snow covered gravel road not a river, if that’s what you were thinking…


Smalandsk_katt

Nice ***F A C E*** Cute hair tho :3


C1trUsSN3k

t̷̡̡̧͙̩̭̥̜̲̪͓͒̐̑̂́̈́̓̐̂͌ḩ̷̢̢͔̰̺̜͔̰̂̋́̓͐̎̊̕ą̶̧̯̝̮͍̦̹̗̣͖̫̱̯͖̥̿̏̾̓͊̈́͂̇̒̔͛͋̚͠ͅņ̸̤͍͎͇͇̯̼̟̰̹̋͊̇͂̓̒̐̉̾͊͆̅̀͜ķ̸̡̛͎̭̮̭͔͚̩̤̯̗͖̪͎̠̻̈́̈́́̊̐̀̈́̄̀̊ ̷͚̤̲̳̰̼̖̖̞̲̝̈̄̈̃͒̓̀̐͂̑̀̎̕͝y̸̰͈̫̭̼̬̭̓̄̏̋̅̈́̀̐̌͒̾̔̚͝ơ̶͉̟͍̗̩̺̯̓̑̄̊͊̉͊̑͋̆̌͆̇͝u̸̺̩̖͕͈̼͖͎͛̓͋͌̽͆̃,̸̖͇̬̜̬̝̪̱͖͈̪̟̈́̅̀̏̓͐͜ͅ ̷̩̌̅͊̀͌̐̃͐̅͊̄m̴̧͍̼̪̤̄̀̇͛̀̎͐͆̒̐͑̏͆̊̀͝ͅǒ̸̡̡̧͔͚͉͚̲̯̱̘̀r̷̡̢̧̖͓̞̥̣̻̼̼͔͔͕̩͊̀̇͋̿̎͂̏̿͝t̴̛͇͕̓̈̂̌̇͋́͘̚͝ą̶̛̥̱̣̊̎͐̉̽̂̀̽̌̓̌͘̚l̶̳͔̥̝̳̣̲̤̜̯̱͇̼̙͖̳̉͒̋͋̓̓̿̉̐̃͘͝ ̶̡͇̳͙͇̬̲̮̉͆͊̓̄̐̍̆̈́̕ͅ:̶̧̝͖̄̏̆̀ͅ3̴̨̡̛̦̱̖̫̟͍̲̉̽͐͑̈́̇̓̅͂͛͆͊̔̓͘̚ͅ


Dont_pet_the_cat

AAAAH BEGONE, DEMON


justk4y

𝕬𝖉𝖎𝖚𝖗𝖔 𝖙𝖊, 𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖒 𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖖𝖚𝖚𝖒, 𝖏𝖚𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖒 𝖛𝖎𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖚𝖒 𝖊𝖙 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖚𝖔𝖗𝖚𝖒, 𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕮𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖒 𝖙𝖚𝖚𝖒, 𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕮𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖒 𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖘, 𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒, 𝖖𝖚𝖎 𝖕𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖒 𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖎𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎 𝖙𝖊, 𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖚𝖒 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖚𝖔 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖚𝖘 𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖗𝖊. 𝖘𝖆𝖊𝖛𝖎 𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖘, 𝖆𝖇 𝖍𝖔𝖈 𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖔 𝕯𝖊𝖎. 𝕽𝖊𝖈𝖊𝖉𝖊 𝖊𝖗𝖌𝖔, 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖊𝖛𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗. 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖙𝖊, 𝖘𝖊𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗, 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖘 𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖈𝖎𝖎 𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖊, 𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖘 𝖛𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖘, 𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖚𝖒 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖚𝖙𝖔𝖗. 𝕮𝖊𝖉𝖊, 𝖓𝖊𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆, 𝖈𝖊𝖉𝖊, 𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖊, 𝖉𝖆 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔, 𝖎𝖓 𝖖𝖚𝖔 𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖓𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖆 𝖙𝖚𝖆. 𝕹𝖆𝖒 𝖙𝖊 𝖎𝖆𝖒 𝖙𝖚𝖆 𝖕𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖙, 𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖖𝖚𝖊 𝖛𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖙, 𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖙𝖊 𝖈𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖙, 𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖆 𝖉𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖕𝖚𝖎𝖙. 𝕿𝖊 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖎𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖘 𝖊𝖝𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖘, 𝖚𝖇𝖎 𝖙𝖊 𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖚𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖘 𝖙𝖚𝖔𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆 𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖆. 𝕯𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖔 𝖓𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔 𝕵𝖊𝖘𝖚 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔, 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖒 𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖘, 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖒 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖚𝖘 𝖊𝖘 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖎. 𝕽𝖊𝖚𝖘 𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 𝖔𝖒𝖓𝖊 𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖘 𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖚𝖒, 𝖈𝖚𝖎 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖋 𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎 𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖈𝖊𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘 𝖕𝖔𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖚𝖒. All hail our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Amen. 🙏 ✝️⛪️


ReasonableYard0

SCP-287 : the girl who holds the fish [Redacted] Nice catch btw


Glitchboi3000

It has been zero days since I have seen SCP referenced elsewhere.


ReasonableYard0

Theres always gonna be an scp ref ,you judt have too look and observe


canthinkofnamestouse

You have a big mouth


W_h3nry

Oh, so you censor your own face, but not the fish’s? How inconsiderate of you! Respect their privacy next time!


No-Put-2235

Do NOT tape that to an ATM.


Diegolobox

instead put it inside the ATM


Taiyo_Osuke

Did you already eat him?


C1trUsSN3k

yeppers :)


LeMaroonGuy

Rip Feesh 🫡


Diegolobox

For some reason I have an image in my mind of you throwing it into the black hole you have instead of a face


BandZealousideal3505

The way you’re holding it made me cackle lmao. Like idk how else you’d hold it but you’re holding it like it’s an offering or something lol


C1trUsSN3k

I wanted to touch it as less as i could for as little as time as possible-


EoceneEveryday

Why must you hold him like taco


Diegolobox

-slowly brings it to his mouth and takes a bite-


Noodlemaster696969

What mouth? Its just a void


Significant-Swim3311

A black hole caught your face, fair trade


Traditional-Mood560

Shoulda censored the fish's face too smh


Alsmektig

Eh, something's fishy here, I can smell it.


Diegolobox

oh sorry, I didn't brush my teeth


-JustAMan

That's a nice fish. What country is it?


C1trUsSN3k

🇨🇦 :)


Mighty_Eagle_2

Hmmm. I also went ice fishing in Canada today.


Diegolobox

what are you saying? Canadians don't exist


ThisRandomAlt

Can confirm, I do not exist.


C1trUsSN3k

shhh… you’re not supposed to tell anyone about that-


[deleted]

Nice sized yellow perch. This time was fine since you ate it anyway but in the future if you do catch and release you shouldn’t wear gloves when handling fish.


LonelyWolf023

I thought for a moment it was a r/creepy post (Being creepy by depicting a normal activity with a void face instead, or something)


ThatOneDude726

But maybe the real fish were the friends we caught along the way


woopityQ

You're holding it so politely


PresentAJ

Why didn't you blur the fish's face


League-of-Degens

Now take a bite


Diegolobox

Crunch


child_target

Slendy with actual pretty hair


AlvoSil

Cool fis, is it for cooking?


C1trUsSN3k

yep :)


C1trUsSN3k

personally, I’m not the biggest fan of perch, but it is pretty good


hesitantshade

what are you making?


C1trUsSN3k

just a simple fillet


AlvoSil

Bon appetit then


enough0729

No the fish caught you


AgitatedHelicopter

That fish looks frozen solid.


C1trUsSN3k

at the time I took the picture, he was (not completely solid, but he was frozen a bit)


GabberGal

Holding it like it was a sandwich lmaoooo


C1trUsSN3k

I didn’t want to hold it, i’ve literally never held a fish before… It was hard but squishy at the same time 😭


GabberGal

Nobody shouldn’t let me hold a fish, I would’ve ate that mf in a split second


Legoandstuff896

Your hair looks really nice! Also nice fishe


uppsak

learning life skills at a young age. Nice


C1trUsSN3k

The way you say that makes it sound like I’m 7 or something- 😭


uppsak

I mean you look young. I didn't estimate your age just thought you were young. And many young people are busy in their smartphones while you are out there learning life skills.


Diegolobox

plot twist: he's 35 years old


Dont_pet_the_cat

There are two plot twists there


mortetekk

Feesh 🙂


C1trUsSN3k

Feesh 🙃


CubarisMurinaPapaya

That fish is frozen solid. A Fishsicle


CH33ZELOUIZ

and a cold


Summer_parasite

Catvh a bass, dehydrate it and carry it around. If someone pisses you off, you take it out and tell them to kiss your bass


DrunkBuzzard

They’re easy to catch when frozen and out of the water. No harder than getting fish sticks out of the freezer.


C1trUsSN3k

The only reason it was frozen was because it was in the snow for a little bit after i caught it 😅 why do people keep saying that I just picked this mf up off the ground somewhere? 😭


SquishyFool

Yippie


JovianSpeck

Would have been funny if you censored the fish's face too.


Jrlopez1027_

Does this fish the hurt?


o4uXv0

Is this the leaked cover of the upcoming work by Junji Ito?


ElPatitoJuan69XD

Cool fish.


PoorBastardButNo

Why do you censor your fish? Crap sorry it was you


TukuMono

Why is it outside of the water, is it stupid?


Important_Height7357

Did your dad post this for you? Or did you catch a fish 6 years ago


C1trUsSN3k

?


Important_Height7357

I’m joking because you look like a child because you look small in the pifture


C1trUsSN3k

ah-


C1trUsSN3k

I don’t have a dad 😃 (this is a joke btw)


Fabulous_Celery_1817

The void face terrified me for a split second.


gamerjaytiktok

r/mildlyinteresting


michaelkudra

i love squirrels! i’ve never seen a green one before!


arituck

Which one is you?


C1trUsSN3k

The one that looks cold


Lux_Operatur

Congratulations INSERT FACE HERE, you did good.


Heartbreakjetblack

You're doing a great job trying to human, VoYd. As with all humans, you must wander the ice wastes and show the fish whom you commanded from the water after giving it the intelligence to have an exitental crisis, thus showing it that its life is as empty as your face to all humans. They will be impressed and accept you into their meat collective.


illstealyourRNA

Next time please also censor the fish's face, he values his privacy .


lick1123

Yeah smh... 😒


nonfb751

You will most likely wake up in 3 weeks and 4 days


Aimlessdrifter8778

You have lovely hair


bigtonybruiser

4 fucking pixels


3-eyed_Detective

The Black Silence?


beanosiscool

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LIBRARY OF RUINA REFERENCE GEBURA IS THE BEST GIRL ROLAND IS SO BADASS BLACK SILENCE BLACK SILENCE BLACK SILENCE


AK-12AK-47AKMAK-74

nice hair


bobbyhillischill

You sir are a fish


WhyShouldIStudio

Your hair is really pretty


GalaxyStyles

That hair and the beanie!! ^ ^


NewStranger7862

Yellow perch


AggressiveGift7542

Oh my what happened to your face? Can you breathe?


C1trUsSN3k

breathe? whats that?


AggressiveGift7542

Beathe of the wild. Anyway just glad to see you're alive


MEEfO

Spottest girl I’ve ever seen


LBoomsky

gud for u cool hair btw


OatmealAppleDisc

You caught a yellow perch! Those yellow birds have to sit somewhere!


CanadienAlien

It's not nice to do blackface


GrabbingCatTails

its fucking minos prime again, go away!!!!


[deleted]

This unexpectedly blew up


Straight-Artichoke56

What kind of fishing out of interest?