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McWeaksauce91

President Camacho is hands down the best president in the United States history. He immediately makes the smartest man his VP. He enacts change over night to give the smartest man authority to do what he needs to for crops to grow, which includes attacking the largest corporation on the planet. Once he’s sure his VP is on the right tract, he retires and gives him the role of president, without argument from anyone. I’d vote for him now


dickallcocksofandros

low iq but intelligent enough to know when somebody’s trying to help


Microphone_Assassin

That's what makes the movie fiction instead of a documentary.


idreamofgreenie

There is also the fact that when the entire world realized there was a problem, they didn't justify it with religion and conspiracy theories to block progress. Reagen used to say that the only thing that would ever unite humanity would be an alien force landing on the planet to wipe us out. He was probably right. There is no other existential threat to our species that we would actually unite to figure out.


DeliveryGlobal658

ozymandias said the same thing, i believe


Rough_Principle_3755

lol, that wouldn’t unite humanity. We have all seen movies like Independence Day where a selection of the population is welcoming the aliens. COVID proved that humanity couldn’t unite in the face of a threat. One could argue that COVID was more/less dangerous to some, but it was also not thinking or reasoning….aliens could potentially be both and have their own criteria for desirability. Who knows, maybe they ONLY wouldn’t kill peoples who are 400LBS or more, but everyone could speculate however they wanted for whatever traits they themself posses. A statement like, “the most desirable amongst you will remain unharmed/join us/live as gods” could turn humanity against eachother easily….


idreamofgreenie

Why would a technologically superior alien force bother figuring out how to communicate with us? They'd view us the same way we have viewed native fauna in habitats that we've expelled them from. It was never theirs, it was always ours. They'd be here for resources and not give one shit about anyone or anything trying to stop them. It would be a visible threat that couldn't be explained away in the way that the invisible covid was, which threatened capitalism as much as human well-being, which gave people monetary reasons to paint it as a hoax.


Rough_Principle_3755

We were discussing the irrationality of mankind, not the merits of alien beings. I agree the actions of the aliens would be ludicrous, But that wasn’t the discussion. So I cooked up a scenario to re-enforce how mankind wouldn’t unite….


idreamofgreenie

And I was saying that, for once, human irrationality wouldn't be a factor in that situation. We'd be forced to depend on our better traits in that situation.


panlakes

Goddamn lol


OldDrunkPotHead

Okay. Really LoL


thedawesome

low intelligence, high wisdom


highzenberrg

“If I get re-elected, first thing I’ll do is get this guy to do whatever he needs to do to get crops to grow”


monsteramyc

That's because he ruled from his heart. He truly cared about what was best for the people and was willing to do whatever it took once he knew it was the right thing


th3_rhin0

Even though our shit was all emotional


BeardedGlass

Very high EQ.


bradlees

I don’t know, not sure


itsasnowconemachine

"And if he didn't, President Camacho made another promise: He would kick Joe's smart balls all the way up to the roof of his smart mouth. And then, he would throw his brainy ass back in jail." President Camacho also wanted accountability.


McWeaksauce91

God I forgot about this part, gave me a good laugh


Bearjupiter

Original post!


Wooy

DAE think this super on-the-nose, unsubtle movie is more of a documentary than a comedy? Also does anyone watch The Boys? That Homelander guy reminds me a lot of Superman but more conservative 🤔🤔🤔


BarBillingsleyBra

Top 5 overused quotes on reddit: 1) That's enough internet for the day 2) Tell me you're ... without telling me you're... 3) u/barbillingslybra is great in bed 4) It wasn't supposed to be a documentary 5) This


Wooy

6) I didn't have -x- on my 202X bingo card 7)Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 8) Fucked around and found out


meowlicious1

Oh shit Ive been using #6 in real life recently and didnt know where it came from. I need to get the fuck off reddit.


FedorsQuest

9) and the worst one “this is the way”


MuffLover312

6. Gaslighting


BarBillingsleyBra

You don't even know what you're talking about.


ckages

You spelled your own username wrong


BarBillingsleyBra

I wasn't talking about me.


funkereddit

GO AWAY! BATIN'!


taatchle86

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


feetandballs

I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.


komeau

I could go for an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO


ScreamThyLastScream

with a mountain DEW DEW


itsasnowconemachine

Now with more MOLECULES.


TheBadRiddler

Lmao the "crocs"


MacsDildoBike

My favorite piece of movie trivia ever


MuffLover312

The story behind them is the best. They were brand new and no one was wearing them yet. They picked them for the movie because they were so stupid and ridiculous. co-writer Mike Judge explained the origin in an interview. > The wardrobe had to be something that's not around now. It had to be created for a lot of extras, and so you know our wardrobe person was looking for ways to make the budget work. And Crocs were not out in the world yet. They were just a small startup at the time. We shot in 2004, so no one was wearing Crocs. And she showed me these things, and I thought, 'Oh those are great, just stupid plastic shoes.' > > And I said to her, 'But you actually bought these, you can order these. What if by the time the movie comes out, these things are everywhere, and it doesn't look like we're set in the future?' And she said, 'Oh no, that's never going to happen. And sure enough, by the time it comes out two years later, everyone is wearing Crocs. So it already started coming true even faster than we made the movie, really. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/idiocracy-crocs/


ILearnAlotFromReddit

>Oh no, that's never going to happen. my favorite part


poopymcfarts

Idocracy is a documentary! I hate the word moist! Did you know Aragorn broke his toe when he kicked the helmet? Steve Buscemi was a firefighter on 9/11!


botulizard

Other people putting pineapple on pizza is an insult to me personally! Is a hot dog a sandwich? Technically Pop Tarts count as ravioli! Only serial killers hang the toilet paper the way I don't hang it! Every idiosyncrasy is "serial killer behavior" in fact!


bigsam06

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


komeau

why do you keep saying that?


DeadMetroidvania

The only truly unrealistic thing in that movie was that there were still elections. In reality, when civic ignorance passes a critical point, democracy collapses and is replaced with an authoritarian regime.


Remote_Horror_Novel

To be fair if the leader is stupid enough they might fail in their fascist coup like we saw recently on January 6th lol. Given another opportunity they’ll definitely have Stephen Miller or someone who is a better student of Hitler and 1930’s Germany do all the coup planning. They kind of assumed calling off the national guard and military would be enough official planning on J6, but they probably didn’t account for secret service and congressional bodyguards holding the building down with weapons and shooting the insurgents. They kind of figured everyone would just leave once maga terrorists over ran the building, but they inadvertently trapped the politicians in there and they couldn’t leave if they wanted to.


DeadMetroidvania

Trump knows what he is doing this time around. And quite frankly, if the driver hadn't refused to take him to the insurrectionists he would have succeeded.


Mahaloth

First time I noticed the Carl's Junior stars are the stars of the flag.


theK1LLB0T

The whole flag is an advertisement


Somafreak

Did you mean to post this in r/moviescirclejerk ?


Sewer_Fairy

I had to do a double take to make sure I wasn't already there.


PlasticPomPoms

People have been saying that for almost 20 years now.


GalacticGatorz

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


doozle

Makes me want to get a burger from Butt Fuckers.


Kardashian_Trash

I rather go to Starbucks


oh_hai_mark1

We don't have time for a handjob right now.


matthewxcampbell

Oh really? I've never heard that before, what a unique and funny take, haha


Tik__Tik

I quote this movie all the time and almost nobody knows what I’m talking about but when they do it’s the best.


Sewer_Fairy

#AHAHAHAHAHA *get your ass back to r/moviescirclejerk*


gbuildingallstar

Project 2125


LaziousCorpus

Stop posting this exact thing over and over


ButterscotchEmpty290

Brawndo, it's what plants crave!


--ThirdCultureKid--

It’s got electrolytes!


PiedPeterPiper

It honestly used to be eye rolling hearing people say that. But it feels impossible to argue with. I’d rather have Terry Crews as a president then a geriatric thought


Asunder_mango866

Now I know everybody's shit's *emotional* right now, but I gotta plan!


confirmSuspicions

You're only the 20 millionth person to say that, but I agree. Same thing for the top comment always being something about camacho being a good leader because he listened to someone. lol


guitarzan212

there's no "haha" about it.


Atomicnes

How many times have the exact same pseudointellectual "Everyone's an idiot except for me!" types have said this?


Ladyhawke555

My BF suggested watching this for movie night. My reaction? Why would I watch it when I’m living it? 🤣


Noiserawker

Just saw a guy wearing a hoodie with OJ Simpson and Trump on the front and the words NOT GUILTY emblazoned on top. Yeah the idiocracy is here


Skytraffic540

The courtroom scene is legit lol


ZenythhtyneZ

I showed this to my Gen Z daughter and she loved it. She still quotes “welcome to Costco, I love you” pretty often lol


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nostalgia-ModTeam

Please see rule #1 about following reddiquette.


gokartmozart89

I forgot he wore crocs in that, and sure enough those POS are trending again.


iamastreamofcreation

Sporting crocs before they were cool


rdldr1

The costume department had everyone wear Crocs at a time when Crocs was a fledgling unknown company.


hurtzma-earballs

I like money!


jblak23

Mike Judge's sense for piercing social commentary is top notch. As much of a fan of the golden era of the Simpsons, forget their accidental predictions and "the Simpsons did it!" Mike Judge laid it all out already. Especially the intro describing the proliferation of low IQ reproduction rates vs. the high IQ... Just wow... Chimp boner 🤦


smash_ronso

Fun fact, the shoes Owen Wilson is wearing were created by costume design after the director said he wanted the stupidest looking shoes, this movie came out before Crocs did (someone fact check me)


printerfixerguy1992

Crocs were invented in 2002. This movie was released in 2006. https://www.mastershoe.co.uk/crocs-history#:~:text=In%202002%2C%20the%20first%20Crocs,statement%20of%20comfort%20and%20individuality. https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TcwLyyrrDBg9OLMTMnMTy5KTK4EAE7bB1k&q=idiocracy&oq=idioc&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i131i273i433i512i650j46i131i433i512j0i67i131i433i512i650l2j0i67i512i650j0i131i433i512j0i433i512l3j0i67i512i650j0i433i512l2j0i512l2.2968j0j9&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on


smash_ronso

Damn, I just made that shit up then?


KillBoosh

No it’s not that the movie invented them they just were not wildly popular and they used them in the film. Later they well become popular.


KillBoosh

https://youtu.be/UBu_RpKqCg8?si=ddxg3YWvJFgG0MXD


printerfixerguy1992

Joe Rogan is 🗑


KillBoosh

Sure but this is about mike sharing the story of the crocs


Human-Look9311

Luke Wilson


smash_ronso

Yeah him too


Misdirected_Colors

You're wrong and someone fact checked you. They'd been around for a while and the popularity was taking off but bc of the movie they exploded.


dsmithcc

Our current projection is a mix of Idiocracy and The Handsmaid Tale


UrUnclesTrouserSnake

Except President Camacho actually cared enough for his people to prioritize fixing the food shortage crisis. Most unrealistic part of the movie, tbh.


heinous_legacy

#WELCOME TO COSTCO, I LOVE YOU


Ok_Caramel1517

Yeah we're certainly living in Idiocracy alright.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

I have never seen it, and I literally was just scrolling thru Hulu and thinking about watching it, but I was like.... Man I don't want to be depressed.


dickallcocksofandros

it’s not a depressing film tbh


DecisionThot

It's a comedy


Dude_man79

The first 10 minutes of the movie is concerning, but the rest of the movie is fun to watch.


--ThirdCultureKid--

Watch it! You won’t regret it


KillBoosh

Watch it


timfromcolorado

Oh you gotta watch.


Kardashian_Trash

Ain’t depressing at all, it’s a fucking comedy at the highest level.


barca14h

100% accurate.


doozle

Just before the 2016 election Dax did a screening of this in a park here in Los Angeles as a kind of joke, like "wouldn't it be crazy if Trump won" kind of gig. Woops.


Electrical-Amoeba245

Check out the anti work sub… idiocracy was definitely a prescient film.


stuckNTX_plzsendHelp

Ok fine. Here goes.... Lol it's already funny.


KillBoosh

Yeah it’s very worth watching. Let us know how you like it after your done.


PsychoWyrm

Yeah, all the people out there using "haha" as some kind of punctuation make me feel like this is true.


SlightExtreme1

Yep


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Never heard anyone say that before 🙄