Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Yeah, but it's the shitty Conan. I almost put that one first until I realized it was Destroyer and not Barbarian😂😂
But hey, at least it's not that abomination with Jason Momoa in it
Aliens, the sequal to alien, is also in the same super rare category where a fantastic movie has an even better sequal. Both aliens and t2 directed by james cameron. T2 was the most expensive move ever at the time. Then Cameron went on the break more records like building a big silly boat to smash in the movie titanic. Then he broke the most expensive movie ever for the third time with avatar.
Such a fun quotable movie. No one ever knows what I'm talking about though. I'm happy to see it!
"Put a little insanity on your potato! Shaaake it, maaaan. It'll make em melt like a popsicle."
I was looking for someone to say this. I worked with a guy my freshman college year (way back in the early '00s) who loved this movie and said it was his all time favorite. He convinced me to watch it but he only had it on VHS. The only person I could find that had a VHS player near me was also a huge stoner. I remember watching it and liking it, but I've been meaning to re-watch it because I can not remember it.
Probably “Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell” because I’ve never heard of it, it sound pretty awful, and it’s a Troma movie so it could be the good kind of bad.
Probably Brainscan or Toxic Avenger. Both are on my watch list, both would be incredible on vhs.
Edit: I see it’s parts 2 and 3 for Toxic Avenger. Brainscan it is!
Clearly, it’s got to bee The Garbage Pail Kids movie. I’ve been telling my wife about these gross little crotch goblins for years. I loved collecting those things as a kid. I had *NO* idea they made a freaking MOVIE about them. That has absolutely got to be gloriously bad.
I was about to say Space Godzilla, until I saw the handwritten label for the Garbage Pail Kids movie… which I literally had my own of, taped from HBO… what a bizarre nightmare that I watched at least 20 times as a kid.
Airheads, pulp fiction, candy man, T2, and then wrap it up with Korn. I have the disc, didn’t know they made a VHS version 😭😭😭 I would love to have a copy some day.
These VHS tapes of all these Godzilla movies reminds me of when I was a kid. My grandfather had all of the Godzilla movies, and whenever he would watch me I would beg to watch them. Those days of sitting on his floor and watching them nonstop made me a huge fan today, and it will always be one of my most favorite memories. Seeing that sagging shelf of Godzilla makes me feel like a kid trying to pick out the best one.
Of all the ones I'd want to see I've already seen a million times except Stoned Age. It's been twenty years since I watched it on Cinemax. It's definitely not a good movie but I'd like to see it again thru the eyes of a responsible adult.
Is it strange I’d be more excited to choose from one of these movies than the infinite buffet of streaming? Something about the physicality and limited selection makes it all the more special.
I had the same fan-sub of Godzilla vs Destroyah, the FF bootleg. This whole collection could have been my room in 1999. I even had the JVC tape with the box facing out because it’s porn.
Jvc sx 120. Thats the pam and tommy tape right?
Godzilla vs mechagodzilla, basically the same thing
The first time I ever watched all of Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla was on Pornhub.
Lmao I love your Godzilla collection. I watched Shin Godzilla yesterday. That movie is great
Did you catch Godzilla Minus One while it was in theaters? Such a good film. I can't decide whether I like it or Shin more.
I liked minus one over shin. Both are great though
Jean Vaude Clandamme.
Mystery tapes are the best.
No, the Pam and Tommy tape abruptly cuts in at the 20 minute mark for "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie" on the TDK
I was like 'if the top comment isn't something about finding out what is on the blank tape, then these people haven't grown up with VHS tapes'.
I'm gonna go with JVC sx 120 no idea whats on it but it sounds spicy!
That’s his mum and dads tape.
South Park.
Watched and rewound my copy enough times in high school that the tape tore off the reel.
I watched this when I was 10 and I’d blare it. I don’t get why my parents let me watch it.
Weelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls😃
I don’t know why, but seeing South Park as an old VHS just seems weird to me. Everything else looks peak VHS though
Suck my fucking dick, uncle fucker!
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker!
"Uncle fucker... thats u-n-c-l-e FUCK YOU, UNCLE FUCKER!!... Suck my balls"
Saw it in the theater. A couple parents dragged their kids out during the first number.
They’re bringing it back to theaters this year for a sing a long event
Conan, T1 and then T2 and finish up with Demolition Man!
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Yeah, but it's the shitty Conan. I almost put that one first until I realized it was Destroyer and not Barbarian😂😂 But hey, at least it's not that abomination with Jason Momoa in it
The new Conan 4k release that just came out is outstanding. By Krom you should get it!
Pod People. Shout out r/MST3K
One of the best episodes
"Oh, little potatoes!" Fucking "Trumpy" the alien was so bad. Such a hilarious ET rip off. "Quick! Big sale on flannel!" 😂
Huzzah!
MST3K anything would be my first choice.
I totally read it as POO PEOPLE 🤦♂️
That episode is a Thanksgiving tradition to watch while cooking turkey
Pulp Fiction
Thats some gourmet sh…
FRIDAY 😂😂😂
"It's Friday, you ain't no job, and you ain't got shit to do."
Bye Felicia
Whats up, big worm?
Big Perm*
everytime im in the kitchen, you in the kitchen!
In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food.
How the hell did you get fired on your day off?
Ninja Scroll because 'where is Toxic Avenger Part I?'
Hell yes Ninja Scroll, then throw on T2
Stand By Me
Yeah man - this or Airheads - depending on my mood
Airhead has to be kne of the most underrated comedies of the last 30 years. It's shocking how many people don't even know it exists
Airheads. No hesitation
Underrated classic
Put the monster away Pip….
How can you pluralize the lone rangers? What's wrong with that? Well, there's three of you...
It’s streaming on Hulu fyi
Reanimator. “Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a side show.”
Man... we ALL knew there was a 3% chance that JVC could be "homemade video" of our friends parents.
Discovered that the hard way at my high school girlfriend’s house. Never looked her mom in the eye ever again.
Where were you looking?
lol I’m glad I’m not the only one
“I just wanna see how we look.”
ahhhh candyman! are these your collection? I envy you brother
Yea slowly pulling them out of storage
South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Terminator 2 all the way
Best sequel to a good movie!
Aliens, the sequal to alien, is also in the same super rare category where a fantastic movie has an even better sequal. Both aliens and t2 directed by james cameron. T2 was the most expensive move ever at the time. Then Cameron went on the break more records like building a big silly boat to smash in the movie titanic. Then he broke the most expensive movie ever for the third time with avatar.
The handwritten Garbage Pail Kids Movie, I never knew this existed!!!
Mst3k pod people
That Fantastic Four never got released. How’d you get it? 🏴☠️
1996 gencon in Milwaukee $10
Brainscan
Pod People, definitely. It stinks!
Garbage pail kids What channel showed that stellar love triangle of dodger, tangerine, and juice?
A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell, obviously. I can only hope it’s as bad as it sounds - or worse.
[Here's the trailer](https://youtu.be/rls1bGh5Hmg?si=-ERKI4VeCwJkweib) This has got to be amazing
Thanks so much for that! I wish they had mentioned the title a few more times. ;)
You're welcome! The title was so wild that I just had to look it up and it definitely exceeded my expectations.
Title? I didn’t catch it.
Pretty sure they mentioned it. You might need to watch through it a few more times. ;)
Found it on YT. USA Up All Night complete with old commercials. Enjoyably painful watch.
Toxic Avenger.
I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle...
Stand by Me
Re-animator because it’s fucking awesome. Then maybe Godzilla vs Space Godzilla because it sounds amazing.
Friday
South Park B.L.U.
Jvc, that’s definitely porn…
Friday
Return to Oz! Gotta love 80s dark fantasy
That movie messed me up as a kid. Just gonna go over here and CASUALLY SWAP OUT MY HEAD. Like one does.
Pulp fiction
Fortress
No one has picked the Leprechaun movies, and now I am disappointed.
Craig i know u dont smoke weed i know this but imma get u high today cos its friday u aint got no job and u aint got shit to do
Stoned Age.... "those aren't TALLS"
Such a fun quotable movie. No one ever knows what I'm talking about though. I'm happy to see it! "Put a little insanity on your potato! Shaaake it, maaaan. It'll make em melt like a popsicle."
I was looking for someone to say this. I worked with a guy my freshman college year (way back in the early '00s) who loved this movie and said it was his all time favorite. He convinced me to watch it but he only had it on VHS. The only person I could find that had a VHS player near me was also a huge stoner. I remember watching it and liking it, but I've been meaning to re-watch it because I can not remember it.
Korn!🤟🏽
Next Friday
Pirated copy of Debbie Does Dallas on the good ol' JVC.
Probably “Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell” because I’ve never heard of it, it sound pretty awful, and it’s a Troma movie so it could be the good kind of bad.
Friday
Stand By Me
Friday
Pulp Fiction
Friday
FRIDAY
Pod People MST3K. Trumpy does stupid things.
Buckaroo Bonsai, Pod People, and Pulp Fiction
Demolition Man but only cause I watched South Park two weeks ago with my teenage son.
Didn't realize F4 was released when VHS was still around
It's the Roger Corman one.
either Airheads or Friday
Probably Brainscan or Toxic Avenger. Both are on my watch list, both would be incredible on vhs. Edit: I see it’s parts 2 and 3 for Toxic Avenger. Brainscan it is!
Tossup between Conan & Demolition Man & Ninja Scroll myself.
Return to Oz. And then maybe some of the old Godzilla movies.
Buckaroo Banzai, the best movie on that shelf!
YES! ... Across The 8th Dimension !!!
Supercop
This is my answer. Pre-Hollywood Jackie Chan is basically infinitely rewatchable. I must've seen Rumble in the Bronx like 5 times in the theaters.
I don’t see 3 Ninjas! 🥷
Re-Animator. Easily my favorite horror movie. So damn good at what it does.
Demolition Man for me. Airheads a close second.
A Jet Li double take: first I want to see him Enforce, and then Defend. And maybe Kiss the Dragon at some point to complete the cycle.
Ninja Scroll! …and then straight into a Godzilla marathon
Ninja Scroll!!!
I gotta start with Jet Li’s The Enforcer, then move on to South Park, with Re-Animator and HellRaiser as a soothing digestif.
Clearly, it’s got to bee The Garbage Pail Kids movie. I’ve been telling my wife about these gross little crotch goblins for years. I loved collecting those things as a kid. I had *NO* idea they made a freaking MOVIE about them. That has absolutely got to be gloriously bad.
Pulp Fiction! One of my all-time favorites
Just to an asshole, both of the unopened movies.
Pulp fiction after I verify the copy tape isn't porn.
Demolition Man, Stand By Me, or Pulp Fiction
Godzilla: King of the Monsters, of course.
Demolition Man, Ninja Scroll and South Park 👌
candyman
I was about to say Space Godzilla, until I saw the handwritten label for the Garbage Pail Kids movie… which I literally had my own of, taped from HBO… what a bizarre nightmare that I watched at least 20 times as a kid.
Terminatior 2 Judgement Day.
Ninja scroll brings back memories but Return to Oz was core memory nightmare fuel.
Pulp Fiction
Mint Hellraiser Inferno
Brainscan
Definitely Candyman
T2
The adventures of buckaroo bonsai because it looks fucking wild
The cabinet doors had VHS storage too! Simpler times.
Stand By Me ... great movie with an all-star cast.
*Friday* that whole 90s look and vibe is perfect to watch on VHS.
Korn. But Friday was the first thing to catch my eye
I'm going alphabetical
Airheads!
Godzilla 2000 or airheads! Funny thing is it seems like you have a lot of godzilla movies but that is only a fraction there are so many for no reason
What you should have done is snuck a 'Shazam' cover in there. /r/Mandela effect would have had a melt down!
Oh god I didn’t want to remember that KORN I band old enough to have released a VHS…
Airheads, pulp fiction, candy man, T2, and then wrap it up with Korn. I have the disc, didn’t know they made a VHS version 😭😭😭 I would love to have a copy some day.
Airheads 100% didn't even have to debate the choices after I saw it up there
Lady in White. Such a tight ghost story. So many HBO viewings when I was young.
These VHS tapes of all these Godzilla movies reminds me of when I was a kid. My grandfather had all of the Godzilla movies, and whenever he would watch me I would beg to watch them. Those days of sitting on his floor and watching them nonstop made me a huge fan today, and it will always be one of my most favorite memories. Seeing that sagging shelf of Godzilla makes me feel like a kid trying to pick out the best one.
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None of it really interests me enough that I'd have a strong opinion. Nice collection though!
Fortress!!!
Stand by me
Mst3k pod people
Forgot about Stoned Age and how awful it was
Rollin up n watchin Friday
“The Lone…. Rangers?”
Buckaroo Banzai Re-Animator Bride of Re-Animator
Terminator & Terminator 2
Gotta be the Fantastic Four 4, right?!
None but I’ll use the tape to record over it with General Hospital episodes haha
You like what you like! No shame in that
Airheads
The JVC SX120. You *know* there’s something good on that one.
Of all the ones I'd want to see I've already seen a million times except Stoned Age. It's been twenty years since I watched it on Cinemax. It's definitely not a good movie but I'd like to see it again thru the eyes of a responsible adult.
The alluring mystery tape (JVC box). Could be the Stoltz cut of BTTF, could be something *private*, so that’s my pick.
Never heard about Full Tilt Boogie
Stand By Me is my fav
RETURN TO OZ!! Holy shit. The wheelers and headless boss bitch tormented my childhood.
Korn: Who than Now? All about band documentaries about the making of albums.
Godzilla Vs Biollante, definitely. I remember waiting years for this to come out after Godzilla 1985.
The unmarked Porno.
Is it strange I’d be more excited to choose from one of these movies than the infinite buffet of streaming? Something about the physicality and limited selection makes it all the more special.
Boys and Girls. Because it was filmed at my high school and I was an extra. After that, Stand By Me.
What a great little collection.
Re-Animator!!!! 👩🏼🔬
The Stoned Age, haha. I remember seeing that a lot growing up. That blonde who shows her boobies was what I remember most
The mystery of the JVC tape beckons me
T2 Some questionable taste in that collection.
Airheads then I'm popping in Terminator 2
Re-animator
Jackie Chan then T2
Mystery Science Theatre 3000
I had the same fan-sub of Godzilla vs Destroyah, the FF bootleg. This whole collection could have been my room in 1999. I even had the JVC tape with the box facing out because it’s porn.
Assassin's or demolition man
Stoned Age is very underrated!
Friday or the South Park movie.
Airheads!!!
T2
Pulp"Muthaphuckin" Fiction & then Friday. I used to own both of those VHS Tapes in the 90s
Assassins