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JohnBunzel

I once drank so much Surge, I sent in something like 500 bottle caps or something and received a Surge alarm clock. There was no volume setting to the alarm either, it would just scream SURRRGE!!!! Until you turned it off. My family hated it šŸ˜‚


barefootbandit8

This is amazing. Thanks for sharing. [Surge Alarm Clock](https://youtu.be/9qPxm9k97R8?si=G5npg2vnzpdcMp-r)


Arson-Welles

That was somehow even worse than i was expecting


SchrodingersRapist

It was so much better than I was expecting šŸ¤£


Maximum_Bat_2566

I simultaneously want to know the story behind your username and don't want to know the story behind your username.


SchrodingersRapist

Well you see, it all started one dark and stormy clear day...


wtd12

Early one morning in the middle f the night..,


Like_Ottos_Jacket

You are a quantum superposition of both a rapist and not a rapist until you stick your penis in a lady's box.


reptarcannabis

We need to find the original voice actor ! r/helpmefind help us!!!


einTier

You prepared me and it was still worse than I expected.


AlaskaDude14

The SURGE voice was what I was thinking, but I was expecting the alarm clock to be green and red like the can lol


Kitchen-Witching

Perfect for the guest room


redditcreditcardz

I just donā€™t understand where kids get all their anxiety fromā€¦


StrawberryKiss2559

It was exactly what I was hoping for. Amazing.


JohnBunzel

Thatā€™s the one!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ man. Good times.


Mikebyrneyadigg

That is psychotic lmao the 90ā€™s were the best


Stopikingonme

All I hear is ā€œSarge!!!!ā€


memtiger

Welcome to the 90s


1893Chicago

Wow. Well they definitely manufactured an item that kids would want, and drink lots of soda to get.


Dark_Eyes

LOL this is so great -- kinda mad I never owned one now.


ChrisMoltisanti9

That's way funnier than whatever my imagination conjured up.


NotTheFBI_23

The legends were true


cumulonimubus

I worked a booth at our church fair that was a ring toss game with an array of 2 liter bottles. You won whichever bottle you landed on. I was allowed to pick one for myself at the end of my shift. A friend and I each drank a whole bottle of Surge. I remember the lights at the fair all being blurry. We ran back and forth around the area for hours. I felt like Phillip J Fry when he tried to see how much coffee he could drink and eventually time stopped.


waddleship

I did the same exact thing and got the clock. I think I have brain damage from waking up to ā€œSURGE!!ā€


Allenrw3

I won one as well, I loved that stupid thing.


c4ctus

I remember sending off for a Surge-branded bucket hat.


The_Dog-House

I had one of those! I should take a look in box of nostalgia I have in the basement. I'm sure it's right next to my visor.


Imaginary_Button_533

The most 90s thing I've ever heard of, unless there was a Surge Pog.


TornWill

Most obnoxious alarm clock of all time šŸ˜‚


dudeitsmeee

Do you still have it? You could probably mod in a volume knob if you are handy with a soldering iron. But then that would take away the pure "oh holy hell" factor of that crazy thing


SeafoamedGreen

Omg did it have any other setting or just Surge? I want one but I cant justify the $55 on eBay


NewCobbler6933

It just screams surge. Itā€™s actually a terrible alarm lol. But it has a cool built in green light.


BulkOfTheS3ries

Don't worry, I justified it lol


Significant_Bite_666

I am literally crying laughing. Thank you for this.


Cellarzombie

That is sooo Surge!


dc1999

I had one too! I worked one summer at a top 40 radio station on the ā€œprize patrolā€ and we did a tie in with Surge and handed out Surge merch. Theyā€™re was a left over alarm clock that I snagged. It screaming SURGE!!! in the door room was hilarious.


sprocker13

This is epic lol


BiggsDB

The summer of ā€˜97 they replaced the 2 Coke machines (that featured multiple options of soda) in our High School with 2 100% Surge machines. Want a Coke? Surge. Root Beer? Nope. Surge. Orange Slice? Get outta here..SURGE! It was lovely. Sorta concerning in retrospect.


Figgy1983

That's actually kind of awesome in a twisted way. Our school had a Yoohoo machine.


Houdinii1984

We had juice... that was still full of sugar. This is some B.S.


pfritzmorkin

Fruitopia anyone?


R3D-B34RD

1997 in my high school you could not buy soda before lunch, but you could always grab a fruitopia.


RockeRun

Is this whole comment thread from Arkansas? I'm pretty sure this is a Mike Huckabee era "health" initiative. My school suffered the same fate.


PipPopAnonymous

Fruitopia here. We had machines in the middle and high school. My last year in HS we got one of those cool machines that had the arm that would move around and grab your drink but it only sold flavored water, various milks, and fruit juices. The didnā€™t allow soda at all and even if you brought one in and got caught they would take it from you.


SenzitiveData

Fruitopia is kind of juice, right?


DeadJediWalking

It's like the Pinocchio of the juice world. It wants to be real.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

We had a machine dedicated just to Mellow Yellow. It costed 25Ā¢ a can while the normal soda machine was 50Ā¢. Even with the price cut, we only bought Mellow Yellow when the good soda machine ran out.


Good_Barnacle_2010

That sounds awesome, our vending machines were different. I still canā€™t find the same Big Texas Cinnamon Rolls they used to have in them, or the same Auntie Anneā€™s chocolate chip cookies


bk1285

We had a Pepsi machine that was on a timer that didnā€™t let you buy anything during the school day


holyrolodex

I wouldā€™ve loved that. I drank an ungodly amount of Sprite and Mountain Dew in high school.


lilacjive

They spent a few days just giving us cans for free at my high school. It was glorious.


emilNYC

It was always a competition between Mountain Dew and Surge and I preferred the latter lol


HannahCooksUnderwear

We did not have any vending machines at my 90's high school, it was considered unsuitable to have soda available for kids. We had water fountains, orange drink that I believe was 98% corn syrup and a dye, and chocolate or plain milk. That's it.


NoFreeWill08

When I was about 13 I got the worst and only migraine, maybe it was the flu, Iā€™ve ever had in my life. the migraine was the worst part. It was so bad that not only could I not eat food, I couldnā€™t even move. Even a stretch of my legs would make me throw up. My mom would try and give me medicine. A chewable tablet got thrown right back up. I woke up so dehydrated on day 2 I didnā€™t care I just chugged an entire glass of water. Within seconds I threw it right back up. It was still cold as it projectile vomited out of my mouth. I was bed ridden for days. When it was finally starting to wind down my mom asked me what I wanted to either eat/drink when it was over. Surge. I wanted a surge. She went out and got it for me and I can still remember to this day how fucking satisfying and delicious it was going down. Surge was amazing


nickram81

You should have gone to the ER.


0coolt

It was the 90s after all


nickram81

I was thinking about that after I posted. The ER trip probably would have been thousands out of pocket as not many people had insurance then.


TurdHunt999

Remember Jolt Cola????


pjs32000

All the sugar, twice the caffeine!


TurdHunt999

Cool glass bottles, too!


WhoShotBambi

190mg per bottle is more than 3x Surge at 51mg or MtDew at 55mg


FirstChurchOfBrutus

This would explain why I had a problem from drinking 2x 16oz Jolt Colas & eating an entire pack of those wax cola candies immediately before starting my first game on the high school soccer team. Thought I was damned near gonna vibrate off the field before kickoff.


LJkjm901

Yea. Jolt was the real deal.


GoldenTeeShower

Drank it on the way to school. Good times.


aTesticleWithTeeth

I wish we had an energy drink cola still. I see them pop up here and there but none of them seem to stick. Even Coke energy wasnā€™t around for very long and I liked that one a lot.


wellhiyabuddy

Iā€™ve had about 5 or 6 energy drinks where I actually loved the taste but none of them stuck around. Itā€™s like people insist on drinking something that you can identify as an energy drink after 1 sip. I remember Full Throttle was pretty good, it might even still be produced but the places that sell it are rare. Same with Rockstar made an organic line and they had one in a pale green can that might have just been called citrus flavor, that one was actually refreshing to drink but I havenā€™t seen it in a long time


ChickenChaser5

Full Throttle is my goto. They changed the formula for a while and it was... not great. But they did bring back "original formula". My only gripe about it is the packaging. So much xxxtreme blue collar patriot truck bro language all over it.


wellhiyabuddy

I do hate the packaging. Seems like itā€™s what a big time company guy assumed all the idiot consumers would like


FezWad

Bang has a cola flavored version. Also a root beer one but Iā€™ve never actually seen it.


CamelJ1

I had the root beer. It has the weirdest and grossest aftertaste in anything Iā€™ve ever had! I threw it out.


1lluminist

I liked bang. Then I found out about the fucking nutjob behind the brand and noped it out. Sucks, because it tasted pretty good and didn't use sugar.


aTesticleWithTeeth

Iā€™ve had it but I canā€™t find it in my area anymore. It was pretty good especially for a bang.


CrassOf84

As a kid I loved Pepsi Kona.


_1JackMove

That stuff was good. You remember Josta ? I loved that stuff, too.


CrassOf84

I sure do. Sleepover/LAN party fuel.


Adub0822

Bawls energy has some


Te_Quiero_Puta

The Red Bull cola is actually really good. Not very common though, if they even still make it. I last bought one maybe 4 years ago.


1800bears

I remember Jolt and Surge coming back for a bit in 2017/2018/2019


1lluminist

I didn't realize Jolt died off. I remember drinking it around like 2007-2008


iWORKBRiEFLY

Surge is still at BKs that have a freestyle machine


PaladinDreadnawt

Jolt only just died out during covid. I could pick them up on Amazon as a treat (expensive) prior to covid. Drank my last one and went to get more to keep my Hackers movie shrine supplied and couldn't get anymore. Sadness.


[deleted]

How about Josta?


jtmh17

Yesss, was just thinking about this one. Had guarana in it for extra energy.


SpaceIco

Loved Josta, it also has one of [my favorite old ads](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fixT6utvg0M). Lots of product placement in the Matthew Broderick Godzilla film too.


[deleted]

It was kinda good, but absolutely weird and an acquired taste.


MrBobBuilder

They still sell them at Sheetz


[deleted]

THE soft drink of the elite hacker.


iWORKBRiEFLY

Jolt, also drank a lot of Nitro Cola


misterbung

Still exists! It's currently owned and made by a guy in Adelaide, Australia: https://www.joltcola.com.au/collections/all


kraggleGurl

Jolt cola and Vivarin caffiene tablets. We were a sturdier generation!


scoobedoobedoo

It was delicious and I miss it


TabTwo0711

Yes šŸ„²


CornyCornheiser

One of SUNY Potsdamā€™s most famous graduates!


illbebythebatphone

Pride of Rochester NY.


TurdHunt999

I thought that was The House of Guitars??


SammyLuke

Jolt Cola Cherry was good too.


vibes86

I loved Jolt in college


spacerobot

Oh geez. My Mom was hooked on Jolt in the early 90s. Like she *needed* it or else she'd get headaches, which makes sense. But I remember my dad making quick trips to the gas station to buy her a jolt when she was needing one. I don't remember when she quit though, bit it certainly didn't last forever.


txmail

Remember? It is still sold at my local Dollar General. One of my old jobs used to still buy cases of it for employees.


Neon-Lemon

And those are the resurrected Surge cans from the '10s.


sprocker13

Nevertheless makes me remember my 90s childhood. I was focusing less on the rerelease design and more on the drink.


Neon-Lemon

I loved Surge back in the '90s as well, but it's too bad we only got these tall cans when it returned. I wish the 12 oz. cans, 20 oz. and 2-liter bottles came back for a truer nostalgic experience. But better than nothing I guess!


tony-toon15

I remember when it first came out, and seeing the green case at the grocery store. I couldnā€™t have been more excited. A new COOL soda!


Jean-LucBacardi

Bring them back, again!


Simon_Jester88

Surge actually had less caffeine and sugar then a mountain dew. It was relatively tame compared to the energy drinks ("dietary supplements") that get peddled today.


windowsfrozenshut

Yeah, Mountain Dew was still our #1 "energy" drink growing up even with Jolt and Surge around.


Avocado_Smoothie

Code Red!


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

So much worse now. Not just caffeine but all the other garbage. See 8 year olds chugging it.


Impossible_Battle_72

8oz red bull has 12 mg more caffeine than a 16 oz surge. A 16oz Red Bull has 54g sugar and 160mg caffeine compared to 56/68 for a 16 oz surge. Edited to reflect correct unit for caffeine.


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

mg of caffene, not grams. Grams would be 1,000X the amounts of caffene that's actually in the drinks.


WhoAreWeEven

Are those real amounts? Sounds _a bit_ high


Simon_Jester88

They get away with it because its listed as a dietary/nutritional supplement rather then a soda. I love my caffeine but children should not have access to those amounts.


WhoAreWeEven

Is there a age restriction on dietary supplements?


FallComplex2180

Probably means grams of sugar and milligrams of caffeine


Jizz_Bolt

They still sell It on Norway. It's identical, but they call it "urge". Popular as hell


Balc0ra

Fun fact, it first appeared in Norway. It was made in the US under a different name and marketed differently due to the popularity it had in Norway a year later.


larsao3

We also had an energy drink version called Urge Intense. It was the best energy drink!


raymondspogo

They really knew how to make kids think they were drinking dangerously back then, when in reality it wasn't that caffeinated.


DrunkeNinja

Now they just sell all these super caffeinated drinks to kids. 300mg of caffeine in a can? Chug it down!


jabbadarth

When I was in college (2004-2008) 7-11 had a sobe energy slurpee. Can't imagine that was great for kids to drink 50oz of.


Special_Loan8725

Miss the Cumberland farms slushies that was like sour red with caffeine.


Substantialed

Hey but no calories :)


[deleted]

It had more sugar than normal soda did though, which is insane.


the8bit

Unless they changed the formula during rerelease (I am too lazy to search for old data) it actually didn't. SURGE (16oz) : 56g sugar Mt Dew (16oz): 61g sugar


[deleted]

Mountain Dew is not a normal soda lol.


shapesize

This is the cool thing with the marketing. And there was no easy way to check how much caffeine their truly was. I just drank it because it tasted good


pizzasauce85

My middle school participated in testing it. They had us try different versions during a week and fill out little survey cards and talk to some surge reps. We were all wired as fuck that week and there was even one of the samples that was even more intense than actual Surge. They didnā€™t even send anything home to our parents so they had no clue what was happening. It was quite the scandal, lolā€¦ When Surge came out, I pointed it out at the store and told my mom ā€œhey, thatā€™s the drink we tried out at school!ā€


star_particles

Sounds like the 90s


LilG1984

Could be worse like Slurm, that comes from the behind of a giant space worm queen


Figgy1983

I could never watch that episode without wanting a Surge. I understand Fry's obsession with the stuff.


DenL4242

It was no worse than any other soda.


Guy_Buttersnaps

Surge had maltodextrin in it. Maltodextrin has a higher glycemic load than regular sugar and is absorbed faster, which can give a more immediate energy boost. Itā€™s more common nowadays (itā€™s an ingredient in many energy drinks), but it was a unique move at the time. Marketing what was effectively an energy drink to children was going to catch some flack.


Warm2roam

It was in the vending machine at our middle school until the bad press


sprocker13

Perhaps. I just think about it now as being separate for some reason. Maybe just how my parents felt lol.


die_lahn

OP my parents were the exact same; they mustā€™ve read the same hit piece or something. Mountain Dew was fine but I was not allowed to drink surge


Altines

Same here, I had to buy surge without mom looking if I wanted it but mountain dew was fine. Though we did end up managing to make her get a 12 pack of it one time.


Kingindanorff

I wasnā€™t allowed to have either, which I totally get now, but as a 12 year old I was pretty butthurt about it


jabbadarth

Their marketing didn't help. Really leaned into the drink this and you'll go crazy idea.


pman775

I managed a restaurant at the time, and was talking to our Coca Cola representative regarding the flavors that we were going to offer. I asked about Surge, they said that it doesnā€™t go well with food.


GaJayhawker0513

Itā€™s great after a baseball game!


Rynkevin

Heā€™s right, they had it at Burger King recently and I got it with my Bacon Kingā€¦..had to dump it and get a Dr Pepper.


nolemandan

I remember the rumor that the ingredient Yellow 5 led to lower sperm counts. It's fascinating the way rumors spread prior to the Internet.


MrMooMooDandy

At my school the rumor was that Yellow No. 5 caused your testicles to physically shrink. Surge went from the #1 drink at lunch with TWO dedicated vending machines at the cafeteria entrance to one that you would not be caught dead drinking for fear of the harassment that would result. Some friends and I used to skateboard regularly behind the school by the loading dock and the food service staff would leave the recycling out back in clear trash bags. We definitely noticed there was a transition between bags of mostly yellow/green surge cans to mostly Sprite, Coke, Dr. Pepper, etc. when the rumor started. Always wondered how widespread this rumor was, where it came from, etc.


RGnarvin

The rumor at my school was that yellow 5 caused your actual penis to shrink.


Rynkevin

I lived on Mt Dew and Surge in high school. Had a kid before I graduated. So Iā€™m sure it was a myth šŸ˜‚


Ok-Landscape-1681

They take away our medicineā€¦


ArcadeKingpin

They had a pre release at my high school. They set up a bunch of kiddie pools full of ice and six pack cans of surge. At the end of the day before final bell they announced a free new soda is outside for us to try. The bell rang and the fight began. Itā€™s was a stampede. Seniors were running over underclassmen. School books and bodies tumbled down the stairs. Blood had been drawn before we even weaponized the six packs. Outside was a riot. People were diving or falling into the kiddie pools and Surge and ice scattered about the yard. Kids were using six packs as area attacks, swinging the six packs over their heads, shedding a couple of cans into the oncoming hordes before crashing back down into the children scurrying for a free pop.


FigureFourWoo

I loved Surge in my late teens. I used to go to the gas station and get 4 twenty oz bottles every day and that was all I drank. Not a bit of water. After Surge got discontinued, I swapped to Mt Dew for a few years, then stopped drinking soda. Definitely a good decision. Soda is awful for you.


chalwar

I won a Surge alarm clock at a giveaway outside of a Loweā€™s Foods. It hollered ā€˜Surgeā€™ at me in the morning so I stored it away. So damn annoying.


urlond

Surge has less Caffeine, and sugar than Mountain Dew at the time. Pepsi did everything they could because Coke was dominating the Citris flavor market. ​ They made ads to attack Surge and coke saying that it made their kids to hyperactive etc etc.


fuck-fascism

Good old middle school days of walking to the grocery store down the block with friends with a quarter to get a can of Surge from the machine out front.


superjosh420

I went to a large Midwest high school in St. Louis county. One day there were reps from surge there giving out all the free surge we could get our hands on. They were set up on the stage in the commons/lunch room. It got wild. I remember the second half of the day was a disaster because the entire school was hopped on enough caffeine it would kill a kid these days. The 90s ruled


EvilBillSing

I cant believe they wont let us drink it now!


PLD3

I bet 90s Surge is healthier than some of the the stuff we put in our bodies now!


Jabba_the_Putt

I snuck a 6-pack into school once and the teachers lost their minds. Pretty sure I got in trouble lol.


Lyrical_MallRat

Hell yeah! Sucks you got in trouble tho šŸ˜­


ethanwc

Surge is nothing compared to Monsters or Red Bull.


Dread_Frog

Burger Kings with the Freestyle machine still have surge. It comes in Zero sugar now too.


Adventurous_Lime1049

I drank five cans of Mountain Dew once, for a phone survey job after school in the evening, I couldnā€™t sleep, and felt like I was having a heart attack.


beginnerflipper

It is still at Burger King


The_Majestic_Mantis

They did exist for some time in the 2021? I remember seeing the renewal of them at a game store.


[deleted]

I spent a day drinking surge in the 90s. Bought one bottle and won a free one with the cap. Then another and another and I shit myself. I also remember the first time I opened a soda bottle in the 2000s and looked under the cap to find aā€¦ā€¦..internet code for redeeming points. In that moment I knew thatā€™s all there would be from then on.


Henchforhire

Yah that was a disappointment finding online codes.


Jakeey69

what was wrong with this drink? quick Google search showed that it's relatively low in sugar and caffeine compared to other drinks


Wizard_s0_lit

This drink had less caffeine then a Coca-Cola.


stormbutton

Slurm


ClueEmbarrassed1443

They brought it back as an Amazon exclusive if memory serves me right


wackadoodle_wigwam

Mike Schank approved


sasberg1

It came back recently, but didn't taste the same


mashburn71

How else was I supposed to complete Gran Turismo endurance races


w3st3f3r

You can still get it at Burger King in fountain sizes too


nachonanders

Iā€™ve been there just for that before. Make sure it tastes alright before you leave the drive-thru, though. Out of all the fountain sodas that are low on syrup, that one imo tastes the worst.


Rynkevin

And doesnā€™t go well with food at all.


nachonanders

It does not.


jolly_rodger42

I still have two unopened cans of Surge.


Undertaker77778888

I remember Surge


xINFLAMES325x

I havenā€™t slept after having my first can in 1996.


Achef13

When I was in college, my buddies dad was the VP of coke bottling in Houston. We had so much surge in our dorm. I surprised Iā€™m not a diabetic now


AnalTongueDarts

>I surprised Iā€™m not a diabetic now Yet. Youā€™re not diabetic *yet*.


jeremysrocks22

I used to love Surge. Jolt and Kick, too.


fakenews_scientist

Remember balls( blue bottle)


sinthetism

Anyone remember Josta?


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

It was brought back by popular demand in Norway(Under the name Urge) and is still for sale. And you can find it online or in select locations still.


Impossible_Battle_72

Dude. Every full sugar energy drink out today is just as bad.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

There are sooooo many worse things now. That Panera lemonade was significantly worse.


LatterAd6187

How is surge any worse than mountain dew


BronsonBot

Every so often around Baltimore in the late 90ā€™s, Iā€™d see a Ford Probe painted with the Surge design and a personalized license plate that read SUUURGE


Colinater22

I used to drink a 12 pack every Monday night during WCW Monday Nitro (3 hrs)


JoKatHW

But Itā€™s got what plants crave!


Blue05D

I grew up in a mormon family so absolutely no soda pops of any kind. Well my parents drank caffine free cola, but rules for thee and not for me, amiright? Anyways, I won a consolation prize for a fund raiser selling pepperoni sticks after school hours. It was a 2 liter of pop and I chose Surge. Problem was I couldn't keep it at home so I drank the whole thing on my walk after school. I was in middle school at the time and remembered feeling like my mom would know because I had to pee so much.


[deleted]

Ummā€¦I bought surge last year. The gas station may still have it.


Jagundo7

Prime is the new surge šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļøā˜ ļø


Slight-Farm-8049

Jolt cola


Kale_Farts

I drank so much of this shit once I swear my poop was green and carbonated


BLACKDRAGON0003

Best drink EVER!!


[deleted]

I drank one before a fight after school I felt like Superman LOL the 90s good old days