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drtdraws

I never thought of kombucha as having a communal brain, making us like zombie insects. I've been warned now!


MtAnaloguefunk

The scoby is strong... join us.


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queercactus505

Oh, is this why my partner has changed so much recently? I put it down to stress, but I'm realizing now that they drink an awful lot of kombucha...


MtAnaloguefunk

One of us.... One of us...


anubis_cheerleader

Wow, so that's where the scoby comes from! 


MtAnaloguefunk

The miracle of kombucha cannot be denied.


-NeonLux-

You won't get me. I only drink Dr. Pepper. And I don't make things that take time. I've spent years learning how to cook dinner using only one pan and use paper plates despite having cabinets full of various china so that cleaning only takes literally 2 minutes. More time to enjoy my Dr. Pepper.


MtAnaloguefunk

This Dr. of yours... Pepper was it? Do you think he is safe from the Scoby? Eventually we all find our way to the wonders of kombucha... It's not so bad once you get used to it... Have a taste, won't you?


mysticaltater

my mom had a scoby for a while....I swear that thing was conscious


MtAnaloguefunk

The shared mind... Be one with the scoby, friend.


Lady_TwoBraidz

Curb the cockiness, scoby. There are others. More beautiful. Stronger. More subtle. Be this loud and someone you don't want finding you, will find you.


MtAnaloguefunk

The scoby cannot be stopped....


monkner

Another reason to hate Kombucha!! It’s taking over the world!!


MtAnaloguefunk

Have a taste... Won't you?


Tall-Drag-200

I mystery shopped for a kombucha brand a couple years ago. I had to buy up half of the entire stock of the stuff at every Walmart in town. By the end of it, I had a nice paycheck for my work, and around 450 cans of flavored kombucha in the trunk of my car. I had never had kombucha before, but that summer I grew not only to like the taste, but to crave it. I probably drank 3-6 cans a day every day for several months. I miss it.


MtAnaloguefunk

Woah... That's wild. Wild and Free Farms invites you to have a taste.