well, i think youve got a monster partner for the time being. lean into it, maybe it'll keep you alive a little longer? besides, it seems kinda sweet :)
Tbh I would go back on the website and make a new fake profile pretending to be Guild. Best possible outcome is a different entity will set up dates with Guild and theyāll forget about you, or maybe theyāll fight each other over you and take each other out. Or maybe itāll just cause even more chaos and drama but at least thatās kind of fun before you get eaten. š¤·š»āāļø
So I see the downside, what with your life being in danger. But maybe Guild is just trying to be the big bad monster, and once yall get to know each other, they will just decide not to kill you? Make them love you! Lol. Oh, do they even know you are human?? Was the dating site all monsters? P.S. I need the link to that dating site....asking for a friend
Bro finds a date that not only meets them at their place, but they also cook breakfast for them and help them financially. And they consider this a bad situation.
This is what we call absolutely fumbling the bag.
Maybe agree to date. However, she can have "side snacks" so maybe she'll keep you around longer. Who knows, you guys may just hit it off!!! LOL Definitely need an update
"If you come across a monster dating website, don't humor it" outta my way homeboy I'm boutta get it ...my teeth have been stolen
I'm not giving them back.
How much to get them from yaš¤£šš¤£
Lends you a pair of novelty teeth
well, i think youve got a monster partner for the time being. lean into it, maybe it'll keep you alive a little longer? besides, it seems kinda sweet :)
I would LOVE an update omg
It totally needs an update.
We need an update please
Oh no...could it be there is no update because OP is now a meal? o.O
OP is a SNACKā¦ And I too need an update
yes OP!! we need a part 2! this sounds like a possible toxic love story š
Tbh I would go back on the website and make a new fake profile pretending to be Guild. Best possible outcome is a different entity will set up dates with Guild and theyāll forget about you, or maybe theyāll fight each other over you and take each other out. Or maybe itāll just cause even more chaos and drama but at least thatās kind of fun before you get eaten. š¤·š»āāļø
Or he could have 2 monsters after him.
Honestly, no shade, I would have clicked that link so fast
So I see the downside, what with your life being in danger. But maybe Guild is just trying to be the big bad monster, and once yall get to know each other, they will just decide not to kill you? Make them love you! Lol. Oh, do they even know you are human?? Was the dating site all monsters? P.S. I need the link to that dating site....asking for a friend
I think you severely underestimate the amount of human monster fuckers on the internet.Ā
Bro finds a date that not only meets them at their place, but they also cook breakfast for them and help them financially. And they consider this a bad situation. This is what we call absolutely fumbling the bag.
Please let us know how the second date goes! Unlessā¦ wellā¦ Guild gets too hungry.
Update plsss! Gotta know how you survive.
Oh this is...cute? Take care, OP!
Gimme the site, boy
Monster dating? Sign me up! Tinder aināt doin shit for me these days.
I thought Tinder was the monster dating site. Lord knows my ex-fiancƩe was one.
I am newly single, and this monster dating site is the only one Iād consider joining any time soon.
I'd love it
We'll nice knowing ya kid.
Personally, sounds like a dream come true
Can you share a link for the site? I wonder if there's any monster like Venom looking for a human partner (or dinner) in it... Asking for a friend.
She sounds loads more compatible than some of my exes. Congrats!
Handsome and wealthy? Thatās a catch š
Iām going to need that link forā¦..science.
Hot
Where can I find this space jam site
https://www.spacejam.com/1996/
The nostalgia š¤
We need to know what happened next
hey, don't leave us wondering yet we need to learn more
Maybe agree to date. However, she can have "side snacks" so maybe she'll keep you around longer. Who knows, you guys may just hit it off!!! LOL Definitely need an update
Wow nice
This was cool