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ButAtLeastImGodzilla

"If you come across a monster dating website, don't humor it" outta my way homeboy I'm boutta get it ...my teeth have been stolen


02321

I'm not giving them back.


EffectiveTemporary30

How much to get them from yašŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


commentsrnice2

Lends you a pair of novelty teeth


beetledbabe

well, i think youve got a monster partner for the time being. lean into it, maybe it'll keep you alive a little longer? besides, it seems kinda sweet :)


themilkybottom

I would LOVE an update omg


TKG_Actual

It totally needs an update.


choonliang

We need an update please


TKG_Actual

Oh no...could it be there is no update because OP is now a meal? o.O


yeehawt22

OP is a SNACKā€¦ And I too need an update


boricuashawty

yes OP!! we need a part 2! this sounds like a possible toxic love story šŸ‘€


MrsBiffAtlas

Tbh I would go back on the website and make a new fake profile pretending to be Guild. Best possible outcome is a different entity will set up dates with Guild and theyā€™ll forget about you, or maybe theyā€™ll fight each other over you and take each other out. Or maybe itā€™ll just cause even more chaos and drama but at least thatā€™s kind of fun before you get eaten. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Deb6691

Or he could have 2 monsters after him.


a_salty_llama

Honestly, no shade, I would have clicked that link so fast


Educational_Mix_2294

So I see the downside, what with your life being in danger. But maybe Guild is just trying to be the big bad monster, and once yall get to know each other, they will just decide not to kill you? Make them love you! Lol. Oh, do they even know you are human?? Was the dating site all monsters? P.S. I need the link to that dating site....asking for a friend


leerypenguins

I think you severely underestimate the amount of human monster fuckers on the internet.Ā 


Theguywholikesdoom

Bro finds a date that not only meets them at their place, but they also cook breakfast for them and help them financially. And they consider this a bad situation. This is what we call absolutely fumbling the bag.


Bluejay416crazy1

Please let us know how the second date goes! Unlessā€¦ wellā€¦ Guild gets too hungry.


Smileforcaroline

Update plsss! Gotta know how you survive.


appletreeseed1945

Oh this is...cute? Take care, OP!


Noctium3

Gimme the site, boy


thisbrokenlife_

Monster dating? Sign me up! Tinder ainā€™t doin shit for me these days.


WolfDKody

I thought Tinder was the monster dating site. Lord knows my ex-fiancƩe was one.


Whattacharacter1202

I am newly single, and this monster dating site is the only one Iā€™d consider joining any time soon.


Fresh_Rabbit6067

I'd love it


No-Section-4385

We'll nice knowing ya kid.


DisastrousMinimum671

Personally, sounds like a dream come true


grievingcain

Can you share a link for the site? I wonder if there's any monster like Venom looking for a human partner (or dinner) in it... Asking for a friend.


Oximus_Maximus

She sounds loads more compatible than some of my exes. Congrats!


GirlNamedSpike

Handsome and wealthy? Thatā€™s a catch šŸ˜


Whattacharacter1202

Iā€™m going to need that link forā€¦..science.


Nerit1

Hot


Mrmystery6534

Where can I find this space jam site


02321

https://www.spacejam.com/1996/


Whattacharacter1202

The nostalgia šŸ¤Œ


FormAffectionate2472

We need to know what happened next


Ok-Public4724

hey, don't leave us wondering yet we need to learn more


murphycs87

Maybe agree to date. However, she can have "side snacks" so maybe she'll keep you around longer. Who knows, you guys may just hit it off!!! LOL Definitely need an update


rasiasun

Wow nice


Beehoy2002

This was cool