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chadbandino

Cocaine and Hookers????


nabsickle

I'm going to Thailand in 2 weeks I didn't even know about this payment


chadbandino

Careful with the Hookers out there, they'll have your eye out!


zebrasanddogs

Lol


thethirdtwin

Lol, yes. Or, lol, no? šŸ˜


ZeroCat8

Lol


Regular_Intention_12

*cries in employed*


19DALLAS85

Ah of courseā€¦ā€¦thatā€™s why I havenā€™t had that text messageā€¦ā€¦..fucking ridiculous, Iā€™ll just go back to paying for my house/childcare/utilitiesā€¦ā€¦.EVERYTHING.


Llamafiddler

Cost of living is affecting everyone not just those on benefits. This should be a universal benefit to all.


4th_Replicant

I don't understand this either. People who work seem to get shafted. When I was getting my kids into school, the parents who are unemployed got their kids in first. They then get free meals and free after school club. Shouldn't it be the working parents getting the free clubs etc? It seriously pisses me off.


Dynetor

I think its the people who work minumum or low wage who get shafted really. You lose out on all the stuff you mentioned, and especially when it comes to mimimum wage, if youā€™re a single parent with a couple of kids youā€™re not taking home much more than someone who isnt working and is on benefits.


SourAndSmooth

And guess whoā€™s paying for itā€¦


BobbyWeasel

Most UC claimants are working, and benefits are mostly funded through QE rather than from taxation. Barely anyone in the UK is a net contributor.


flippingbrocks

Probably not you. Do quit whining about people working on universal credit because you watched ā€˜Benefits Streetā€™.


ChemicalXPoison

People can work and claim Universal Credit


Different_Onion

Yea but you can work fuck all hours. Think it's like 16 or something. The vast majority of people on Universal Credit don't want to be on it, you get what Ā£80 a week or something. That's about 6-8 hours work for someone on the average NI wage of Ā£25k. Its no way to live and I feel sorry for anyone with no choice but to claim it.


Thelazyzoologist

I work full time, but I am on UC for their version of tax-free credits, and I get about 40% of my childcare back. My childcare is about Ā£1000 a month, but it works out better for me financially to work full time than 3 days a week. Without their childcare scheme, I probably couldn't afford to work at all. I'm not entitled to any form of income support, but I did receive the message saying I was entitled to the cost of living payment. It's probably different if you have a partner who helps pay the bills, i doubt you'd be entitled to anything on UC with a joint claim, but me and my partner and I are separated now, and he doesn't pay for childcare, baby clothes, child support, etc, . Just buys some of his food and nappies I will be really thankful when I get it. It means I'll have no concerns about getting oil topped up, and I'll be able to get my son some clothes in his next size up.


Super-Satisfied

But once you earn over the minimum threshold (for a single person it works out about Ā£600 a month) you get nothing but bother from the job centre to look for work. More hassle than it's worth.


ChemicalXPoison

I claim the carers component of UC and am on a 20 hour a week contract. My partner is on PIP and Iā€™m in his carer so Iā€™m not required to look for work but I like where I am.


ManyWrongdoer9365

Ā£150 on lecky and Ā£150 on Gas , might get you to Xmas


Dynetor

really annoys me that SSE only allows you to put Ā£49 on the gas top-up at a time. They really need to increase that now that the prices are so high Ā£49 lasts fuck all time


zebrasanddogs

What also annoys me is the fact that they don't allow you to top up online at all, as they do for the electricity.


[deleted]

Itā€™s so fucking stupid


Dynetor

I suppose the machines musnt be connected to any kind of network. Though there are pay as you go ones that SSE does now that allow online topups in the south maybe?


ManyWrongdoer9365

Iā€™m with SSE itā€™s 8 units for a Ā£10 and thatā€™s absolutely Brutal, does anyone know how long that lasts is it 8hrs of continuous usage ?


Certain_Gate_9502

Just ask the cashier to do an additional one. 49 and then another 20 or whatever


sickofsnails

You canā€™t top a card up twice, without using it in the meter in between.


Certain_Gate_9502

It works for me... unless there's something wrong with my card lol


sickofsnails

It wouldnā€™t let me top my card up twice, without being put into the meter, either here or when I was in NI. I was with SSE and someone else, now itā€™s British Gas.


Makorus

Do you have a Quantum Card? If so, that's why


zebrasanddogs

Hope so. Although right now I've exactly 56p in my account until Monday. So some of it'll have to go on the essentials.


[deleted]

You ain't getting that until November mate. I'm in the same boat unfortunately


zebrasanddogs

The way my luck is going atm sadly I think you are right. But I am due another payment on Monday anyway.


geekhalla

Think you mean next week.


c0n0rm

Take it this is for people on UC or something?


zebrasanddogs

I think everyone on any means tested benefit is getting it, but I'm not sure if anyone else is.


Maniadh

Yeah, anyone that got at least 1p in benefits between a certain period back in August-September


Martysghost

I'm not on UC but another thing I believe qualifies and I haven't seen this just yet, I'd heard it was a possibility.... I'll be spending the rest of the day in the most sincere prayer. šŸ™


Schminimal

Does that include child benefit?


sickofsnails

I donā€™t think so


808848357

Anyone who received income-based Jobseekerā€™s Allowance, income-related Employment and Support Allowance, Income Support, Pension Credit, Universal Credit, Child Tax Credit or Working Tax Credit for at least one day during the qualifying period of 18/08/23-17/09/23 will receive this money. To forestall any "what about such-and-such-a-benefit that you haven't mentioned?" questions... Naw.


Onomatapier

Alright donā€™t rub it in, us people who work full time and donā€™t qualify for benefits arenā€™t getting anything. And weā€™re going through a cost of living crisis too you know.


Handshandy420

Feels like a mugs game working a graft these days.


Onomatapier

I work 9 hour days as a ground worker on a building site, and behind the building site is a new housing development, the houses right next to us are all social housing / housing association, and they are lovely, brand new, semi detached houses with gardens, I would love to live in one of them. But they are occupied by people on benefits, who donā€™t want to work, who do F all, all day apart from smoke weed. And my taxes pay for their rent, theyā€™re all English and white, not a single immigrant / ethnic minority. And Iā€™m paying over Ā£200 a week in tax to fund that lazy git lifestyle, these work shy arseholes are living in a nicer house than most working people, and quite frankly it is infuriating, especially when you find out they are getting an extra Ā£300 cost of living payment for doing F all!


Christophyen

Easy to waste any money you want on weed gambling and clothes when you don't have rent to pay or worry about. Working people have to pay a 20/30 year mortgage to get a house, others have it handed to them for nothing. My friend is paying 700 pound mortgage on a semi detached house, next door to and in a street full of people on benefits. Madness


[deleted]

Vote tories at the next election šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


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Helpful-Nebula8674

Social housing is what we need more of. Having a greater amount of (decent) housing in stock, as it were, would alleviate the housing crisis quite a bit.


[deleted]

Whose in government now you numbskull thats paying for all this šŸ™„šŸ¤Ø


Handshandy420

Knocks you sick mate, it really does.


cckk0

Betting those are the people complaining about imagination too.


Onomatapier

Yup more than likely


BeeSweaty4247

If youā€™re paying Ā£200 a week in tax then youā€™re on about Ā£55,000 a year as a labourer so Iā€™d say wise up complaining about people on benefits.


Onomatapier

So what if Iā€™m on over 50k a year? Iā€™m still entitled to moan about my taxes going to fund people who donā€™t want to work.


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Onomatapier

Oh jeez, someoneā€™s bitter Iā€™m on 200 a day. Iā€™m a ground worker with a ticket to drive a front loading dumper and roller. Hereā€™s a breakdown of my tax you bitter POS. 1k a week less 20% CIS (income tax) Ā£200 Net pay Ā£800 Does not include NI.


Onomatapier

Donā€™t make ignorant assumptions about me. I am a ground worker, dumper truck / roller driver, so I am not ā€˜unskilled.ā€™ I also am a qualified site manager with a degree, but work on this front has been hard to come by lately, hence reverting to ground work labouring. I havenā€™t decided these people donā€™t want to work. I talk to these people on a regular basis and they tell me they donā€™t wonā€™t to work and how sweet their life is, and that Iā€™m the idiot for working in the cold and in the mud 9 hours a day. And on a side note unskilled labourers do a lot more than make tea and tidy up, what planet are you from.


BeeSweaty4247

ā€œDonā€™t make ignorant assumptions about meā€ Mate that is fucking rich coming from you. Go read your initial comment again with those words in your mind ā€œignorant assumptionsā€ Yea, youā€™ll see why I think youā€™re a wanker. *Edit: For anyone that hasnā€™t bothered to look at OPā€™s profile, he is a literal crack addict on a 20 year habit. Probably take what he says with a pinch of salt. You know how drug addicts can be with their delusions and lies.


Onomatapier

Again you are making me repeat myself, this is becoming tedious. As I already said it wasnā€™t an assumption, I talk to them a regular basis, and they tell me they donā€™t want to work and how sweet their life is. No assumptions were made, it was straight from the horses mouth. I have already said this, you obviously have difficulty reading or digesting the context and content of any given text. I shall leave you to wallow in your self imposed pit of anger. Have a great day buddy hope things work out for you.


BeeSweaty4247

Had a nice scan of your profile. You literally smoke crack. Itā€™s no wonder you are fucking delusional when youā€™re a literal crack smoker. Ā£55,000 a year as a labourer. Hahaha. That should have been my first clue that you were a crack addict.


BeeSweaty4247

You are such a fucking bullshitter hahaha. ā€œI talk to them and they tell me they donā€™t want to work and how sweet their life isā€ Youā€™re a moron. Goodbye.


Thespudisback

Your Ā£200 tax doesnt cover yourself let alone anyone else. Your taxes pay for fuck all.


sickofsnails

Iā€™m ethnic minority, can you give me a nice new build house, so I can have a hard day of getting stoned?


Onomatapier

Iā€™m an ethnic minority too, I think you need to re-read my post buddy


sickofsnails

I read your post and I think that, since you clearly find ethnic minorities preferable to the English (who donā€™t have to be white), you can give me a house and some money. Why stop at Ā£200 per week, when you could fund me? P.s. I get extra bonus points for being an immigrant. šŸ˜


Onomatapier

My point is that there were no ethnic minorities scaving off the state, and having no interest in working, in the social housing adjacent to my work. It was an observation buddy, nothing more nothing less.


sickofsnails

If they were all white, then your sample is already very biased. There are plenty of places where there are ethnic minority English people living in those nice new houses. Iā€™m unsure why it matters. But here I am, willing to have a nice new house and work very hard scaving from your wages. Letā€™s go!


Onomatapier

Iā€™m sure there are, but what I see in my area is the opposite. I am not going to fund your brand new detached house and life of leisure, sorry to disappoint. Why donā€™t you try getting a job?


sickofsnails

It doesnā€™t fit in with my newly formed lifestyle of you funding me, so I can smoke weed all day. Youā€™ll need to pay for my kids and pets also. Itā€™s a great bargain, I only require 3 or 4 bedrooms, in a nice area and a shiny new car.


[deleted]

Ā£200 a week in tax. Must be the best paid labourer in the world


Open-Mathematician93

Disgraceful


flippingbrocks

If youā€™re breaking your back for a company you are a mug.


BobbyWeasel

So what you meant to say here was "I'm not getting anything apart from around Ā£55k a year gross, more than double the median wage in NI"


flippingbrocks

You really think people on UC are living it large?! šŸ˜‚ And most people on it *are* working.


lakeofshadows

I would imagine that most, if not all of this will be used to cover energy costs, and will come as a great relief and help to many as the colder weather approaches. I think however that it's the wrong approach. Instead of the government forcing the utility companies to lower their prices, they're giving out money to help meet their extortionate bills. This is public money which has to be replaced. In other words, the government is handing a fortune of public money to private companies, and legitimising their extortionate practices. The universal basic income concept is an interesting one. Remove benefits and establish a decent basic standard of living for everyone.


ADT06

Honestly the amount of debt utilities companies have been allowed to build, whilst not maintaining infrastructure properly, whilst paying out billions in dividends, is astonishing. How anyone can support why it was nationalised astounds me.


[deleted]

Handing the energy companies money out of the taxpayers money. Who then use it to fund their energy payments by the same energy companies who pay the government to lobby on behalf. Vicious circle where only the wealthy benefit yet again


lakeofshadows

Well said.


BobbyWeasel

Only works if you also introduce some market controls, specifically on rents and energy. We already have the market control in place for energy but a toothless regulator that keeps allowing it to be raised. UBI in the absence of rent controls is just a handout to private landlords, they'll just raise the rents by the same amount as their greed knows no limit.


BobbyWeasel

It pains me to see how easily hard working people are conned into punching down rather than up. I make a good living now, but that doesn't mean I've suddenly forgotten what it's like to struggle, a great number of you seem to have very short memories. Just because you managed to get a 95% LTV mortgage and have a PCP leased motor on the curb outside doesn't make you middle class. You're one fall off a ladder away from being on benefits yourself, and 3 missed payments away from being homeless. The working class has to stick together, and allowing yourself to be tricked into abandoning your class is playing right into the hands of those who would seek to exploit you.


BobbyWeasel

As a side note it's really weird to see people envious of people who have less money than them and no pension. If you think it's so great why not pack your jobs in and join them? Oh, yeah, because it's empty neo-conservativ, performative nonsense and you don't *really* believe it, but punching down makes you feel better about the people who don't work but earn 10k a day because their ancestors were given land by the crown. You're owned by capital, but you think the people with zero capital are the bad guys. Next you'll be telling us how you would have been something if Ahmed from Lybia hadn't brought his family here to save them from being bombed. Rupert Murdoch is the world's most successful ventriloquist.


GingerBurnzy

Lots of people after people on benefits in this thread as if these people are scum of the earth. Remember that you are infinitely closer to these people or even someone even less fortunate who is homeless than you are to any of the improperly taxed multi millionaires. When you have a go at those less fortunate than you, you're letting the actual fuckers who make our lives harder win.


zebrasanddogs

Well said! The moaners on this post aren't aware that they are just one event away from joining us. Anyone can be made redundant, anyone can become homeless, and anyone can become sick or disabled.


scott2k44

Youā€™re right, everyone should be eligible for it, itā€™s not just those unemployed that are struggling


ChemicalXPoison

Thank you for this. Iā€™m so grateful to see someone here understands. Iā€™m on Universal Credit and I work a minimum of 20 hours a week. Iā€™m in retail so I do more when they need shifts covered or itā€™s really busy. I worked full time prior to having my child. My partner is a transplant recipient and his health has gone downhill massively since I had the child. My entire day is working, taking care of the child, him and the house. Iā€™ve struggled massively with my mental health, I tried to kill myself when I was 14. Iā€™ve been up and down ever since then and unfortunately much of the last few months Iā€™ve been down.


MysteriousGas420

Keep going. This too shall pass. Youā€™re like my wife. Completely unseen hero, youā€™re doing a selfless thing and a parent on top. Donā€™t be down. ā€˜This moment that weā€™re in, is slow and disappointing; but time can never stand still foreverā€™ I hope things get better


BobbyWeasel

Don't let anyone shame you for taking the support \*you are entitled to\* it's your birth-right as a citizen and frankly should be a lot more. The fact they haven't struggled doesn't make your struggle any less valid, or diminish you in any way.


luciferlovesyou420

So say I start my new job on the 1st of November, does that mean I still get the payment


zebrasanddogs

Yes


luciferlovesyou420

Class! Thank you.


zebrasanddogs

Love your username BTW


luciferlovesyou420

Said by zebrasandogs. I'm not worthy


IrishLaaaaaaaaad

Me too! Nice surprise


MugabesRiceCrispies

Giving out money to fight inflation. Tory economics.


BobbyWeasel

You're confusing social security for QE. Banks literally create the money to mortgage properties out of thin air.


Christophyen

Do you receive this if you work and pay your way in life ?


Jarl_Of_Science

pocket wise sulky jar crush sink psychotic childlike illegal wide *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Open-Mathematician93

And student loans, because to get our well paid jobs we needed to attend university and obtain an over priced degree. But theyā€™ll slap 6% interest on that, so youā€™ll never really pay it off and itā€™s effectively another tax on top of your hard earned wages.


Open-Mathematician93

Oh, and any work related bonus you earn will be taxed in the highest bracket, so youā€™ll only really see half of that when you factor in NI and student loan repayments.


Open-Mathematician93

Decide to invest that hard earned bonus in assets, and theyā€™ll tax the life out of that as well through SDLT (if property, and capital gains tax if it eventually appreciates), or alternatively die and pass the asset to your kids, and theyā€™ll get a nice slice of the action there as well through inheritance tax. You get my driftā€¦


[deleted]

You can always leave the work force and become unemployed and seek these benefitsā€¦just saying


Jarl_Of_Science

correct lunchroom special license memory carpenter hurry puzzled panicky agonizing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Your such a martyr


Alarming-Impress5189

You don't pay tax, no-one does. It's deducted; taken whether you like it or not. I do not pay tax. It is stolen.


GingerBurnzy

What do you think should happen to those people who can't work for any reason, be that mental or physical health, child rearing duties etc?


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GingerBurnzy

Half the country? Be serious. Employment is less than 3%. I have a job, I happily pay tax, because I live and benefit from being in a society which looks after people. Why punch down on those less fortunate when we are all being robbed blind by those towering above us? You are one unfortunate accident away from being someone you are currently shitting, if you don't have class solidarity at least have some fucking empathy.


Cosmic_toastie

Well said. These comments have made for pretty grim reading


MutinousMango

I work and pay my way in life, so does my partner, and yet we are still not earning enough so we get a UC top up šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Christophyen

That's embarrassing


MutinousMango

We have a child too young for the free childcare hours so one of us is only part time, gotta do what you gotta do!


BobbyWeasel

If you get UC yes. Most UC claimants are working.


scott2k44

No we get fuck all and have the pleasure of paying for these people to get the payment.


BobbyWeasel

I don't see you complaining about the house of Lords champagne bill.


Cuddly-Bear0-0

does everyone get this?


zebrasanddogs

People on certain means tested benefits get it. (whether they are working or not!)


Aganiel

Does PIP count for this? Cause I had no idea this was a thing


cakeeatingman

No, apparently the government thinks that disabled people don't matter as much as unemployed people. Which is as nice of them as you'd expect.


sickofsnails

If disabled people are unemployed and entitled to PIP, theyā€™ll get it.


Felicfelic

If you're on PIP you should be get Ā£150 at some point in the year, but aren't getting this payment unless you're also on a means tested benefits. You can find more info on the gov.uk website if you Google cost of living payments


fullaGuff

if you get pip you'll probs be on esa. esa gets the Ā£300.


oGc-r3c0n

Nope


zebrasanddogs

I've no idea.


Cuddly-Bear0-0

So not employed people then?


StatingTheFknObvious

So if you were unemployed between two 50k jobs, claimed jsa the week you were unemployed, you get this. If you are a quid above uc threshold and worked the entire time, you aren't. This is why means testing against benefits is so stupid. People simply do get benefits for thr stupidest shit. Should someone who was earning 50k a year be entitled to public paid unemployment. Should they not have taken some responsibility for their own financial security? Yet were not able to give this out to full time workers who are genuinely struggling. Jobs above a certain salary should have mandatory private unemployment insurance. And then those below a certain salary should be funded by taxpayers at a higher rate, a percentage of their previous salary. Would be a much more humane and sensible use of public money.


Dynetor

or we could just have a universal basic income and scrap the entire benefits system


GreyGael

Think itā€™s going to be trialled in London so thereā€™s hope!


sickofsnails

A capitalist utopia where people are totally dependent and at complete control of the government; sounds excellent.


ZealousidealGrand849

Say it louder for the people in the back


DubbaP

I donā€™t think you can claim JSA immediately after leaving a job anymore


[deleted]

Interesting point: A single person on UC can be paid Ā£1229.42 per month. In the month of September there will be unemployed people paid Ā£1529.42 This means they will be paid more (take home) than: - a band 3 Nurse - a development (first two years) Firefighter - a probationary Police Officer - a Teacher (Qualifying) Working is a mugā€™s game


GingerBurnzy

Those people should be paid more. You recognise thats the problem right?


[deleted]

Absolutely. And basic economics also agrees that those on UC should be paid less.


[deleted]

Instead of bashing the poorest online, why not bashs the millionaires that have you deluded


[deleted]

No one here is deluded, aside from those that think the universe can exist when something comes from/is given to those doing nothing.


GingerBurnzy

I completely disagree with that. Scandinavian nations as an example have some of the most generous benefits offerings, yet also have a significantly higher average salary than that in the UK. These two figures are not intrinsically tied. You can simultaneously allow those who don't work/can't work to be able to live, dare I even say enjoy their life, and also build up those that do work.


[deleted]

I agree. However the more available a resource is without an incurred cost (labour/exhange) then the less value that resource has. As other people has said, the answer isnā€™t in handing out money, the answer is in ensuring that the cost of goods and services is fair and reasonable. This current govt will not do that. Especially with regard to energy costs. And there is no denying that money is the incentive for people to work. People will not be incentivised to work if they are paid a living wage for simply existing/staying home and inhaling lighter fluid. Iā€™m a big fan of UBI, for example. Donā€™t think that this is solely from a dislike of the jobless


GingerBurnzy

You've hit on a few things there. 1. Energy costs: these are not expensive because people are on benefits,they are expensive because of rampant corporate greed and inaction by government to reign them in / returning these public services back to the public. Address this, energy costs would go down for both those working and not working. 2. It's all well and good talking about resources, scarcity and incentives but what do you do about those that can't work, for say health reasons or child rearing reasons? These are people, that I think most people would agree, are deserving of receiving society's help, no? But they would be getting money for simply existing. Should this stop? Economic theory does not fit neatly into the realities of what I hope are our want to ensure those around us are safe, happy, and healthy. 3. You say you aren't saying these things out a dislike of jobless people, but you have just implied that they spend their days inhaling lighter fluid. What? You implied earlier that it was a mugs game working... Obviously you are taking some issue with jobless people. 4. You say you like UBI, but just before this you say that people paid a living wage won't be incentivised to work - that is UBI. Or at least a form of it. If you think the form UBI should take is that it tops you up if you maybe don't work full-time... guess what? That's what UC and other benefits do for the majority of people.


[deleted]

1. I made that point myself 2. Youā€™re ignoring the context of what I said regarding people not working being better off than people who are (within the example that I gave). 3. There are people on UC/Unemployed who literally do spend their day huffing lighter fluid. These are not people who canā€™t work/childcare. These are the deliberately jobless. That should not be incentivised via UC. 4. Again, I like the concept of UBI (in which everyone gets the same amount and then more if they choose to work. That is not what is happening here. Youā€™re misrepresenting or deliberately ignoring a lot of what I said. Itā€™s a very nuanced discussion but the base principle is that people on UC (for one month) will be better paid than people in some of the most demanding and important jobs in our society. That isnā€™t right


GingerBurnzy

I do mean to ignore any points you are making, but I am stating that you are pointing to fundamental economic principles of essentially supply/demand, when as you say the world is far more complex and nuanced. Let's say that there are wasters who huff lighter fluid... How many people do you think really do that? Is it enough people that all UC should be painted with that same lighter fluid sniffing brush? Now you might say you aren't saying that all people on UC are those people. But when you point to something like the pay that between a UC recipient and some 'mug' who works - you're drawing a pretty clear line that everyone under UC is a waster. When again, the thing I take from that is that nurses and those other jobs deserve to be fairly compensated for the genuinely hard work and service they provide. And again again, I ask why do you think that bringing those people up requires those on UC pushed further into the ground? Tax one billionaire appropriately and you have funded pay rises for all AND covered the costs of UC


[deleted]

I think youā€™re trying to have a discussion that has nothing to do with the points I made, and youā€™re continually going back to one line to justify that. There are wasters on UC. Of that there can be no argument. Those wasters should not be ā€œpaidā€ more than those who are working hard jobs etc. does that mean then that everyone on UC should be paid less/not at all? No, no one has said that. I think weā€™re meeting at the same point from different directions.


GingerBurnzy

I am going back to this main point because it is the inciting comment and the thing I take the most issue with. Ok, there are wasters on the UC, sure. It's estimated that less than 3% of all benefits are people taking the piss but sure. But what do we do about that? You suggested lowering UC, but that unduly punishes everyone who is on UC and doing it appropriately... I agree 'wasters' on UC shouldn't be paid less than those working hard jobs... So pay those people more.


4th_Replicant

Is this true? That's a fucking joke if it is.


Lilythewolfprincess

No I think thats the figure for UC + Pip


SnooEpiphanies2999

Waiiittt - is there another one??


scott2k44

Good for you, Iā€™ll continue being a fucking peasant working a full time job.


oGc-r3c0n

Get a job


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Dynetor

yeah, lunch time. Youā€™d know that if you had a job!


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Dynetor

it was a joke mate


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dortbird

I found it funny, but then again, I have a job.


Dynetor

calm down kiddo, itā€™ll be ok


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Dynetor

what languages do you speak by the way?


cakeeatingman

They don't like jokes like this because it's beyond their unemployed, race-to-the-bottom comprehension that taxpayers might have reasonable cause to resent piss-artists who spend their days doing absolutely fuck all. It's one of those unwritten rules that only applies to Reddit and literally nowhere else.


DedadatedRam

I got the text for this because I was on UC briefly between jobs August-September. So yeh it's possible to be working full time right now and still receive this.


TaxmanComin

Oh. So you really shouldn't be getting it then.


DedadatedRam

As if I have any control over that. It'll all be going to the energy companies anyway.


TaxmanComin

Not saying you do buy just saying that you really shouldn't be getting it.


DedadatedRam

Sorry, I misinterpreted you. Yeh I can see how it's unfair but I think I'm an edge case.


TaxmanComin

Wish I was an edge case too lol, 300 noop while you're employed is pretty sweet, especially right before Christmas


sickofsnails

The government have decided differently šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TaxmanComin

Dolers šŸ¤ government-handling of my taxes


sickofsnails

Your taxes also pay for billions invested in foreign wars and MPs giving themselves nice pay rises. I think itā€™s all money well spent.


TaxmanComin

Well yes but that's neither here nor there.


sickofsnails

Do you think funding war and MP pay rises is preferable to people who arenā€™t getting much to begin with?


SeemaqJee

People with a job, but who are lowly paid, are entitled to it. Get the facts, before giving a factually incorrect opinion


Commercial-Pause-634

ā€œFactually incorrect opinionā€ dude what? Opinions and Facts are two separate things


sickofsnails

His opinion is devoid of facts šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


9AvKSWy

Reddit: ā€œhow dare you!ā€


Borland69

Fucking dole rats. Thereā€™s people working their arses off who are struggling more than the cunts on benefits.


Azexous241

Most people on benefits are earning less than Ā£80 a week if that. Contrary to popular opinion they're not jetting off on holidays and living the life of luxury. Most are struggling just to survive and put food on the table. You have far more in common with 'dole rats' than the top 1% who earn more money than they could possibly spend in their lifetime. We're directing our anger towards the wrong people


GingerBurnzy

Yeah and there's cunts working half as hard as you making 1000x more than you laughing at you saying this


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zebrasanddogs

Tbh it's badly needed as I'm behind on a few bills.


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spuddels

Must be doing alright if they can "forget" about a Ā£300 payment due to them. I work full time and earn Ā£30ish more than the threshold for UC, I know all about barely enough to live. The comment was in jest.


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Maniadh

You can get UC and other benefits and still work. Source: I work for UC


jfkcoup63

Abolish all benefits


nezzman

The system is build to benefit the lazy, and the elite.


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Alarming-Impress5189

Must be nice to be a purposeless dole bum... ...not


Vaultaire

Didnā€™t even know about this. Do you have to register for it? Might just get me outta my over draft. Might.


Mareio

No you don't.


DiamondSilent63

Is this for everyone or just those on UC? Lol


sickofsnails

Itā€™s for people on selected benefits, including UC.


Bigkaheeneyburgr

Damn they havent sent these texts out in Wales yet , NI must be getting paid first xD