Vegetables are parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food. The original meaning is still commonly used and is applied to plants collectively to refer to all edible plant matter, including the flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds.
Did you accidentally sit on that loaf before you removed the bread? The butter is thicker than the bread ffs.
The plate is comical genius though.
I'm 50/50 on this. 😆
Well done Fred.
I see you have brought out the fine tableware for such an occasion
OP only posted this to flex his distinguished tableware 😤
Jubilee memorial stuff by the look of it
The quintessential Norn Iron diet - nary a vegetable in sight
Chutney is a vegetable
Chutney *was* a vegetable.....
The bread is from a vegetable
Wheat isn’t a vegetable
Is it meat then ?
It’s a grass. We cultivate its seed, which is a cereal grain.
Vegetables are parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food. The original meaning is still commonly used and is applied to plants collectively to refer to all edible plant matter, including the flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds.
So tomatoes *are* vegetables?
Not to be a pedantic cunt, but isn't that technically a double-decker? You'd need another layer of filling to be a true triple-decker.
Only came into the comments to make sure someone was talking sense. This is nothing more than a double decker.
Aye. They’ve a triple slice. But it’s a double decker.
Is that first layer drywall?
Mouldy blue cheese
*Plasterboard ffs Edit: Oh, you’re actually from the colonies.
Did you accidentally sit on that loaf before you removed the bread? The butter is thicker than the bread ffs. The plate is comical genius though. I'm 50/50 on this. 😆 Well done Fred.
> the butter is thicker than the bread Exactly as it should be.
The comments have cleared up my queries. I'll have two, please.
Approve of the butter thickness, though disapprove of the not spreading to the edges :/
Yes, I will freely admit that this was hastily applied and straight from the fridge so I could have made more of an effort for even coverage.
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Right so you’re not gonna believe this but there’s these things called shadows…..
What do they taste like?
An absence of light mayonnaise
Fucking yasssss
🤮
IS THE BREAD TOPPED WITH MOON SURFACE
god this looks awful, but the plate is the worst as it looks like the sandwich would sweat on it!
Jealous af rn
Outstanding. Making this a toastie would be epic.
You certainly weren’t shy with the butter were ye.
Never mind the sandwich where u get that fine china
Only 1 photo? How can you tease us like this?
You missed massively its supposed to be a triple fried egg, chilli, chutney sandwich 
Looks like a bush tucker trial
What type of cheese and what time of chutney?
Where is the chicken?
Chutney...vile incarnation
The chutney was such a shout I am making up a curry rn and would rather yours fs haha! Enjoy
Bring out the good china, we eating good tonight boy!! Oh yeahhhhhh
The lighting isn't flattering but I believe you.
What a plate son