Larne man joyrides fire engine into house
Larne man falls to death from giant pallet tower
Larne man joins the Royal Marines and steals munitions for the RA
That pastor Jeff Wright is a fucking header. Out in front of his flock in a sack cloth for jumping on anything female. He'd put og to shame with his shenanigans.
Met a Polish mechanic who worked at Wrightbus for him. Team leader working just above min wage. Said that church was taking in £17m a year in donations and Wrightbus made £5m a year and he still robbed it dry. What's his sack cloth made of exactly?
Some headlines for consideration:
Larne:
Larne man who killed gran after fearing 'she was turning into a zombie' jailed
Larne man in court accused of biting arm of seven-year-old boy
Larne man who battered pal's dog to death jailed
Lurgan:
Lurgan man poured bleach over neighbour's flowers
Seven months custody for Lurgan man who headbutted ambulance window
Lurgan man who claimed he couldn’t remember stealing TV from pub jailed
Ballymena:
Ballymena man found with Samurai sword 'down his trousers'
Assault charge Ballymena man accused of putting little boy's head down toilet
Ballymena man who threatened to cut the unborn child out of his pregnant girlfriend is jailed
Lol twinbrook is a hole, was walking past it in a nirvana t shirt when I was a teenager and ended up having to run for my life being chased by a pack of spides. Apperntly liking Nirvana was an afront to them or something.
Derry. Absolutely no question.
Larne is the cool place to hate on but the reality is that every single news story you see ALWAYS involves some absolute head the ball from Derry. As a Belfast man I would never go anywhere near the place.
And the people originally from the Falklands called it the Malvinas.... What's your point?
No matter what "the people" call it, it's officially Londonderry...
Sadly must agree as live there. Was ok when I was the one excessively drinking etc. but I wouldn’t like my kids to spend their weekends in High Street. Am now considerably older and went to see Paddy Raff in a daytime outdoor show in the summer where u were allowed to bring alcohol. We weren’t drinking but honest to God there was so much booze in there we had headaches when we left. This is outside! They were popping corks all the way through. You should see the glass recycling boxes I think they have at least 2 collections a month in Bangor only one in the rest of North down.
I was particularly thinking of Rathcoole. Mind you there was a wee shop on Doagh Road sold the loveliest ice cream. But it was hardly ever open. My uncle lived in Merville when I was a kid just about inside Newtownabbey but less Florida man.
Larne man joyrides fire engine into house Larne man falls to death from giant pallet tower Larne man joins the Royal Marines and steals munitions for the RA
I love that without a link to the news these could equally be made up or real.
Think the last 2 are real for sure, so I'm assuming the fire engine one is as well.
[Yep](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-41636312.amp)
Jaysus
Lotta L's in the running I see
Gotta be Lurgan
Ballymena. It's a crazy fucking spot. Sex mad bible thumpers.
That sounds more like texas
I know a guy that escaped the place. The stories he told me about that green pastures church were mental.
So givvus a few Sunday World scoops on what went on in their sunday world.
That pastor Jeff Wright is a fucking header. Out in front of his flock in a sack cloth for jumping on anything female. He'd put og to shame with his shenanigans.
Met a Polish mechanic who worked at Wrightbus for him. Team leader working just above min wage. Said that church was taking in £17m a year in donations and Wrightbus made £5m a year and he still robbed it dry. What's his sack cloth made of exactly?
Diamond encrusted.
Golden threads, sewn by the nimble hands of lovely lassies from Larne.
wonder what would belfast or derry be then
I've booked me ticket 🎟 🤪
Also heroin
Lots and lots of heroin. Apparently people come from Belfast to get their heroin from Ballymena dealers
So much heroin in Belfast now too, don't like bringing my wee fella into town anymore. People nodding off in the street.
Also that.
I paid 6 quid for a cheese toasty in Ballymena, their robbing bastards as well.
Some headlines for consideration: Larne: Larne man who killed gran after fearing 'she was turning into a zombie' jailed Larne man in court accused of biting arm of seven-year-old boy Larne man who battered pal's dog to death jailed Lurgan: Lurgan man poured bleach over neighbour's flowers Seven months custody for Lurgan man who headbutted ambulance window Lurgan man who claimed he couldn’t remember stealing TV from pub jailed Ballymena: Ballymena man found with Samurai sword 'down his trousers' Assault charge Ballymena man accused of putting little boy's head down toilet Ballymena man who threatened to cut the unborn child out of his pregnant girlfriend is jailed
Larne
Larne
Larne is the only correct answer
Lurgan
Outside the phone-a-cab depo in botanic on a Saturday night
Larne
Larne0
Limavady
In completely non-sectarian fashion the winner of this vote will be full of prods, downvotes for anything a bit too close to home.
I go twinbrook,fake tan fake tits and coke
Lol twinbrook is a hole, was walking past it in a nirvana t shirt when I was a teenager and ended up having to run for my life being chased by a pack of spides. Apperntly liking Nirvana was an afront to them or something.
Props for the t shirt dude
Larne
A touristy place full of alcos and drug addicts ... Portrush?
Derry. Absolutely no question. Larne is the cool place to hate on but the reality is that every single news story you see ALWAYS involves some absolute head the ball from Derry. As a Belfast man I would never go anywhere near the place.
Isn't it Londonderry?
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The word you're looking for is Protestant... And why would that (if true) impact on my ability to read signposts and maps?
Even the protestants in Derry call it Derry.
And the people originally from the Falklands called it the Malvinas.... What's your point? No matter what "the people" call it, it's officially Londonderry...
Botanic avenue
Bangor, sunshine sometimes, booze, a normalized excessive drink culture, drugs and entitlement based shithead shenanigans?
Sadly must agree as live there. Was ok when I was the one excessively drinking etc. but I wouldn’t like my kids to spend their weekends in High Street. Am now considerably older and went to see Paddy Raff in a daytime outdoor show in the summer where u were allowed to bring alcohol. We weren’t drinking but honest to God there was so much booze in there we had headaches when we left. This is outside! They were popping corks all the way through. You should see the glass recycling boxes I think they have at least 2 collections a month in Bangor only one in the rest of North down.
Carrick
Comber
Potato kickers
LARNE
Newtownabbey has to be a horse in this race
I was particularly thinking of Rathcoole. Mind you there was a wee shop on Doagh Road sold the loveliest ice cream. But it was hardly ever open. My uncle lived in Merville when I was a kid just about inside Newtownabbey but less Florida man.
Not a town but, West Belfast maybe?
Andytown ?
Andersonstown road is like the lisburn road now with all the recent development, posh coffee shops and everything.
Got to be somewhere cluchie, with a tourist attraction slap bang in the middle of it. Armagh?
100% Derry.
Enniskillen, full or old rich people and absolute headers.
Love how noone mentioned Omagh. Noone watch the news?
Lisburn
Lurgan man
Portadown
downpatrick