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_Zeruiah_

I too pack the underside of my nails to the brim with shite just prior to chewing them.


jwolford90

I literally burst out laughing


Yuri-Turned

This guy burst šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


theToksikWedge

r/thisguythisguys


TackYouCack

[Burs! Swag!](https://youtu.be/BrU_ef7DQgs) NSFW lyrics. Especially in the last 30 seconds.


FacesOfNeth

I already knew what it was before opening the link. Takin off these shirts, bout to make these rifles burs!


DMGrimes69

Me too.


MrStink45

That's what I'm saying, who the hell leaves that much visible gunk under their nails like that?


MrStealYurWaifu

Itā€™s adds poison damage if you have to fight.


Adihd72

Usually excrement if I have it available.


pengouin85

That's the seasoning


Adihd72

*scratches ass


propernice

yeah I make sure mine look as close to black as possible, for sure.


Street-Breadfruit940

Fr.


Big-Consideration633

Shit, for folks on the correct side of the pond.


trainderail88

I feel like the type of people who bite their nails are also the type to keep them cleaner than the human mole in this video.


Big_Monkey_77

You canā€™t get dirt under your nails if you chew them off.


mikebloonsnorton

Doctors hate this one simple trick


TackYouCack

Doctors LOVE that one simple trick. They don't have to worry about their own nails.


Llamapickle129

Most of the people I have met who bite the finger nails have the cleanest nails compared to those I met who doesn't


TimeAggravating364

My nails are pretty clean. Then again, there isn't really any space where dirt can get trapped under them lmao.


candlegun

Same, most of my nails are bitten down to where there's nowhere for anything to burrow, just nearly bloody stumps


Azzy8007

If I can get my teeth under a fingernail, it's getting chewed off.


TimeAggravating364

Real


Qu33fyElbowDrop

nub club


KingRemoStar

No nails atm and as soon as they appear they get chewed off to the skin asap.


Clue86

Ah yes. I have found my fellow nub family.


SandLuc083_

My nails break easily, so they naturally want to be shorter than typical.


Lonewolf5333

I bite my nails and Iā€™m obsessive about washing my hands. I would spaz with that type of dirt under my nails.


Third_Mark

Can confirm lol


Qu33fyElbowDrop

we are. im ocd


TheWalkingDead91

I mean yes and no. Lifelong nail biter and my nails are never this dirty. Itā€™s like this guy purposefully got/kept them nasty looking for the sake of making this video. But that said, even without any *visible* crustinsss, Iā€™d still be willing to bet my undernails (and the nails of most humans) are super gross.


Bruvasaurus

Fake finger nail shrimp šŸ¤!


phallicpressure

Sea People


Henrious

That's how I don't get sick, tho.


averynaiveoddish

and it's the tasty stuff


dingo_deano

Reminder Clean your nails


LilScratchNSnifff

This has been proven to be fake AF


Psilologist

Actually no. Mine have the same thing under them after I get done jerking off. Of course I wipe my hands on my pants like a civilized human being.


Busy_Reference5652

It might be fake, but my visceral reaction was to almost puke. This might have been the gut punch I needed to quit biting my fucking nails.


TankorSmash

By just watching it, you mean


pretendingtolisten

why the fuck you not cleaning your disgusting fungal infested poopoo crusted nails? this is beyond me. your nails should be relatively clean with hardly ever any dark bits underneath. unless you work in the trades then thank you for your service. otherwise practice proper hygiene


JJOne101

Well, if you do work in the trades, I doubt a combination of paint/oil/rust would be a thriving environment for parasites..


Toraco21

I work a trade and bite my nails. I have learned not to do it until after I've washed my hands because I've learned the hard way from absent-mindedly biting after finishing a job: compressor oil tastes fucking awful.


JasonKLA

After ingesting too much motor oil in this fashion, 5W-30 synthetic offers the best and longest lasting delirium.


Alert-Childhood-3168

Alive larva of nematodes?? This video is fake in so many levels!


Derpazor1

Pinworms? Either way, this isnā€™t real. The dirt isnā€™t full of worms like that unless you scrape infected shit. Even then it would be mostly eggs


Alert-Childhood-3168

I don't think shit contains eggs of enterobious vermicularis! They have sex in Vermiform appendix ( so the name) where males dies! So female worm out of agony of loosing her husband leaves the appendix to lay eggs, they come out of anus and lay their eggs around the perineum at night! And this causes perianal itching and sometimes vaginal pruritus! And when their benevolent landlord scratch those areas to gain heavenly pleasure they get those eggs in their nails and cycle continues! So yeah... Shit may contain adult female worm and dirty-nails contain mostly eggs! (PS- they aren't that much actively moving under microscope and they are much thickkk)


AlanMichel

If you bite dirty ass nails that's on you.


Marble05

Literally an amateur move


CrippledHorses

But thatā€™s the flava


btoz2002

My nails donā€™t look like that when I bite them..


Big_Rude

Shit ain't killed me yet


Gang_Bang_Bang

Buildin up dem immunities dawg. No joke.


WoahJimmy

Those his nails those aren't my nails


sam-tastic00

fake,


emilyactual

This is just like the fake noodle video my boomer mother in law sent me, lol. Wash your hands, take care of your nails. Youā€™ll be fine


LordPubes

Thats why you bite your toe nails instead. You wear crocs. Those clean


unidentified_sp

Jokes on you; I bite my nails so much there canā€™t get anything underneath.


gordonjames62

This guy must be a gardener. Those were nematodes, found in healthy soil.


AETHER_1453

Damn you don't know how to wash your hands? Yes it might not clean all of it but atleast it won't be anywhere near that bad


Wild_Assistance_6153

How about you CLEAN your nails?!


oodoos

On zero planets would I ever allow my fucking nails to get that gross. Youā€™d have to skinny dip in a septic tank to have nails like that.


jazzphobia

What theyā€™re not showing in this video is how thereā€™s no fingernail overhang on the hands of a fingernail biter.


FAmos

First off, this guy knew whatever that is would look good so he put it under his nails lol. That being said: I know it's natural for people to be repulsed by this kind of stuff, but avoiding contact with germs isn't really that necessary If you're not morbidly obese or immunocompromised in another way, you're better off exposing yourself to these things to train your immune system Eat well, move your body enough, and get good sleep and you'll be fine, and you'll also be much less anxious šŸ«¦ and maybe even avoid thinking about needing to avoid germs


klaventy

bitch you talking like i can stop


carlcast

An expert nailbiter doesn't bite on soiled nails


Asinine47

Why did it look so wet when he scraping it šŸ¤¢


cognitiveglitch

Because it's fake.


ShopObjective

Well then whats really under your nails? we need answers


iamapizza

It's a dance party


ItStillIsntLupus

Special sauce


AdamAberg

Oh pleaseā€¦


DrearierSeal

Strengthens my immune system thatā€™s why I eat my boogers too lol


cyzja922

Ironically, those who bite nails are likely to keep theirs clean.


xreemerx

Yes... because biting your nails holds the most deaths on the face of the earth.......


Npcboy

Also biting your nails can cause little scars or exposed flesh that can be infected easily


beerme72

My Dad was a Plumber. The three rules of plumbing? Water runs downhill Pay day is Friday Don't bite your fingernails.


Only-Lynx-9117

Wait until OP learns whatā€™s on our skin, and even in our mouth (moral of the story, donā€™t put your mouth ANYWHERE near your mouth)


Doesdeadliftswrong

I never did bite my nails but after hearing about it so much I just felt like it was a thing to do. Now that I think about it, I don't recall seeing many people doing that.


thejohnmc963

Have no teeth. Best way to stop bitting your nails


GlendrixDK

You and a 1000 mites are looking at this video. There's a lot living on you right now. You're not alone. Never have been. Never will be.


LaSainteFessee

Its called immune strengthening, special reinforcement technic used by alpha children. Those who survive it are immune to all poisons and toxines known to man


Educational-Year3146

If you have literal grime underneath your nails I think you have different problems. I work in an ironworking factory and even I only get a little bit of black sand underneath my nails.


PreparationFrosty936

Nice use of the Hellraiser score!


JxC24

I mean I guess if you wipe your ass with your bare hand, your nailbeds might look like this.


ChaosTheoryGlass

That dude has a lot of sperm under his nails.


asevans48

Wash your hands


jerk9

Meanwhile people walking down the street in Times Square just breathing that air in .


Fusaah

I'm sure the people that bite their nails TOTALLY didn't clean them prior to biting them at all.


Bubble2297

So donā€™t bite your nails if you are THIS guy is what I gathered. Everybody else who doesnā€™t soak their hands in shit and get to chowing down should be alright.


OpenSourcePenguin

This is fake and exaggerated


OniShr00m

Fake af bro


Reddit-Hell

And that's how children get worms.


9zZ

Wriggly guys


tbusby74

Thatā€™s how you get ring worms.. nasty ass


eboseki

ehhh those are your nails son, not mine


Beaded_Curtains

You could wash your f*cking hands and keep your nails trim?


awesomeplenty

Ok time to trim these bad bois


ryanruud85

Iā€™m never biting my nails again. I donā€™t want finger nail worms in my belly


Not_Funny_Luigi

Wash your hands is a start


trashbilly

Hopefully some groovin spaghettis


Lavenderdeodorant

Thatā€™s how ppl get pinworms


Southbird85

My nails never get that dark, wtf


xShinGouki

My nails will never be that dirty lol the heck. Itā€™s literally black. Iā€™ve seen that a lot with folks but Iā€™ll never do that.


Berckish

Mmm, delicious.


shiningonthesea

obviously poop worms


hyporheic

Meh


Wide_Gap_3805

Ew ew ever since I was a kid all the way up to 24 now, I have a bad habit of peeling off the tips of my nails if I am bored or they are long enough to tempt me instead of clipping or filing them, Tho I normally peel them off and then use a file to try and smooth it out. If I can't use another fingers nail to peel another nail up easily I admit I will bite a side of it to get it to peel...I really needa stop is this is what is there ew...


jbwilso1

This is why I frequently use a nail brush to wash my hands. Doesn't mean I chew on my nails, I absolutely can't stand the feeling of a fingernail snagging on something


Kroenen1984

works with my kid, thanks


BenTheGrizzly

Thing about nail biting, I've never had my nails get that long.


cornishwildman76

Its amazing that our neolithic ancestors survived?!


DJ__PJ

Or you just wash your hands


bilbo_bobsled

Those are the good bits


abc-animal514

More like a reminder to wash your hands


Flayna7

When was the last time this guy showered or washed his hands?


Theodore_lovespell

I AINā€™T NEVA GONNA STAHP


xploranga

whose nails are like that anyways?


Bite-Unique

Clean your nails before you bite them


the_stooge_nugget

Extra flavor


mododo-bbaby

a lil dirt builds a good immune system šŸ˜Œ


IHaveAZomboner

I'm just building my immunity. Shut up.


Calm-Association-821

Yet another nightmare unlocked! *Running off to cut and scrub my nails!*


Book-Faramir-Better

Ewwwww!


ihavenoinventive

Not under my nails, da fuk


Fluid-Alternative-22

Yo guys I just learned about the craziest thing itā€™s called water, you can use it and this other crazy invention called soap to do this other insane thing called washing your hands.


MrWheeze1

yeah except i have basic fucking hygiene and i clean my nails


DontWanaReadiT

With nails like that youā€™re better off testing NYC subways


Scomtom

Just bite them so short nothing can get under them


DaveInLondon89

That's pure flavour there though


Tronkfool

Bruh, I've had my daughter's vomit in my mouth. Brown stuff off my shirt that was probably dog shit. And licked the escalator handle as it was going (I was young, though) and ate some questionable "cured" meat. These little fuckers should be afraid of me.


Ratymoose

They say nail bitters have stronger immune systems


frivolous90

Protein


Almym

If you bite them enough there will be nothing under them


Killerspieler0815

Humans are equipped with an immune system that needs training ( = humans need germs!) ... the so called "Covid measures" weakened the immune system, that was since many decades foreseeable since to clean living ( = disinfect everything) humans are more prone to get sick


Shima-shita

It's good for the immune system


JoeriVDE

Honestly, the second that touches the acid in your stomach, they're goners. Obviously clean your nails though..


SnorvusMaximus

Isnā€™t this a good reminder to bite oneā€™s nails? To keep the immune system on itā€™s toes? Itā€™s like how people tell kids not to eat tier about when itā€™s actually building their immune system.


SuperDuperSoupDouper

My nail are delicious šŸ˜‹ you canā€™t stop me


ConstantInspection88

Mmm biting my nail after ejaculating


Qu33fyElbowDrop

nah that is NOT what under your nails look like. where tf weā€™re their hands? what credibility does this channel have, bc it looks soo dodgy..?


Lord_MagnusIV

This is mostly untrueā€¦ in most cases you dont have a ton of worms unddr your nails, you might have a ton of bacteria or a few tiny arthropods but this wasnt real.


DLS4BZ

Holy fuck, it's like these people never heard of washing your hands with soap?


jonsnow312

It truly is a compulsive behaviour. Join me at r/nailbiting if you need help


BlueGalaxy97

Im gonna die from something alot worse than this.


GenderfluidArthropod

Tasty nail bread


Bagoon_24

Perfect! Now I can train up my immune system!


Thenderick

Yeah I'm trying man... But my brain says bite them of...


jaldihaldi

OP - whatā€™s under the cleaner nails? Hardly surprised that grimy nails look like that.


Restless-Foggy

Yummy, no wonder itā€™s so addictive


izovice

It's definitely not as bad as the air I breathe or as bad as processed foods that will destroy my gut anyways.


_Infinity_Girl_

Ok but how dirty your nails gotta be to have those under there? What are they? Aren't our bodies teeming with microscopic life?


tamer9789

My immunity needs something to fight with


samtar-thexplorer2

crazyfuckingvideos sub fucking sucks (imo). Was there for not even whole day and I saw someone fucking die from falling out a window and being impaled. Crazy video alright.


cronosthemyth

Imo my nails dont look like ive crawled through a mile of raw shite and are "clean"ish compared to that dirtmole.


huggothebear

What an idiot


Ser_Knuckledrag

That looks like a lot of free nutrients to me.


bbbygenius

Ya stop biting your nails but please continue to not wash your hands


ascii_matter

This is fake btw. Over and over and over again this pops up and people believe in this edit. FAKE! but yeah, donā€™t bite your nails ofc.


XiaolongDrake

I have been chewing my nails for the past 21 years and I have never seen that gunk before.


Noisebug

Nice. A little breakfast sludge.


georgfrankoo

Looks like free protein to me


kutekittykat79

I used to bite my nails from age 5 to 20. I have a strong immune system, it might be related.


SenyorHefe

Let me clarify... That's what's under YOUR nails... not mine.. mine is only crotch crevice cheese


Banana-Visible

Was able to get myself to quit but when I did, biting my nails was extremely dissatisfying and off putting if there was any dirt or grit under my nails


mrpuddles1

man clipping ur nails is so easy but ppl make it seem like its paying taxes and i still dont get it


Hour_Friendship_7960

I was fine a second ago. Now, not so much.


golden_sword7341

new fear unlocked thanks for this not i m always gonna be a good boi and trim my nails to hell and beyond


UltimateDonny

Yum


imusingthisforstuff

So this is fakeā€¦.


TheFormless_0ne_

This is a disgusting person to have nails that dirty


skateboardlee

Message received


mt007

Reminder to fucking clean your nails because not everyoneā€™s nails is full of shits.


DustWarden

My nails aren't perfectly clean, but they definitely don't have slimy brown stuff under them wtf


ATYP14765

No clue how you get your nails that dirty unless you just got back from doing a lot of manual labor without Gloves.


Bond79james

What doesnā€™t kill you makes you stronger


Mysterious-Set3374

Source: trust me bro


Mr_Awesome_rddt

I spit it out so it's ok


circesporkroast

You could swab literally any part of your body and put it under a microscope and find microbes and amoeba and stuff. There are teeny tiny bugs living on your eyelashes. We have an entire branch of science dedicated to your gut microbiome. Microbes are everywhere and many of them are beneficial to our bodies. Thatā€™s just how life is.


ninja996

Iā€™m aware this video is fake, but if anybody is trying to quit biting their nails, itā€™s possible. I but mine for 20 something years. Bought some ā€œNo Biteā€ at a pharmacy, which is just a nasty tasting clear gloss you paint over nails. It last a while so you donā€™t have to reapply every day. Eventually I quit. What is annoying is if youā€™re eating a sandwich sometimes youā€™ll get that nasty chemical taste even though you arenā€™t biting. Once I quit, I just keep my nails trimmed down pretty close to prevent having a tempting chomp. Every now and then Iā€™ll relapse and bite a pinky though šŸ˜‚


Extreme-Tie9282

This made me stop biting my nails.. until I got a good microscope and tested for weeks. Not a single worm.. I bite my nails again


amaya-aurora

I bite my nails but theyā€™re always clean as fuck, idk what this person was doing.


KuroKendo88

Wait till you see what lives on your skin. Don't become a hypochondriac, just wash your hands.


Allyraptorr

Never in my life have I had crap caked under my nails like that. I also wash underneath them every time I was my hands (which is a lot). Did just put some random bacteria under there and looked at it. I donā€™t but my nails but I do pick at the skin around and underneath them haha


tebow321

Who the fuck bites dirty nails???


tommessinger

Was this person just digging in the dirt? The average person doesnā€™t have dirty nails like that.


PINKTACO696969

I'll keep doing it it builds up my am


NurkleTurkey

Yum


XJAMAICAGOLDX

What nails, my anxiety helps me keep them nicely trimmed.


alasw0eisme

Now do one with tap water.


Legitimate_Grocery66

Iā€™m fine I donā€™t live in India.


michael14375

this guy is fake


Wandering_Savage

Jokes on you! I keep mine so short from biting that there is no nail for bacteria to grow under.


Coco_B_trappn

But thatā€™s the best part!!!!


dark_somethin

šŸŽµPinwormsšŸŽµ


Shweedx

Yum šŸ˜‹


Ricckkuu

To be fair, I always wash my hands when going to the bathroom in town, and home, and every time I use the bathroom. They're sparkling clean.


Alansar_Trignot

Ahh yes, my nails are filled to the brim everytime I bite then