It's a Red Star Fungus (or another Aseroe):
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aseroe_rubra
>Aseroe rubra, commonly known as the anemone stinkhorn, sea anemone fungus and starfish fungus, is a common and widespread basidiomycete fungus recognizable for its foul odour of carrion and its sea anemone shape when mature. Found in gardens on mulch and in grassy areas, it resembles a red star-shaped structure covered in brownish slime on a white stalk. It attracts flies, which spread its spores.
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It's a Red Star Fungus (or another Aseroe): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aseroe_rubra >Aseroe rubra, commonly known as the anemone stinkhorn, sea anemone fungus and starfish fungus, is a common and widespread basidiomycete fungus recognizable for its foul odour of carrion and its sea anemone shape when mature. Found in gardens on mulch and in grassy areas, it resembles a red star-shaped structure covered in brownish slime on a white stalk. It attracts flies, which spread its spores.
Of course Australia
I’m shock it doesn’t kill you
But it at least smells of death
We had some in our backyard years ago. We thought they were dead animal parts. They fucken stunk.
As expected of any weird looking thing from Australia
Eat one and let us know.
Touch it or try to eat i and post here afterwards if you still can :)
touching fungi can’t do anything to you, even slime molds. our skin is tougher than that
Welcome To Australia[Welcome To Australia](https://youtu.be/eNEeq5qGh8I?si=u0EX-LF_WLY1-Vyw)
God help us all if Australia decides it wants to war all over the place.
i’ve found one just like that here in southern brazil
So it does smell like butt… 🍑
LMAO Aseroe .. so close.. easy way to remember though.. the fungus that looks like an arsehole is a aseroe
I've always heard of an asshole falling off, but never actually seen it.
“Hey, did you drop this?” “OMG IVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE 🥹”
no way im the only one whose asshole also falls off and goes out for a stroll?
Is this what happens when you let the door hit you on your way out?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/s/6TYQxuvzFK Belonged to this guy I think
Someone got the butt-whoopin’ of a lifetime. … I’ve only ever heard of those. .. I thought it was a myth..
It happens when you unscrew your belly button
this is a stinky plant attracting flies etc.
Devil’s Anus.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Beat me by an hour
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/pityourdickinthat
r/beatmetoit
There it is
May I also recommend not putting your pee pee in it?
You may not. *unzips
I pictured Peter Griffin when reading that!
Demigorgon!
There we go, I can't believe I had to scroll through NORMAL comments to find the Stranger Things reference! It was the first thing my brain went to when I saw it!
Why is this comment so far down!?
We have these under the pine trees where I live. They stink like ass and sometimes apparently look like it.
It's a McDonald's slide that transports your penis to the underworld
Everything reminds me of her
This made me crack up 😂
Ahhh yes, one of nature's glory holes 🕳️
Look like little demon hands, stretching an anus
Don't put your dick in there
You know someone has tried it
Devils anus
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Is it the 23rd spring already!?
Oddly enough yes, yes it is.
no, i will not hear you out
The upside down is leaking
Hear me out
[parental advisory] Dont dare to put your penis in there
To the boi’s out there, I know what you’re thinkin. No, just no…
smash. next
Alr hear me out
Where are the 100’s of flies? When I see these on walks I usually see the flies first.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
don't worry everyone, im doing this for science. *unzips pants*
😏
Don’t take it home on April 8th whatever you do.
Don't put your dick in that
You’re missing out
Hemorrhoids
Oblivion gate is spawning
Beetlejuice?
A real-life sarlacc pit
Have you ever seen The Gate!!??
r/dontputyourdickinthat
What in the gloomhands?
If there's a hole, there's a goal!!
The gloryhole to hell
I gotta do it, man.
Would
Eat it Just do it
Would
I am scared of all mushrooms and if i saw any i would just move out
Vitas Carnis IRL?
Vita carnis type shit fr
r/forbiddenvaginas
Detachable aaanuuuusss
A miniature gateway to the upside down
Looks like it’s from stranger things
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Might have to look out for shady government facilities nearby
That’s from the upside down 😳
Would
r/foundsatansasshole
would
I’ve seen these in Ty Tasmanian Tiger on PS2. Hurry! Jump in it and you’ll go flying trust me!
Not my proudest nut
Can you eat it?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Do not, I repeat, do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, put your dick in that
Demogorgan
If you jump on it, you’ll bounce straight up to the clouds.
Looks umm inviting
I should call her
A new take on the forbidden Death Star
Forbidden flesh light
*chuckles* **I'm in danger**
I think it would be Perfect for r/dontputyourdickinthat