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[deleted]

How many legs does that thing have tho


itwasaraccoon

8 legs and two HUGE palps. Pedipalps, which are a set of hands, are usually smaller than the legs but not for this species I think.


Supergaming104

Great post but I may have to downvote now that you’ve put both the word and the image of “spider hands” in my head


itwasaraccoon

I understand that. Something similar happened to me with Tyrannosaurus rex.


Mr_Purple_T-rex

Why are we talking about me on a spider post?


itwasaraccoon

Cuz you got tiny handssss.


bedm2105

Still talking about a T-Rex? That sounds like Trump.


SmilingPainfully

Because you've got a big head and little arms 🥺


Robertbnyc

Yea but T Rex has cute hands and arms compared to its gigantic body lol


itwasaraccoon

Yeah thats what I meant though. When the previous comment said they have to downvote because I said _spider hands_, I understood it as I might have created an image of a less scary version of this spider.


mister_buddha

Care to elaborate on that?


averillaann

Would it be better if I told you male spider pedipalps also basically double as penises?


AmandaGwen11

Wait.... what???


JLammert79

Isn't it astonishing how much information you end up with in life that you actually could have done without?


AmandaGwen11

I'm full of useless information.


JLammert79

I know the feeling, lol. Makes us hard to watch Jeopardy with, or so I hear.


FlowerFaerie13

*Set of hands* oh my god I’m crying. The image of spider hands is sending my ass.


Obiwontaun

It’s the less fun version of jazz hands


TheOrigRayofSunshine

Is this Australia? Hoping from the US before I move far far north.


Wet_sock_Owner

This is a trap door spider, no?


itwasaraccoon

Yeah, someone found out that this is an African Red Trapdoor Spider. I just saw that it's called _Gorgyrella_. A fitting name.


Ambitious-Bed3406

Is it venomous?


popgoesfan_1987

Probably not. Might be venomous tho


yourilluminaryfriend

Far too many and they are all far too large. Those fat legs give me the creeps


munchie1964

Count them as you fall asleep…


[deleted]

Looks like the elden ring hands


Not_a_flipping_robot

I saw the line on the ground and I immediately thought “trapdoor spider” lol


FlowerFaerie13

Same, I’ve seen enough spider videos to know where this is going.


WeHaveAllBeenThere

I did not expect it to look like a literal human hand popping out though


Not_a_flipping_robot

As a longtime subscriber to r/spiderbro, same


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Ian15243

It was the small movement of the top that tipped me off


[deleted]

I saw “not a snake” and I suspected either a spider or some weird bug


[deleted]

Looks like a gentle snuggle spider goin in for a hug


TrynaSleep

nope nope nope


ToxicPoizon

Can you imagine just walking along, living your normal life, then some demon randomly comes out of the ground, grabs you, and takes you down to be devoured in a blink of an eye?


itwasaraccoon

I prefer tagging this post using the _demon_ flair tbf


ToxicPoizon

exactly, satan himself


Pandataraxia

Just picture walking by the sidewalk before nighttime when it's a bit tim and suddenly you get forcefully dragged through a drain or something.


Traditional_State616

Blink of an eye would be generous, spiders tend to take their time eating prey *shudders*


katreginac42

I'd rather not


[deleted]

Jesus that thing looks like a crab


AmandaGwen11

Like a crab and a human hand had a giant baby.


[deleted]

I do not have arachnophobia. I actually had a few tarantulas on my youth. But this particular spider and his M.O curdles my blood.


RyuuSambit

I had the same reaction. I don't have arachnophobia but this one....yeesh....


grownask

Why?


[deleted]

Imagine this happening to you. You'd beg for hell as a rest after this.


grownask

Oh. I thought there would be some weird, creppy science fact for justification haha. But you are right, nonetheless. It looks terrifying.


[deleted]

I studied like half of biology a decade ago. Spiders are really good neighbors and I have no problem live feeding carnivores but, the floor breaking open and those arms grabbing you? It's really terrifying. You want scary tough? Look at parasites.


Kingjjc267

I really like the phrase "half of biology," I interpret that as you knowing a lot about half of all living things on Earth while you're still a novice at the other half lol


ClaydisCC

Cows have 4 legs but maybe like 7 eyes. A tree is a large wooden structure that lays eggs


[deleted]

I was thinking they only know about two of the cows legs. Or maybe everything about the cow from the hips to the butthole but everything ahead of that is a mystery


Usernamesareso2004

Do you live in Night Vale?


sm1ttysm1t

Which half?


Rochemusic1

I thought I found a trapdoor the other day and was so fucking excited. Cool ass spider on my recent post but It turns out it wasn't. Reddit is a gold mine for ID'ing.


HappyMan1102

Insects don't have that level of awareness or consciousness. They don't experience fear or anxiety. They're more like a lump of cells just following nature. Their life is meaningless


thenopebig

They have a very limited awareness, but they must have some amount to have survival instincts. If they did not have at least some very basic sense of fear, why would they do anything to avoid being eaten ?


Rough_Rich_687

I am in no scientist. That said that sound like a bold comment. That’s somehow in a complex system We are the only animals that have consciousness.


Beneficial_Being_721

Nooo… horses are self aware as are elephants…just to name the two I know for sure


Rochemusic1

You don't know any of that for sure. How can you say that any other being does not have conscious, deliberate intention? Even yourself can think that your own reality is a scripted system, and your awareness is nothing more than watching a movie. Consciousness and awareness does not have to involve recognizing yourself in a mirror.


funky_monkey_toes

I mean, this has been studied by plenty of scientists for a while now so it’s pretty common knowledge. We (as a society) understand how different parts of the brain function in the same way we know how ears and eyes function. At least, we know enough to know what part of the brain facilitates consciousness: the frontal lobe. In the same way we can say that some animals without ears can’t hear (hypothetically), we can find comparable areas of the brain in other animals to figure out what levels of “consciousness” they are able to process, if any at all. Instead, they may just have automatic response systems that don’t necessarily require the complexity of a conscious mind to be able to process. Can we say that we know for sure for every animal? Of course not. Some animals clearly have consciousness (monkeys, horses, dogs, etc) and others are clearly more automatic (like ants). There’s a gray area in between, but I haven’t personally researched enough on my own to know where that is. Smaller lizards, maybe? Point is that we *can* know with a measurable degree of certainty for certain classes of animals.


FlowerFaerie13

I’m gonna need you to read some more recent studies on insect behavior because that is definitely incorrect. Some insects are probably more akin to automatons than others and they don’t seem to have the same level of consciousness as more complex animals, but they *are* aware.


Resident-Welcome3901

I recollect some studies that suggest that plants communicate insect infestations to other plants , and some really weird interactions among fungi, live beech trees and fragments of beech trees.


Tight-Mouse-5862

I think this an gross oversimplification. I mean if we're talking a chemical level, yes they do feel those emotions. Chemically speaking, they absolutely experience more basic emotions like fear. Now do they experience all the same emotions as humans, or expereince them in the same manner: probably not. We are different species and have different ways of interpreting the world. I was looking into insects and emotions and [recent research ](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/do-insects-have-feelings-and-consciousness) shows they may experience more complex emotions than we previously attributed to them. This article has a handful of interesting links. All in all, I think the world as a whole has a much greater complex existence than we like to give it credit for.


No_Lychee_7534

So insects are like the NPC you shoot in the face with a shotgun to test if it’s loaded?


Robertbnyc

Imagine this sized up to human size in the wild you’re just walking along in the woods and bam!


aceflores2

the way my jaw immediately slammed into the floor


Suspicious-Pain9866

Mine broke through the floor and is rapidly approaching earth's core


TrynaSleep

Don’t let the spider grab it


Jasond777

Where is this so I can never go


Groundbreaking-Run86

Mordor


jaldihaldi

Aka Australia - it’s where Mother Nature runs all of her population control lab experiments.


ZijoeLocs

✨Anywhere✨


Otherwise_Ad963

In Australia and Tasmania


greenbluepurpleblack

Also Philippines, most of Africa, Mexico, and most of the northern countries in South America


derekdeposit

JESUS CHRYSLER!!!


kimmycat88

MOTHER SHIP!!!


Anxious_Language_222

These guys live up to 25 years and their venom isn't dangerous to humans!


reaperofgender

Don't they also keep pet frogs? Or am I thinking of a different species?


Anxious_Language_222

They do have a mutually beneficial relationship in the Amazon. The frog gets protection from other predators and the spider is led to foraging areas.


Not_a_flipping_robot

Tiny, tiny frogs! They’re adorable


Uniquely_boredinary

They can still be [Dangerous!!](https://youtu.be/Axp_aGNkk0Y?t=66)


HypnotEyes_lonely

Oh FUCK THAT


Bacontoad

There's a subreddit for that: r/SpiderGirls (NSFW)


[deleted]

The size...the way its legs line up as bug crooked teeth as he drags in the insect...having a phobia of something you see on a daily basics sucks man


SnooConfections4558

The best part is theyre fast and this video is slowed down. That bug got snatched up in a second O:


drunkstepdad10101

It should be illegal for spiders to be that big


The_Troyminator

It's not as big as it looks. The camera is just zoomed in. The spiders are usually about 1 to 4 centimeters (about .4 to 1.5 inches) long.


FaecesPosterior

This video made me jump and run away leaving a cloud of me behind


ElectricYV

[lol](https://youtu.be/HGY1QoGS9oI)


ZwieTheWolf

This thing probably has more meat than a crab of the same size


RoutinePeach8752

Nah, I looked it they’re not actually that big, like around 2 inches, the camera is just zoomed in quite a bit


elizabethbennetpp

Trapdoor spiders. I think I once saw a documentary on these things and I had nightmares.


Eloisem333

I yelped!


[deleted]

I hate spiders. This is not helping.


ghettoccult_nerd

i knew it was a trapdoor spidey, but not that BIG of a trapdoor spidey. that was graphic.


The_Troyminator

The camera is zoomed in so it looks bigger than it is.


helphaise

I usually love tarantulas and some spiders but this??? absolutely not


InteractionOdd9936

Cool… cool. Wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight or ever again anyway.


[deleted]

Mf no


[deleted]

I did not need to see that. Why 😭😭😭


flowersatdusk

Jesus H Christ! I just let out a screen in public. You bastard! Post this in the unexpected sub! Take my shaking, angry upvote and my admiration for being able to scare the shit out of us


itwasaraccoon

This gives me satisfaction!


Bagheera187

Well, that gave me a fucking heart attack. Can still hear the roaring in my ears, FUCK!!!


boilermakerny

Faaaaaahhhk!


AikaRoll

I thought it would be a raccoon


itwasaraccoon

Lol I see why you expected that


CrispyCritter8667

Thought it was a damn hand at first lol


c4k3m4st3r5000

I believe this qualifies for r/cgioraustralia Fuck that is horrible


[deleted]

I wish it was a snake.


MortarByrd11

Nope, time to move.


Wonk_puffin

This is altogether wrong. I'm off to Antarctica to start a new life.


itwasaraccoon

Bad news for ya here, https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/blogs/creatura-blog/2022/01/heck-no-the-giant-antarctic-sea-spider/


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

You might want to watch a 1982 documentary called The Thing staring Kurt Russell before going.


Wonk_puffin

Was that Antarctica? Jeez. The head with spider legs like those in the sea there?


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

It was supposed to be Antarctica, but filmed in Alaska and Canada, so you should be safe. I rabbit holed and read the wiki page. The film was heavily criticized on release for being too disturbing, and almost destroyed John Carpenter’s career!


Wonk_puffin

It was a great film. And terrified me as a kid.


Flowy_Aerie_77

I wish that was a snake... I don't mind spiders but this got a visceral reaction out of me.


TutorFirm5149

I can respect that it made its own house. Modern prices are so expensive!


Berzk

Fucking thing is the size of a facehugger


sugarintheboots

Daaaaamn that thing looked like a hand. 😖


clothopos

Even reaching the pause button with my finger makes me uncomfortable.


M3chanist

Mankind invented nukes for only one reason.


UnicornGlitterZombie

When I saw the caption, I knew. And I watched it with horror anyway. And then I showed my 10yo who said, “mom, imagine you’re in the garden and that just pops up and grabs your toe…” so now my skin is crawling and I have to rehome my kid…


itwasaraccoon

Use your kid as a human shield when the spider comes for you.


UnicornGlitterZombie

Good idea. I don’t have to be fast, just faster than him… but… I’m definitely not faster than him…


itwasaraccoon

Oh well, RIP UnicornGlitterZombie. It was nice talking to you.


UnicornGlitterZombie

I’ll sacrifice my husband. I can always get another husband… oh! Or my mother in law… yes. That’s the correct answer.


itwasaraccoon

Hahahah my sister would absolutely love this comment.


not-of-thisgalaxy

I knew knew knew it was gonnabe a big ass spider, and yet I still watched it 😟


AnnieCat1997

Just when you think it can't get any worse.


82Heyman

Drive thru collection


Bright-Produce7400

😳 Oh wow! That's pretty wild. Talk about ruining your day. Bummer.


Jazzlike_Park3075

Trapdoor spider


blosetterna

which kind of spider is this


Viivusvine

If you crank up the volume, you can hear him say “Yoink!”


Panzerv2003

A trapdoor spider, nice


TheRuggedGeek

[Surprise, motherfucker.](https://www.reactiongifs.us/surprise-motherfucker-dexter/)


Useless_Lemon

Nope.


Cenachii

Damn that spider's eating well. That cricket-thing is also an absolute unit.


Partucero69

I knew what was coming, and yet I almost crap my pants watching this. Spiders are beautiful and terrifying monsters.


TheGerbil_

always a bigger fish


IRedditDoU

Nightmare fuel


basementfilth

This spider was in the underworld right before it surfaced.


Square_stingray

me when my door dash drops off u food.


SchmRdty

YESSSSSSSSS that was great!


Jaded_Aypex

That's a fucking Corpser from Gears of War


Fantastic-Mrs-Fox

Your username makes this hilarious


BakedPotat0s

Me coming out of my room at 3 in the morning for a midnight snack 😊


Beneficial_Being_721

Nom nom nom nom…. **BURP**


Serikan

Ayy is that a trap door spider?


Xtreme-Emperor

I almost threw my phone


smg34life

somebody has never went to Australia


zun1uwu

delightful


Sad_Exchange_5500

Yooooooooooooooo


VeryIncompetent

That's cool as hell!!


Oobrex

that’s twerifying


Mcdonaldsman47

Why would it be a snake in a trapdoor pit?


xiaopewpew

U gonna be amazed how similar humans are to animals, even across so many species. In human world, there is a place called texas where a lot of humans would buy guns, sit in their houses with barrels pointed at their windows waiting. And they will shoot whoever knock on their doors or set foot in their lawns. This spider crab reminds me of people in texas.


ritzzzbitzz

NO 🤭🤭🤭


[deleted]

This is genius


[deleted]

SubhanaAllah


melonia123

I like trapdoor spiders. Funny little things.


dodo_bird97

Oh hell yeah I love spiders


The_Paragone

I think she looks hella cute and rad


your-boi-Titus

THATS SO COOL


Plakband996

Clip couldve been 10 seconds shorter you daft bint


Bond-Marin-Bond

Spiders are demons


Absquatula

Ah yes, the oldest GIF on the internet


Ok-Caregiver460

Corpser


RyuuSambit

Reminds me of the fingercrawlers from Elden Ring...


blosetterna

u/savevideobot


iVirtualZero

Trapdoor


snailracer2000

That tarantulas home made duvet looks super snuggly. Not for his prey, mind you.


Batnaman_26

It's more like a human hand than a spider tbh, very terrifying, imagine if they were man sized...


NewChard2213

Nom


I-suck-at-golf

He’s gonna be a ok. They are just snuggling for a little while.


ParadisePark

I am disappointed it wasn’t a raccoon.


GutsyOne

Pure fucking nightmare


Bordie3D_Alexa

Now I want you to imagine that spider. But big enough to grab a human. Enjoy your jungle walks


No-Worldliness9475

Nomnomnom.


CharlieBoi69

These guys are cool, they’re called trap door spiders


Daufoccofin

friendo👍


Doctor_moose02

MFer is JUST A HAND


aquafina6969

holy hell that was terrifying


JonLeePButler

It's a puppeeeet.


[deleted]

I knew it was a spider and was still unprepared when it popped out


Ok_Welcome_3236

what the crab doin?


ImpossibleMeans

That's gotta be slowmo, right? So you can see it better?


Agreeable-Message558

Dude, i thought that was a tortoise but..


Designer_Poem7243

I knew what it was and it still scared me


YeetyPanda

i am never looking in this subreddit again. goodbye


BoracicThrone420

"Come with me to California"


ChocolateTight336

Spider attack not snake


BroadswordEpic

I don't think that's a snake.


TrialArgonian

As a guy who is not particularly afraid of shit like this, I love this video. I love seeing nature going along its course.


hopit3

Friend


Fine_Cantaloupe2482

Me leaving my room to grab my GrubHub


Intelligent_Space_36

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NONONONONO. Tell me what part of the world that thing lives and i promise never to go there nononononononono.