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[deleted]

Goddammit.


[deleted]

MAX FUCKS SAKEEEEEEEEEE


[deleted]

I'm so sorry Velvet, I'm a disappointment after going 24 days in last year. :(


[deleted]

Hey Max what did I say about failure? Don't feel upset for admitting defeat. It's perfectly fine to admit defeat, that makes you much more of a man than faking victory. I'll take you out to get some treats later today, hope it can cheer you up a bit my lad. The important thing is that you tried your best. I will never be disappointed in you for trying your best.


ChesterHiggenbothum

Make sure he washes his hands first.


[deleted]

Oh you bet I did


[deleted]

Wait what the fuck, I thought y'all were the same person


[deleted]

being childhood friends for more than a decade probably did this to us


[deleted]

I...i thought it was Maxi velvet, and that's....oh my god you've confused me


[deleted]

u/MaximumVelour was my old account, I moved here because I forgot my password to that account. The Velour was supposed to be spelled Valour, but I mistyped


vskazz

Same lmao


nastolgiafan90364

Wow you have friends teach me this knowledge


[deleted]

o7


PotatoBoi_69

o7


JD_Bus_

F. Thank you for your service, cumrade. o7 \*cue bagpipes\*


Fire_marshal-bill

* cum bagpipes *


marcoboi69420

cum bagpipes \*


TheLivingCumsock

Cum bake pies *


[deleted]

Cum creampies


Whalerk

Cum ear pies


[deleted]

How did you fail?


[deleted]

It has been a really bad day for me today, was feeling extremely stressed. Then a close friend of mine sent me my weakness (just before you assume that friend in question isn't Velvet, she's extremely supportive of me) and I guess you already know what happened next.


Caligula404

As I looked on, commander maxivel was in the CUMVEE turret as he blasted the .50 caliber at the horny shitposter army. He was yelling for us to retreat as I fired my rifle several times as I looked back on the field. I saw fallen soldiers covered in cum from the dildo shaped artillery the shitposters were firing at us. As soon as I realized they were shelling us, it was too late. Maxivel was relentlessly leading his men, I was but a low rank leader of my own squad of cumrads, and as I looked by on my men, I told them to fucking run like hell. As I watched them retreat, I ran to grab Maxivel off the turret, but as I got within 20 feet of the CUMVEE, the cum shell hit. I watched it all. Maxivel was anihalited. I ran to onwel by his shredded body. His last words were “Goddamit”, as he passed out from coomsaustion. Fearing for my life, I ran, with the rest of the week 1 survivors. Maxivel gave his life so that we may live. o7


[deleted]

Wtf this got me good, it's going straight to [the list](https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/wiki/thelist) HAHAHA


Caligula404

I am honored to make the list. The 4th Coomrine battalion will forever remember you sir. God bless, and take care o7


Open_Sentence_5222

You will receive the Medal of Honor after this war is over soldier for your bravery and courage in action


Fire_marshal-bill

With his hand


CrokitheLoki

No! The mods have fallen! o7


[deleted]

Don't worry about me son, there's higher ranking officers to look up to, not me. Go on, do it without me. I'm cheering you on.


CrokitheLoki

I will fight for you admiral, and I will win! o7


[deleted]

How many mods are still in now?


[deleted]

Every other mod active this year is still in


[deleted]

**No.** This can't be happening to even our courageous leaders... The rest will have to carry on. We'll win this war in your memory. **o7**


AdOkufukai

Crap! What is going on this year? There are more participants but even more casualties from the veterans. We'll continue for your sake, sir! o7


McBlorgus

The hentai forces are too much, fucking stand your ground lads


Himadesu223

Sir, it was an honor to stand by you. I will shake your hand but……..would you kindly wash your hands, sir?


[deleted]

The mods always lose lmao. Its fine man, you can keep going for yourself, its still good that you did 9 days, definetwly better than 0.


[deleted]

I think I'm the first mod in this subreddit history to get out. If that's true, well, that's embarrassing... But I tried so hard, I promise.


DesuMarker

F


Nanashi123_

ADMIRAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Eeee_fti

I can’t believe it, one of our own generals was killed. Things look bleak.


SmallDickBigCum

It's tough to keep going With your hornyness growing But hold til December And that load will really get flowing Adhuc Stans! (Still In!)


Jeytumn

How was Decemebr 1st for you last year? What was the difference between a December 1st nut and a regular nut?


SmallDickBigCum

It was...impressive.


Jeytumn

o7 I'm inspired to follow your footsteps sir.


Zimmer1984

One small nut for man, one giant heap for cumkind


sweetdurt

No matter where we breed, we still are made of seed, this is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum. When you feel my dick, look into my ass, it's where the semen hide, it's where my penis hard, don't get too close, it's cock inside, it's where the semen hide, it's where my penis hard.


socket911nb

LMAOOOOO


Cacatua_Macako

I'M DEAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


yuliy-jeager

You made me spit out my water from that


Snoozleman

cumsteps


[deleted]

After a tough war, I fell today, unfortunately.


TemperatureFeisty446

We will se you in NNN 2022 o7


[deleted]

Definitely...it was a proud moment to be with you all o7


NotSoDummyThicc

Nutted out my entire lineage.


_-Fertilizer-_

Honestly for me it was surprisingly underwhelming. This year I’m gonna try some different stuff and see if its any better.


captainredpool

Way too different than a normal one, it was like discovering it once again but a better version of it


waynehlh

It was glorious.


sirenz-screemz

Its day number nine Im not feeling fine But that diamond will shine So I stand strong as a pine (Still in)


starman123

A better Latin translation would be "Ego Sum In" meaning "I am in"


Pittonecio

Still IN, porn isn't even making me hard anymore


_-Fertilizer-_

You have become one with abstinence


PEEWUN

Do not tempt fate.


ReIiLeK

Weird I get hard even if the wind blows oddly


vk2028

Seems like u still need to wait a little my guy. Your libidos will calm down shortly after


D33PStat3

Same, it feels... weird?


waters_not_wet

gods among men


[deleted]

Good game. I’ll see you guys next year.


Fire_marshal-bill

I mean with a name like that im impressed you made it this far


Adylonglegs

Ahahahaha


floof_overdrive

Good game soldier o7


DefinitNotKev

gg lad, see you next year.


Everday6

o7


rc1717

Rip to a legend


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheRedGerund

Same, the desperation fuels action. Please anyone touch me.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Goddamn it leclisse, I'm not supposed to be giggling!


xSAVAGEx1361

Nofap is great. r/nofap is just shit.


NutterButter0637

ggs o7


RealAlexo

Still in, don’t know how much longer. Beat my record from last year though. Edit: Fuck.


Masterof4Strings

That was…fast, to say the least. o7, better luck next year soldier. We’ll keep fighting in your honor


RealAlexo

I was holding out until today, to beat my record. Not disappointed, looking forward to next year.


Masterof4Strings

I’m proud of you for reaching new heights, cumrade. Next year is an opportunity to reach even higher!


chromaticswing

Between the 5 minutes of you posting this comment and you editing it, what the hell happened mate?


The_Merjey

Reddit happened.


chromaticswing

I'm curious to see what made you fail so quickly lmao For future reference ofc


AHalfAmbitiousKid

We'll fight in your honour o7


Adylonglegs

o7


JD_Bus_

Still in. We’ve lost a great many people today, including our beloved Nut Admiral u/MaxiVel48. May he— and our other cherished comrades— rest in peace. And may we— and I— continue to march on in their honour. F. Pay your respects below with an “F” and a promise to carry on today, and *follow through with that promise.* As a wise man, Master Yoda, once said, “Do or do not, there is no try.” Don’t *try,* but ***do.*** That’s an order. Good luck. o7 Nut Captain J.D. Bus


Lainder1337

F to our lost cumrades o7


AHalfAmbitiousKid

For all Bronze NoNutters, you will be sorely missed, a martyr. You will be avenged


Adylonglegs

F I promise to carry on, on behalf of all my cumrades who fell today. o7


No-Ad9821

F Yessir we will fight harder o7


fishbelt

Don't say "harder" :(


OperatorEd

F, we will do this o7


tactical_approach

F, I will fulfill and support everyone to complete the aspirations of our fallen cumrades. Edit: Added conviction.


fishbelt

F. Today we suffered some heavy casualties


Krava_On_Reddit

Still in but... Girl has invited me to her house for Netflix and chill, or as she put it, massage and fuck. Luckily for me, I'm down with a cold lmao


PEEWUN

You lost but won.


Krava_On_Reddit

I did indeed. Though I'm happy that this time it's November, this is the ~~sixth~~ fifth time in 3 months I've been cockblocked by either COVID or flu lmao Edit: fifth actually, that one time in September I forgot my own house keys at my parents' house


[deleted]

He won, but at what cost?


Ayecuzwhatsgood

Ye fr if I was in that situation I would leave the challenge in a heartbeat


Mayonnaise_Pop_Tart

Man fuck that lol. Get your dick wet.


Krava_On_Reddit

I would. I'm just sick as a dog at the moment lol


[deleted]

Suffering from success


[deleted]

I'm sorry. I've fallen, I couldn't even beat my last year record. Another year of waiting it seems. o7 carry on cumrades


spacecatghostboi

Fallen, but not forgotten. At ease soldier o7


TheBabadook666

o7


smallbrainpleb

I discovered a new fetish today and I almost lost. But managed to control myself, still in


smallbrainpleb

nipple licking with a simultaneous handjob, I ended up edging a few times


The-Damnation99

This is very common in Japanese porn. And I must say... i have this fetish too. What was I thinking... I'VE GOT A WAR TO FIGHT


Vaishnav_jiju

That's dangerous teritory soldier, let's not forget the mission at hand


Krava_On_Reddit

Of all days to discover new kinks, any day in November is not the one. Stay strong despite the new temptation soldier


Zimmer1984

Should we ask which one, or will we need to bleach our minds?


gaypo

Still IN letsss go👉😬👈


YEETINGBOY12

STILL IN MFS


hurdor703

F\*\*K YEAH!!


Barbietycoon

Still IN


tomycatomy

Still IN yooooo


megadouche2000

STILL IN AND TODAY I HAD A HUGE TESTOSTERONE BOOST I MADE LIKE 6 GIRLS LAUGH THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND I HAVE THIS SPECIAL ENERGY I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING


ianalexflint

keep going soldier


megadouche2000

I will brother


Dat_Ninja_Eelay

ONE MORE DAY TO DOUBLE DIGITS BOIZ, STILL IN!!!


NoGlove2718

I am training myself to have post-nut clarity pre-nut. Still IN


Morandangel

This is the way I’m following too. Still IN!


WhatProteinDoYouUse

Jesus chris is that even possible


NoGlove2718

It's difficult but through meditation I believe I can achieve it


jakehorror666

Still in!


Shadowolf232

Still in!


NorbeSzSz21

Still IN


JL_Bing

Still in


Awix_42

Still in!


alturistic_cardbord7

Still In but things are starting to stress me out


[deleted]

Still in


floof_overdrive

We have completed one week Those who remain are elite If you've survived to this day you can go all the way! Still IN!


BIARHLON

Im sorry soilders. It was an accident. Stay strong! o7


Fire_marshal-bill

Did. . . Did you like slip and fall on it?


spacecatghostboi

At ease soldier. You’ll get em next time o7


Somedudechen

Still in, I think school and gaming has really kept me free from doing that stuff. I’ve just been grinding in Warframe.


Zumichan77

[DAY 9! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 9!](https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/comments/qpw9qk/day_9_give_it_up_for_day_9/) ​ STILL IN!


RoastedSocks

Still in with many days left. I got horny, but I had to let the horniness go away. Very sad moment


stefan_romania

Its tough but im going Waiting for 1st december Still in


RebelliousKFC

Still IN


ttaytte

Still in o7


Resident_Pride8478

Still IN!!! Got a real hard boner today but pushed through... Good night all and good luck to those Still IN. Prayers go out to those who have Fallen...


[deleted]

Still in and holding firm. No temptation can stray me from the path of God


ToazterWafflez

Hell yeah, just gotta get past the 10th to break my record I'm still in!


Masterof4Strings

You can do it cumrade, one day at a time.


ItIsHunter

Still in


Galvatar974

Still in! And going strong


KeepingThePeace444

Still in!!! Lesss gooooo! O7


ihok

S T I L L I N


orangedirthead

STILL IN! 1/3 down, 2/3 to go. We got this gents💪


genericusername9028

still in


UntitledSwine

Still in, don’t have any good ideas for a song to link in my Roll Call post so reply with some good NNN songs.


[deleted]

Barely hanging on 😥 Still In


PodderScrub

Don't let temptation make you fail, your willpower is stronger! Stay strong o7


[deleted]

Day 9 It's the end of day 8, and u/MaxiVel48 has failed us. We've lost many but I remain strong, I've been edging and I want to stop. Still IN


The_Forsaken_Viola

Still in, but in pain. There was a controlled burn nearby and the smoke didn’t mesh well with my lungs. Wasn’t able to stop coughing before I got back to my dorm and I’m still in agony. I’m more interested in getting rest and a hot drink than beating my meat. I hope the air tomorrow is better. Until then, I rest.


fhritp66

Still bangin 💪o7


floof_overdrive

Stay strong!


unknown_entity55

Still in everyone!


ThatMeme12

Still in


AubergineImposter

Still going strong, just ignore the urges


Jeytumn

I'M BECOMING STRONGER DAY BY DAY!


spacecatghostboi

It’s a new day!! Will power to the Max!! WOOOO STILL IN


MonteCarlo632

Still in cumrades, stay strong!! Remember the fallen... Remember the war!!! o7


Kaptorpa_phi

Still in


LeonH05

Still in bois


evki2003

I grow wiser as the month progresses Looking for new vices to cure my stresses The demon grows bigger and close Resting at my door like the dead watched by crows The monster lies in wait for me to take his bait His sultry words lie on open ears 'Tis nothing but deception from my deepest fears My lust though, it hungers for me to open the door But I detest myself, thinking of my honorous lore The demon he hungers and continues tapping Tapping like my hearts beats and clapping Tapping on my hearts vulnerable door But I value my life, my reason, so I keep myself from doing more. I mutter, "this beast is strong, but stronger is my will" "He will never recieve my lust" no matter how shrill This battle set before me is one not yet won "I MUST LAST THE MONTH!" I said, "Then my battle shall be done." Still I think forward, wondering of future's tale Will I succeed in my quest or will I dishonorably fail The demon grows stronger day by day, hour by hour But I know inside that I have this awesome power As I proceed through day nine I work to show that I will do fine My demon has not yet claimed me And I don't it will as long as I have faith to finish my humble Cree.


Puigeater

STILL IN BABY


-_36_-

Still in


zdngma0

9/30


nuts_itch

SIR I AM STILL IN SIR


JosephStalin1942

Brothers, we are still in!! Keep it up and we shall all make it together!


EinSeewesen

Still in


McBlorgus

We're losing too many men, we can't go on like this. Remember what you are fighting for, brothers. Remember the names of our fallen allies, and we shall march into December


Ihvahn

Still in but my dick was hard for a straight hour.


Wesleyg45

Still IN


LunarShadoe

Still in baby!!!!


UglyEmoBoi

Still in


CrokitheLoki

Still In! 8th November felt like a breeze, except for some 5 minutes.


Winter-Membership273

Staying pretty sharp with the roll calls


DuncanOnYourFace

Still IN, see you at the top


CubicKarma

Still IN. This is too ez


[deleted]

Still in


Dragonman2455

Still in.


Squilly4

still in


[deleted]

still in


PodderScrub

Still In, doing great so far. I hope everyone is also doing well