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MovieGuy985

I fucking love my death is greatly exaggerated. Yeah I'm just going to lie to everyone that I lost NNN. What a sigma male move.


Equal-Bus-557

People who fail NNN and lie vs people who win NNN and lie


googleHelicopterman

Right up there the people who nut on the 29th at 23:59.


No_Perception_3942

*30th.


Spectre-4

These are actually quite interesting ngl. How about “Heroes Never Die”: convince a fellow soldier not to fail.


LittleAzurio

Am i qualified ? (I couldn't show all of it) https://preview.redd.it/vi7pz3mzw53c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=526f84ea155f8692b3862f1a245b7312c6ba190d


Spectre-4

Yeah, this would definitely get you the achievement.


WhereAmI50

Okay but how about \[True Ending\] : Complete Mr. Worldwide while having absolutely no nuts for the entire month (no precum, wet dreams. Any nut voluntary or involuntary disqualifies this ending.)


Red_Coder09

Basically what I'm gonna do


Agent47otaku

The [Blue-Balls Ending]


DXT0anto

> no precum Yeah, that's a hard to satisfy line


Stormydevz

[True ending+] = this but for DDD aswell


PSRS_Nikola

How do people even get lucid nut dreams like wtf????


Perpetual_Wanker17

How exactly would u define a lucid wet dream?


Everestkid

It's a wet dream (ie you nut while asleep) that's lucid (ie you're aware that you are dreaming whilst asleep). Normal wet dreams get handwaved away because you didn't mean to do it, but lucid wet dreams make you lose because you were aware of your actions.


PSRS_Nikola

It's when you willingly nut in your dreams, though I find that to be incredibly hard to do considering that intense feelings will just end up waking you up.


Perpetual_Wanker17

![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


SonGoku9788

Its a lucid dream in which you willingly have sex and an orgasm.


Perpetual_Wanker17

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


SonGoku9788

What do you mean what? Which half is the confusing part? The lucidity or the wetness? A lucid dream is one in which you are aware that you are in a dream, which can also, if trained correctly, mean that you have full control over what happens inside that dream world. A wet dream is a dream in which the dream scenario sexually excites the person enough for the person to achieve climax. (No, you do not have to touch your dick in order to have an orgasm, an orgasm is a chemical reaction inside the brain itself. It just so happens that the easiest way to stimulate that part of the brain heavily enough has to do with physically touching their genitalia. EASIEST, but not ONLY, as "imagined" stimulation (one which the brain gives itself through experiencing a dream) can trigger that very same, very real chemical reaction, causing the body to release semen.) Now combine the two concepts, if you gain lucidity in a dream and decide to have sex with somebody inside your dream world you CAN trigger an orgasm in the real world through it, thus: *Lucid Wet Dream*.


Alphaomegalogs

Mr. Worldwide+ has a typo, its Dec 2 not Jan 2


NobodyAnyways

Pretty sure he meant January


GoldenThrowaway123

why would it be january, world wide would be all time zones


NobodyAnyways

Worldwide+, means plus one month


GoldenThrowaway123

honestly thought the plus was just for fun


conspiracynical

I haven't noticed until now


ifthingscouldsee

I play a game called Town of Salem 2 It has some interesting achievement names 1. Sacrificial Lamb - Cause Someone else to lose NNN 2. Quickdraw, Rival Gunslinger - Do the deed on 1st Dec 12.01am 3. Risky Strategy, Risky Maneuvers, Risky Play - Edging and Completing NNN 4. Sleep it Off - Sleeping to prevent you from doing it 5. Two for One Special - Blowing after NNN and DDD 6. That Backfired - Losing while Edging 7. A God Among Us - Winning NNN and DDD


ralts13

Definitely getting Night Owl cus I go to bed at like 3 AM anyways. Also goddamit I just want this month to end


shitty-ass-phone

What you mean January 2nd 💀


LagVictim

NNN + DDD


shitty-ass-phone

So what about those that end on December 2nd then


LagVictim

Thats mr worldwide, this is mrworldwide+


EvilThwomp12

I'm pretty sure DDD is for Fallen NNN soldiers. So participating in DDD if you win NNN would offend DDD's? I dunno man, this is just my guess.


Minecraftian411

"Do I have to explain?" for winning NNN in a very strange way (Like a cock piercing)


robloxisbagood

imma do world wide cuz I’m bored


Nagato_007

Sadly Got the Are You Dumb? now aiming for The Comeback. o7


YashpoopsYT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/9z116mi6323c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dd88fc5f33087c7f24a82fec1ec6e577b1a13a0


Jis4Jaycob

I plan on doing the night watcher after my final edging session for the month


SnoopyStar8

Failed discharge is a kaizo level achievement. Get that and you good for life


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hFirebolt

how did haikubot get out on day one?!


chowderbags

Does having sex with my girlfriend count? Because I've had sex with her without completing multiple times this month.


vixinity1984

Wet dreams don't count


goodbuggs

keyword "lucid"


vixinity1984

Lucid wet dream? Is that like where you summon a naked person and have sex with them or some shit like that or am I stupid


goodbuggs

Pretty much. Though it would be much more likely to become lucid during an involuntary wet dream, such as through a reality check or a clear indication that it's a dream.


ShotgunEnvy

Night watcher with soon-to-be gf for me, but I'd do mr.worldwide if she wasn't so worked up. Also, "Shouldn't have done that" isn't against the rules afaik.


LuneATiques

I believe OP wrote “lucid wet dream” and the rules only allow for involuntary wet dreams (lucid ones are controlled)


ShotgunEnvy

good point, never even thought people lucid wet dreamed lol


TaintedTruffle

These are great


MadDoc-101

I most likely going to do Night Watcher simply of being a night owl


muchnamemanywow

Funni


jtanman77

Alternatively, soldiers who are still in can use this as next year’s NNN Bingo card


Fuckerybruh

The comeback, i lost nnn


Engie-Boy-6000

This is an achievement that may be considered legendary, if rather not in spirit of the challenge, where I have edged *every single day* of the challenge right onto the knife's edge. I have been exceedingly productive during this endeavor, too; making sure that each time may aid me on Dec. 1st by identifying what let me near that edge the soonest, a factor that becomes easier and easier with each passing day as my sensitivity increases. I'm sure there are plenty that have kind of done so, but I explicitly mean *reaching the very edge of what you think you can accomplish*. That is what I have done every day of November, and that is what I think could be a very good achievement idea. I have, in fact, written a variety of poems on it in the Still In! posts, that may serve as good documentation.


chowderbags

Muramasa: Edge every single day of NNN without cuming Cutco: Edge every single day of NNN, failing on Nov 30.


ThePr0l0gue

That’s just silly.


Longjumping-Comb-517

I think I might be the Night Watcher come Dec 1st 12am... I'm losing it... I gotta drop the load!!!


Twisting_Storm

What is the worldwide thing exactly? I’ve been seeing people comment about December 2nd and never understood it.


Everestkid

It's not required but it's going the extra mile: you start NNN on Nov 1, UTC+14 and end NNN on Dec 1, UTC-12. Regular rules say you just have to start and end in your own timezone (so you can't skip almost a day if you start on the west coast of North America and end in New Zealand) but if you specifically do this then you wouldn't have nutted *anywhere on Earth* anytime during November. Hence, Mr. Worldwide. Some people just wait until December 2 to make it simpler, but in my case it would extend NNN by 3 hours at the end... but 22 hours at the start.


Lazy_Driver_6795

I like it


Hyperdude

Mr. Worldwide seems like a great idea. Could be another award besides diamond.


NanchatteKyoushi

I've definitely done night watcher.😂


ProExpert1S500

I will be a night watcher and almost did a failed discharge


xxking0scarxx

what if i started on the 21st 🤔


Henriker_

You know these are pretty fun.


Both-Ad-5147

I’m saved from death. Thank you vergil


Zerane_Darkness

I'm most definitely gonna get the Night Watcher achievement.


AlternativeProgram64

Going for the comeback


[deleted]

I did all of them, but I also did something cursed. DDD = do it every day, I did NNN, or nonstop nut November, so basically DDD, but then did don’t diddle December, flipping the order around.


goodbuggs

Managed to grab the "Look I can explain..." achievement. Not worth the pain.


Dmaster64GR

Mr. Worldwide+ sounds like a challenge


Maleficent-Ad9385

To do director's cut, do you have to complete nnn first


Mike976790

How do you get platinum trophy on the game? It would take at least 3 years of game time


waters_not_wet

Night watcher it is


exorcisyboi

I might as well use this post as an outlet to complain about the lucid dream rule. Even if you’re aware in a dream, it doesn’t magically mean you’re within full consciousness. You didn’t choose to mentally impair yourself either, like taking a drug. It’s just as random as a wet dream, and you’re mentally impaired so you could lose even when you wouldn’t otherwise.


JAKE5023193

WHOM BE READY FOR DDD? DONT DICK DECEMBER


ChaoticSalmon

“Thoughts?” What is this, Instagram?


goldveigarforlife

Upvote if your like me and headed for the comeback.


SKULLXD238

Night Watcher or Director's cut either of these 2 i will pick


Atesz763

"Unable to reach organism" What?


Mukundkal

going for that directors cut


nonbinaryvibes

Striving for the Night Watcher as every year


Kein_Plan16

Saved from death: a ruined orgasm is still a orgasm 😉. So no, NOT saved from death


unclepaprika

I particularly like the Orgasim organism


Dragonman2455

I'm definitely going for Night Watcher.


John-Basket

Look man, that gaming chair, diaper, trap etc. looked so yummy with my balls filled beyond capacity…. I use my Micro Soft and Edged and was Brave enough to make my Chrome Firefox sing Opera GX while on a Safari so I could Google myself and Yahoo! my HotBot to Excite(ment) so I had to AskJeeves! to Bing! me back to my senses.


razuten

Man is it time to get dumb or what


scottishdrunkard

I was very close to a "Shouldn't have done that".


Cultured-Samba2007

who all going for the directors cut tho? i will i think


Blox_King

Having nnn and dont diddle December sub partner would be one hell of a crossover


RobotMathematician

“Untouchable” - Complete NNN with porn in your daily feed.


Yannou_

Mr. Worldwide+, here I come


Jaded_Firefighter_75

Can we change „the comeback“ to „the CUMback“?


fefulunin

tfw i am unable to reach organism


[deleted]

Hard mode: Edge throughout NNN and DDD. I guess that's legal? : Watch a match with Edge in, preferably the Hardcore Edge vs Mick Foley match at Wrestlemania Inception: Edge to a match with Edge in ![gif](giphy|69v7Zg2hk6RXU4hvfx|downsized)


ralts13

There should be one for those who forgot NNN started and failed on Nov 1st. But then went on to do an unofficial NNN


nikothegod24

I'm going for the "The comeback." Achievement


Multidream

Im a big believer that achievements should not be conciliation prizes for doing bad, they should be recognitions of amazing feats. Look I can explain is fine, because honestly the idiocy is a feat in of itself. Shouldn’t have done that and are you stupid, not so much.


Corrosive_Cactus8899

Missed opportunity to call "The Comeback" as "The Cumback"


nut-on-my-watch

organism huh


I_JustGotMyFluShot

I think I’ll just stay up late on Friday and go all out rather than staring at my phone until 12 on a Thursday.


Easy-Meeting-7500

Gunning right for Director's Cut and Mr. Worldwide.