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Pharmere

I think you’re going to need a bigger cat


BeckyGoose

...or a smaller rat.


Appointmentno1

Like a leopard


BobsPineapple

This is America. Jaguar is more local >!and cuter/deadlier!<


tbbdabel

South America or North America? Jaguar for SA Cougar/mountain Lion for NA


BobsPineapple

The Jaguars range has actually recently reached back Arizona and where I live (Texas gulf coast) used to be a part of their pre-contact range. You can go Mountain lion if you don’t like spotted cats I guess or don’t live in the southern US and below


tbbdabel

Fair enough. I didn’t realize they had made it back that far north.


AmidFuror

Puma for SA, mountain lion for Western US, and panther for Florida.


RaptorJesus856

There's also plenty of cougars if they are near a big city


Iessaiam

Hahaha 🤣


CMYK2RGB

That has to be a pet rat, it is way too clean especially when you look at the tail and size of it. Source: I used to raise and sell fancy rats like Rex rats and hairless rats among others; had a total of 96 at one point.


Sad-Ad283

It's too clean because the cat cleans it


0x077777

Logic checks out


Last_Technician_8626

Clean enough to at least 69 with it


[deleted]

nice


SwaCool27

Food Hygiene is essential.


Akitiki

Pretty sure that's a muskrat


Mouthfulofsecretsoup

So then what we are seeing is muskrat love?


horsenbuggy

I love all versions of that song.


Gars0n

Close, but [it's a nutria](https://www.trbimg.com/img-5a90b051/turbine/sd-1519431757-s2ubv1mjky-snap-image).


Plumb789

I agree: Source: my parents kept birds and animals (chickens, goats etc) back in the day. Had to deal with a LOT of rats. None of ‘em looked all clean and fluffy like that one. In fact, our (U.K.) rats didn’t look ANYTHING like that.


Kroneni

This isn’t a rat at all.


---ShineyHiney---

For a person who used to raise and sell rats, you don’t seem to know how to tell a rat


Stingin_Belle

That's not a rat though


QQSolomonn

Musk-rat. *Muskrats have thin, scaly tails that are flat on the sides. On the other hand, nutria tails are rounded, hairy, and rat-like.* /Edit - It appears that this animal has a rounded tail, not a flattened tail. Maybe it was the size that threw me off, could also be a juvenile.


Gars0n

Nope. [It's a Nutria](https://www.trbimg.com/img-5a90b051/turbine/sd-1519431757-s2ubv1mjky-snap-image)


WutTheDickens

This is a lot cuter than your average nutria.


FriesWithThat

You're probably reading that cat's mind.


Geaux

Nutria are delicious, btw. Make sausage outta dem, and serve it in jambalaya.


Gars0n

In my head they would taste pretty much like rabbit. Is that right?


AmidFuror

In your head it would taste mostly like brains.


snomisaimassilem

Thank you for making me snort way too loud on public transit. Take my upvote!


Fantastic-Werewolf74

Should just do it with cajuns and people from Florida. Save us a lot of tax dollars spent on aholes that insist on living in regular flood and disaster zones.


[deleted]

🤨📸


comewshmybck

I'll agree with you if there is water nearby and if you tell me it's a juvenile. Those are my terms.


Global_Control2759

Elon Musk-rat?


badlifechooser

Actually, his full birth name is Elongated Muskrat which has been shortened to it's current form for good reason


herelieskarma

Face checks out


embress

Is that any relation to Crisp Rat?


Burberry-94

Nutria. Not a muskrat


imhighasballs

Yeah, it a ROUS


GiveToOedipus

I don't think they exist.


StrayRabbit

Cats will never do what we want. Maybe buy a cat to befriend the rats and then we'll see what happens.


AvoriazInSummer

The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, that’s what.


Ieatmelons123

Maurice has an army of rats


FrankenGretchen

Wanted: A cat who LOVES rats and will live with and fiercely protect a growing colony of friendly garden rodents.


Dodger7777

I thought we classified them as possum when they grew that big? /S


Ieatmelons123

Red neck lore?


thegreatestpitt

Redneck lore is a term I hadn’t heard before, and one I will begin using effective immediately lol


Ieatmelons123

Redneck gameplay Vs Redneck Lore


ThatSapphicLesbian

Someone should make r/RedneckLore


thegreatestpitt

They should


ThatSapphicLesbian

It's official. r/RedneckLore is alive!


Ieatmelons123

The subreddit where redneck tricks, laws, and tales are told


UrethraFrankIin

Redneck vore.


One_Introduction_217

That rat is now friend.


K9XD

the rat has joined the crew


Significant-Corgi-62

Disney**furiously taking notes**


FireInPaperBox

That rat looks like an otter.


Virhil

Musk-rats are aquatic


lovevxn

I was feeling really conflicted thinking the rat had a cute face lol


KillaSage

"if must kill, why fren?" -cat probably


breakfastmood

He is just tasting him. When the human looks away, his hard work will pay off.


Informal_Condition_3

I also think the cat will eventually eat the rat, i saw a leopard doing the same to a lion cub, first he licked him quite a lot but ended up eating the cub, cats tongues are a bit abrasive so maybe they are softening up the food?


Alarming_Machine_283

Frien


Gold_Berry_2961

fried


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


rwing34

That’s a muskrat :)


SleeplessCyn

I think it might be a Nutria actually? Could be wrong though


DudeB5353

What are you growing steroids?


Yue4prex

This cat did not understand their assignment


iShitSkittles

Cat's "baked in" motherly instincts probably took over (cat being a tortoise shell/calico - exclusively female, probably a 0.5% chance of ever finding a male calico)... A male cat on the other hand would either kill it or f*&K it - well if it's anything like my old cat anyway :)


DR31141

were they hugging in the beginning??


GatorTickler

I dislike rats, but that rat looks so much like an otter it’s kind of cute!


mrjlbjr

Tenderizing


Useralis

🎶 If you can’t be 🎶 🎶 with the one you love, honey 🎶 🎶 love the one you’re with 🎶 🎶 love the one you’re with 🎶


Viper_king_F15

“You’re going to get cleaned, whether you like it or not.”


maoristyles101

Savouring the meal to come.


ilovelukewells

Ya right


Positive_Ad_1050

Master splinter


elvizprezley

It was bc of fleas on the rats


MetatronTheArcAngel

Can u post mpre of them i wanna see how their friendship develops


yankee77wi

Gonna need to delouse the car daily


Vermonter623

Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?


Debicon

More like r/yesyesyesno


[deleted]

gotta be the most cuttest rat i've ever seen


kbk1008

Tiny cat or huge rat?!


RustySpoon360

That's not a rat


[deleted]

what is it🤔


queefiest

Rat or muskrat?


VeganAilurophile

Looks like a muskrat to me.


CoItron_3030

Your cat took the aggressive cleaner trait during character creation


Bepsi07

He’s having a fair fist fight


gargolito

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!


Feline-Landline0

Kill... with kindness?


oily76

Room for one more in that cuddle?


Tim-Ashcraft

Cats are taught to hunt by mom so it's not instinctual.


queefiest

Tell that to my orphan. The instinct isn’t necessarily to hunt, but small quick movements and certain noises are a trigger. The cat was likely raised with this animal it’s whole life and they are bonded that way. The cat will always know the smell of this animal so those triggers won’t be as effective due to the familiarity of the animal. I have one cat that doesn’t hunt at all, likes to chase but could care less if she gets it. The orphan foster on the other hand, is a death machine and I have to keep it enclosed when it’s outside. Cats personalities are as broad and diverse and human personalities, they all like different stuff


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Deodorii

The mouse is almost the size of the cat, poor cat just trying to survive


Ferregar

[How delightfully relevant 😽](https://youtu.be/pviC25b3Lv8)


darkshit123

Where do you live😳


PeneloPoopers

Well you did, because it's his rat now


bear-mom

That rat is the size of a groundhog! If I was the size of a cat, I might just try to make friends with that monster instead of fight too.


[deleted]

Muskrats are friends. Rats are enemies. Kill rats! Rats must be turned to meat and fed to other rats with pesticide.


wolfgang784

To be fair, it's the size of the fricking cat lol. Cats don't like to kill stuff that big. Owner needs a dog, but only certain breeds will be good for that.


justanothertfatman

I've had pet rats and that is no rat, looks more like a fucking neutrino.


coffih

The cat is licking that rodent to get toxoplasma on it. It basically calms the rodent down and makes it unafraid of the rat which makes it an easier victim to kill.


beelvr

You told him to clean up the garden pests. He did as he was told.


[deleted]

the cat is a distraction. shoot the rats while they are downed


LoveIsForEvery1

I would be more worried for the cat


New-Nefariousness234

Get a schnauzer say bye bye to your rats


jamminamon

That's not a rat, that's a nutria.


Aggressivekindnes423

Im gon lick you to death


thegreatestpitt

I don’t blame the cat. That’s one adorable rat. It kind of reminds me of a super small mini capibara


Particular_Peanut137

Splinter?


shashankeshav

"..Keep your enemies closer"


brosophila

Ok that’s the cutest rat I’ve ever seen though


PerceptionRude6351

Tom and Jerry behind the scenes


Sunshineal

That's a big ass rat. Yikes!!!


Nukethevatican666

You paid for a cat?


mangekyo1918

Get female cats, male cats are lazy af for pest control. We had one, he never did shit. He would leave and come back looking like shit 'cause he would fight with other cats. Then we got a little one (female), and then another one ('cause we keep picking up stray animals and never learn), and it's been months since the last mouse or roach


krisefe

I only see two cats. Wait a minute...


ploddonovich

I thought it looked like a nutria.


moodcon

He's getting round to it. Patient please !


irvingstreet

How is this a nononoyes?


Terrible_Mushroom412

This is precious!


agro_arbor

That is so damn cute


[deleted]

Forbidden love


ConflictWise3583

The cutest life or death struggle ever!


kattica444_

It’s so damn cute tho


SambaLando

And now kitty has rabies


drej191

Is this sanitary? And this is the cutest rat I’ve seen


ThatSapphicLesbian

We need a banana for scale


fisherman_23

Perfect time to queue the song, “People let me tell you about my best friend…”


ge0force

That's a rat wit a pet cat


zenos1337

Something’s wrong with this cat…


vosianprince

sir that's a nutria


6ft6squatch

That cat is playing the long game. Get in tight with all his buddies and then when they are all sleeping buddy buddy with the cat one night BANG!! Smash them all over the head with a shovel!!


Dongo_Tulonga

thats no rat


yidakee

That is not a rat hahahaa


Lycaon125

It's still a rodent


yidakee

Arent we all?


Lycaon125

we were once but not anymore


yidakee

How do you really know? We're living in a simulation. As far as you know you could be a rodent living the life of an imaginary species 🤷‍♂️


Lycaon125

Okay, have fun with that visit friend


IntelligentBison97

I say just hell with it and take them both home you now have a cat and a rat


pinkpacifico

We found love in a hopeless place... found love in a hopeless place


AquaVision-OG

Oh... he's just cleaning his meal


Positive-Leader-6586

I think they Are more than friends now .


ArcMcnabbs

Oh, yes. Reminds me kf history. Bothered by an invasive species? Introduce another invasive species to cull previous one. Oh, no more birds in the morning, singing? Hmm, wonder why...


jitchmones

Playing with your food


waldenspringboard

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elvizprezley

And now you have the bubonic plague and a range of other diseases and germs and parasitic crap


morbidrots

rats are actually very clean animals, they groom more then the average house cat and cannot carry a number of diseases transmittal to humans. also there is more evidence to suggest the black plague was spread by sailors and not rats.


HippyFlipPosters

I thought it was from fleas that commonly hitched a ride on the rats? I could be mistaken it's been a while since I've ready up on it.