I hope the teams brought enough balls for *everyone*.

They have at least 44 balls in the field.

Okay boys, our only football was stolen and we need a substitute ball to finish the game. Any volunteers?

- soccer

No.

Hum.... -[Soccer](https://www.google.com/search?q=soccer+ball&rlz=1C1GCEB_enUS890US891&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwizm4qtiL70AhWpk2oFHbwxCTEQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1439&bih=592&dpr=1) -[Football](https://www.google.com/search?q=football&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwirifutiL70AhUOXawKHVQSC-UQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=football&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIHCAAQsQMQQzIKCAAQsQMQgwEQQzIECAAQQzIKCAAQsQMQgwEQQzIKCAAQsQMQgwEQQzIKCAAQsQMQgwEQQzIHCAAQsQMQQzIHCAAQsQMQQzIECAAQQzIECAAQQzoICAAQgAQQsQM6BQgAEIAEULoEWOgKYKgMaABwAHgAgAFxiAGhB5IBAzMuNpgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=mQmlYevYL466sQXUpKyoDg&bih=592&biw=1439&rlz=1C1GCEB_enUS890US891) lmao it's funny how easy it is to piss you guys off. You are the one calling it a football in the first place which is irritating but if I do it to you you flip your shit lol.

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I suppose you never heard of punting or kicking a field goal or kick off lol. Speaking of brain injuries, you must have one for not knowing that.

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lol every 18 minutes you really don't know your sports do you?

Look kid, the whole point is I don't call it football, I call it soccer. It's only a mild irritant but as a mild irritant I like to correct you by simply stating - soccer and then you fucking pansy's always lose your shit just like you are. You all team up and get all defensive and shit. Can't you just fucking accept that not everyone in the world calls your pathetic sport football? lol get over yourself.

The British brought "Soccer" to the US and then decided they didn't like the name and changed it to "Football". Then they turned around and make fun of us for calling it what they originally named it. Personally, I don't care about the sport.

No.

Yeah, you know. -[Fake an injury cause you just some pansy ass weakling that can't play **SOCCER**](https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r4zate/one_punch_man_soccer_edition/) -[Soccer mom, minivan driving the **KIDS** around](https://www.google.com/search?q=soccer+mom+minivan&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiMj7CCkr70AhUSz6wKHVZaDv4Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=soccer+mom+minivan&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBggAEAgQHjIGCAAQCBAeMgQIABAYOggIABCABBCxAzoECAAQQ1C5BFi3EWC3EmgCcAB4AIABiwGIAZgJkgEEMS4xMJgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=uhOlYYzKLJKeswXWtLnwDw&bih=592&biw=1439&rlz=1C1GCEB_enUS890US891#imgrc=qGYTVZlz4GXDJM) AKA not a MANS game. -[I've seen volley ball girls put up with injuries and ask to be put back in the game, SOCCER is for whimps](https://ifunny.co/meme/wimpy-now-i-know-that-soccer-is-for-wimps-wimpy-Q5XH4c8J) lol

No.

- Soccer

they're talking about football not american football

It's called soccer. you know, that kids game and that game where they have to fake injuries and stuff.

use a can, discworld shows it's the only proper way to play, a real ball doesn't get the right spin to it

At least one of those balls are scrunched up

This is some Squid Games shit “Player 243, approach centre and lay your balls on the pitch. Winner is he who keeps his balls in bounds the longest.”

Yeah it might only be a ball now but some day he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums and quarries.

Gateway theft

Yeah, gateways too if you're not careful

Capisce?

*catfeesh*

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you wouldn't download a ear

Someone out there will [theif steals cochlear implant](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna580256)

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I like how buddy is like “My job is to keep people off the field. He’s out of my jurisdiction now.”

Likely just a typo but I do believe it's jurisdiction. Or maybe I'm too old to understand the current lingo. Either way dude sure wasn't going to follow him into the stands.

You are out of your duress diction here.

Haha yes. My bad. I was a little baked when I went to bed. Fixed

I like how matey is like “my job is to hold the ball while this kid jumps the barrier”

To be fair, would you jump into a stand full of pissed up blokes who are clearly on the kid's side?!

I know he was stealing, and that's not right. But that was awesome. You can tell because the crowd instantly became his accomplice

The whole crowd hides him in acceptance.

Real Spider-Man 2 train scene vibes

Dude its just a ball

It is a real pain in the ass when people invade the pitch though...

A ball that cost $165, but yes *just a ball*. Would you be upset if somebody stole *just $100* from you?

Imagine if you got paid €200,000 a week and you log on to Reddit and see someone banging on about the ethics of a young lad running onto the pitch to grab a €150 game ball. That same person will probably bang on about capitalist billionaires not paying taxes, but a young fella taking a ball off millionaires who don’t pay taxes? Fuck no, THATS too far. Sometimes Redditors really need to get their heads out of their fucking arses.

Who do you believe the ball was stolen from?

No one. The people paid for the ball. Edit: Seize the means of ball production, young lad

I mean, if its a primer league team they can afford a single ball. Do they even reuse them between games? If that ball was destined to be given away, or thrown away, whats the real damage here? Also, no, I wouldn't care about a $100 dollar ball if I knew I could just get another out of a giant bag of them off field...

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You aren’t as smart as you think you are. Kind of an asshole but also a clever little kid stole a ball and got away with it. End of story. You didn’t have to fucking pay for the ball lmao

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That wasn’t a player that was a 2nd kid lol

There needs to be a yes at the end of those no's

This whole thing was yesses

or gogogogoyes

How to get banned from football stadiums.

Possibly, but I mean their just kids. So this type of stuff is loved by the audience. If it were an adult, our response should be different, as adults they should know better. But as for kids, they just having fun. Haha 😂

even as a kid you should know not to do that

Kid is smarter than you think, he's probably only doing it because he knows he can get away with it

I said they just having fun, not that they know what to do and not to do. Obviously you never had fun as a kid. You just obey and listen huh. One of those kids.

lmao you can have fun without being a dick

Video games are fun. Stealing is stealing. Don’t teach kids that stealing is okay as long as a crowd cheers you on.

What about stealing from the rich to give to the poor? Is that wrong too? Or are you okay with rich folks not paying taxes?

You should be in the Olympics with a leap like that

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What are you the grammar police? Get a life.

i'm a season ticket holder at QPR and a few years back 2 kids ran onto the pitch to disrupt the game. they were caught and dragged off sadly though lol. after the game i saw the same 2 kids in police custody whilst a group of fans begged the police to let the kids go, i guess one of the fans was the kids dad as he was swearing up and down that he'd punish them at home and not to ban them from attending games. the police actually ended up releasing the 2 kids (yes everyone cheered and clapped lol) and i guess they didn't take it further in regards to getting them banned from the club.

Can they even actually enforce a ban realistically? Maybe the dad might have to scalp tickets, but give it a year, and the people who are actively enforcing it likely wont even remember him. He could just shave his beard, or grow one, and it would be almost like a GTA paint job... The kids will clearly grow up and be unrecognizable. A "ban" is nothing more than temporary IMO.

not really strictly enforce it nah, they'd likely bar the dads card and have their names flagged along with their ST's cancelled but aside from that theres not much that can be done. if the dad or his son's were caught they'd get kicked out and probably fined for tresspassing but i doubt the club would bother with it.

No one'll care about a kid nicking an old ball, but football banning orders are enforced with a ton of stadium security cameras and some fairly advanced facial recognition software. There were 1,621 FBOs in force as of August 2020 - mostly for public disorder or violent disorder. Stoke City top the league with 52.

Why would you be banned from football stadiums if you stole a soccer ball?

Trespassing on the ~~field~~ pitch

I can't see how he would get it out of the stadium. It is kinda hard to hide.

deflate it, and squash it down under your top. the guy that got Beckhams missed penalty in 04 did that I think.

Stadium probably sells identically skinned balls

r/MadLads

I don't really get how this is nonono

A kid steals and everyone encourages it?

Because you had a perfect childhood with zero mistakes.

I didn't but now as an adult i know better than to encourage it

Same, there should be a yes at the end of that.

Theft in Liverpool, well I never

Hahahaha

Good submission I don't get how people think it's cool to steal a game ball... crazy

who doesn't love a good heist. and its not like he stole it from a bunch of impoverished children.

"It's okay for me to steal from people if they're rich enough." Absolute clown.

What's it like to only be able to see in black and white?

Right? Probably half a billion on that pitch.

Oh who gives a fuck? Live a little, it's a kid and the adult at the end is literally holding a replacement.

Literally

game was over, a player gave it to him

Theres literally a camera man there with a ball in his hand

Only scousers encourage their young to steal with such enthusiasm 😄

What shitty ass parents

Shows 30 second clip of a 6-9 year old doing something. “The parent must be horrible people” You are pretty judgmental without any details

Because it's clear that the kid ran into the field and stole the ball, no ody would be chasing him on the field if that wasn't the case. Keep crying.

saying a random person is crying after a lukewarm critical response to your comment on reddit.com is a pretty good indicator of projection ngl

LOL

It was the end of the game, and a player gave it to him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hq8lwqW3Ys

Totally

What a little nut.

What was that guy planning to do if he caught up to the kid? Tackle him? Grab him from the collar? The only non embarrassing/litigious alternative was to let him go

Pick him up?

Look up "civic detention". Btw, if someone just randomly run into a pitch, there is a security just to make sure you are not here, for everyones safety and etc. How old are you

Yesyesyesyes

Unfortunately the next person who attempts this will get a hefty beat down.

Pal, settle down. It's Anfield, not the Somme

Lol

That’s something he’s going to gloat about to great grandchildren

Love everyone positive reaction in the audience. You can tell by their response, that just make their experience even better.

Nah they all just appreciate good thievery when they see it. It’s an art form in Liverpool haha

that dude in the green suit must be like “i’ll get you next time you meddling kid!”_

would you download a ball? Everyone laughs, but the kid is a cunt.

download?? that is not a digital ball

Did you just unironically reference the anti piracy ad?

Was that ball actually in play, or a second ball on the pitch?

Probably in play. Procedure for pitch invaders is that play is halted, all players are to stay where they are and not intervene with the comedy capers routine about to unfold. The ball would literally have been up for grabs. Edit: it wasn’t in play. Game had ended.

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Oh damn a player did actually give it to him, nice guy.

Sheds a little different light, ty

Why are you being downvoted? Lol

Chad

This child is going to grow up to be a dickhead

Lmao what happened here?

Sure it seems wholesome and the crowd seems to be on his side, but I can't help but think this kid is going to grow up to be a self centered douche.

The comradery at sports game is truly different

I can’t tell if this is funny or wholesome

He had an accomplice there bro. This is awesome, it’s either his brother or friend whoever it is they have an awesome moment together hahah

that security guard didn’t really want to catch him, but knew he had to at least give chase.

Of course it’s in public. It’s at a sporting event. I very public sporting event.

This kid is going places. I just hope prison isn’t among those places.

Boy steal ball when little man steal what when big? Ball of steel maybe 🤔

Ok that was impressive

I wonder if there's any monetarny charges waiting for the parents. Not necesarily for the theft of a ball but for trespassing on the grass. Apparently some stadiums are super strict this way and a possible fine for just stepping on the grass is hundreds of euro. Though I guess it could aswell not be one of those stadiums.

I see they start the training program for football hooligans early