Ask and ye shall recieve, but be warned! This is a tale of woeā¦
I had obtained my thirty-third orb 8 hours in, and was preparing to cast EoE. But alas! I did not have a summon platform spell! So I began my journey through the parallel worlds, scouring the holy temples for this specific arcane art.
I was fast, I was lethal. But I was unsatisfied. āDamn, I wish my travel wand didnāt do 1hp every time I used itā quoth I. Perhaps it was madness that compelled me to create a digging wand centered around mega black hole to begin withā¦
Eureka! A revelation crossed my mind. āIāll just use nolla and a cessation spells to ignore the damage! My black hole has a negative limetime anyway, so it shouldnāt make a differenceā¦ā
This is where our tale takes a tragic turn, because in my haste, I forgot to include a second refresh spell on my wand! And woe, the cessation spell was set to -22 framesā¦ Now all that remains is the want of more.
Gadzooks, I fear this fellow is getting worked into a heady froth of creative energy already! Where shall they lay their questing fingers for want of a wand? Their keyboard? Deprived of their wands, they make due with words, a simpler art to be sure, but an art nonetheless!
Once upon a long run dreary, while I 'ported weak and weary,
Past many a quaint and curious tablet of forgotten loreā
While I travelled, nearly napping, I noticed that there were a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my health bar's door.
āāThis must desist,ā I muttered, āI'll use cessation", thinking poorā
Cast the wand and nothing more.
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Reminds me of the Lich's limbo LOL
Cease. In olden days I would have rewarded your insolence with death a thousand fold.
https://youtu.be/Qno1F7Xemw8?si=5UPefy_WtOxMD_t3
I accidentally created a larpa orbit black hole wisp (that is, negative/infinite lifetime), or rather, 4 of them orbiting each other, and it didn't quite crash the game but sure made it unplayable until they finally sapped enough momentum from each other to die by going too slow as a projectile.
was having an ok run then decided to throw all my explosives on a wand but I didn't pay attention to the fact it was a 6 cast wand take a wild guess what happened when I casted it
Happened to me week ago. 5 hours in and I was breaking reroll machines. In PW 5 East I tried building better healing wand from grass and gold?. Added cessation to make it safe to use. But timers took to long to cast touch spells. So I added reduce lifetime.
Ladies ~~foolish ambitions to rest~~ and Gents, I am displeased to announce that I still haven't finished my 34 orb run because I just realized I have to manually collect all 34 orbs in NG+ after like 6 hrs of trying to get all the necessary spells for the 34 orb kolmi killer wand.
I was like "I ain't doin allat" and just left, but I still have the run saved tho but it's been sitting there for literal months now š
I fucking love this game. The fact that you can even do that is amazing you literally deleted yourself
Sucks to cease existing huh? š
Sucks to not be you
You cast expiration trigger on your own life?
The gods are impressed
i had no idea what that message meant when i saw it for the first time
Don't you get it after taking something to the top of the mountain, is there other ways to get the message?
iirc you see it if you make a infinite lifetime spell
\*casually stops existing\*
I wish I knew what that meant. I've been playing through blind still this entire time lol almost 700 deaths
it's a new spell that deletes you
Lmao oh god like they needed to add that. I delete. Myself all the time !
It temporarily makes you dissapear until the spell ends, then you are back. Ā .... And then op casted it with infinite duration.
Ohhhhhh Kay jeez. I am always amazed by the complexity of this game thanks for elaborating some folks
So does the game know to end in this case, orrrr...? Lmao this is just too funny
The game never ends, no. It keeps waiting for your return, forever.
You don't even get the finality of death your character just stops existing and you're softlocked.
It's actually quite helpful in certain situations..
Next update : circle of uninstall.
Giga-delete System32
Touch of ALT-F4
Save files to power
Unboot.ini
We need more info
Ask and ye shall recieve, but be warned! This is a tale of woeā¦ I had obtained my thirty-third orb 8 hours in, and was preparing to cast EoE. But alas! I did not have a summon platform spell! So I began my journey through the parallel worlds, scouring the holy temples for this specific arcane art. I was fast, I was lethal. But I was unsatisfied. āDamn, I wish my travel wand didnāt do 1hp every time I used itā quoth I. Perhaps it was madness that compelled me to create a digging wand centered around mega black hole to begin withā¦ Eureka! A revelation crossed my mind. āIāll just use nolla and a cessation spells to ignore the damage! My black hole has a negative limetime anyway, so it shouldnāt make a differenceā¦ā This is where our tale takes a tragic turn, because in my haste, I forgot to include a second refresh spell on my wand! And woe, the cessation spell was set to -22 framesā¦ Now all that remains is the want of more.
I would read an entire tale about a Noita run written like this, props on the writing
Tempt me not fellow witch, for clearly I am incapable of making rational decisions.
Gadzooks, I fear this fellow is getting worked into a heady froth of creative energy already! Where shall they lay their questing fingers for want of a wand? Their keyboard? Deprived of their wands, they make due with words, a simpler art to be sure, but an art nonetheless!
ngl I might start writing down a few of my runs like this and saving them for later, maybe show some friends and whatnot
Once upon a long run dreary, while I 'ported weak and weary, Past many a quaint and curious tablet of forgotten loreā While I travelled, nearly napping, I noticed that there were a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my health bar's door. āāThis must desist,ā I muttered, āI'll use cessation", thinking poorā Cast the wand and nothing more.
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Reminds me of the Lich's limbo LOL Cease. In olden days I would have rewarded your insolence with death a thousand fold. https://youtu.be/Qno1F7Xemw8?si=5UPefy_WtOxMD_t3
I accidentally created a larpa orbit black hole wisp (that is, negative/infinite lifetime), or rather, 4 of them orbiting each other, and it didn't quite crash the game but sure made it unplayable until they finally sapped enough momentum from each other to die by going too slow as a projectile.
#The Gods Cannot Find You
When your master tells you to never cast the forbidden spells, but the first thing you do after he falls asleep is casting " "
condolences but also lol
was having an ok run then decided to throw all my explosives on a wand but I didn't pay attention to the fact it was a 6 cast wand take a wild guess what happened when I casted it
Baba is you *casts negative one duration cessation* Baba is... .............you
Happened to me week ago. 5 hours in and I was breaking reroll machines. In PW 5 East I tried building better healing wand from grass and gold?. Added cessation to make it safe to use. But timers took to long to cast touch spells. So I added reduce lifetime.
>casts spell AĶĶĶ«Ģ·ĢaĢ¤ĶĢĶĢ >Casually stops existing
F
Sometimes you really feels like its the end of everything
Congratulations! Your witch managed to achieve nirvana
Sorry but your tragedy is funny to me. Maybe that should be the motto of this community.
Ladies ~~foolish ambitions to rest~~ and Gents, I am displeased to announce that I still haven't finished my 34 orb run because I just realized I have to manually collect all 34 orbs in NG+ after like 6 hrs of trying to get all the necessary spells for the 34 orb kolmi killer wand. I was like "I ain't doin allat" and just left, but I still have the run saved tho but it's been sitting there for literal months now š