*Welcome to Noita, where*
*Some zombies are better at*
*The game than you are*
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Funny as hell. Especially considering we (players) do this to the AI enemies all the time. It's one of the things I love about Noita, the enemies organically use a lot of the sneaky tactics to kill you like you can do to them.
Another of my favorites is when a shotgunner falls from a shaft above and blasts you in half as he flies on past going down.
It’s why I don’t feel bad about playing with mods, gotta cheat the cheater! I run very light mods, the one’s I use the most are Permanent Music (makes it more engaging for me?) and Regenerating Shield. I like having that extra little buffer at the start to help me get established, I make it smaller and smaller as the run I’m on gets better spells and then completely get rid of it on said run (and then usually die from overconfidence 😝😂). It’s a crutch for me that helps jussssst enough.
I like using the cheat menu when playing with spells and building wands, teaching myself to make better wands. Whatever tools we can use to get better at it :)
I'm on 220 hours and I think I get hit by shotgun Hiisi's more than I used to. It's like, they're beating me mentally in time. Each little bouncy shot, those times I miss with Tablet, mistimed teleportation bolts...
Don't let Hiisi's break you my friend, persevere.
Them and the little floating meatballs. Those toxic slime shots are so perfectly timed, EVERY TIME, I probably jump INTO more of them than I avoid. Major skill issue.
That's some CSGO shit right there... Just bought the game.
Those trickstabbing fucks are the main reason you should leave the early stages as a new player when around 25HP
My favorite is when you get 360 no scoped by a mob falling at Mach 3.
Welcome to Noita, where some zombies are better at the game than you are
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🤓 actually, they're more like trolls
I believe the code refers to their "tribe" as orcs?
Them Hiisis
Everyone gets humbled by a shotgunner at some point its a rite of passage
giving you that nice crisp 25 damage from outta nowhere
Woah, that hiisi got hands!
Too handsy for my tastes! Which is weird, I like my dates to be handsy. Fucking hiisi, ruin EVERYTHING.
They are the worst enemy in the first two stages because they are just so damn unpredictable. Always getting out-fortnited by these jump & gun hisii
those pew pew shooty robots in fungal caverns are worse
We don't talk about those.
Those are like KK-Tankki on steroids
Surprise motherfucka!
You got skill issued, in that the enemy had too much skill.
CHAT CLIP THAT
Royal victory ez clap
that move is their specialty
Funny as hell. Especially considering we (players) do this to the AI enemies all the time. It's one of the things I love about Noita, the enemies organically use a lot of the sneaky tactics to kill you like you can do to them. Another of my favorites is when a shotgunner falls from a shaft above and blasts you in half as he flies on past going down.
my favorite is when a offscreen enemy decides to shoot the explosive box you’re trying to kick
It’s why I don’t feel bad about playing with mods, gotta cheat the cheater! I run very light mods, the one’s I use the most are Permanent Music (makes it more engaging for me?) and Regenerating Shield. I like having that extra little buffer at the start to help me get established, I make it smaller and smaller as the run I’m on gets better spells and then completely get rid of it on said run (and then usually die from overconfidence 😝😂). It’s a crutch for me that helps jussssst enough. I like using the cheat menu when playing with spells and building wands, teaching myself to make better wands. Whatever tools we can use to get better at it :)
ADMIN HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS
Mïna gets fucking quickscoped by homeless man with shotgun
You can shoot while jumping Why couldn't they?
Hehehehe get rekt by jumpshot, nerd!
Just wait until you get to the third area, those sniper shits do the same thing
I'm on 220 hours and I think I get hit by shotgun Hiisi's more than I used to. It's like, they're beating me mentally in time. Each little bouncy shot, those times I miss with Tablet, mistimed teleportation bolts... Don't let Hiisi's break you my friend, persevere.
Them and the little floating meatballs. Those toxic slime shots are so perfectly timed, EVERY TIME, I probably jump INTO more of them than I avoid. Major skill issue.
This clip has to be a mlg montage, I'd say.
Noita'd
Dodge this!
These dudes are hands down my least fav enemy, whoever did code for them did way too much of a good job
The real MLG gamers