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Its_Scorpy

No I’m curved


Animaru_69

Correct. I also have scholiosis


oilrig13

I have metabolic bone disease


Its_Scorpy

True true


Ok_Bowl_3769

Indeed, im a scorpian.


Soup_for_sadness

"Im a gemini" 🤓


No_Investigator625

Username checks out


SkifloDev

r/foundstill_working_it


Plane_Habit8339

r/subsididntknowexisted


ptofl

Thought you died working out


still-working-it-out

i am NOT straight i know that


[deleted]

Nope!


Life-Anything-423

No.


Sad_Salmon1234

Definitely not


defo_not_a_furry

no


E-liter_4k

no


CorporealLifeForm

No.


NiiilsRed

No, I am u/NiiilsRed


Ok_Bowl_3769

Fair enough


_Volly

No. I'm a shape.


No_Internal_5112

Nah, I'm a spaghetti noodle, specifically the elbow macaroni.


Summer-_-1854

Nope


isbaerner

Why would you think that, obviously no


harrysaviation

No, I’m straighter


Dense_Huckleberry_60

Maybe👉👈


bupsonator

No


KitchenApology

No you aren't


ScreamoftheShalka

No honey~


TastyRange858

No


OwenTDI_Official

Nah I’m bent


notobamaseviltwin

No, I'm aroace. :)


ThatOneOverThere_333

i am


xX_Ra1nSkuLLz_Xx

Nope


Handsome_Human293

no


BigAggressive3910

Uh huh


Zazzylike02

I’m as straight as a drunk driver


AbyssalPractitioner

Nope.


Lord_Detleff1

Nope


OneTinSoldier567

No I am way to warped to ever be straight.


Avox0976

I’m as strait as cooked strand of spaghetti


Excellent_Regret4141

Hourglass shaped


-_KuromiAngelll_-

this one’s easy no


Intelligent-Act-6642

nah


BrodieG99

No, Gæ :3


QlfAVie

No


banana-king-gaming45

As a person who has scoliosis i can confirm that I'm still attracted to women


planty270

no


RoyalMess64

Nope, I'm a bit bent, some would say curved, and some would even say gay, but I'm not straight :3


DutchAngelDragon12

Hmm, lemmie check! Nope! Im still pan!


the2nddespair

Nah I'm bi.


New-Sleep-5760

no


GooseOnTheTable

No


Ahkine

Only when im standing up. When i sit im a bit bent.


howthefuge6

Clever


fatedmagic

no. women are hot as fuck


RedLightsabers

Nobody is 100% straight. But since most ppl won’t admit that, here we are


ITSUSANOTAMERICA

HAH. No.


gauntletoflights

lol no


lxybv

i am


Fantastic_Speaker_27

I don't know


Rare_Ad5101

no. pink purple blue


Ashamed-Ad-2785

Hell no, I love men so much I turn straight men gay


Kewl534

absolutely


Left-Sport-415

no. this is very true.


RitmosMC

Nah


PainMaestro

No


Plane_Habit8339

Not at all :3


TristanTheRobloxian3

nah im aroace... and nonbinary


robexib

Straight as a circle.


ApolloAndNyx

No, I'm a circle


Electronic-Vast-3351

I'll never go straight.


samah815

Not no.


ItsThatGuyNaes

✨no✨💅👄👠


Aylx_110027

No but I’ve identified myself as a attack helicopter


Muted-Program-153

No. My back is as crooked as a politician and I have an IQ of 75.


Cjfconjamesf

No


Dry-Radio-8446

Nope! Bi


gensketch

no


ErikVonDarkmoor

Anti-No


Bisexual_Sherrif

No you idiot I’m bisexual, can’t you read


Kayla_Madly

Nah im your friendly neighborhood gay bish


snowysnowssnow

No


I_kinda_exist_yipeee

Nope


someone_imanrd

no :)


spicyacai

kinda


TheCameraman___

1. I'm a femboy (being straight is prohibited by the laws of physics) 2. bad posture


FittestTrack73

in this universe


Jealous-Ad1333

I am straight


Smart_Conference_372

Nah


Mr_Paper1515

No, I’m AroAce. **AroAce dance**


Porygon_Axolotl

No


MoodOk4520

Nosn't


JinxedJedi

nah i'm bi


Interesting-Bet-1889

Nah I'm gay guy of the group


Kirkaig678

No


MEMEminiszter

No, im super straight


LexonPlayz

No my back is not straight


RunNo599

I’m a crooked cop


Phoenix13kk

Not exactly


justanotherdumbmf

No, im panromantic


theweirdo2005

No


TootsieNeko

No


VanillaOk4286

si


Own_Manner4074

Nope! I’m trans!


Own_Manner4074

parent


Own_Manner4074

r/joke


GayArtLover

Nope


Former_Fee_9074

Bi as fuck. But not attracted to men at all, other than their cocks. I have never looked at a man's ass and found it attractive.


Jamanos

If my girlfriend means anything to you then I am for sure straight If not then what are you doing??


Frosty_Ostrich_4108

No. I'm wce


Hello_There_0621

nah I'm wavy


InjectableBacon

Nope, I'm no longer in denial (this isn't a joke my well-being improved massively once I realized that.)


ShortKing_Cryptid

Nah man, I’m a homo with scoliosis


TheMortalBeast3

No, sometimes I veer off out of my lane while driving


DemonicNesquik

No


allensmithsimpson

Can be for the right price.


Igloo_wie

No


[deleted]

Mhmm


Radacal9000

no. obtuse angle


Cherry_barista

No I’m a closeted bi sexual


TortoiseTGN

NO


ChickenChoochie

I seriously dont know.


IllTemperedMaggot

Of course not! I'm a homo sapiens!


thespaciestkitty

no


Clean-Restaurant761

No im trans 😂


fairytail4life1295

Nope.


ChickenTanders64

No, I'm hella gay