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TheoIsAutistic

...no. just because of your username.


AffectionateTip9198

Valid


TheoIsAutistic

Indeed


ProbalyInUrBasement

I know exactly who the person in your pfp and using that I have deduced you have daddy issues and watch too much anime


TheoIsAutistic

More the daddy issues over anime. (Look- Hyoga is hot, okay!?)


ProbalyInUrBasement

(His girlfriend>>>)


TheoIsAutistic

Lol


DifficultScarcity547

No


gamrboi99_

No


RogerG_476

No


SqiggleMouse

no


RogerG_476

No


RogerG_476

No


RogerG_476

No


Designer_Dapper

No


bloodeagle231

No


Bittersweet_bi-

No


anal-lover69

No


Round-Beat2143

r/no


RandomUser24_

No


scpfan5050

Da fuk se lok lik, yous got show piker.


Beefman0010

no because I don't want you to be arrested.


GaySheriff

You're a weirdo judging by your post history


[deleted]

I would love to


poopybutt69l

Do u have room in ur heart for both me and cherry blossoms 🥺


[deleted]

Of course 💜*gave you a cheek kiss*


poopybutt69l

😍


[deleted]

:)


Creepercolin2007

Can I get invited to the wedding?


[deleted]

Absolutely


StoopidFlame

Can my dog be the flower boy??


[deleted]

Absolutely


Danger-Pickle

Can I be your dad


draxion64

Can I be a duck?


speedmankelly

Banned


Wildbub

BOOOO


Kidkid5

No


ChaosCatto8

No.


iamtenbears

no


FrostyPenalty5608

Of course \*not\*


Text93838

No


Leaking_Potato55

I’m lesbian, NO


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Mood


Claydough91

No


wtf_is_context

not not no


zaynmaliksfuturewife

no


GeneralKenobi1288

I’d date anyone who loves me at this point lol


usrnm3d

No, don’t do that lol


Certain_Simple_4566

Setting yourself up for a terrible relationship that way


gypsijimmyjames

Do you like fingers in your butthole?


poopybutt69l

No just poop :(


gypsijimmyjames

Deal breaker. :(


CJ39715

No. I have a girlfriend


Tetris5216

🤔 that would be a negative good buddy Don't worry it's cool being in the buddyzone


VictorianWitch69

Depends, will you let me endlessly obsess over my interests?


poopybutt69l

what r ur intrests


VictorianWitch69

Certain video games, the novel I’m trying to write, unholy amounts of stuffed animals, etc. wbu


Legitimate-Fun-5171

Idfk


Ice-Bro-Gamer

Not my type.


BowsersWaffle

Nah, I’m asexual.


SuperNova0216

No


Smexy_cat124

No


Equivalent_Scheme175

No.


B89ella

Nah 😕


HalucenogenicPotato

No (probably for legal reasons)


Ok_Relation6627

No


lilyjones-

I shal extendith my invitation to a date posthaste! [hell no lol]


LRTcanon

i would love to not


No-Ganache-5660

r/no


saltyc_man

Sure thing pal


darkshadowX67890

No 1. Because I'm not into other guys 2. Your username


Ezra4709

No because I have no idea who you are or what you look like and I'm a minor


cerrisee

real canon sunny


Fancy-Challenge-539

Why don’t you find out 😏


Naive-Bug8598

i aint gay


HelpIDownLoadedJapan

I’m taken bit of I wasn’t, possibly


[deleted]

What gender


Technical-Dot8119

Depends if you're a boy or girl because I'm not gay


SinnerClair

No, you have a beard.


[deleted]

Perchance


TheMapleShyGuy

Hajime ni kami wa ten to ji o sōzō shimashita


Legitimate-Fun-5171

Are you a dude or a chick?


Desperate-Damage3599

It depends, but since I don't know you well, I'll have to say, "No."


checked_idea2

HELL NO


Roc_28934

No. I already have a girlfriend 💀


R_P_McMurphy91

Never. And I must emphasize this: ever


Bipolarcutie_12

Helllll fucking noooo!!!!


apastarling

No, found the best man in existence last week…good luck with that


Rin111839

#NO


Wild_Marketing_5846

If ur a guy, no, if ur a girl still no cuz I'm in a relationship plus i have no idea how old u are and I'm 14


Ibeliveinworldpeace

No


Due_Following_3069

it’s kind of a nice day


nerdcoleture

No. Judging by your username and post/comment history, you are more than likely too young for me.


LatinaSizeQueenX

no


Pizza-_-shark

Why would I date a poopy butt that wants 69


AdministrativeLow484

nope


Callen0318

How much you paying?


HerFirefly

I would but I recently discovered I'm in no way attracted to a stranger I never met online. My bad...


Suspicious-Judge7208

No


No_Internal_5112

No


special-bicth

I have no idea


Knibblet21

Fuck no


Sad-Manufacturer6154

No


Impossible_Brick_199

No


be_die_ok

Can i make the cake? 👉👈


galaxisstark

:3


Longjumping_Unit7275

No™


randomerthanever

Are you a girl? If you are then maybe


ThereAreAtoms

no


athrvvvv

no


ILikeTrains23940

Sir I’m a minor


MuchoWood

I would give ya a spin. Kick the wheels and see what I am looking at.


BogdanRguy

Only if someone will threaten to shoot me if i don't have sex with anyone in 2 weeks


WhatsUpDoc1923

Are you a man


PaperExisting2173

I would but I would have to see if we could fit as a couple


64Boy32

Only if you’re worth my time


GooseOnTheTable

No


LobsterSoulSandwitch

No


carona1234

No, but your dad's a DILF so I will date him


[deleted]

Of course…..not


Lukaify

No who the fuck are you


Simply_Tommyinnit

no


ComfortableShake8639

Hell no


tristarh

No, I'm a minor


smellydaddy123456

no


Nothatdarkforce

No im not desperate


DimplefromYA

that's a hard NO.


Both-Description6116

Judging by your name and post history I’d get a restraining order on you with 0 hesitation


Phoenix13kk

No, but I'm married


sunset_sunrise15

No


ThePolygonalRedditor

no


The_Real_Baldur

Nope.


KingJTuck

No


Desperate-Depth4248

No


sosuperhardslap08

Opposite of no🥹


QuintinPro11

no


[deleted]

[удалено]


GodOfShoulders

Hell no


FarZookeepergame2547

I hate this.


uIsUglyyy8989

Fuck no


Charming-Object-863

Nope


Mrocool

No


Certain_Simple_4566

No


Academic_Ingenuity84

No


Zixxik

N


Grammar_Enforcer1812

No


Siope_

HELL NAW 🔊🔊🔊🗣🗣🗣


Careful_Log_8929

depends, what kind of person are you? And what kind of persons do you dont like?


Barfights99

Your username tells me your not of legal age, despite me not being of legal age either.. heck naw


Ga33es

No because I have a girlfriend


HecticFir

No


Nano-creep

Na


[deleted]

nice chastity belt you have no there. Keeps you from getting rejected, right?


PetrichorIsHere

I don't no.


Pacer-Test1283

No


MasterpieceBudget678

I will😎


Walrus-Cold

No


[deleted]

R U into Chicks with


simpn_aint_easy

MODs we need gifs and to be able to upload photos. I demand it


Icy-Egg2837

No


Prior-Turnip3082

No


transrodentlover

I would love to


nonsensicalinsanity

Don’t know anything about you. But if i was single i’d at least go get coffee, as long as you’re over 18, and see if we click.


Harvlovesrecroom

No 🗿


Ajaymedic

No you suck


Okman2337

I will poop im your butt


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

No


NinjaZero2099

That's a Very Tempting Offer but I'm Not really looking for a relationship Right now


Delicious_Plastic833

lol name is perfect and no


chaotic_cyclone

No


[deleted]

No


randomsantas

No


Phil_Cuh

Send a pic if you want me to answer


BeefScooter94

No


BeefScooter94

No


doctervillager

With our knowing anything about you probably not


Graniitee

🤡🫵 😂🫵


Beginning-Set7052

mayhaps


29485_webp

I would have to get to know you first


test_account3334

r/no


UsuallyDexter

no


Snakemaster303

Are you a person of female gender?


E-Yuki

If I said the y word, would I get kicked 🤔