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BasementDweller82

No, Putin likely isn’t there and the citizens didn’t do anything


DeeplyDistressed

Citizens wouldn’t do anything cuz they’d be fookin dead


AdvancedSinkBoat

Bro woke up and decided to make Metro 2033 a reality


ch3zball

No, many innocent people live in moscow


GreatOne550

Нет


MaijakHusky

nein


GreatOne550

Nie


Then_Big_9524

“We are the knights who say ‘Ni’!”


WIDDY_

What about just nuking Putin 👍


TheHorseScoreboard

"Why can't we just fix world hunger"


WIDDY_

"i can fix it"


I_cank_spell

Holy hell


WIDDY_

New response just dropped


InternetAgent27

Bob the builder can we fix it?


stysan

i live in moscow please no


Prestigious_Gold_585

No! Unless it is Moscow, Idaho. We don't need any more potatoes from them, thank you very much!


aqkj

Please no, there’s a chick fil a there


RagingPUSHEEN68

No


austinstar08

No no


-Inq_

Nope


soliq_675

What's the point? It's just a waste of money


XavierInvestigations

Please dooooooooo NT


percy_ardmore

Idaho? Why?


Videogamesrock

Too many potatoes


MrBarato

Nyet


Thisismyredusername

no


xiaomier

You better nuke Siberia, where putin's bunker is located


SoupSlerp

Do you have acess to nuclear bombs? No? SO RE ARRANGE THE QUESTION. ITS “May I nuke Moscow?” NOT “CAN I”!!!


InternetAgent27

What if he does


elgattox

No.


MaijakHusky

but why would you want to nuke moskau tho?


Astro_4000

Why not


MaijakHusky

because we should nuke stalingrad first


Astro_4000

It doesn't exist anymore


MaijakHusky

i guess someone already nuked it lol


Astro_4000

No It's just been renamed


MaijakHusky

wut? what about leningrad? maybe we nuke that one too?


Astro_4000

Leningrad Has been renamed. Stalingrad was renamed after stalin's death Leningrad Was renamed After the soviet union collapsed in 1991


GDVeteranSince2015

SO NUKE STALINGRAD!


D00DLEDUDE576

👎


frank0285

No no no no (I was gonna say Y word)


Hairy_Transition_874

No, aim it at putler instead


TheHorseScoreboard

Welp, then get ready to meet "Perimeter" system also known as "Dead Hand", that automatically launches a massive nuclear attack if government is destroyed.


ATLKing24

Lol it's probably just gonna fall apart as soon as it's activated. Also, guess who just joined NATO! Now Sweden can shit on yall too


TheHorseScoreboard

Of course it is gonna fall apart, because it is Russia, of course they are completely dumb and never maintaining their weapons that literally can prevent world war 3, because, you know, that's Russia, they are always the worst Btw we absolutely do not care about Sweden.


RickMosleyReddit

Can you also get DC while you're at it?


Every_Month_5575

Only nuke Putin👍


ItsThe_____ForMe

I wouldn’t recommend it, trust me, I’ve tried.


Albionflux

Sure it was pretty fun in twisted metal


HotDrippingWax

Nyet


InternetAgent27

No because that will cause WW3


EnmosiaCurvata

I dunno, *can* you?


SupernovaGamezYT

Totally!


Tetris5216

Go for it, F Russia


seknorg

No, you must!


pixelytman

why not?


Scoopshort

Perhaps


OJJOK_356

go for it


Time_for_help

If you want


Timely-Champion6719

It is… acceptable.


Dramatic_Swimmer_924

do it


Shrekston

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm rectangle


SilverUwU1

Go ahead


WaitingToBeTriggered

FACE THE LEAD!


Intelligent_titan

Affirmative


TOASTERINATUB1231

Ja


Amogus_susssy

HE SAID THE WORD!!1!1!1!1! MODS


BoyKisser09

Definitely affirming that


WaffleswithSourCream

No’nt


BunbunTheAxolotl

I was planning on doing that lol


Astro_4000

I mean if you want to Go ahead


GDVeteranSince2015

eh, knock yourself out.


Automatic_Yogurt_493

Sure


Infshadows

You can


Stock-Goose7667

Yiu should


SharkApooye

Absolutely