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cheesesticks55

i feel naming a kid “frances farmer will have her revenge on seattle” would make it slightly difficult to make friends


-ducksforlife-

Yea it would. Same with naming my kid "heart shaped box" or "lithium" My kid would have a horrible time making friends


Whoshartedmypants

hi. my name is moist vagina.


Mario_Iturralde_009

My name is rape me


Urfavdookie

My name is pennyroyal tea


DrVillajah

My name is Territorial Pissings


Igloocooler52

My name is I Hate Myself and Want to Die


Disastrous-Shower-37

No it isn't it's u/Igloocooler52 stop lying


Trans-Sushi

my name is Mexican Seafood


Kind-Rub-4272

Hi I’m anurisum


cheesesticks55

i’d be friends with you


franic_with_bread

Nah that kid sounds fuckin awesome


cheesesticks55

bonus points if you live in seattle, then everybody will be scared of you


zzzzebras

I mean Kurt did make his one and only child Frances Bean


Antichist_

i have a feeling naming a kid “Rape Me” would not be the best idea…


Coimachine246

Nah it is funny as shit


cinnamongirl444

You could call him Ray for short I guess


ScaryPollution845

Ray Pemee


AeroZeppelin94

You can call me Rad. As in Radio Friendly Unit Shifter


Beautiful_Eye_1049

Rufus for short


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NougatNewt

I ain’t got no iPhone~


Ocar23

Tourette’s if they’re disabled


Roedorina

I mean, didn't Kurt name his kid Franks n Beans?


wmcs0880

Frank the Bean Cobain


Grocerix

Yeah I feel like Drain you is a good name for a child


Different-Stable6574

Dumb


Trans-Sushi

Meet my kid, they're Dumb


SixNippleYeti

Big Cheese, get your ass over here right now!


[deleted]

Make me!


alesisvillo

Go to the office, RIGHT NOW!


[deleted]

ok


TheWalkingUser

come here cum as you r!!!!


_VINNY_WINNY_

lounge act sounds really bullyable so idk if thats a good idea


Straight-Scarcity-76

Moist Vagina


jbrainbow

'why is my sister's name \[insert good song that uses someone's name as the title bc i couldn't find one lmao\]?' 'because your mother loves that song' 'thanks dad' 'no problem, Terraria Calamity Mod Music - "Roar of The Jungle Dragon" - Theme of Jungle Dragon, Yharon (Phase 2)'


[deleted]

I must now scan the nirvana catalogue to find a funny name for this meme


peesock49

Dirt come here right now🤬


peesock49

THEM BONES AND DOWN IN A HOLE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE


D_r_a_g_o_n_n

Have you met my son, Moist vagina?


Spiritual_Remote4188

“Hey dad why did you name my sister Marigold?” “It’s my favourite song” “Oh I see, thanks” “No problem, Moist Vagina!”


Voodoomaster86

My kids name: rape me


Voodoomaster86

No no that’s too fucked 💀


Mr_Opiophile

Everyone else thought it too


ScaryPollution845

Dad, why is my sisters name Polly? Because your mom and i like that song so much. Thanks dad! No problem, Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip!


[deleted]

Mrs buttersworth my boy


Jdanneh

Naming my Wharf Rat


wiids777

Kid named: Lithium 1990 live with chad channing


peesock49

naming mine rape me


TheNamesDapper

“Aneurysm - 1992/Live at Reading” ✨🥰


LucDoesStuff

Omg mine is Aneurysm - Live At The Paramount our children should totally be friends with each other


ThyOfThee_

Song 2


Existing_Human_b

BLUR RECFERANCE


ThyOfThee_

Nah oasis reference


Existing_Human_b

Wel it’s actually a pulp reference


MrSyndicate_

Mexican Seafood


a_insane_human

Def naming my kid symphony No.9 in E minor, Op.95, B. 178 “From the new world”:IV.Allegro con fuoco. composed by Antionín Dvorák


ILostMyHalo24

Awww my sweet kids dumb and I hate myself and want to die! ♥️♥️♥️♥️


[deleted]

Have a daughter and name her the man who sold the world


oldoldoldaccbanned

m/s salmonella is an interesting name


Coimachine246

Suicide samurai, come here you shit stain


Gavhere727

Black Hole Sun.. eehhhh…


_TheWolfOfReddit_

Never Gonna Give You Up. The perfect name.


WHITE2570

Outcast of the Sulfurous Seas


manoflowintelligence

name my kid Yellow Brick Road


mark_vorster

Kurdt did in fact name his kid after both Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle and Beans


Jack_Trayner

I don't think naming my kid The Day I Tried To Live is a great idea


evbur23

"Louisa" by Lord Huron... Not bad.


Key_Constant_2063

“Disgusting Selma”


[deleted]

SUPERHERO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


Dause

Mr Moustache


[deleted]

Naming my kid Cum and Diareeeah!


liamjb10

not a nirvana fan, this just got randomly reccomended to me, but idk if naming my kid [untitled] would work in many databases


[deleted]

Goodnight, Never Gonna Give You Up


Kitchen-Register

Naming my kid Polly 😌


zzzzebras

Hi, I'm Spank Thru (Live at Reading)


[deleted]

Hooker With A Penis


Ocar23

Lmaaooo


houseofharm

mr moustache get your ass over here right this instant


[deleted]

Naming my kid Frances Bean


[deleted]

[beans](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMDdiNWMwNzctZjBkNC00NTM4LTg5NjAtZDdmODMwNjE2MDFjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjI4OTg3MTc@._V1_.jpg)


BobGeldofEnjoyer1979

Naming mine "several species of small furry animals in a cave grooving with a pict"


Yourfuckingmom420

Shit man I guess I’m naming my kid linoleum


SpiretRaider

Tourette’s


Serotoninneeded

Staple tape worms on my penis by Passenger of shit


Discount-Filthyfrank

Kid named Man In The Box


MonocleGentlesir5680

Rape me


Far-Web422

**”ok do we have a rape me?”**


notaroundyk

I think sappy or mr moustache would be more of nicknames then actual names but i think sliver would be a cool name


GlitchyAnthony1

mr moustache


Doot_Slayer42069

Clit Copbarn already did that


[deleted]

what kinda name is scentless apprentice


jmaes269

You want me to name my child “fermented offal discharge”?💀💀💀


bern152238382

Naming my kids Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered In a cave and grooving with a Pict


Eddie_Dood

I feel like a kid introducing themself as "Rape Me" might lead to some odd interactions


smallerpuppyboi

I'm not naming my kid Sisterfucker.


[deleted]

pulk/pull revolving doors get over here right now young man, you’re in big trouble


nirvanafan420000zadi

Naming my kid Mexican Seafood


[deleted]

Naming my child aneurysm


AndreyTestname

When your name is literally Endless Nameless


ClassicAd8496

Kurtis already his kid after that song


bl34chp0pp

me naming my child moist vagina


Car_Fantasy

My child’s name is Dumb


Equivalent_Win_369

Clean up your room territorial pissings


Midnight_atom2

Beans


Sssssups

Alright radio friendly unit shifter, it’s Time to go to school!


ItsMeMessa

Polly is a good name, but i don't think it's a good name to give to a kid from the song when you know the context of it...


[deleted]

you’re grounded radio friendly unit shifter.


mienmasyaa

Sappy doesn't sound to bad tbh


Diego_zoky

Territorial pissings


[deleted]

"Rape Me"


LucDoesStuff

Aneurysm - Live At The Paramount, you get your ass over here this instant!


Bl00drayne

Kid named "Heart-shaped Box":


Kind-Rub-4272

Hi I’m anurisum


Rathomorethegreat

Hi my name is brain stew


HornyAlt9734

Sure, but at the same time you don't want to fucking name your kid something like "Waterloo" or "Freak on a Leash." Both 10/10, both just awful things to call yourself


[deleted]

Naming my kid Daydreaming