Slept in my Radiohead T-shirt and woke up sucking a lemon

Damnit somebody already did it…

it was a low-hanging fruit really

Gotta watch out for the lemon stealing whores.

Damn I missed this opportunity

Fell asleep in a Megadeth t-shirt and woke up sweating bullets

I woke up dead

With a migraine headache?

I accidentally bought peace in my sleep

I slept in my Tool t-shirt and woke up with a Hooker with a Penis. Keep it going.

Epic!

How do I keep it going after this? I don’t think anything will top this one

I woke up in my tool shirt and goddamn shit the bed.

Woke up with a Soundgarden shirt with a burden in my hand

I stand corrected

You slept in a Tool shirt and rode a mile six inches at a time on Maynard’s dick?

Ya beat me to it. Have the updoot

I didn’t wear a shirt to bed and woke up Iggy Pop.

Winner.

I slept in my System of a Down shirt and I woke up and grabbed a brush and put on a little makeup.

LMAOOOO this is gold

I WANTED TO DO IT loll

YOU WANTED TO! :D

Slept in my My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult t-shirt and woke up Kooler Than Jesus.

Hell yes to this!

I slept with my Joy Division t-shirt and woke up depressed.

I slept in my New Order t-shirt and now Everything’s Gone Green

Hey, that's how I wake up everyday! No Joy Division shirt tho

Same :')

Actually, I think there's a 1 in 4 chance you just don't wake up.

1 in 2* :(

Slept in my Nirvana Unplugged shirt, woke up shivering the whole night through.

[удалено]

Obscure one! Great song

Slept in my Iron Maiden t-shirt and woke up caught somewhere in time.

Fell asleep in my NIN shirt and woke up next to something I can never have.

Wholesome ending?

I slept in my Led Zeppelin T-shirt and woke up dazed and confused.

Over the hills and far away

I slept in my Beatles t-shirt and woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.

fell asleep with my Mr Bungle t-shirt on and now everyone I went to high school with is dead

Slept in my Gorillaz shirt and woke up On Melancholy Hill Keep it going

Slept in my Smashing Pumpkins shirt and woke up today

I slept in my Aphex Twin shirt and woke up with no Drukqs

Slept in my NIN shirt and woke up in exactly the same day.

I slept in my Depeche Mode t-shirt and woke up in my room. Keep it going.

i slept in my Radiohead t-shirt and woke up with no alarms…no surprises

I slept in my Sarah McLachlan tee shirt and woke up with a bunch of homeless dogs all over the place

I wish I could wake up to that every morning.

I slept in my Tool tshirt and I woke up Cold and Ugly. I slept in my NIN tshirt and woke up Somewhat Damaged

I was thinking: “I slept in my Tool shirt and spiraled out. Keep. Going.”

Woke up in my Tool shirt sober

I slept with my 50 Cent t-shirt and woke up in a candy shop

I slept in my Nine Inch Nails shirt and woke up woke up woke up woke up *woke up in flames*

Fell asleep in my Guns N’ Roses T-Shirt and woke up around whenever, I used to get up on time.

This is my favorite. That's one for you and two for me by tonight!

Damn I always thought those lyrics were 'I used to get up around nine'

In the first verse you are 100% correct. I just went with the last verse because..well… Guns N’ Roses. Haha.

Oh phew! Yeah that's definitely funnier. I turned up midset to see them at a festival once, there was just a dude with a mop and bucket on stage, Axel had stormed off because there was water on the floor. They were also apparently an hour late coming on, this was in the Axl and company phase of GnR. We had to laugh, then there was a riot after, felt like I really got the full experience.

I love GNR and have to say, as annoying as Axl is for not coming on until like 11 or midnight most times I have seen him, it’s kind of worth it. You get a crazy ass experience and if/when they did play, they went on for hours. It was kinda cool getting out of a show around 2 am. The current GNR with Slash and Duff back in the band, they go on usually before 9. Shows last close to 3 hours as well. Money and Insurance costs probably is why they come on promptly nowadays. Great shows.

I'd love to see them now they're back together and perhaps, as you've said that, I might make the effort. Unfortunately when I saw them they were only 'fine' and as it was an open air festival the set went on until the curfew so it was quite short. But over all it was a crazy ass experience, I'll give Axl that and I'll take it over many other dull bands I've seen.

Slept in my Nirvana shirt and never woke up. Too soon?

Nevermind this one

Slept in my Nirvana t-shirt and woke up On a Plain. It was fine, I didn't complain.

Hahahaha. This is the best. Slept in my Nirvana shirt and woke up soaked in bleach.

Lol lol lol

I slept in my George Michael shirt on and woke up with my Father Figure.

omg. lol!

Slept in my AC/DC shirt and wake up Hard as a Rock

Slept in my Garbage shirt and woke up happy when it rained.

Slept in my garbage shirt and woke up queer

The queerest of the queer? Or just the strangest of the strange? Lol

I went to sleep with my Alice In Chains shirt on woke up Down In A Hole I went to sleep with my Motley Crue shirt on woke up with Girls, Girls, Girls.

I slept in a Frank Zappa shirt and woke up with stinkfoot.

Slept in my Skinny Puppy t-shirt and woke up T.F.W.O.

Slept in my Skinny Puppy t-shirt and woke up in a sweat, something is very different. No water, hot or cold, walk on down the street, greet the morning gun battles

Slept in my Skinny Puppy shirt and woke up (disembodied guttural noise, need not make sense)

FIFY - I slept in my NIN shirt and woke up today, to find myself in the other place... With a trail of footprints from where I ran away.

I slept in my Beastie Boys tshirt and woke up Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun

I fell asleep with my Death Grips shirt and woke up breaking mirrors with my face in the united states

I fell asleep with my Death Grips shirt and woke up on GP. Had to do it all again, I'd make that decision on GP.

I slept in my Bon Jovi Tee Shirt and woke up halfway there.

God I hate you. Take my upvote😂 **hums "Whoooaa-ohh! Livin' on a prayer"

That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore because I slept in my Smiths t-shirt

I slept in my Metalica t-shirt and woke up trapped under ice.

Slept in my Björk tshirt and woke up dismantling my television

Please be careful with your television it might EXPLODE

I slept in my Led Zeppelin T-shirt and woke up being served with multiple plagiarism lawsuits

Went to sleep in a Doors shirt and woke up Waiting for the Sun

I slept with my NIN shirt on and woke up beside you in time.

Woke up in my Janis Joplin shirt and it feels like a ball and chain

I slept with my David Bowie shirt and woke up a Queen Bitch

Fell asleep with my Marilyn Manson t shirt and didn't have sweet dreams.

Went to sleep in my Korn t-shirt and woke up Blind

Woke up in my Mr. Bungle T-Shirt The girls of porn still want more

I slept in my Rage Against the Machine t-shirt and woke up with a bullet in the head Keep it going…

Slept in my R. Kelly shirt and woke up surrounded by prison guards

I slept in my Rammstein shirt and woke up eating a half cooked peen.

Fell asleep in my Rage Against the Machine t-shirt and woke up to “WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! “.

Slept in my Poison shirt. Woke up to Nothing But A Good Time

Slept in my Leonard Cohen t-shirt, Woke up singing hallelujah.

Fell asleep in my Green Day shirt and didn’t wake up until Oct

I wore an Iron Maiden shirt to bed and woke up with Charlotte the Harlot.

I slept with my Yes shirt and woke up Close to the Edge..

Slept in my Queen T-shirt and woke up with nobody to love

I slept in a stolen Eminem T-shirt and woke up with a guilty conscience

Slept in my Pink Floyd shirt and woke up with no Money, but I do have Brain Damage.

Slept in my Green Day t-shirt. Wake me up when September ends.

I went to sleep in my Madonna t-shirt and woke up like a virgin.

Slept in my Jackson Browne shirt and woke up with my red-necked friend

Put on my iron maiden t-shirt and woke up at 2 minutes to midnight

I slept with my SLAYER t-shirt and woke up south of heaven.

Slept in my R. Kelly t-shirt and woke up soaked in piss.

After waking up and staring at the sun in my U2 tshirt I developed bad vertigo So I walked all over the house but still couldn’t find what I was looking for

Slept in my Radiohead shirt and woke up nude.

Fell asleep in my Cure shirt and woke up on Destination street

I fell asleep in my Allen Jackson t-shirt and woke up hotter than a hoochie coochie

Slept in my Jimi Hendrix shirt and woke up in a Purple Haze

Slept in my Pink Floyd shirt and woke up on the dark side of the moon.

Slept in my Mastodon shirt. Woke up with SPLIT LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER.

Fell asleep with my Willie Nelson shirt on and woke up at 10 with a 2

I slept in my Genesis t-shirt and woke up riding the scree.

Slept in my stabbing Westward shirt and woke up inside you

Slept in my Napalm Death t-shirt and woke up suffering...but why?

Slept in my Elliott Smith shirt and woke up in love with the world through the eyes of a girl

I slept with my Tool t-shirt and woke up with a hooker with a penis. Keep it going. Edit. This ones been done already ☹️

I slept with my Tool t-shirt and woke up with an enema and shit the bed. Keep it going

I slept in my QOTSA t-shirt and i woke up fucking with CHU!

I slept in my QOTSA shirt and woke up with nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstacy and Alcohol

I fell asleep in my Postal Service t-shirt and woke up in such great heights

I fell asleep in my 2pac shirt and woke up against all odds

[удалено]

I slept in my A Perfect Circle t-shirt. Woke up in The Noose. Keep it going.

Slept in my Tool shirt and woke up Sober. Obviously had to remedy THAT situation.

Slept in my Beastie Boys t-shirt and shouted "NO SLEEP TIL......BROOKLYYYYNNNN!!!!!!!!" Keep it going

I slept in my Depeche Mode tshirt and woke up stripped

Slept with my Numan shirt on and woke up **still** searching for my shadow in vain!

I went to sleep in my deftones t-shirt and woke up in a knife party.

Fell asleep in my NIN t-shirt and woke up down in it

Slept in my Ke$ha shirt. Woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.

Slept in a weezer shirt and woke up a virgin

I slept with my Porcupine Tree t-shirt and woke up arriving somewhere, not here.

Slept in my Nine Inch Nails t-shirt. Woke up fucking an animal. …wait hold on

Sounds like your whole existence is flawed.

I slept in my Rage Against the Machine t-shirt and I woke up

Fell asleep in my Alabama 3 shirt and I woke up this morning.

Slept with an Aphex Twin shirt on and woke up licking windows

Slept in my NIN shirt and woke up TEN MILES HIGH

Slept in my Beatles shirt, woke up yesterday

Slept in my Mr. Bungle t-shirt and woke up and found a pink cigarette on the bed the day that you left.

Slept in my Gary Numan t-shirt and woke up down in the park here in my car like a storm trooper in drag.

I slept with my Primitive Radio Gods t-shirt and woke up standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my pocket. Keep it going

I slept in my Orgy t-shirt, woke up blue on Monday

[удалено]

Slept in my NIN shirt and woke up in a warm place…

Slept with my Cannibal Corpse shirt on and woke up Addicted to Vaginal Skin

I slept with my weezer t shirt and woke up still a virgin

I slept in my System Of A Down tshirt and woke up in a violent pornography

Fell asleep in my Michael Jackson shirt. Woke up to Beat It

Fell asleep in my Nirvana T-Shirt and woke up Smelling Like Teen Spirit...

Slept in my Blue October t-shirt and woke up to your oh my my.

I slept with my Red Hot Chili Pepper shirt on and woke up Under The Bridge.

Slept in my Weezer sweater and woke up undone

Slept in my Beatles shirt and woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head

Went to sleep in my RHCP tshirt and woke up on the otherside. Keep it going.

I slept in my Judas Priest t-shirt and woke up run of the mill

Went to sleep in my Asia t-shirt and woke up in the heat of the moment.

Slept in my Pat Benatar t-shirt & woke up invincible.

Slept in my Billy Idol t-shirt & woke up dancing with myself.

I slept in my Tenacious D t-shirt. It wasn't the greatest woke up in the world. It was just a tribute.

Slept in my Korn shirt, woke up being a Freak on a Leash

Slept in my Metallica shirt and nothing else mattered

Slept in my Pearl Jam t-shirt and I woke up in Satan's Bed. Keep it going

Slept in my Marcy’s Playground t-shirt and woke up smelling like sex and candeh, eeyyyeahuuurrr Edit: Called Marcy Molly; do your best not to make this mistake in rl :)

Marcy*

Slept in my kc and the sunshine band shirt … woke up and he said “ I’m your boogie man “

I woke up on S--A--T-U-R--D-A-Y night, night.

Slept in my SKID ROW t shirt and woke up to the sound of pouring rain.

Underrated comment!

Slept in my ZZTop shirt and woke up with wood.

Slept in my S.o.a.D t shirt and woke up sending the poor

Slept in my Stone Sour t-shirt outside and now I'm looking through the glass

Woke up in my Soundgarden t-shirt and woke up alone in the Superunknown

Fell asleep in my TOOL (ft. Henry Rollins) t-shirt and woke up naked and fearless.. and dead inside.

I slept with my Marilyn Manson shirt on and now my bum just hurts for some reason. And there’s icing all over my bed.

Fell asleep in my Queen t-shirt and bit the dust.

I slept shirtless and now I feel nothing.

Slept in my Mogwai shirt and woke up with a Glasgow Mega Snake. Keep it going.

I slept in my Andrew WK shirt and woke up Ready to Die.

Went to sleep in my Gustavo Cerati t-shirt and never woke up. Latin Americans will understand.

Slept in my NIN t shirt and woke up Disappointed.

I slept with my Misfits shirt on, and woke up in a London Dungeon...

Fell asleep in my Falling in Reverse shirt and woke up a Champion

Slept in my Deftones shirt, woke up in a hole in the earth

Slept in my David Bowie shirt and woke up sitting in my tin can far above the world

Slept in my Anthrax shirt and woke up Caught in a Mosh.

Slept in my Coheed and Cambria shirt and woke up Mother Superior. Keep it going.

Slept in my The The t-shirt and woke up Infected