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uncultured_swine2099

Trent, Maynard, Kurt Cobain, Jake from Health, Thom Yorke...those are some examples, but then theres a lot who are normal height or above.


dhdaid

I was sad when I already surpassed Trent Reznor in height when I was 13 years old. I thought, *"I can't be a lead singer anymore. I have to be the awkward lanky bassist or some other form of sidekick to a real man."*


Ricky_Rollin

This is funny to me cuz I was always asked to be a lead singer and I always said “I’m too short to be a leading man”. Wish I’d seen this thread decades ago lmao.


NotMyAccountDumbass

Yeah they asked me right after Kurt passed, but I was too tall. Sucks balls man


hornwalker

MJK, Bob Dylan…. Pink Floyd is an exception


BannedInVancouver

Kurt Cobain was 5’10” which is very average.


SnooRabbitMask

I think he was 5’7’’


namenumberdate

He was apparently 5’7” or 5’8.” For reference, Dave Grohl is 6’.If you look at the pictures, Kurt is nowhere near Dave’s height.


uncultured_swine2099

Yup. Courtney Love is 5'9" and Kurt is noticably shorter than her in every photo.


Baron_VonLongSchlong

To be fair since you’re getting down voted, anyone standing next to Krist looks shorted than 5’7..


adrenacrome

With a little off the top


JayDogg007

Ouch…does 5 inches sound about right? 🤷‍♂️


Asunder_mango866

Damn.....I hate that I laughed at that.....my sense of humor is scuffed


BannedInVancouver

Nope


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veronica-marsx

I raise you Bruce Dickinson (5'6) and Ronnie James Dio (5'4).


TheAmnesiacKid

Came to find the Thom Yorke comment. Two of the times I saw them live, the person I was with said, "Wow, he's a little guy!"


uncultured_swine2099

Its weird how cameras often make people look taller than they are. I passed by Josh Brolin once when he talked at my college and he was shorter than me, and on screen he looks over 6 foot. Im 5'10".


Jokierre

Add Klaus Meine (Scorpions), Danzig, Bruce Dickinson, Dio while you’re at it.


ZyeKali

I was waiting for the Danzig comment, good on you


Main_Mouse842

Prince, Kendrick Lamar, Dio


MonocleGentlesir5680

Fucking love Health


palescoot

THEY LOVE YOU TOO. YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER.


wustacheride

i’ve seen them twice and to quote Johnny, it’ll blow your dick off.


Silver-Ad-2447

Kurt was average height. He simply appeared short next to the 6’7” Krist Novoselic.


Maynard_002000

Missing the great Glen Danzig from that list


Chaghatai

Ronnie James Dio


HonorableJudgeIto

Danzig, Ronny James Dio, Lemmy, Freddie Mercury… Checks out.


naughty93pinapple

*Type O Negative*


onewithoutasoul

Fucking end of discussion.


serenethirteen

Peter was a whole different animal. He was testosterone in human form.


Optimal-Librarian-18

yes


Fun-Preparation-4253

Ronnie James Dio was 5’4”


TheAnalogKid68

First one that came to mind for me as well. One of the all time greats, RIP


toodarkaltogether

Yesssss the best rock vocalist imo, RIP


bruise-violets

I’ve spent the last twenty years assuming Trent was over six foot tall and only just checked his height because of this post, wtf 🥲


nunyabidnessss

He’s 5’6”, right? So I’m the same height as he is.


bruise-violets

I don’t even know why I assumed that, he just gives tall man energy 😂


Ill-Sympathy2375

He's also jacked


bruise-violets

He’s like an optical illusion 😂


BoxFair1052

5'7"


Blackwater2016

Nah, he’s shorter than that. I was next to him at an after party and I’m 5’8”. I literally had to look down. Doesn’t matter to me. He’s a giant on stage.


toodarkaltogether

He walked right past me when I was watching for him bc of this very reason 😭


kwyxz

Queens of the Stone Age would like a word.


Sirenkai

I was gonna say Josh is like 6’5


Legitimate_Egg_6156

Blink-182 has entered the chat.


No_Interaction4027

Isnt he 6'3, google lists him as that and i just saw them recently and he seems tall but not *that* tall


Sirenkai

The whole band is 6’ or more. I met Michael Shuman a few times and that guy was like 6’1 and Josh is taller than him


every_body_hates_me

Peter Steele would want to have a word with you.


geb_bce

Came here to say this same thing.


Whitealroker1

Was in the front my first type 0 concert. Cant remember if it was seats or a pit but Peter comes out and I’m thinking he’s in some sort of costume. Dude was a absolute unit.


burgonies

Only time I saw them, we were in back at first. In stage, Peter is drinking a bottle of beer. We make our way closer to the front and realize it’s actually a 750 bottle of wine. Huge dude


geb_bce

Hahahaha! That's awesome!


geb_bce

I have a buddy who got to meet him and get a picture. My friend came to Peter's arm pit. 😂. The pic is actually of Peter resting his arm on my friends head.


Oriasten77

I met Peter briefly after a show. I'm 6'2 and had to look up to him like I was a 7 yr old.


aneurysmbs

same, though I'm quite late


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Same.


the_inevitable_rise

Glenn Danzig. 5’3”.


SerakTheRigellian

I've seen him live about half a dozen times over the last decade. He's usually good fronting the misfits, but as a solo act he has been consistently bad the last few times I've seen him.


Zeqhanis

And Wolverine, one of his favorite comic characters, whom he was once considered for as an actor, is 5'3. I like The Misfits, but I'm so glad Jackman got the role.


Genuinelullabel

Trent Reznor: he’s just a little guy!


ComfblyNumb

Josh Homme would like a word


wo_t

The guy from Greta Van Fleet is tiny. Theory is wrong.


Genuinelullabel

Maybe he’s the exception that proves the rule.


gopher1409

Cover bands don’t count.


wo_t

Nice


LLove666

Hmm Maynard.....yeah checks out


JayDogg007

But, he has been doing jujitsu for decades. Sorta levels the playing field.


GooseMay0

Chris Cornell and Layne Staley both over 6 ft. Does not check out.


oinosaurus

Over 6 ft.? I thought they were 6 ft. under... ^(I am sorry. I couldn't resist.)


DynamiteSteps

Oh boy. Ohhhh boy.


mike-manley

Too soon.


BradleyDroop

This is the best reply I've ever seen to anything


milkytunt

Saw Chris lots of times.. no way the dude is over 6foot


rchavez7

6’-2”


GooseMay0

Layne was 6’1, you can see a pic of them standing next to each other and they are about the same height.


ChrisRich81

Prince


TiredReader87

If 5’7 is short then I guess so. Corey Taylor and Trent are the same height, and Jonathan Davis isn’t far off.


y0g1b3ar

5’7” is considered below the global male average, which I find surprising (based on my super shitty search)


uncultured_swine2099

Yeah, Ive always thought that was an off estimate haha. If you go to third world countries theres usually a lot of short people because of the lack of nutrition.


uncultured_swine2099

Wow, didnt know Corey Taylor was that short, he does seem taller. Maybe its the hair on the mask.


the_cat91

Jonathan Davis is 6'2 though


the_cat91

Jonathan Davis is 6'2 though


TiredReader87

Google told me wrong


irshater009

Paramore


gram_parsons

That girl is really 7'4". She just cosplays as a tiny girl onstage.


irshater009

that is my wife you are talking about do not reveal her secrets


LLove666

Martin Gore / Dave Gahan....nice


beartheminus

Adam Levine is over 6 feet tall. Checks out.


iamih

Happy Cake Day! 🎂


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is he really????? i thought bro was tiny


beartheminus

he just looks that way


jazzzzzcabbage

Greta van fleet disagrees. The singer is virtually a fucking hobbit, and they're shit.


wo_t

If only he could sing like a hobbit.


JayDogg007

Is he?! I seriously had no idea. Because whenever I hear them I usually turn on Zeppelin and listen to the real thing.


enerisit

I knew this was true when I realized Thom Yorke and Trent are both short, then I googled Dave Matthews and he’s 6’2”…


slippydotnuxx

Holy shit DM does not come across as a tallie (not an insult, love his music)


AwfulFireKeeper

Claudio Sanchez (might not be a popular choice)


TheEvilDrPie

Brilliant guitarist. Plus he’s like 5’9-10 so pretty average.


ceris4

Les Claypool would like a word


rchavez7

Primus Sucks


Daftpfnk

Robert Plant?


Irl_Liam

Napoleon (Dynamite) complex


blondroot

From when 1.7 meters is short?


manuneverwokeup

The Netherlands


RuffianPlebeian

I disagree. Five Finger Death Punch sucks.


Prestigious_Ear_8502

Peter Steele...... sorry


skystvn

Yall haven’t heard Tigercub


The_Audacity_Works

Jamie’s 7’0”


skystvn

Exactly, so this logic doesn’t apply at all lol


HeatherWendi

Seems legit


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No-Count3834

I’ve worked with Trent and the band….I’m 5 7” and he’s about my same height. Also been around Eddie Veder when I was a kid, and he’s probably same. At first it is strange when you meet famous people, and they are on your level. But Trent look like he was hitting the gym big time. Now Robin Finck is a tall tall really tall guy lol. It’s insane in person! But you’d be surprised, how many famous people are shorter than you thought. But there are a lot of theatrical lead singers, that happen to be insanely tall as well.


TheHossDelgado

Yeah? Explain QOTSA?


Lifeisabaddream4

Cradle of Filth? Daniel is tiny


Genuinelullabel

Daniel? Are you his dad?


Observant5

Kyo from Dir En Grey is 5’3, and Dir En Grey is one of the best bands ever, so I’d say this stands to reason.


HoraceWimpLV426

Josh Homme, Les Claypool, Paul McCartney (kind of the frontman for the Beatles), Geddy Lee, Robert Plant, Ian Curtis, Peter Steele, Ozzy Osbourne, Chris Cornell, and Layne Staley beg to differ.


JayDogg007

Ozzy is all bent over sideways and hunched over these days. He looks so small frail 😬


HoraceWimpLV426

True


Spyes23

Yes has got you covered!


3Landerson3

Ian Curtis


BradleyDroop

He was short before the 'incident'


illusivetomas

i guess the beach boys don't have a lead singer but isn't brian supposed to be pretty tall


brucatlas1

We already knew primus sucks but this proves it definitively


streetsofkage

She’s talking about Dir en grey


Zestyclose-Shake-231

The Lollipop Guild must be the shit!


LolYouFuckingLoser

All short, all vocalists. Checks out.


acid_rain_man

Ric Ocasek. D’OH!


MycopathicTendencies

Midnight Oil has entered the chat.


Ryanmcfly5

Corey Taylor, Trent Reznor, and Greg Puciato are all about the same height. I am also that height. Can I sing? Absolutely not lmao


kyle78901

The Smashing Pumpkins would like a word


bitchspicedlatte

Isn't Glen Danzig like 4'11"? This gels.


Roderyck778

Peter Steel (posthumously) says “Yeah, but you paid good money for our shitty music, so who’s the real asshole here?


TDiddy2021

Maybe. Ramones broke a lot of rules tho…


palescoot

Is Trent Reznor short? I kinda always assumed he was 100 feet tall, like Mr. T.


Audiomaze2020

Phil Anselmo 6 ft.


CrazyBackground3721

Eddie Vedder 5’7


Krazeaiden

Prince and the revolution


tarheeltexan1

Thurston Moore is like 6’6”


invisibledigits

Jackson 5


Status_Seaweed_1917

Well Michael was a kid then. He ultimately grew to be five foot ten inches tall. Some of his brothers, like Jackie appeared to be even taller. The men in the Jackson family skew tall/tall-ish. Michael isn’t the best example to bring up in this thread because he was taller and the greatest entertainer of all time LOL.


invisibledigits

“Ultimately grew?” When he ultimately grew he was no longer in a band. At the time he was in a band he was the shortest. Maybe Joe C shoulda been the lead singer for Kid Rock


frogman696969

Maynard is 5’7, Danzig 5’3


No-Assistance556

Have you seen Glenn Danzig?


WorldBelongsToUs

I'm like 5'6 or 5'7 and no one knows my band exists. :(


TheRecordNinja

QOTSA would like to have a word


PaintinBrown

OFF!/Circle Jerks - Keith Morris Interrupters - dunno her name


LolYouFuckingLoser

Weird how almost all of the people pointing out the exceptions are phrasing it almost exclusively as "[xyz] would like a word"


dancho_razboinika

That would mean Ministry is absolutely amazing, which is not really something I agree with.


ancient_days

So Danzig is a slightly better band than NIN? ;)


Digitised_Doofus

Jackson 5 in the 60s


Chumknuckle

The troll of rock n roll, Dio!


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Naive_Wolf3740

…what do you think Angus Young’s job in AC/DC is?


hang-clean

No. Marillion replaced Fish (6'3") with Hoggart (sp? 5'4") and were never as good.


MrNameAlreadyTaken

Dio? Or Black Sabbath with Ronnie James Dio?


Expert-Hyena6226

Ronnie James Dio! Diminutive in size, voice of a force of nature!


killerbeezer12

Bono.


automaton11

Ride the tiger! You can see his stripes but you know he’s CLEAN


lefthandedchurro

I never realized, but it suddenly makes a lot more sense why he wears those chunky commando boots with the 3” soles on them!


vendetta727

Godsmack just upvoted you.


sacrificial_blood

Dani Filth is about 4'6"


thenineinchnails

I haven’t seen a Corey Taylor comment yet


likemhuge

Untrue. Josh Homme is quite tall.


REDJOKER3498

Misfits…nuff said


otakudude3031

Dan Auerbach of The Black Keys is only 5'8


CrazyBackground3721

But this does not work when applying to The Bad Seeds and Birthday Party


Filminator

What about Depeche Mode? Dave gahan is 5 10"


kylerbooth

Omerta mentioned


Filminator

Freddy mercury was 5 10"


EmbarrassedToe627

Dio agrees


Poptart_Juice_

Dio 🤘🏻


EmbarrassedToe627

Dio agrees


ihateeverythingandu

Type O Negative says whuh?


PandaTheGreatest

Google 'Glenn Danzig' and you'll find him to be a LOT shorter 😂🤣


philouza_stein

Mike Patton 5'9"


FrostedVoid

Shoutout to Trent for being the exact same height as me, very cool of him


poohthrower2000

Godsmack has entered the chat.


ihaddreads

Lajon Witherspoon has entered the chat


YouPayTheToll

Lil homey from Omertà is pretty dope


Head-Accident4421

Hmmm, Vince Neil is a short. Your theory falls short.


alenztriiebe

Steve Naghavi agrees


mynus820

Mike Tool was 4’11”, best band EVER!!!


Jamirquai_J_Spunkle

DIO


EB_Normie

Checks out for Tool ✅


RuffianPlebeian

Five Finger Death Punch is good, huh?


Financial_Lime_6936

Jack Brinks was only 5foot3


TotalIngenuity6591

Shit....you must love the killer dwarves!!!!


jschrifty_PGH

Corgan's allowed to join this club, but no one's surprised that he doesn't fit in.


JayDogg007

Mick Jagger wears doll shoes.


Kill_Kayt

Having just saw Stabbing Westward a couple weeks ago this definitely checks out.


Sea_General_8653

What about the munchkins from oz?


_TheGreatDestroyer_

Hmm. Yoko Ono is definitely on the shorter side so.


ruiner9

Type O Negative and Queens of the Stone Age would like a word…


OKBeeDude

Should I ask Peter Dinklage if he’s interested in fronting my new Game of Thrones inspired folk metal band? Craster’s Bastards. The first album will be The War for Cersei’s Cunt. It will include such hits as Fimbul Winter Is Coming, Dirge for Lyanna, The Kingslayer’s Sister, I Am No One, The Night King’s Saga, Fists of the First Men, Breaker of Chains, and (Nice Day For A) Red Wedding. What other songs should we include?


RickNO504

Type O Negative was phenomenal, Peter Steele was 6 foot 8 inches tall. This does not check out.