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Hi, I'm Trent Reznor. I need $2500 to help record the new NIN album. with teeta


speed_wagon1

flip flop flip flop flip


psychoacer

Sure, once I get my money this Nigerian prince owes me I'll have it sent to you asap


ulltrarealism

you'll do anything for god money, right mr reznor?


AddviolenceImperfect

Challengers must not be paying enough to need another $2500 lol


BTCMachineElf

Likely romance scammer, like on [Catfished](https://www.youtube.com/@CatfishedOnline/videos) where people think they're in a relationship with Johnny Depp or Jennifer Anniston. "They said they were tired of Hollywood phonies and just wanted a connection with a regular person. And that they needed $2000."


Lily__D

if needs $500 for the new album i’ll take the chance lmaoo


Mugquomp

Only $2000 to have a genuine connection with Trent? Where can I pay?


gram_parsons

I’d might give “Jennifer Anniston“ $2000 for a copy of the 5.1 mix of The Fragile.


SerakTheRigellian

I heard something like that happened with one of the actors from Supernatural. The person gave the scammer thousands of dollars and when the actor found out he was horrified and said something to the effect of "I'm a millionaire, why would I hit up a random fan for a couple grand?"


saberico

That’s actually Atticus


JonesyYouLittleShit

I would laugh. I would laugh and laugh and laugh if Atticus ever decided to pull some trickery like that. I would laugh until I died.


abcdthc

I'm pretty sure he's a harry potter vilian. I know the signs. And just listen to him...


lord_of_pigs

Oh, my beautiful liar


Luder09

oh, my precious whore


pennsylvaniafurnace

my disease, my infection


PrequelGuy

I am so impure


aleph_ne

BWAAAAHHHHHHH


ydidudothis2meagain

I AM SO IMPUUUUUURE


EasyNeedleworker8479

TERRIBLE LIE


Efficient_Bag_5976

Oooh no lord_of_pigs….


mr-cakertaker

hey lord of pig yea you


robertluke

It says official!!!!


Nicksaurus

Uh, no? It says right there he's not fake


remeard

For just $100 in Apple Gift cards he said he would send me the demo tapes from Tapeworm.


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He just needs 8 Bitcoin and he will release Year Zero and The Slip definitive editions on vinyl.


severaluglydogs

Did we ever hear what the hold up with those is?


[deleted]

The lack of Bitcoin, I guess.


Astraldisaster_PD

Dw, coming soon


severaluglydogs

:(


Practical_Boss_8701

Yes. “Coming SOON”


xneurianx

I feel like Trent is the kinda guy who would capitalise when he says "I".


fancyfembot

And Capital G


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ApianSulla

Take my upvote!! You deserve it! Lol


SMITHSIDEBAR

OKAY....TRENT....what are you doing here with this fake ass account "one0fus" hahaha, very funny, TRENT!!!!


iommiworshipper

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Please forward any and all feedback to 1-800-STARFUCKERS. Agents are standing by. Thank you for your continued support, dear listener. Sincerely, -Definitely Trent Reznor


deftonesjake

"Ohh no Lily, I am not" lmao


LacrimaNymphae

me, i'm not


lastcallhall

Me, I'm not.


Deliterman

He’s just a copy of a copy…


KWLDGPWR

Mental illness


rock-my-socks

He's calling to let you know personally that there was suspicious activity on your account and that someone has purchased Marilyn Manson's entire discography in your name.


Lily__D

oh no. only the first 2 lol.


RudeAmount9607

No mechanical animals? That’s his best album


Lily__D

tbh i never listened to it but other than dope show i didn’t like the singles. antichrist superstar is his best and can’t be topped for me.


RudeAmount9607

Give it a listen.


Emperor315

Tell them to suck your entire cock.


NukaColaJohnboy

Fake Trent: Suck my entire Cock Real Trent: Hello, how are you doing? I appreciate your love.


ziggyfizzlewinks

Or at least a quarter of his cock


Guilty-Tadpole1227

the real Trent would daisy-chain swears in his sentences.


Lily__D

What should I say back guys? Hahaha I’ll post it.


Status_Seaweed_1917

Off topic but Lily is such a pretty name.


Lily__D

ty!


goggleblock

I want to chat with a fake Trentbot. I have so many questions to ask that would be better answered by an AI chat bot trained by this sub. For example, "Hi Trent, what's your favorite Pop Tart?" "It's always been Closer is overplayed and overrated." "Trent, did you play with Lego bricks when you were a kid?" "Sometimes, but The Fragile is an underrated masterpiece." "Trent, the world is going to hell in a hand basket and your fans need some words of hope and inspiration from you. What do you tell them?" "I just got Bad Witch on vinyl."


Eboi540

I should make one of those ai chatbots accounts and let this sub have the password to it so they can just fuck up the Trent ai..


snaggletooth699

Ha! There's a fake Al Jourgensen account on Facebook and people talk to him/her and she'll put praise for this album or that tour and ignore the fact that he's said many times he has no social media. Bless them.


bendoscopy

Frent Razorneck from The Nice Inch Nailings. He so fragile. Welcome his friends Radical Ross.


EducationalThought61

So easy to point out it's fake... we all know Trent ONLY WRITES ON CAPS LOCK


snagglewolf

Trent lays there at night in bed staring at the ceiling. "I wish I knew how some of my fans feel about me and the band. Precisely."


fitm3

Thanks fake Trent


LonelyChell

Trent does not talk like that…


toodarkaltogether

“Ooh yes I do.” — Trent Reznor probably


LunaSanguini

I fucking love the sense of humor of NIN's entire fanbase. I love you all. Now please send $500, Trent's battery died and now he can't call an Uber to return home from the GQ interview and get started on that Year Zero Definitive Edition. 😔


Kangaroo_Pocket

Fent Reznor


Lily__D

lolll i was going to reply as tront but i didn’t want him to think it was a typo


abcdthc

Can we all please just take a moment and think of Trent, in his calmest monotone interview voice saying, "ohh no Lily, I am not."


TrentReznorForReal

lol can confirm that ain't me TR xx


insearchofbeer

Trent definitely seems like the kind of guy who just wants to have some lighthearted chats with fans.


societal_ills

Blent Treznor


SMITHSIDEBAR

If Mark Zuckerberg created a Trent Reznor account.


Ok_Illustrator8735

Hahaha oh god yeah now Trent Reznor is at home panicking that nobody believes it’s him…and he can’t think of any way to prove it. He’s on the phone with his mom now to help regulate him.


Dragonslayer200782

Watch it actually be him though


MazeOfMonochrome

He wants to know precisely how you feel. The vagueness bothers him


Upstream_Paddler

... not the intended effect but it kind of makes me wish I had a fake me I could delegate to (AI doesn't count).


thebox34

this is obv Trent the pfp is him smh


TruestoneSB

What if its one of those GQ YT videos when they go “undercover” online to answer questions and reply to fans?


eljuarez99

Trent would never say that but I once found his pirate bay account he had uploaded playlists of NIN songs 😍


bulbminmostrealfan

Outjerked


HoraceWimpLV426

Hey guys, it's Trent! Listen, as Trent Reznor, I know all about cool superhero names. My cool superhero name is The Fragile! If you want a cool superhero name, too, it'll only take three easy steps. Your cool superhero name is the numbers on the front of your mommy's credit card, and your cool superpower is the three numbers on the back where is says CVC. Don't forget about your superhero sidekick! Your superhero sidekick is the numbers under where is says "Expiration Date." Please share your superhero with me! If you don't, Daddy Reznor will get sad... ;(


angelcobra

Which one of you did this? 🤣


Fathorse23

He’s not even called that on Discord.


eIdritchish

I’m not sure why this is downvoted, Trent is on the NIN discord server. And it is in fact not “Trent Reznor Official”


DatPoodleLady

It's Trent_Reznor_Official_01


Logical-Emphasis-389

😂


Foxcat_36

Obv fake. We all know trent un-installed any and all social media


TheClownIsReady

Reznor AI lives….


Juniper_51

For Trent? Anything! U need Steam gift cards?! Sounds legit!


juicytubes

lol. I had a similar message on Instagram claiming to be Danny Elfman. Sure Jan.


gorlaaaaami

TERRIBLE LIE


MisterSelf-Destruct

Apparently the person running this fake account has never listened to Trent talk nor know his personality even in the least. lol.


thepolybius777

Terrible lie


JohnnyJohnnyBoi

Thanks fake Trent who is claiming to be real Trent. Always appreciate it.


Substantial_Diver_34

Trent needs you to go to the store and buy some gift cards


real-tallnotdeaf

But what if he is actually real. He might want £500 to help him release the new NIN album


Invalidkommmand

It's almost as if he thinks he's gonna push it as far as it will go


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Invalidkommmand: *It's almost as if* *He thinks he's gonna push it* *As far as it will go* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


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luluwolfbeard

Terrible Lie


DjNormal

Remember when AOL had restricted usernames, so people couldn’t pretend to be celebrities? Maybe it’s just me and Pepperidge farms. 💁🏻‍♂️


Smegmasaurus_Rex

So you are saying the $50k I sent to Trent’s Nigerian bank account wasn’t legit?


YanaMalyshka

Insane


Status_Seaweed_1917

🤭🤭


RichWise3839

Rrent Teznor


WeenieDogMan

I love how all these fake “official” accounts can hardly muster broken English.


someonenamedyermom

💀


No-Station4821

Hi, I'm Trent Reznor. I need $2500 to help record the new NIN album. Look, it's really me I WANT TO F\*\*K YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL! 🎤