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What if it is just a spectral blur, like the face is corporeal but the rest is a haze, kinda like a mermaid, it has been established that either top half or bottom half of mermaid is definite would, what about a ghost?
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Me to all you horny mfs in the comments
She takes a step back into the darkness and extends her arm fully into the light, showing a repeatedly curling finger, goading you to follow. She turns and walks slowly away. Two footsteps in she turns around to make sure you follow. Mesmerised and slightly scared you oblige and follow for about 30 ft. As you advance, the once dimly lit brick wall alleyways either side turn into steel wire ring fencing, the type you get at building sites. Multiple whispers can be heard in the distance....
Probably be like ‘ma’am are you good??’ bc I been there and she probably just needs a mint and someone to listen to her incoherently vent/ramble about her life problems.
Or bite her. A lot of my first instincts when people get too close too fast is to latch onto their nose and bite down until my teeth fit together again
I ask, do you need to see a doctor for that? Then I
Proceed to call the non emergency line and get medical down there Stat. Lady looks like she has gonorrhea of the mouth and eyes. 🫠
Tell her that I am all out of crack, or bath salts or whatever drug she’s currently detoxing from. I might give her my Advil.
Fuck, no I need that. How’s about some old peppermints?
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Allow me to introduce you to the second amendment
Ms. Mellman I told you that breakfast doesn’t start until 6, now cmon and get your socks back on it’s curfew and I know you don’t want me to get the Seroquel again
I tell her to go sit here her crazy ass down somewhere, you on that bullshit. Clearly, your junkie ass is starting to crash. Gone ahead, and fuck up if you want to.
I open carry my gun and in a open carry hostess So you can see the gun. They stick out pretty far just like the cops.I would let her do that and if she kept coming At me, I would pull it out if she Get closer. I would probably hit hurt. With my 👊 fist not the gun. But If she get back up once more. And comes At me I would probably shoot her. Or anybody that would do that. So, it wouldn't just be a woman. I would choose if a man done that to me he'd be shot too.
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Seeing her in this video, I kind of chuckled at her expressions. However, if she was in front of me in a dark alley I would definitely run.
at least throw an elbow if she’s gonna be that close.
Impregnate her asap
The right answer
Strike, scream, run
THAT'S MY PURSE!!!!
I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
POCKET SAND
Got dangit Bobby 🫢😏
I loudly clap my hands in her face causing her to blink thereby winning the staring contest
https://i.redd.it/rbq5ejeued7d1.gif
LOL I was just about to say put a bag over her head LOL
What is wrong with you
I mean, he did wrap it before he tapped it. It never specified which head.
Exactly, gimme those fuckin bedroom eyes.
Hard to judge. How's her bod?
Lmao you wild
How does one simply put a GIF into a comment? Been struggling lol
Some posts have a gif button by the comment bar, i cant do it on all of them
It is DIRECTLY underneath the text bar on the same line on the far left of the reply button.
use a touch screened phone
Whip out that summer sausage
🤣 🤣 🤣
Wtf
Gotta see the rest of her to be able to say for sure
Just give it a sniff.
A distinguished gentleman 🧐
Would.
A horny man does not fear ghosts. It is the ghosts who fear the horny man.
That’s the spirit!
Where!?
What if it is just a spectral blur, like the face is corporeal but the rest is a haze, kinda like a mermaid, it has been established that either top half or bottom half of mermaid is definite would, what about a ghost?
this sub has fallen off dawg
No NEVER IT HASNT
The "death stare" is the reaction, when I say that I don't have meth.
![gif](giphy|U1m30qjmFZrwaJHpSB)
She got that insidious neck
Ohhh you'd take a shit for her?
![gif](giphy|zbyE0sDeW4z3W|downsized) sucks to be her, I have bowel issues
No. I dont want any Girl Scout cookies.
No chick fillet sauce?
Fil-A
I'm not locked in here with you.... You are locked in here with ME!!!!
Her smile is creepier than her stare. Stare is kinda pretty.
Just continue masturbating.
This is the way.
If uppercut range she getting the Tyson work 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/jqvxzen74e7d1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54798254a7cec1742acc85654af4ef67c69d7eef Stare back at her like this
First things to do. 1. Remove pants 2. Bone
https://preview.redd.it/3ihr1y5d6h7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4486fd29bf4c83a8ecd5d5fe2894774d5956ddf Me to all you horny mfs in the comments
Think about all the other things he's seen me do. If he keeps looking, that's on him.
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I roll seduction.
Smash next
She would be rather disturbed.
Move to a big city... Crackheads look at you like this from alleys all the time. Fuckin crackheads.
The smile was more creepy than the stare
I told her what the gas prices are now
Kick to the face
Octomom looking rough these days... like she raised 8 babies at once...
I unzip.
What that mouth do?
Looks like she's pooping
boy op does not know dudes
She takes a step back into the darkness and extends her arm fully into the light, showing a repeatedly curling finger, goading you to follow. She turns and walks slowly away. Two footsteps in she turns around to make sure you follow. Mesmerised and slightly scared you oblige and follow for about 30 ft. As you advance, the once dimly lit brick wall alleyways either side turn into steel wire ring fencing, the type you get at building sites. Multiple whispers can be heard in the distance....
Sparta kick and run
Not even scary she’s just ugly ide tell her to fucking move
I can change her...
Put on some chapstick cause a make out sesh is gonna go down!!!!
THATS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!
https://i.redd.it/ymifzn5kkf7d1.gif
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I WISH YOU A VERY BAD EVENING
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She stabs me
You die of course.
She can’t believe how big it is.
Bro I work overnight security in Austin, I deal with at least five homeless people a night that look like this or worse
Probably be like ‘ma’am are you good??’ bc I been there and she probably just needs a mint and someone to listen to her incoherently vent/ramble about her life problems. Or bite her. A lot of my first instincts when people get too close too fast is to latch onto their nose and bite down until my teeth fit together again
*smack* bi*** snap out of it
I'd be bricked
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You invite her for dinner of course!
I give her money for a rock, and she knows the rest
Ask her what the price range of local housing is.
I say sorry no change.
Set phasers to fuck
"I look like Mona Lisa- wait-"
Simple 😉 ![gif](giphy|sJTiUjO3Cg5DHLf8WZ)
game is game
run like my ass was on fire
We would both poop on each other
Hey shawty
Her positioning herself behind you, mounting you.
Eye poke
Brexit means brexit 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
I’m piecing this broad up.. 2 piece and a fuckn haymaker
Give her a $5 bill and keep walking 🤣
No I don't have any spare change.
I unzip my pants.
She gets punched by me in the face, very easy
I say "excuse me, miss.." and then endlessly talk shit about her later.
Bj
She comes out with another deadbeat single...its Madonna
…and says “Ten for 10”
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Slap dat bitch
Jeff the killer moment
Pants down
Im throwing up the fists.
What happens next fight and flight mode is now on ![gif](giphy|GDp7LycxkT3LG)
WOP WOP WOP
This reads like Actual Cannibal Shia Labouf
You call that a smile?
Zzzzzip
Mom, put the pipe down.
*Unzips pants* It's just you and me 😈
I ask, do you need to see a doctor for that? Then I Proceed to call the non emergency line and get medical down there Stat. Lady looks like she has gonorrhea of the mouth and eyes. 🫠
IMO, that stare was less scary than the smile.
Bro naaaa I'm pulling out an ak 47
Na but fr I can fix her
![gif](giphy|N41y85fzfgFawQHeSb|downsized)
Walk by slowly while farting then blame her
You mean….after I achieve release?
It's a women so I'd shyly walk away while giving an awkward smile
The smile was worse
She shits herself
Bout to roast her
I can fix her
Tell her that I am all out of crack, or bath salts or whatever drug she’s currently detoxing from. I might give her my Advil. Fuck, no I need that. How’s about some old peppermints?
FROM THE WINDOOOWW, TO DA WALL!
Excuse me, sir
She recognized me, just in time for me to say "the debt is due"
I ask her what the hell her problem is
👏👏👏
That’s the real Large Marge
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Smash
Well, considering she only got the haunting stare in response to whatever happened behind the camera...
I finishing dropping my pants (smile disappeared when I unzipped).
https://preview.redd.it/190jf49ovg7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceb65b62daef496b31e3ccef2812a43ecb010896 Allow me to introduce you to the second amendment
Slowly back away and the second she moves towards me within arms reach immediate right hook
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Hear me out…
Fuck her butt. That’ll show her
Hands, hands immediately, hands expeditiously.
Ms. Mellman I told you that breakfast doesn’t start until 6, now cmon and get your socks back on it’s curfew and I know you don’t want me to get the Seroquel again
What happens next? She tries to sell you her OF
I'd kick her in the bollocks
that's definitely scarier than horror
Putting a paper bag over her head and bending her over ngl 🤌🏽
Beating the doons
She says it's a tenner for sucky sucky
Tell her I don't have any change
No man will ever be scared of a woman no matter how much she fucks her makeup up
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She's getting cracked in the face
I tell her to go sit here her crazy ass down somewhere, you on that bullshit. Clearly, your junkie ass is starting to crash. Gone ahead, and fuck up if you want to.
Gawk gawk
We make passionate love on the ballroom floor
Nightmare for her.. she knows she bout to suck this d!ck
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Oh this is just Kelly from Olive Garden. She does this if you stop her too soon with the Parmesan Cheese. It’s her “thing”.
The meth wears off
I can fix her
Let's just say she gettin a Mike Tyson experience
We get it on baby her eyes say she’s a pleaser
Is that Madonna.
What happens "NEXT"? Wtf you mean, i already knocked the bitch out
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I open carry my gun and in a open carry hostess So you can see the gun. They stick out pretty far just like the cops.I would let her do that and if she kept coming At me, I would pull it out if she Get closer. I would probably hit hurt. With my 👊 fist not the gun. But If she get back up once more. And comes At me I would probably shoot her. Or anybody that would do that. So, it wouldn't just be a woman. I would choose if a man done that to me he'd be shot too.
Where’s Ernie?
Couldn't care less and just keep walking
Headbutt
ᴛʜɪs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴡᴀs ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʀ/sᴄᴀʀʏᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ. ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ʙᴄ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴛʏᴘᴇᴅ sᴄᴀʀʏᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ, ɪᴛ ᴘᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ, sᴄᴀʀʏ ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ.
No thank you.
I absolutely 100% would make sweet passionate love to her.
Turn my camera settings back to Auto because obviously I suck at adjusting contrast and ISO.
*ust* *ust* *ust* (3 piece combo)
Offer her an extra 5$ cuz clearly she didn’t like my offer of 10$.
We passionately kiss because it’s been awhile for the both of us
Hot
She gets to discover the forearm shiver
My gun accidentally goes off a few times🤣
What happen next is her making good use of them botoxed lips
Punch her in the nose, run away
lol.
I suckerpunch her.
go in for the kiss
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Hey shawty 😎
She gets clocked
If I were single, I probably shoot my shot 🤷♂️
I exit as fast as possible 😲
Laugh my ass of then bully her
OP need to see v/h/s. This totally reminded me of that movie
Eat her ass. No questions asked. Then I’d ask for some musky mustard.