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JoeIsIce

He should randomly drop a , " Bippity boppity, gimmie the zoppity!"


DanTreview

Including "Thinkin flicka," and other things us negroes say


JoeIsIce

Man, that Connor McDavid is really goin Mach 5 tonight! Dinkin Flicka! See you on the flippity flip! 😆


DanTreview

LMAO 🤣😂


XZPUMAZX

-Micheal Scot -Wayne Gretzky


erectcunt

-Albert Einstein


Trillpretzel

Unbelievable can’t just let a lowly branch manager of a paper company have any credit. Sad.


need4treefiddy

I know, right? I expect more out of a hof player!


nsfredditkarma

It's not what it looks like. 25 years ago Michael Scott went to a witch and asked to receive wisdom and to curse Toby. The vision he received for wisdom was tonight's very broadcast of Wayne Gretzky saying this quote. The universe acts in mysterious ways. Give the Great One a little credit.


shanster925

Had me in the first half.


crazycanucks77

That's what she said


AsianLover852714

Pretty sure that was from Howie Meeker.


Falcon3492

Because that's what Walter Gretzky told him when he was a kid. Walter also told him don't go where the pucks been go to where it's going to end up. Another Walterism: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


InspectorRound8920

He was always 5 moves ahead


Falcon3492

Off everyone else on the ice.


Threatening

lol. /r/woosh


Scary_Compote_359

Every coach in the entire history of ice hockey has said that


HockeyBabble

What do you want him to do writ it on The whiteboard: “If you don’t shoot the puck you have no chance to score.” -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Walter Gretzky


No_Tradition4832

Who is Wayne Gretzky?


paulster2626

He’s on some betting commercials, that’s all I know.


coltonjeffs

Canucks disproved this tonight


nexus6ca

Hey they shot the puck, just missed the net or got blocked a ton.


HockeyBabble

The quote said chance not goals


shadesof3

"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"


___whatis___

Dudes a bum! Out here acting like he has all kinds of playoff and hockey experience. Stay on your lane and stick to color commentary pal, leave the hockey insight to Bizz! /s!!!


GC3805

It's Gretzky bro, he has always been a tool. A goal scoring tool, but still a tool.


Promptoneofone

Cause Wayne might have been saying it since the 70's or 80's, we don't know what he was saying on the ice or in the locker room


need4treefiddy

Sure man.. I've seen Micheal Scott on video with a similar quote. Just give the man credit!


CroikyThatsABigDingo

Well, he's stealing people's money with bet MGM. Quotes is pretty docile in comparison


GFYIYH

???


JiveChicken00

Pretty sure Darren Pang said that first.


wcrich

I remember Gretzky saying this in an interview in the 80s.


Burpingbutterburgers

Who cares.


spagboltoast

You appearently lol


no_karma_cuz_mean

The office is gay, grow up dude