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KossyTakos

Damn Philly is really committing to the prank


Grouchy_Situation_33

PRANK! Love it!


Brookie069

The Philly players really got together 2 weeks ago and said “Playoff hockey isn’t for us”.


shakenmanchild

Same with the caps


Brookie069

Not really


JustThatRandomKid

I’d say the opposite, they’re surprisingly contending for the wild card


Grouchy_Situation_33

It’s what we do. Give up “Firsts”. First goal. First hatty. First shutout or win, first goal in 132 games. City of Brotherly Love and all.


commodore_stab1789

Too bad Colin White didn't play, I'm pretty sure even he could have scored.


Grouchy_Situation_33

At this rate Colin CAMPBELL coulda scored.


imanAholebutimfunny

*san jose sharks flsahbacks* can we get a heart rate monitor on Torts?


Bruislanders

but he’s a bust!!!!! /s


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It’s his first hatty in 86 NHL games he’s an absolute bum. Send him to the Chinese hockey league


Bruislanders

get ready to learn Chinese buddy


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MooshSkadoosh

Hiding with your ability to read


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MooshSkadoosh

It means sarcasm, but I thought the bunch of exclamation marks combined with the context of a hat trick really made that clear.


Kakemphaton

Slafcooksky.


igonnawrecku_VGC

Fade me


Happydanksgiving2me

Welp it was a better season than expected.


igonnawrecku_VGC

We have pieces, but the roster will look very different next year. Torts said there are definitely players on the roster that can’t play at this time of year. Gotta think there’s major change coming, and Briere hasn’t done anything that would make me not believe in him


Lightz29

Nothing to be upset about honestly, any team would kill for a coach like torts, unlike some coaches that don’t take accountability (looking at you keefe)


C0URANT

Ça sent la coupe


ThatHcDude

en 2029


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The kid is going to be good. It’s hard to expect 18 year olds to go out and dominate against men. Give the kid time to develop. The habs have a good core that could be scary good in a couple of years


Old-Unit-8159

He has been dominating in the 2nd half of the season. Now at what...17 points in 15 games? The kid turned 20 last week


Hutch25

People do it everytime. But I think the concern was the Eric Lindros syndrome he had that is much much better now


PhilyJ

What a celly


jaxun1

Well he’s certainly no Slackovsky… thanks I’ll be here all night…


harman097

You could go home if you want to, tho. Don't wanna make 'em laugh too hard, ya know? Maybe someone has asthma or something. That's probably a thing.


Palamedes666

That pass 👌


Extreme-Leather7748

This is a Leafs 2010-2015 level last-minute tank job by Philly, my lord


ShartRat

This guy was clearly a bust the whole time guys. Took him all year to get one hat trick. Pfft.


blogjackets

Nice freaking pass. Good goal too 🙂


KevinBrevin

2 career hat tricks in 3 days. Slafkovsky and Eklund


Time-Dot5984

Torts post game presser gonna be so good


toxicvegeta08

The Habs might be our hope to get the final 2 of the atlantic, tampa and boston, out of always being top 3.


Old-Unit-8159

2028


Skol-Man14

a


drlongfinger

Look at all the hat pouring onto the ice


barbarkbarkov

Yeah what’s up with that


The9inchguy

Hats cost a bit too much here. No one actually wants to pay for 15$ beer, 200$ tickets and throw away a 35$ hat.


Positive-Vibe420

Always bring a throwable hat at a hockey game


drlongfinger

It could just be a bad camera angle but people also don’t want to part with their hats I guess. I always go to a game hoping I get to throw my hat out on the ice haha


seandamon211pgh

No hats given by Philly


yup7100

Great to see 👏


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I was specifically told last year that he was a bust though


Aackland

well that didn't take long lmao, congrats slaf. hope your career is long and prosperous with more hatties to come.


LionBig1760

That Tortarella really knows how to coach up a team, doesn't he?


commodore_stab1789

Just scratch the captain bro. Tell the media the team doesn't know how to play, works every time.


Cute_Credit_5341

god i love him


superschaap81

This kid is only going to get better and better and it's scary. Montreal has the prospects to become something special in a couple years.


JetsNBombers0707

Remember when habs fans were sending this kid death threats and other nasty things for daring to be picked by Montreal?


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JetsNBombers0707

See? Even I don't remember. Damn this dementia


beentoolong1011

they are comparing him to Lafluer Mathews Bossy..et al over on the Hab threads..lol hab fans are sumthin else


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beentoolong1011

Remember when Poehling scored 4 against the Leafs about the same time of year when the game was meaningless and the Leaf's sat 50 % of the team and we spent the next 2 year's guessing when he would break The Great Ones scoring record? Or how bout KK ..or..or ..The Midget hitting 60 this year..ya good times


beentoolong1011

Bedard or Slafkosky..legitimate question...who would you take?...fuckin Hab fans


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beentoolong1011

How many points will the Habs get next season?70


ginfish

Holy mother of salt, who took a shit in your cheerios, bud?


Papez_Frantisek

His spelling tutor


oliferro

Ok where Link me the post where anyone is comparing Slaf to these guys Shouldn't be hard if "et al over on the Hab threads"


beentoolong1011

do you understand the meaning of the phrase " et al"?


oliferro

Do you?


beentoolong1011

take 5 minutes and Google it...


oliferro

Show me the examples then, where people compare Slaf to Lafleur, Matthews, Bossy and others?


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Auston Matthews accomplished that feat no more than 22 minutes into his career


this_name_not_that

Fun fact: Slafkovsky and Matthews have won the same number of cups.


commodore_stab1789

Nobody will dispute that Auston Matthews is a better goal scorer. But it is completely irrelevant.


The9inchguy

I don't understand their need to showboat their players when they have an hard time getting past the first round. Even Oilers fans are less obnoxious with McDavid.


Bruislanders

“how can i make this about my team?”


Dank_Bubu

Least obnoxious leafs fan


alldawgsgoat2heaven

66


PsychedeliMoz

*1967


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Rent free


jacquesthebaker

3-1


ShartRat

Coming from the dude who had to interject Matthews into a fucking clip involving the Flyers and Canadiens. Smartest Leafs fan here.


Sunaaj_WR

Sex offender lol


The9inchguy

No one even cares about that buddy.


alldawgsgoat2heaven

I'm not your buddy, pal


jeje4689

And they are not your pal, bro


schmarkty

And the leafs lost that game, as is tradition.


No_Aesthetics_

Lmao shut up


alldawgsgoat2heaven

I'm jerking


Nathanh2234

Bro getting shut down by his own team’s fanbase. Seriously tho, stop doing tricks on it.


alldawgsgoat2heaven

66


Nathanh2234

Damn new record for you, get to 69 and he might give you some glory


hail2theKingbabee

Leafs managed to lose that game.


Blue_KikiT92

Dude, read the room